Tag: GridIron

  • Crawling Around GridIron (and Laying Plans for a Tidewater Launch)

    Six of the faithful posted at Gridiron on a relatively cool, late-summer morning. Johnsonville planted a VSF and took the Q. This is how it went down, more or less.

    Warmup with 50x SSH, merkins, don quiotes, mountain climbers, etc.

    Mosey to far side of parking area and get right down to business with curb crawls up to 5 merks and back down. Dreamliner rocked these…

    Mosey around football fields (as they filled up with kids, parents, cheer leaders, etc.) to grassy area near school.
    COP crab cakes
    COP box cutters.

    Mosey onto soccer field in front of school.
    ciabatta crab walk alternating between feet first and back first.

    COP single leg Alabama prom dates
    COP LBCs
    Mosey around soccer field OYO

    Mosey behind school.
    ciabatta plank walks along bus road curb (alternating direction).

    Mosey to pullup bars.
    2-3 rounds of 10x pullups OYO

    Mosey in front of school
    merkin countdown (9 wide grip, 8 regular, 7 diamond, 6 wide, 5 regular, 4 diamond, 3 wide, 2 regular, 1 diamond)

    Triple Play (classic)

    Mary

    Mosey back to VSF, stopping to honor the flag as the football PA played “The Star Spangled Banner.”

    COT with Atilla taking us out.

    Moleskin —

    This is the best time of year at GridIron because the football games generate much fanfare and activity. “The Star Spangled Banner” was timed perfectly at the end of our workout, and the version played was beautiful. It gave us a chance to stop moving, to reflect, and to honor our flag.

    Earthworm remains out and is missed. White deer pulled something in his back trying to catch YHC in the plank walk. I am grateful for a bit of competition, but we need to keep the war daddies healthy….

    Atilla continues to get faster and stronger. He has come a long way over the last year.

    Night crawler posted to his third workout at F3Richmond. He made it through 1/3 of the first one and 2/3 of the second. Night crawler started and finished this one with us and joined us for coffeeteria.

    We were very happy to have PaperBoy join us for the first time. He is a west ender, and we hope PaperBoy becomes are regular a GridIron and/or other F3Richmond workouts.

    We were also happy to have Dremliner back. Dreamliner hails from Suffolk, and has driven 2 weeks in a row to join us at GridIron. That is a great and amazing thing, especially since I have trouble getting guys from my neighborhood out. AND… Dreamliner volunteered to Q at GridIron next Saturday.

    Admittedly, Dreamliner has an ulterior motive. He wants to launch an F3 group in Hampton this fall. We have tentatively set an October 15 start date for F3Tidwater (or F3EasternVirginia, or whatever it will become). This will require F3Richmond support for 4 or more weeks, and I will be talking this up as soon as BRR is over. Please step up help with these efforts. I would like to get at least 1 carload down for 4-5 weeks.

    Have a great Labor Day!

    Jville

  • Pokemon Lost

    The Glory of Creation was on full display on the drive to the GridIron this morning – no gloom, just the wonderment of a sublime tangerine sun welcomed a strong 8. One of the Faithful posted from Suffolk, having been transplanted from Charleston and the rigors F3SC, eager to partake in all that is F3RVA! The prior clarion call for KettleBells, Medicine Balls, and Jump Ropes was heeded. With no postings by the Quad-Hate progeny, YHC scuttled the diversionary Pokemon inspired gambit designed to introduce basic orienteering (and keep the young men safely occupied away from the perils of the KB squared circle) and converted same to individual interstitial recovery missions. Circus Maximus (and lost and found) at the GridIron went something like this:

    The Thang:

    EMOM 10:

    Group A:
    X5 – X10 KB American Swings
    X5 – X10 KB Squat and High Pulls
    X5 – X10 KB Squat and Presses

    Group B:
    X20 Merkins

    Alternating groups Rinse and Repeat for full EMOM 10 – 5 sets of each of 2 groups on alternating minutes.

    The PAX do alternating planks as Seymour runs a recovery mission to retrieve Pokemon at Control Point Alpha.

    EMOM 10:

    Group A:
    X5 – X10 KB Right Arm Rack Left Lunge
    X5 – X10 KB Left Arm Rack Right Lunge
    X10 KB Triceps Presses

    Group B:
    Jump Rope (some virtual)

    Alternating groups Rinse and Repeat for full EMOM 10.

