Tag: GridIron

  • 365 Merkins and a Megaphone

    12 PAX, including two guests from NC, showed up for the GridIron on Saturday.

    The THANG:

    Cousteau Q

    Half mile warm-up run from the park, around the school, and around to the school soccer field

    COP

    SSHs

    Ass-Kickers (right lunge, left lunge, down to a merkin and back to lunge position)

    LBCs

    Rosalitas

    Flutter kicks

    Football field circuit

    Partner carries 25 yards each, duck walk 25 yards, and bear crawl 25 yards

    Complete 4 times

    Tunnel of Love – bunny hops to the tunnel and bear crawl through

    Two 100 meter sprints on the track, jogging the corners in between

    Cousteau Q tag up with Chum Bucket

    Mosey to rear baseball field for COP

    3 sets of 30 merkins OYO

    Jog wooded trail to Park

    COP for more merkins followed by single-file “rabbit run” through woods.

    Rinse and repeat until PAX completes 365 merkins.

    Mosey to parking lot for quick 3 Minutes of Mary.

    COT

     

    MOLESKIN:

    Cousteau led a long warm-up lap of the school grounds and kept the PAX panting for 30 minutes. Per Cousteau, “Hope your legs felt it the next day – next time we’re going to do a log workout.” Whatever that is.

     

    The Tunnel of Love through frost and mud was a highlight of the morning.

     

    Chum Bucket sought to squeeze in over 300 merkins in the final 30 minutes of the workout. The PAX pushed away in spite of worsening form and knotting triceps.

     

     

     

  • Doppelgänger Sighting at the GridIron

    The Gloom offered a pleasant mid-30s temperature when Lugnut planted the Shovel Flag. Amidst the season of Advent, 9 of the Faithful and 1 FNG were prepared to celebrate.

    THANG:
    Mosey to north side of school and lower GridIron, with Earthworm at the Q:

    Welcome and Disclaimer
    20x SSH, 20x Freddy Mercury’s, 20xWindmills, and 15x Squats

    Mosey to back of school – vicinity of covered bus stop pillars (henceforth, the “Pillars”) for COP:

    OYO “40s” – alternating Merkins (30, 25, 20, 15, and 10) and Dolly’s (10, 15, 20, 25, and 30) with slalom runs on the Pillars

    OYO “40s” – alternating LBCs (30, 25, 20, 15, and 10) and Imperial Squat Walkers (10, 15, 20, 25, and 30) with slalom runs on the Pillars

    Run and jumps over Planks at alternating Pillars
    Slalom run – People’s Chair at alternating Pillars

    Q hand off to Slater, and mosey to front of school for the Beast:
    Plank Jack, Suitcase, SSH, Burpees, Squat, Werkins, Reverse Lunge (7 is not a miscount – see Moleskin for trickery)
    Mosey to back of school at the baseball bleachers:

    Partner up – one partner does dips, while the other runs to the bars for 5 chin ups and then back; switch (x2)
    Merkins x10

    Mosey back to parking lot
    COT
    MOLESKIN:
    Our FNG was visiting from “Fayette-nam” and other exotic but undisclosed locales as the circumstances may warrant. Having observed some outright challenges to Beast supremacy and sensing that Conspiracy’s twin (#doppelgänger) was present, Loose Goose moved to anoint the FNG as RICO. The motion was seconded and, after consideration of such other handles as Jump Doc, Snake-Eater, and Flying Camel, unanimously approved. RICO was duly christened and warmly welcomed.

    Speaking of Conspiracy, Slater swears he was duped into an extra set on the Beast. But all was good, except for a few of the PAX when certain devotees of Burpees called for that punishment mid-way through the Beast. Onward and upward.

    Christmas blessings!
    1 Corinthians 16:13-14

  • #GridIron: Turning up the Pain-o-Meter

    Thirteen of the faithful posed on a lovely December morning.  There is nothing like starting the weekend with Gloom.

    THE THANG:

    Toga Q:

    Mosey to track for 800m warmup.

    Mosey to soccer field for COP: 20 split jumps, 10 plange merkins (hands rotated out), 15 sit-ups

    Run to end of files to start Al Carmichael: run length of field with rounds of 11 reps for each exercise: merkins, LBC, Imperial walkers, SSH, burpees, split jumps

    Mosey to hill by cricket field for “The Bear Went Over the Mtn”: partner up with one partner doing exercise (merkins, LBC, side lunges) while his “friend” bear crawls backwards up the hill and forward down the hill.

