Tag: RAMM

Mary Munford Elementary

  • The Promise Land Haiku

    Low 70s greeted a hearty group of runners and bikers on this ever peculiar Friday morning RAMM. It was good to see some familiar faces and have at least 45 minutes of normality these days. As always, I’m appreciative of this group, their humor, their encouragement and their inspiration.

    The Thang…

    Admittedly, the newly renovated Bat Cave starting at UofR and going to Huguenot Road has got me all fired up. The blacktop is a sensational running surface and the trail is wide and brand new. And, as it turns out, if you go west on Grove, right at Three Chopt and then down Iris to the start of the trail near UR, it is almost exactly 3 miles from Mary Munford when you get to the end of the trail. I mean, is that not a sign or what?

    The 5 milers play the role of Moses in this backblast. The trail itself if about 1/2 mile long. Thus, simple mathematics will tell you that the 5s take the above root right to the start of the trail and then turn around. They get to see the asphalt, the wide trail…they get to hear the quietness…but they have turn around and head back.

    The 4s get on Iris and then take a left on Robin. From Robin they take a left on St. Andrews and left on Stonehurst. Take a right on Iris and back to the shovel flag.

    This isn’t the easiest of runs…heading back up Iris after 3.5 miles is somewhat of a chore.

    Good work, everyone. Please be safe out there and I hope everyone stays healthy.

  • Nearly Concentric Squares

    map with concentric squares

    A coincidental 13 gathered on Friday the 13th and shunned the European measuring system in favor of imperial measuring units. Surprisingly, no mileage was called today, just pattern based instructions. The goal was somewhat concentric squares. Here’s how it went down:

    The Route
    – Use north on westmoreland and west on Grove as fixed axis
    – Go north 1 block then turn right
    – Turn right after 1 block then right on Grove
    – Right on westmoreland and proceed 2 blocks north then take a right
    – Right after two blocks then back on grove
    – Continue increasing by a block in each direction until time runs out

    Numbers, Names, no one touched my microphone, and YHC took us out while practicing social distancing.

    Moleskin
    As you will see in the image above, this worked pretty well except it started to get boring on lap 5 & 6. As Faceplant put it, better then out and back on Grove.

    Plenty of interesting facts and events this morning. First of all, good luck to the gentlemen that are running 50 miles (not a 50k) this weekend. Enjoy the solidarity in the woods and don’t share any camelbacks.

    I also learned that Finland is cold, dark, and wet. Oh, and they have less COVID-19 cases than Virginia.

    Even though Hitchhiker may look like a new man, No Tools apparently is a new man (according to Hardywood).

    Handshakes, fists, and elbow bumps may be discouraged, but there has been zero CDC guidance on upright pickle pounding amongst friends.

    Be safe out there gentlemen.

    Splin-tah!

  • Friday Windsor Jaunt

    A solid double dozen men showed up on a just warm enough to wear gloves but not cold enough to wear long pants morning for a run around the southside of Cary Street.

    The Thang…

    Everyone:

    East across Commonwealth to Willetta which winds east to Kingscrest (one of the two “crests” that were run today). Kingscrest deadheads into Malvern.

    Go South on Malvern, across Cary into the wonderful Windsor Farm community. From there, you are on Canterbury and you bear to the left on Canterbury to start running towards the back of the community.

    In the early 1960s, the Canterbury family and the Sulgrave family got into a pretty large brouhaha about land, liquor and the respect of their women. The Sulgraves won. Thus, about halfway down your route on Canterbury, it turns into Sulgrave. Long live Sulgrave.

    The Sulgraves, however, just couldn’t keep it together in the 1970s and the Berkshire family took over that part of the neighborhood around 1976. While the Sulgraves fought hard, mainly over cattle and a few llamas…the Berkshires succeeded to grab that land and that part of the road.

    Take Berkshire to Dover, right on Dover. Dover runs into Locke. Take a right on Locke and immediately go through the natural area to get yourself on Pocahontas. Make sure you take the 2nd opening of the natural area, the first can be a bit prickly, as found out by the YHC and FacePlant (but avoided by Hardywood and Splinter).

    Pocahontas to Kingscrest. Right on Kingscrest.

    The 4s get out of the Kingscrest loop at Cary. Across the street to Oak. Oak to Grove, Grove back to the Shovel Flag. A bit heavy on the final number (4.3 miles).

    The 5s take the Kingscrest loop all the way around. Take the steepest part for the 2nd time and then to Oak to Grove and the back to the Shovel Flag.

    The 6s take the Kingscrest loop all the way around but continue going another 1/2 lap. They take the first Charmain right (not the 2nd) which eventually, somehow turns into West Moreland. (Have you ever looked at a map and seen what Charmain, the road, really looks like. It is bizarre and very unorthodox).

    Anyhoo, take a hairpin turn from West Moreland back to Locke. South on Locke. Left on Dover, that runs you to back to the Berkshire Family’s road. Left there, which takes you to Cary. Cross Cary to Commonwealth and Back to the Flag. (For the 6.5’s, take your first left off Dover onto Nottingham, take Nottingham to Coventry, to Calycanthus, to Lilac to Nottingham to Dover to freakin’ Locke to Cary to Commonwealth to back to the flag. I can’t get a run done in this neighborhood without getting lost.