    The PAX do Supermans (cruising, stream-lined, and flaps down styles all in honor of DreamLiner, and under the choral direction of Attila) as Johnsonville runs a recovery mission to retrieve Pokemons at Control Points Bravo and Charlie.

    The 200:

    X25 Pole Smokers
    X25 KB Right Snatches
    X25 CDDs and Pole Smokers
    X25 KB Left Snatches
    X25 Pole Smokers
    X25 KB Right Swings
    X25 CDDs and Pole Smokers
    X25 KB Left Swings

    The PAX do CDDs (under the direction of White Deer) as FlipPhone runs a recovery mission to retrieve Pokemons at Control Points Delta and Echo.

    EMOM 10:

    Group A:
    X7 – X10 KB Halos Clockwise
    X10 KB Tricep Presses
    X7 – X10 KB Halo Counter-Clockwise

    Group B:
    Medicine Ball Chest Pass
    Medicine Ball Rock and Rolls

    Alternating groups Rinse and Repeat for full EMOM 10.

    The PAX do alternating planks as Attila runs the final recovery mission to retrieve Pokemon at Control Point Foxtrot.

    COT:

    Counterama and Namearama

    Announcements: GridIron continues strong at Pouncey Tract and we will ABSOLUTELY meet Saturday September 10 as we eagerly await news of the F3RVA brothers who are poised to slay the BRR!! For the non-BRRers, White Deer is picking up the Q at CM on September 8 – if you haven’t tried CM consider doing same. Borrow or buy a KB and bring it with you Thursdays 0530 at north side of Godwin HS at the bus loop. But beware, WhiteDeer is a killer.

    YHC closed us with prayer of thanksgiving and expression and gratitude and supplication for unspoken needs.

    Moleskin:

    Great to have Seymour join us this am – late sleepers to the DogPile are one of our specialties. Especially those who bring relentless pugilist-style rope skipping skills and who scoffed at Sully’s Medicine Ball Rock and Roll numbers. Well done, strong strong showing, and terrific fellowship with you this morning.

    Speaking of strong showings, DreamLiner did F3SC-Charleston proud this morning. Once the PAX recovered from their envy of a guy with a really cool car, we managed to observe the seemingly effortless assault by DreamLiner on this morning prescription. Gentlemen – this double hatee can bring it and he is all in concerning F3 Tidewater/Hampton Roads. Much of the Coffeeteria involved not so subtle undertakings by Johnsonville to test DreamLiner’s ride – speculation is rampant that J’ville is putting a spoiler on his late model Camry.

    NightCrawler posted for his sophomore GridIron and we are grateful to have him and inspired by his output. I looked at WhiteDeer’s BB from last week’s GridIron and a lesser man would have bailed out for a second showing. Not NightCrawler, though, who clearly was comfortable with the 1000 ways to move a KB.

    The regulars were their regular selves, workman-like efforts, strong desire to get stronger, and even stronger desire to make the men around them better. WhiteDeer is slowly yet firmly moving into the role of MumbleChatterer-in-Chief, he misses very little, and and has enough creativity to bring levity to our foilables, all while delighting in his own state of Methuselah. The PAX noticed WhiteDeer’s reticence to be tasked to one of the Pokemon recovery missions, gladly leaving the job to the more fleet-footed PAX. FlipPhone, of course, ran and executed his mission exceedingly well, though he at first balked at the diamond-based coordinates to exfil the Pokemons at his Control Points Delta and Echo (where’s the left field foul pole?). Same with Johnsonville whose soccer-centric world view was worsened by the additional distraction of vehicular envy. But not Attila – a real baseball man who swooped in on the hot corner and delivered his Pokeman safely back to the virtual ShovelFlag, after 55 minutes of adding considerable reps to the Q’s suggested EMOM ranges.

    The aborted Pokemon plan involved actual vintage playing cards left behind by YHC’s adult children (both older than DreamLiner – ouch!). Talk at Coffeeteria about another kid convergence at GridIron involving Pokemon card seeking and other activities (with eyes off electronics and no more headstands except for Flipper) designed to challenge our kids minds, body, and spirits. Stay tuned and please feel free to step up – room for more than a single Q here.