    Jville Q:

    Mosey asphalt area inside track at front of school.

    COP

    Forties with Carolina Drydocks and AirHumps.

    Run 400m

    Forties with Thrusts / Freddie Mercuries

    Run 400m

    Mosey to start

    COT

    THE MOLESKIN:

    Toga realized half way through the Al Carmichael that the PAX indeed realized that each set would be 11, and their repetitive asking was just for nagging effect. Toga also let the PAX choose their poison on the exercises to make it feel more democratic. Doner Kebab made lots of friends with his choice of burpees.

    The Bear Went Over the Mountain will return. I think the PAX really enjoyed the backwards bear crawls but also appreciated when Toga announced that the bear had gotten smarter and would now go forward up the and backwards #Reality.

    It was great that Conspiracy joined us for the 40s and then cramped up. It must be a Marine thing #LIFO.

    Do not forget the 1st Annual F3Richmond Holiday BrewThru this Wednesday, December 17, 2014 starting at Strangeways Brewing, 2277 Dabney Rd, and meandering on foot to various breweries around the area.  Bring cash, a head light, and reflective gear to stay safe on the run!

  • The sincerest form of flattery…

    Although F3 is new to Richmond, I think the number of people who regularly post and the FNGs that immediately come back after their first post says a lot about the formula.  For many of us it’s love at first sight, and days when you don’t post feel like there is something lacking.  All that said, starting each COP warm-up with SSH began to make me a bit nutty.  Enter the blatant theft of a CLT workout to break things up a bit (sorry I can’t find the exact post to cite the source).  8 posted for a great, perfectly cool morning at #GridIron.

    THANG:

    30@30:  split jumps/ball dippers, mtn climbers, high knee run, rocking plank, sit-ups- 30 secs ea. and repeat circuit 4x

    Mosey to track for : 2×200 w merkins, 2×100 w lunges, 2x50m partner carries

    Mosey to back baseball field for partner bear crawls up the hill, 20 dips, 10 derkins, repeat circuit 4x

    Mosey to playground for #Ciabatta: curls and Russian twists

    Mosey back to flag for 4MoM: Single leg raises, single leg hip extensions, Rosalita

    Moelskin:  I think the PAX appreciated a change from the usual, and it was fun to lead a workout that didn’t involve counting cadence at each stop.  Brain Tumor trying to buddy up with Conspiracy for the partner carries was a classy move, and I think most of the PAX will try to know where he is in case of similar events in the future, #SomeoneYourSize.  It was a great way to start a weekend of holiday prep.

    CSAUP** EVENT: 1st Annual F3 Richmond Holiday Brew Thru — 1800 on 12/17 at Strangeways Brewery. 3.4 mile run with stops 4 breweries along the way (beer consumption at any point is optional).

     

  • Downhill Slide from 30….Weeeeeeee!

    Arise!  Nine #Faithful join the PAX on this chilly and frost-covered morning.  30F reads the Mg, but that doesn’t stop the PAX from leaving their marks everywhere….literally…as the PAX used their back-side to thaw out oh-so-many spots in the AO.

    The Thang:

    Mosey over to the southern end of the track.
    25 x SSH
    20 x Imperial Walkers
    15 x Squats

    Mosey over to the center of the soccer field.  Commence the downhill slide from 30…starting with 30 reps, all the way down to 1 rep.
    30 x LBC
    29 x Flutter Kicks
    28 x Hello Dolly
    27 x Rosalitas
    26 x Criss-cross
    25 x Squats

    Mosey over to the bus loop.  Slalom the posts, then the People’s Chair on a post.  Repeat x2.  Mosey over to the pull-up bars (just to say hi):
    24 x LBC to the right
    23 x LBC to the left
    22 x Russian Twists
    21 x Plank Up/Plank Down

    Mosey over to the tennis courts.  Q fakes suicides, but throws down:
    20 x Lunges (on each leg)
    19 x Mountain Climbers
    18 x High Knees (actually length of 4 courts)
    17 x Crab Dance

    Mosey off the courts into the nice fluffy frozen, brown grass:
    Cackalackia Choo Choo – PAX in plank and each person jumps over the legs of entire PAX.
    Tunnel of Love – PAX in plank, and each person army crawls under the entire PAX.
    16 x Rower Situps
    15 x Burpees (full 6-count burpees….none of those old 4-count burpees)

    Mosey over to the front of the school.  Triple Check – Teams of three.  Rotating through People’s Chair, Plank and 100m sprint.  OBT adds in some Air Shoulder Presses.