    Dueces.

  • A little windy McGee?

    4 early risers, 2 Regulars, and 4 overachievers posted this morning for a 70’s and sunny run.

    The Thang

    Take Grove to Malvern to Laburnam – go 22:30 and return.

    Mad Dog took us out

    Moleskin

    With no sign of Lockjaw before 0530, YHC made the call for the directions and time, Hardywood made the executive decision that he needed to run by his office for a security check; 3 others followed. They all posted about 6.5 miles.

    Healing prayers for Sippy and Swiper (in unrelated incidents)

    Bleeder out

  • Returning to the Scene of the Crime

    Fourteen on February 14, as these love birds flew off on their routes.

    The Route

    6s head east on Grove and north on Revellie to Patterson. 4s/5s head north on Westmoreland. Everyone heads west on Patterson.

    5s/6s turn right on Maple, left on Dustin, left on Pepper, left on Three Chopt, left on Grove.

    4s turn left on Maple, left on Grove and a victory lap around the Mary Mumford block.

    Shakedown took us out with thoughts and prayers going to Sugar Sock for the loss of his friend.

    Moleskin

    Usually Marv expresses his displeasure for YHC’s routes up front via commentary. In this case it seems he bottled it up for a few miles before visiting Starbucks en route. Afterwards, YHC thought he would return to the scene of this crime and pick up some Valentine’s Day coffee. Ah, coffee.

    Hey! It’s Valentine’s Day!. Handshake described his shopping experiences last night getting the last of the flowers, cards, and chocolates. On completion of the story, Face Plant seemed in a hurry to depart. I believe he was in search of what’s left on the shelves of a CVS on the way home. Good luck buddy.

    Lockjaw

  • This Way and That

    A lucky 13 came out for spring weather to splash in the mud puddles and warmth.

    We went west, a little north, east, south, and then finished with a little more west. Roads traversed were primarily Grove and Patterson with cross throughs of Libbie, Malvern, Nansemond, and St Chris depending on your distance.

    Marv (the birthday boy) took us out. It isn’t really his birthday, but that shouldn’t hold him back from celebrating.

    Time to Taper,

    Lockjaw

  • Right Angles

    It was a full parking lot at the AO this morning in the gloom with record numbers of RAMM’s faithful as well as those on tour.

    We headed east on Grove, north on Hamilton, south on Westwood/Malvern, and west on Patterson. Yep, it looks like a big right angle.

    4s turned south on Westmoreland, 5s on Lexington, and 6s on Seneca all taking Grove eastbound to the shovel flag.

    TYA took us out.

    Announcements: Shakedown is looking for running volunteers at the Healing Place on Saturday mornings to help those training for the Monument 10K.

    Shiver in the River? See Bobbery for details in joining the F3 team – February 29 5K with a dip in the river. What else do you have to do on leap day?

  • Oral History: Our Grandfather’s Run

    F3, as we know it here in Richmond, began (give or take) in the late summer/early Spring of 2014.  It will be 6 years old this August(ish) and continues to grow.  What was once a workout at Gridiron a few times a week now has close to 30 workouts happening throughout the week at locations all over the Richmond area. Literally, hundreds of guys (and women) have found their workout/exercise home with F3 on a weekly/daily basis and several of those lives have been changed for the better.

    Yet, there wasn’t always 25 people at an AO, and there wasn’t always four weeks of signups filled for a workout.  In the beginning, there were just a few guys trying to figure it out and make it enjoyable for everyone. 

    Sometime between August of 2014 and Mid May of 2015 they began RAMM (run at Mary Munford).  Just like it’s sibling 45MOM (45 Minutes of Mary) RAMM started and ended in the parking lot of Mary Munford Elementary.  It was slated on Friday mornings at 5:45am…in the gloom. 

    The original route was relatively simple—it started at Munford…it headed east on Grove to Boulevard then west on Grove to Tuckahoe Ave, Libbie or Three Chopt…then back to Grove. 

    This is the Oral History of that run…

    Swirly—We wanted a route we could all remember that didn’t have any turns, or really any big hills, or creativity.  So we decided to run back and forth on Grove.

    Saab—I hated it from the very beginning.  There was nothing worse than running by the starting point and not being halfway home.

    TYA—It reminded me of the original 10k that happened in Massachusetts. Many people think the first 10K happened in the Tidewater area…but they couldn’t be more incorrect…the original 10k was a run in New England where you ran to a rock, turned around, ran to another rock and then back to the original rock.  We wanted to replicate that run.

    Bleeder—It was lit.  Not lit in the way that most of the kids are using the word now, but it was literally lit…with lights on Grove.  That was nice.

    Swirly—I wholeheartedly agree with that.  It was lit.

    Saab—Yeah, there was nothing better than seeing Mary Munford and then running right by it.

    Swirly—I remember wondering what that high pitched noise was.

    Sippy Cup—It was great for me because it was only 3 miles away from my house.  That meant I could run there, and run the route, then run another 10 miles and then run home…and I could still be at work 7:15am.