    Genesis 1:1

  • GridIron – “Deck of Death”

    5 grid iron strong this morning – Welcome Night Crawler from Raleigh, his job has transferred him to the Richmond area and he’s lives close to the Grid Iron so we look forward to seeing him back on Saturday mornings.

    COP: SSH, Don Quixote’s, Johnsonville Hillbillies

    Deck of Death – Decided to use new phone app RipDeck to officiate the workout. I figured a deck of cards wouldn’t work well with work gloves and the morning dew.

    200 Prom Dates (2) x face card

    200 Merkins (2) x face card

    100 Burpees (1) x face card

    200 Squats (2) x face card

    2-50-yard bear crawls (Joker)

    Additional

    25 pole smokers

    25 dips

    MOLESKIN:

    Remember Johnsonville and Flip Phone – “cards are generated at random”

    Last card generated – 13 Burpees –

    Johnsonville Comment – “One of my top 3 hardest workouts” … War Daddy White Deer – Johnsonville = 7 years ! – Still going strong…

    Night Crawler – Welcome back to F3 and the Grid Iron, hope to see you next week. Give that shoulder muscle some heat and cold. We won’t bring up the “Hurl” comment.

    As the workout concluded on Jolly Ranchers “Amen”, we noticed several Tuckahoe Tomahawks dads unloading their sons football gear and they were looking in our direction so we took the opportunity to welcome and invite several men to next week’s Gridiron. One father with a sincere response, “I’ve been looking for a push and I really need to do this, I will be here next week”.

    This connection with the dads could be HUGE…

    White Deer

  • #GridIron Welcomes the Next Generation

    Fourteen of the faithful and 4 FNGs posted at #NoToll on a bistering Saturday morning. Johnsonville (YHC) planted a shovel flag in a parking lot divider, and took Q. This is how it went down, more or less:

    COP near SF
    25x SSH
    25x Don Quiote
    25x imperial walkers -> hillbillies

    Mosey around parking lot for COP adjacent to beach volleyball courts
    10x merkins
    25x bicycles
    25x squats

    Mosey over to small hill near baseball diamond
    Elevens consisting of merkins at the bottom, and Lt. Dans at the hilltop

    Mosey to end zone of nearest gridiron for COP
    25x LBC
    24x single leg Alabama Prom Dates (switching legs halfway)

    Mosey to middle of field for COP
    chiabatta (bunny hops and crab cakes)
    10x Richard Kimble OYO

    Mosey to school entrance for classic 3-play sequence

    Mosey gridiron in front of the school for F3-style frisbee football (with kids calling the exercises), which included a number of OYO exercises including 10x burpees, 10x reverse crunches, etc.

    COP at midfield
    25x LBCs
    25x box cutters

    COP (Atilla)
    Coffeeteria

    MOLESKIN:

    It was great to have so many strong men and so many strong kids come out. YHC had a game plan for this workout, but that went out the window with these numbers. What a great problem to have!

    The heat and humidity at 0700 was brutal. YHC began sweating profusely right for the start and quickly became water-logged.

    The elevens followed by a tough chiabatta brought on deep gloom, and I thought we were going to lose some folks. But, the PAX stayed strong.

    Mighty Mouse has quite a competitive streak (definitely Lab Rat’s 2.0). YHC barely edged her out at the end of the 2nd three-play run. She did not like that a bit, and came out of the blocks on the third set like Usain Bolt. There was not even a prayer of chasing her down.

    YHC reflected on names a bit more after the workout, and decided to change Ahab’s name to Mariner. It is thus so.