    Mosey over to the eastern end of the soccer field:
    14 x Ankle Reachers
    13 x Cobra Twists
    12 x Power Lunges
    11 x Freddie Mercury’s
    10 x Peter Parker
    9 x Squat Jumps

    Mosey over to the western end of the soccer field:
    8 x Dive Bomber Pushups
    7 x Suitcase Fold Ups
    6 x Wide Grip Pushups
    5 x Left hand high Pushups
    4 x Right hand high Pushups

    Mosey over to the football field – 2 yd line:
    3 x 4-count down, 1 count up pushups
    2 x 1-count down, 4 count up pushups
    1 x 1 minute plank

    From the Gloom:

    – The PAX rocked this workout!  Not an easy workout, but no one gave in to the pain.  Nice job!

    – Lots of second-guessing of the Q.  OBT thought we would blow through the workout…Cousteau thought the workout would run long.  As it happened, it was exactly 60 minutes.  Right on!  Not to mention a few comments about the Q self-smoking after R/L LBC…  Fear not PAX…this Q always has some in reserve (though he probably cut it a little close).

    – Due to a fumble, no shovel flag was planted…..Hmmm, we’ll have to work on this.

    – Wilson was looking for a few more burpees.  I’ll make sure you get a few more next time 🙂

    – Next Workouts:
    #NoToll – Tues, 5:30am – Huguenot Park
    #45MinutesOfMary – Thurs, 5:30am – Mary Munford
    #RAMM – Fri, 5:30am – Mary Munford
    #GridIron – Sat, 7:00am – Pouncey Tract Park

  • “We’ll send him a red cap and a Speedo”

    In honor of his namesake, Cousteau made some interesting discoveries on his first day out.  17 posted for Cousteau’s #VirginQ at #GridIron, and he did not disappoint.

    THANG:

    Q= Cousteau

    Warm-up mosey

    COP: Side-Straddle Hop (Jumping Jack); Merkins, Hello dollies into flutter into hold, Supermans, Bicycles, Burpees 10

    Agility Drills:

    Ladders/hurdles
    1: every foot 2x
    2: inside ladder, right/left side
    3: left to right(two feet inside)
    4: facing left/facing right (two feet inside)
    5: out and in (hopscotch) 2x

    Sprint to end cone, shuffle to next cone, defense back peddle, bunny hops. 5 merkins, build to 10.

    Walking lunge 50 yards/back peddle 50 yards to goal line.

    Switch to Toga:

    Mosey to track for 4x sprint 100m jog the turns

    Partner up for bear crawl up the hill by track, 10 sit-ups at top of hill repeat 3x

    Mosey to school for People’s Chair x2 and capped off with 20 derkins

    Mosey to the #GridIron for 15 rocking planks, 20 Freddy Mercurys, 20 reverse renegades

    COT

    Moleskin:

    I think we all knew Cousteau played soccer, but I don’t think we knew he was a current soccer coach.  This became crystal clear when we got to the field for lots of footwork drills.  It was well done and demonstrated that we can all use some focus #understatement on our footwork.

    It was a beautiful, crunchy morning on the fields, and Earthworm brought it home with a great closing prayer.  Remember the Thursday Convergence!

    Toga and Cousteau

  • Winter League Baseball and Merkin Fest at the GridIron

    The Gloom was gloriously cold … and the 7 Faithful and 1 FNG were loving it. 24 degrees was the starting temp, but with the quick pace from the outset, the PAX did not take long to forget about the cold. TNT and his rucksack came to visit from Columbia/Lake Murray SC, always great to see connections from across F3 Nation.

    THANG:

    Earthworm’s virgin Q
    Mosey to front Diamond for COP:

    Welcome and Disclaimer

    20 SSHs

    12 Squats

    20 Windmills

    12 Back Lunges

    15 Imperial Walkers

    Mosey to LF Pole for Pole to Pole and First to Thirds:

    50% run to CF and 10 Jump Squats

    50% run to RF Pole and 5 Burpees

    Karaoke (face foul) to 1B skin edge

    75% run to 2B skin edge and 100% run to 3B skin edge

    Karaoke (face fair) to LF Pole and Plank

    Rinse and Repeat

    Lunge walk to 3B

    Mosey to covered bus stop behind school and man up to pillars:

    Alternating People Chairs and Planks with slalom runs

    Hand off Q to Loose Goose

    Mosey to soccer field baseline, with TNT taking the Albatross

    Merkin Suicides (run to midfield, 10 Merkins, run back. same to end line, then midfield again, and finish with 10 Merkins at baseline for total of 40 Merkins)
    Backward run to end line, forward sprint back to baseline
    COP on the soccer field
    LBCs x20
    Hello Dolly x15
    Merkins x10
    Freddie Mercurys x15
    Smurf Jacks x10
    Merkins x10
    Mosey back to soccer field baseline for more of what everyone loves
    Merkin Suicides (minus the run back each time. Stop at midfield, end line, and midfield again, and then baseline. At each stop 10 Merkins, 40 Merkins total)
    Mosey to playground:
    Inverted pulls x8
    LBCs x12
    Superman/Banana (switch every 10 sec for a minute)
    Inverted pulls x10

    COT

    MOLESKIN:

    T-claps to Earthworm on a great job in his virgin Q. It’s good to have him in the rotation. Notwithstanding the pre-workout encouragement of Johnsonville and Toga, Earthworm blew the cadence on the second exercise – so much for remedial college basic math.

    Inspired by Toga’s “exuberance” (genuine, not FEBA variety) for teamwork, the PAX welcomed the introduction of the “restrictor plate” moseys.  But it didn’t take long for the fleet-footed Achilles and the mighty Ajax members of the PAX to scoff at the worn 185/65 Michelin and yearn for a more robust “Albatross.”  And TNT shamed the effort as he adorned himself with a ruck sack laden with 30+ lbs of bricks in preparation for his upcoming GoRuck event.  Nonetheless, it was observed that 2 of the PAX “teamed up” in transporting the Albatross to the final COP – mission accomplished.  More challenging Albatross pending?

    The Thrilla Gorilla joined us on his visit home from the Philipinnes – a welcome addition who we look forward to joining us permanently following the conclusion of his Pacific Rim assignment.  A “reverse General MacArthur” – he shall “return.”
  • Do you own gloves? I rent ’em. I have a lease with an option to buy.

    The #GridIron had a bit of a lean showing for Richmond’s first sub-freezing bootcamp.  6 faithul, 1 FNG & 2 guests from Charlotte…cheers to everybody for coming out!

    The Thang:
    Mosey to soccer field

    COP:SSH, Merkin, Imp walkers, LBC, ??

    Mosey to Parking Lot behind School,  Bear Crawls, Crabs, lunges 2-3x

    Mosey to Tennis courts – suicide machine

    Mosey back to front of school for triple :pair up in threes – with chairs, elbow plank, and Run to Cone.

    Q to Döner Kebab

    mosey to track for vuvuzelas (run to burpee)
    1 x 400 + 4 burpees
    1 x 200 + 6 burpees (twice)
    1 x 100 + 6 burpees (twice)
     
    mosey to baseball field
    6MM
    LBC x25
    Freddy Mercuries x 20
    Hello Dollies x20
    Weezy Jefferson x20
    Dead Cockroach x20
    Rosalitas x20

    mosey around Pee-Wee Football field to COT

    Moleskin (Per Bleeder):

    How many layers do you wear when it’s 30 degrees outside?  Planning to workout in cold weather,  best to know it’s cold before leaving the house, or Charlotte, N.C.

    Realizing that Hawaii 5-0 and Sir Topham Hat have been doing this a while, they had the first of real Mumble-chatter in RVA during the initial COP!

    Oh, wait, I always wear two pair of Gloves…..

    Men that bill by the hour have excellent timing while counting down, and enable the Q to catch his breath.

    T-claps to DK for Q while fighting a cold in sub-Freezing Temps! (cheers, Bleeder)

  • “It’s not a tumor!!!”

    The THANG:

    Warm up:
    jog to baseball field
    COP:
    SSH x 15
    Windmills x 15
    Imperial Walkers x15
    Merkins x 15
    LBC x 15

    jog to soccer field

    Line up on baseline for modified Arc Loader
    1. Bear Crawl to 25, backward Crab Walk to 50, sprint the second half to baseline
    At baseline, do 10 squats, then plank until everyone finishes
    2. rinse and repeat
    3. forward crab walk to 25, walking merkin to 50, sprint to finish. 10 squats and plank
    4. rinse and repeat
    5. zigzags to 50, sprint second half to baseline. 10 squats and plank
    6. rinse and repeat

    jog around back of school for  “Heartrate” COP circuits:

    1. Air jump rope: 1 minute

    Cross mountain climbers (Rocky Tops): 1 minute

    30 sec rest

    2. plank to pushup x 20

    squat thrusts x 20
    30 sec rest

    Repeat and pass off to Loose Goose

    Take a jog around the tennis court and ball fields behind the school. End at the bleachers between near ball field and school.

