Tag: RAMM Gears

Mary Munford Elementary

  • Trochanteriosis (yes, you have this)

    13 runners started, so 13 runners must have finished. Start times, routes, and paces varied. No bikers were present or accounted for. Best anyone can tell, temps were sunny and 70.

    The security cameras recorded someone starting at 3:45. Two someones. How do you train for a half-marathon? Run 15 miles. Yeah, do the math. Well done, Lug Nut and Bleeder.

    Those who started at 05:00 headed west on Grove, turned past St. Chris, then east on Patterson, and looped back somewhere ’round The Arthur Ashe Boulevard before coming back to the ranch.

    Those starting at 5:30 headed east on Grove before turning north on Malvern and proceeding across Broad to Westwood. 5’s turned around at Laburnum. 6’s turned east on Laburnum, and turned around at Lynwood Holton.

    Number-ama, Name-a-rama, Marv took us out with a message about genuine love.

    Announcements:

    Stache for Cash hit the mark. Well done, fellas.

    NMS:

    Slow start to the chatter this morning. YHC tried to goad Handshake into one of his good stories of lore. Not having it. YHC shared a practical joke about a man and a person who walked like a woman and talked like a man (a “Lola,” if you will). Yet, still, relatively modest chatter.

    Who knew that Lola himself would, on the last mile, jump start the conversation with the word trochanteriosis, or at least that’s what YHC thinks Lola said. Inflammation of the hip. Ask him about it. Good stuff.

    UpChuck spits the bit.

  • Halloween Jaunt

    Cool air welcomed this group of 18. People arrived and left at all different times. The dominant mode of exercise was running, though a couple on bike.

    Those that started at 5:30 did YHC’s Halloween route.

    East on Grove, left on Blvd, right on Hanover. 4s turn right on Strawberry, 5s on Vine, and 6s on Laurel with all coming back on Floyd. When Floyd runs into Thompson, take a right and back to the SF on Grove.

    Upchuck took us out. Keep Marv and his family in our thoughts.

    Upchuck was full of movie reference this morning. One of them being a deep cut from Dances with Wolves, but YHC preferred to keep with Airplane references. There was slight discussion about dog psychology after COT.

    Time to Taper,

    Lockjaw

  • The Inaugural “Tour de Carytown”

    16 fine Southern gentlemen (ok, maybe a few semi-reformed Northerners in disguise) – and 1 FND (Friendly New Dog) – arrived across many dimensions of time and space, almost all separately, to start their Friday morning the right way.

    How it went down (for the 6 of us who departed together):

    4 milers run East on Grove; 5 milers North on Commonwealth, East on Patterson; 6 milers North on Commonwealth, East on Monument.

    Everyone turn right on Roseneath.

    Everyone turn left on Cary.

    Everyone turn left on Boulevard.

    Everyone turn left at respective streets they ran out on to head back West (4 milers, Grove; 5 milers, Patterson; 6 milers, Monument).

    The route also was ~.25 miles short, so we ran a little further after returning to AO. Some chose to circle Munford, others did a loop East on Grove.

    Let’s just say the route is still a work in progress ?

    Other options:

    5am Friday crew did a extra-credit crazy mileage thing.

    Gears did their gear thing.

    NMS:

    YHC thanks the runners (well, at least the original 6 or so) for trying this route.
    Since my inaugural Carytown run one morning after Dogpile, I’ve aspired to call some sort of RAMM loop through the ghost town that is Carytown at 5:45am.

    From today’s run, I see I still have some work ahead of me..

    Although the mostly-empty street parking provided a decent running lane this morning, running with the flow of traffic on Cary is not ideal any time of day. According to Handshake, Hitchhiker “might” have been grazed by a passing car (maybe a slight exaggeration – not that Handshake would ever exaggerate ?)

    Anyhow, in the unlikely event it was as bad as Handshake made it sound, sorry about that, Hitchhiker.. I’ll make it up to you on the next ‘Tour’ with a better, more Westwardly-facing Carytown segment. Also have to add a few blocks to get the mileage dialed in..

    RE: Arriving in different dimensions — met up with Bootleg on Cary Westbound, met up with Double Fault and FND River on Grove (now known as Snot since he had to stop and sneeze on the way back).

    Announcements: Prayers for Marv’s mom, Pullout’s friend, and anyone else who needs it. See preblast for Vinny & Gumbo mustache charity!

    YHC was honored to take us out.

    Make it a great weekend, gentlemen!

  • You’re Really Focused on Murder

    14 sets of shoes, 1 set of paws, and 3 sets of wheels pounded the (somewhat less) pot holed City of Richmond pavement on a picture perfect morning around the friendly confines of MMES. For the 260th consecutive Friday, temps were sunny and 70.

    Routes…all runners, east on Grove.