    Prayers to Toga’s dad and family. Isaiah 33:2

    Johnsonville

  • Minority Report

    Four GridIron regulars, including our good friend PigSkin from F3 Charlotte, gathered at the appointed time for a workout that went, sort of, like the following:

    Thang:

    x25 SSHs IC
    x25 IWs IC

    EMOM 10 (PAX together):
    x20 Merkins (odd minutes)
    x20 Pole Smokers (even minutes)

    Partnered up for KB Farmer’s Carry and Mosey to Pillars Bus Loop

    EMOM 10 (PAX split squads):
    x3 – x5 Burpees and x20 CDDs
    Mosey to bars for x5 Elbows to Knees

    x25 KB Pullover and Press
    x25 APDs
    x25 KB Pullover and Press
    x25 APDs

    Partnered back up for Farmer’s Carry and Mosey to Pavilion

    True Grid:
    x1 Burpee
    x10 Step Ups
    x2 Burpees
    x20 KB American Swings/x20 Air Squats
    x3 Burpees
    x30 Alternating Lunges
    x4 Burpees

    Mary
    x25 APDs
    x10 WWII Sit-ups with KB Press
    x25 Ab exercise of choice

    Random KB exercises, including Halos and Snatches

    COT:

    Counterama and Namearama.

    Announcements, including Convergence at DogPile at 0700 next Saturday followed by Grow School; Atilla will try to “cover Q” the GridIron.

    Travel blessings for PigSkin as he heads home today and for J’Ville on his epic Odyssey; expressions of ongoing concern for White Deer as he recovers and for Toga’s father and those who minister to him; and unspoken needs and concerns.

    Prayer by YHC.

    Moleskin:

    Usually the Cricketeers look strangely upon the PAX as we do our Thang once we approach the diamonds located at the back of the school. A new addition, today, were the Volleyballers posting for some early beach-style play. The big surprise, though, was that the Volleyballers swelled in numbers from about 10 at 0655 to 50+ when the PAX arrived back at the Pavilion for the True Grid and Mary. We need to re-double our EHing on this group – clearly Top Five EH Excuse No. 3 is not an issue here; choice of footwear may be.

    Strong efforts by the Pax today – sweat stain replicas of F3 marks were observed in several of the PAX deadpools. The KB Farmer’s Carries were a welcome wrinkle to the moseying.

    Coffeeteria of two this morning – small numbers, big fellowship.

    Psalm 116

  • Stepping Forward

    Five of the Faithful posted at the GridIron this morning for a return of the Fibonacci Sequence. Here it is:

    Thang:

    The Starter:

    Mosey to field event venue inside the track for X20 mix of SSHs, DQs, and IWs (IC) and a quick DIY stretch.

    The Ascent:
    X1 440 yard Track Run
    X1 50 yard Bear Crawl
    X2 50 yard Karaokes
    X3 50 yard Sprints
    X5 Lateral Lunges and Curtseys (right side) and 5 Lateral Lunges and Curtseys (left side)
    X8 8-Count BodyBuilders (Pan Pax cadence)
    X13 Swing Lunges (alternating legs forward and backward lunges, starting right side)
    X21 Squat Jumps
    X34 Mountain Climbers

    The Summit:
    X55 Merkins, X55 APDs, and X55 Box Cutters in 5 sets of 11s

    The Descent:
    X34 Mountain Climbers
    X21 Squat Jumps
    X13 Swing Lunges (alternating legs forward and backward lunges starting left side)
    X8 8-Count BodyBuilders (Pan Pax cadence)
    X5 Lateral Lunges and Curtseys (right side) and 5 Lateral Lunges and Curtseys (left side)
    X3 50 yard Sprints
    X2 50 yard Karaokes
    X1 50 yard Bear Crawl
    X1 440 yard Track Run

    The Finisher:
    X25 PLTs rinse and repeat
    X20 GridIron Goal Post Cross Bar Jumps

    COT:

    Counterama and Numberama.

    Announcements – (1) Convergence at DogPile at 0700 in two weeks (August 6). Double Dip option at 0600. Grow School following Convergence; (2) Need for “cover” Q at GridIron for August 6 – post at GridIron at 0655 in case of unexpected FNG posting; if no shows head to DogPile Convergence at 0701; and (3) Chum Bucket has under consideration a possible change to The Punisher’s start time to 0600 (but for now The Punisher will commence at normal start time of 0530 — stay tuned).

    Unspoken prayer concerns.

    Prayer of gratitude offered by YHC.

    Moleskin:

    Great to have Flipper back to the GridIron for his second posting in the West End – it appears that the first and last time we did the Sequence was at Flipper’s inaugural GridIron post. Sorry for the repeat, but we enjoyed your strong showing. Also, YHC appreciates the complimentary hand a wrist adjustment!