    Partner up for The Wicked Googley #STH
    – One partner stay at bleachers to alternate LBCs x12 and bleacher dips x12 OYO
    – Second partner run the bus loop
    – Tag your partner and switch
    – Rinse & repeat (each partner does each segment 2x)

    “Find the Marching band” – but not really.

    Mosey to Conspiracy’s playground near the parking lot.

    Same partners trade off the following exercises:
    First set: Inverted rows/pull-ups and Rosalita, each x12 in cadence
    Second set: Inverted rows/pull-ups and Hello Dolly x12 in cadence

    COT

    Moleskin comments

    The PAX missed TYA and his supply of blocks, hope all is ok and it wasn’t just a comfortable long stay in the fart sack…

    Welcome to FNG Groh, even though he doesn’t see it, the original nickname of Hokies would have been high praise

    Who knew there were trails behind the ball fields? Seems like those and the tree slices by the bleachers near the school could provide some good material for future workouts at the GridIron AO

  • 3’s Company

    Sixteen of the faithful posted for a cold and frosty start to a great workout.  Three virgin Qs led the workout, injecting new energy every 20 minutes.

    THANG:

    Q1 – Lockjaw
    Warm-up lap and mosey to the soccer field
    -15 SSH
    -15 Imperial Walkers
    -13 Merkins

    Duck, Duck, Loose Goose
    The PAX formed a circle and assumed a plank.  The goose ran the circumference of the circle, while the PAX rotated through plank, Yankee Aggressors, Southern Gentleman, LBC, and Freddy Mercurys.  Goose names another goose and the cycle repeats until everyone runs.

    Mosey over to the track and form two columns to do an 800 meter Indian run.

    Pulled over by Pelosi 5-0…

    Q2 – Pelosi 5-0
    Modified Ark Loader
    Mosey down to the soccer field
    1. Karaoke facing left to the 50, sprint second 50, 5 burpees, plank
    2. Karaoke facing right to the 50, spring the second 50, 5 burpees, plank
    3. Backwards run to the 50, sprint the second 50, 5 burpees, plank
    4. Leapfrogs to the 35, sprint the second 50, 5 burpees, plank
    5. Lunges to the 50, sprint the second 50, 5 burpees, plank
    6. Lunges to the 50, sprint the second 50, plank

    Wicked Googly
    Mosey behind the school to the bus loop.  Partner up.  One person exercises while the other runs from one end of the pillars, weaving in and out to the other end and sprints back.
    Exercises are:
    10 LBCs
    10 Merkins
    Repeat until finished.

    Saved by the bell.  Over to Slater…

    Q3 – Slater
    Mosey over to the softball field’s bleachers
    Everyone finds a bleacher to step up onto.
    1. Step ups on the right OYO (20)
    2. Dips OYO (20)
    3. Step ups on the left OYO (20)
    4. Dips OYO (20)

    Mosey back around the school to the soccer field hill.
    Jacob’s Ladder – Sprint about 30 yards across the field and up the hill.  At the top of the hill perform a luge crunch.  Run back down the hill and back to the starting position.  Repeat for a total of 7, incrementing the luge crunches each time.

    Mosey back to the park and assume hold-an-elbow-down plank position for a minute.

    COT
    Heavy dew point and melting frost left the PAX soaked with 20 lb. water logged shoes.

    Comparisons were made between Lockjaw’s cadence capabilities and those of The Yankee Aggressor.  PAX recommends dance instruction to overcome rhythm cadence challenges.  One, Two, Three, Cha, Cha, Cha….

    PAX also noted Pelosi and Slater elected for “on your own” counts following Lockjaw.

    Abacus was an animal on the ark loader in the lead of the crowd and accidentally throwing in double the burpees.  Jacob’s ladder seemed to slow him down…a little.

    Tuesday and Thursday regularly scheduled workouts await us this week, with a bonus on Friday with a running session. 5:30 am at Mary Munford Elementary.  Perhaps we call it 7-Mary-3 to represent 7 minutes of COP and a 3 mile run while paying homage to CHiPs or that band from the 90s pending your generational frame of reference?