    4 miler, right on Shields, then…

    5 milers, right on Vine, then…

    6 milers, right on Laurel, then right on Park, then…

    All runners turn right on Floyd, then right on Nansemond, then left on Grove, and BTTF.

    Announcements:

    Beer Mile for Shawn G. Hogan, this evening, Dogwood Dell. Come drink 4 beers over 4 laps with Handshake, Faceplant, and Friends (and learn the answer to Greenbow’s philosophical query, “What beverage should I chug that would be as bad as beer?”

    Don’t want to drink and run? No worries. Arrive early, scour the bushes, and snag a 6 pack of beer, which will be warming all day.

    NMS:

    Great morning for a run. Faceplant and Sippy launched fast out of the blocks, so fast that Sippy apparently combusted somewhere along the route. Handshake set a solid pace for the 4 and 5 milers. Good chatter with Handshake and Greenbow before the latter, Bodo’s, and Bodo’s garbage-ravaging canine split off for the 4 route.

    Swiper shared his advice on good spots to hike in Colorado, including one route that had the unfortunate side effect of triggering fear among his youngest that Swiper was trying to murder the young man. YHC is reasonably sure his own parents tried to murder YHC using the same method, an experience so jarring that YHC in turn has attempted to do the same to his own children. Remember, fellas: it’s push yourself, don’t hurt yourself. And, push your 2.0s until they drop.

  • Snake River – Arid Version

    About 20 ran the most recent version of Snake River amid one of the driest Septembers on record. This route includes some challenging elevation…

    Run to Granite, head south toward Cary then cross on Tempsford lane. Road forks. 4’s run each fork (down and back) then return. 4’s and 5’s run each fork twice. 6’s return by crossing Grove to Patterson then return on Westhamption

    Announcements: Lab Rat’s Raise foundation is holding a pancake breakfast fundraiser on Saturday at Shady Grove UMC: http://www.shadygroveumc.org/templates/System/details.asp?id=56099&PID=904509

  • Haiku 4 U

    Fours to Tapoan

    Fives to U of R Commons

    Sixes go-round lake

  • Brew Thru

    17-18 Knights Templar cast aside superstition and embraced a run on Friday the 13th.

    Today was a dry brewery tour making our way into Scott’s Addition and seeing the sights.

    North on Commonwealth and East on Broad. Turn left on Roseneath. 4s turn around at Veil. 5s and 6s head up to Moore and go past Vassen to Blvd. Turning right on the Blvd, the 5s take it to Grove and home on Grove. 6s, turn right on Leigh, a left on Roseneath, and a left on Broad before turning right on Blvd again enabling them to check out Ardent and Three Notch. 6s take the Blvd to Grove and home.

    Swirly took us out.

    Time to Taper,

    Lockjaw

  • More than I thought…

    That was definitely the theme of the day. Ten pax was more than I thought would show up on a BRR day that was supposed to be a total rainy mess (it wasnt). Also, Wedding Singer called the route for the 4 milers and it was “more than I thought”.

    Route called was Reverse Carillon. Sippy was the only sixer, but opted to slum it with the 5 milers. 4 milers did a choose your own adventure, with Hitch having more adventure than he bargained for with some GI issues. Pullout and No Tools honked the horns as they rode past at 0530 to pick up any stragglers on the bikes (there were none).

    Great to run with Handshake this morning and work out some stuff. Your a good man, Charlie Brown.

    Lab Rat apologizes…

  • Responding to randomness

    YHC took the Q based on everyone liking his route suggestion best.

    The instructions were simple: Head east on Grove: when you encounter a green light, go straight. If it’s red, turn left. If you hit a dead end, turn around. Keep an eye on the clock and head back to MM by 5:45.

    Moleskin. It was fun to hear where people ended up–most of us were running around the museum district. GP suggested we put a boundary square for the next iteration–seems like a good idea. We could add an instruction: turn left when you hit the boundary.

    It was nice to run with Hollywood (from Charlotte), Faceplant, and Marv this morning. Hollywood was trying to find his pace group and settled in with the 6 milers. That pace was pretty conversational for him–my guess is he could be a 7 miler in 45 min. He was telling us about some of the bootcamps they do in his area, where the weekly plan is to run at least 4-4.5 miles in 45 min along with exercises. That might be an interesting twist to try sometime.

    Also, I’m not sure I have the Pax list exactly right–let me know and I’ll add you in.

  • Variations of Quadrilaterals

    East on Grove with 4s doing an out and back at Meadow. 5s turn at Meadow to Monument, left on Monument, and a left on Westmoreland. 6s take Grove to Allen, to Monument, to Chantilly –>Bunting, and home on Grove.

    YHC took us out.

    Announcements:

    • Convergence – Labor Day – 7:00 – Timberwolf
    • Puppy Pile this weekend – 7:05
    • Thoughts and prayers go out to Upgrade’s girlfriend.

    ABT,

    Lockjaw