    Also great to have Cecil back for a strong follow up to his Kotter last week – strong work today.

    Chum Bucket graciously allowed for rounding on the Box Cutters, though his execution of same paid homage to sharp right angles. Clinical precision.

    Attila rescued YHC during the back end of the Descent by seizing the Q and leading the Pax to the finish. Well done Attila, and thanks. Small ball Qism is welcome – you’re between second and third base and heading home!

    Coffeeteria at Einsteins

    Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.

    Philippians 4:8 (NIV)

  • Norsemen, Romance Novel Cover Model, and Discount Shopper at the GridIron

    Strong showing at the GridIron on a comfortable morning – 12 strong men ranging from 12 yo to 57 yo, including 2 Kotters from the September 2015 Convergence, 2 aspiring Vikings from Charlotte North, 2 FNGs, and 3 father-son teams. The doubling of the anticipated 6 Faithful resulted in a toy box shortage so we adapted and improvised with something like the following (errors and omissions the responsibility of YHC):

    Welcome and disclaimer

    Thang:

    X30 SSHs IC
    X30 IWs IC
    X30 DQs
    8 Count Body Builders Pan Pax
    X20 CDs IC
    X30 Seal Jacks IC
    X30 APDs (bilateral and single leg versions) IC Superman

    Split Squad #1:

    KB American Swings, KB Squats and High Pulls, and KB Squats and Presses – rinse and repeat X5 alternating with mixture of:

    GridIron sideline to sideline Bear Crawls, Lunges, High Skips, Karaoke, Slow Sprints, X25 PLTs rinse and repeat, and Planks

    Split Squad #2:

    KB station: GridIron sideline to sideline KB carries: Right hand rack carry back and forth, Left hand rack carry back and forth, Merkins AMRAP, Bilateral rack, waiter or suitcase carries back and forth, and Planks

    Medicine Ball station: MB Chest Passes and Rock and Roll MB Squats from the 6

    Mary: Bird Dogs and Dead Bugs

    #97 Mario Addison Tribute: straight sprints and pursuit angles

    COT:

    Countarama and Namearama

    Takeout prayer by Ashe – thanksgiving for the Iron sharpening

    Eisntein’s for Coffeeteria

    Moleskin:

    Sully (FNG Kevin) set the high bar on the MB Rock and Roll Squats – 18. Strong, strong young man (also shirt averse – reportedly allergic to all conceivable fibers used in upper body coverings) who was EHd (and nearly Starsky’ed) by his “just in time” arriving pop, Cecil, who also earned double cred for strong-arming Ashe (War Daddy) for their Kotteresque posting. Both Cecil and Ashe were disappointed that “that guy with the selfie stick camera” (Abacus) was absent – apparently these two guys require video evidence that they swallowed the RedPill.

    5 and Dime (FNG Mike) was EH’d by his friend, the reserved Moses, and posted strong as a warmup for his tennis match later today. 5 and Dime lives in the same neighborhood as White Deer (and other Faithful like Johnsonville and DK) so we look forward to future postings by 5 and Dime at GridIron and F3 RVA’s other AOs – NoToll, Source of Truth, etc. Speaking of that hood, all are reminded of DK’s Q around Lake Salisbury this Wednesday for HDHH – see Pre-Blast for more info.

    The MumbleChatter did not suffer today – unlike his Biblical namesake, the F3 Isotope version of Moses was not slow of speech, and certainly did not need a brother speaking for him. The PAX are perplexed by Mose’s firm apologetics for Team Pitino and his polemics in response to the PAX’s sometimes use of an assumed name for the Alabama Prom Dates – Louisville Recruiting Thrusts. Nonetheless, the GridIroners were grateful that Moses and his youngblood, WolfGang, began their Icelandic Saga at the GridIron. The F3 RVA PAX send back from the wilderness our warm regards to Blue and the brothers in F3 Charlotte North.

    Ragweed and Yale (War Baby) was the other father and son posting. Yale scoffed at the lower weight alternatives to the KBs and cleaned clock on the Bear Crawls. Ragweed was simply grateful that no one was sneezing around him (or on him) this time.

    As is custom, FlipPhone dialed in strong – makes everything look effortless, just like his epic hiking: up, down or ridge are all the same to this one pace wonder.

    The #97 Tribute was well-received in its sophomore showing (http://thebiglead.com/2016/02/07/mario-addison-jordan-norwood-don-beebe-super-bowl/). Like the MB R&R Squats, it generates some unflattering commentary among the PAX but it’s all good. Certainly, some of the so-called straight sprints defied the PAX’s sense of linear propriety. But WolfGang’s anti-interception technique (“Bend[ing] it like Beckham”) to avoid Mose’s pursuit was both intense and amusing. Attila perfectly exploited the sudden tail wind that lasted the entirety of his 7 second jaunt; White Deer, while no Lee Majors, made proud all his fellow recipients of bionics.

    The improv on the fly was facilitated by the strong leadership of Attila and White Deer – well done and greatly appreciated. Any hiccups squarely on YHC’s shoulders. Toy box shortages are no excuse, so if anyone felt short-changed we promise we’ll make it up next time.

    [B]ut those who hope in the Lord
    will renew their strength.
    They will soar on wings like eagles;
    they will run and not grow weary,
    they will walk and not be faint.

    Isaiah 40:31 (NIV)

  • Xerxes Encounter

    West met East at the GridIron where four of the Faithful, three from the RVA and one from Kernersville, gathered to meet a challenge that included the following:

    Welcome and Disclaimer

    Thang:

    x25 SSHs IC
    x10 8 Count BodyBuilders PanPaxC
    x25 DQs IC
    x25 Seal Jacks IC
    x25 Leg Lifts with HTH OYO
    x10 Slow Deep Squats with Knee Out Presses OYO
    x10 Curtsey Lunges IC

    The 300:

    x25 V Ups and Jump Rope
    x50 KBell Snatches (x25 R and x25 L)
    x25 Merkins and Jump Rope
    x50 KBell Swings (x25 R and x25 L)
    x50 Air Squats and Jump Rope
    x50 KBell Cleans and Presses (x25 R and x25 L)
    x50 Mountain Climbers and Jump Rope

    Merkin Sequence:

    x10 KBell Merkins
    x10 Medicine Ball Rolling Merkins
    x10 Dumbell Merkins
    x10 MB Rolling Merkins

    Tabata Dips and raised shoulder alternating single leg hip thrusts

    MB Chest Passes

    KBell WWII Situps AMRAP
    Seated MB Overhead Presses AMRAP

    x20 KBell Halos
    MB Chest Passes

    x20 KBell Roundabouts
    MB Back to Back Transfers

    MB Rock and Roll Squats

    Side Line to Side Line KBell Farmer’s Carries and Lunges, Bear Crawls and Lunges

    COT:

    Countarama and Numberama

    Prayer concerns, spoken and unspoken.

    Prayer of Thanksgiving and Supplication.

    Coffeeteria at Einsteins

    Moleskin:

    Warm welcome (homecoming) to Epstein, formerly of RVA (Freeman grad) and now residing south of the border. Strong posting for a KBell Virgin – rookie to veteran in about 18 minutes. Epstein’s bringing back to K’Ville best regards to Jordache and others who have posted to the GridIron.

    Attila found his groove with the newly introduced MB Rock and Roll Squat – so much that the Pax detected a smile that replaced the more commonly observed yawn.

    Some relief from angry Johnsonville’s Q last week and his affection for running generally – we planted the Virtual ShovelFlag at the Pavillion and kept the AO tight with a 75 yard radius. White Deer appreciated the gesture so much he agreed to Q the Circus Maximus on Thursday.

    The debut of the 300 was well-received and provided a good test for the Pax – repeats coming so keep your KBells in your cars. Add a MB and jump rope too.

    Woe to those who go down to Egypt for help, who rely on horses, who trust in the multitude of their chariots and in the great strength of their horsemen, but do not look to the Holy One of Israel, or seek help from the LORD.

    Isaiah 31:1

  • An Impromptu Q and Some 40s for the 4th

    White Deer was slated to Q, but was forced to step out at the last minute due to illness. Jville (YHC) stepped up to Q on the fly, and this is how it went down, more or less:

    COP
    30x SSH (ultra slow, med, fast cadence)
    25x don quiote
    25x LBCs
    15x merkins
    25x imperial walkers transitioning to hillbillies

    Mosey to sand volleyball court over by Striker Field
    bear crawl the length of the sandpit
    10x merkins
    crab walk back
    10x merkins

    Mosey to grassy knoll by old schoolhouse
    10min of burpees

    Mosey to old schoolhouse
    classic triple check

    Mosey back to sand volleyball court
    karaoke back and forth
    bunny hop length
    single leg side hop back and forth
    crawlbear
    10x merkins
    feet first crab
    10x merkins

    mosey to playground
    Lindsays (40s) consisting of body weight rows and crab-cakes

    mosey to benches
    Lindsays (40s) consisting of box jumps and Carolina drydocks. This was cut a bit short for timing.

    COT with Atilla taking us out.

    Moleskin:

    Welcome to Rooney, who was visiting family up from the Fort in SC. Please get your brother in law from Midlo out!

    Our numbers were small this morning due to vacations/sickness, but it was this a great group of strong men. Everyone worked very hard. It was an honor to lead these men.

    Convergence at Batteau on Monday — 0700.

    Love and enjoy your families. Have a safe and happy 4th!

  • Humidity and Goo Alert

    Seven of the Faithful posted at the GridIron eager for the workout and the fellowship. No rain (or lighting to which Johnsonville is impervious) but ample humidity. Something like the following ensued:

    Welcome and disclaimer

    Thang:

    x20 SSHs IC
    x20 Don Quioxtes IC
    x20 Imperial Walkers IC
    x20 Hillbillies IC
    x20 Plank Jacks IC
    x20 Alabama Prom Dates IC
    x20 Merkins IC
    x20 Seal Jacks IC

    Eight-Count Body Builders (IC Pan PAX)

    Mosey to WildCat gridiron (near bleachers):

    Tabata: Dips

    Mosey to across WildCat gridiron (far bleachers):

    Tabata: Elevated Shoulders Single Leg Hip Thrusts (alt legs)

    Mosey to the Pillars and Slalom:

    Pole Smokers w/ HTH OYO
    Penmanship – Right leg (ALL CAPS) OYO
    Penmanship – Left leg (lower case) OYO

    Triple Check – Run the Pillars/Pillar seat/Pole Smokers w/ HTH

    Mosey to School Back Courtyard:

    Tabata: Donkey Kicks

    x20 APD
    x10 Grounded Shoulders Single Leg Hip Thrusts (right leg) IC
    x10 Grounded Shoulders Single Leg Hip Thrusts (left leg) IC
    x20 Merkins IC

    Mosey back to Pillars:

    x20 Pole Smokers OYO

    50 yard Lunge Walk

    Mosey back to parking lot

    COT:

    Countarama and Numberama

    Face wiping

    Announcements – 11 weeks to BRR

    More face wiping

    Lord’s Prayer under White Deer’s lead

    Shirt changes before car entries

    Moleskin:

    Pre-game at 0645: Guarding Against The “Yeast” — Oprah Bombs, Goo, and false teachings abound. Be alert for them, guard against them, and stand firm in resisting them.

    Chum’s contemplating divinity school to comprehend the difference between a debt and a trespass. Bank attorneys prefer the latter approach.

    C-Dubs arrived with visions of Einstein’s in his head – good wheels on that boy as shown in the Triple Check; also demonstrated Houdini-like skills with his remarkable penetration of the Courtyard inner gate.

    White Deer – back from from beach vacation and sporting enhanced pigmentation defying his F3 handle.

    Chum arrived just in time for J’ville’s mini-Q of the Hillbillies and APDs – you just can’t miss that especially with J’ville’s accent and cadence calls. Self-inspired, J’ville later lead a PAX mutiny by truncating the Courtyard-based Grounded Shoulders Single Leg Hip Thrusts with premature halts.

    Glad to have Mr. Roper for his virgin GridIron posting – strong repping of St. Michael’s by Mr. Roper, DK, and
    C- Dubs (and YHC as father of two grads).

    Coffeeteria at Einsteins – musings of Boy Scout adventures, Lowe’s ingenious marketing, long bike rides at the beach, and Brexit predominated.

    Well done, men, as always. Thanks for the privilege of your friendships and encouragements.

    Matthew 16:1-12