    TYA—Sippy would show up and wouldn’t even be sweating.

    Bleeder—It was pretty lit when he did that.

    So the guys continued each Friday, running this same route.  Past the VMFA, turn around, run back past the flag to Grove and Libbie.

    BT—It really made no sense to change it up.  We knew the route. We knew the distances.  No one needed a sticky note or a laminated card.  We showed up, we ran back and forth, we went home.

    LockJaw—I was never a big fan of it.  You can’t create any cool names from running up and down on Grove. Plus, what’s the fun of signing up for 19 consecutive weeks if you ran the same route each time?

    TYA—The original runners in Massachusetts ran the same route for 15 consecutive years.  To the rock. To the other rock. To the starting rock.  I didn’t see any need to mix it up. 

    Bleeder—In the back of my mind I knew there were other routes out there.

    Saab—It sucked.  10 weeks in a row. Then 15 weeks.  I would dream about the dental office right before 195.

    Sippy—At one point I think I remember someone, maybe Bleeder, mentioning that we could possibly cross Boulevard on Grove and enter the Museum District…TYA shot that down pretty quickly.

    Swirly—It was a great idea but TYA had no time for it.

    BT—I was there that day…it was right before the COT…Bleeder said ‘have we thought about going past Boulevard and maybe making MM the start and end point’…but TYA immediately pushed back.

    Bleeder—It got awkward and fast.

    Loose Goose—Until then, it had been a pretty cordial group. In fact, many of us doubted that TYA was even from the North, considering how accommodating and friendly he was up until that point.  We thought ‘there’s no way this guy is from Massachusetts’.  That changed that day for good.

    Saab—We left that prayer knowing for sure he was from up North.

    Sippy—I speak up against stereotyping people…but it was pretty obvious after that conversation that TYA wasn’t born below the Mason Dixon line.  That was an accent I had never heard before.

    Loose Goose—There were words used that I hadn’t heard since college.

    LockJaw—He used one word as four different parts of speech—adjective, noun, adverb and a gerund.

    BT—It was flat out terrific.

    Saab—It did open some doors to new language during Qs.

    TYA—(edited for content)  Look, we were going to run that (edited) route until I (edited) (edited) left the group.  The settlers in (edited) (edited) (edited) Mass didn’t run to a far away rock, turn around and run to the beginning (edited) rock.  There were three rocks.  (edited) (edited) (edited)

    Sippy—We didn’t talk a lot about changing the route after that.

    Toga—Some of us thought about leaving the group and moving away.

    Fudd—I thought about creating my own run. Something through the hills of Westham.

    TYA—To this day I can’t believe that we changed that original route.  (edited) Reverse Carrillon.

    The 5:30am jaunts continued each week.  PR’s were bested, more people joined.  In Mid May, over lunch at Lunch Bleeder invited a 40 year old VCU employee, Robby Robinson to the group. Robby showed up at the height of the Tom Brady deflate-gate, and immediately knew he was in the right place.  He got the nickname “MARV” because he did the VCU games on the radio and Marv Albert was a notorious play by play guy who as once arrested because he bit a woman’s back while he was wearing a slip.

    Toga—Hemorrhoid was still available.

    Marv—I had been trying to figure out when to work out…5:30am seemed perfect.  Loose Goose led the Q that day and I was sold.  The very next day they had a run.  And I like to run…so it seemed perfect.

    Bleeder—You know the young guy in ‘Shawshank Redemption’ that shows up with all the energy and everyone immediately likes? Marv was not that guy. But it added to our numbers, so that was cool.  

    Sippy—He showed up for the run wearing headphones.

    Saab—I couldn’t believe someone had the nerve to show up to run in headphones.

    TYA—(edited) headphones on this (edited) guy.

    BT—The headphones were an…let’s say…interesting choice.

    Marv—To this day I’m not 100% sure why I was looked at like a leper when I showed up in headphones.

    Hardywood—Why use headphones when you can just sing at the top of your lungs?

    Rosie—There are days I wish I had headphones.

    Garbage Plate—Now the dude just turns on his music and listens without headphones.

    Hardywood—I think it’s DC Talk music.

    Splinter—When he does that…I either slow waaaay down or speed way up. 

    Marv—After about three weeks of running up and down Grove, I asked if we had considered another route.  You know, something that ran on other streets.

    Swirly—Oh boy.

    Sippy—We all looked at TYA and closed our eyes.

    Splinter—Marv asked the question that had been on everyone’s mind. Other than ‘I wonder if there’s someone in the group that can calibrate all of our attendance on some website.’

    Saab—It was about time we brought it up again.  It had almost been one year of running in a straight line.

    Marv—How was I supposed to know that subject was taboo?  I mean, there’s two things in my life that I know…1—the first Thanksgiving was in Virginia.  2—it was hideously boring running in a straight line each week.

    Conspiracy—I would purposely show up late and run a different route and pretend that I ran the same route. Then I would get mad.

    TYA—I decided right then and there that I was going to kill Marv.  Either that, or I was going to build him his dream house.  One of the two.

    Splinter—I run with MARV a lot…he has a bunch of crazy ideas and says some crazy things….this may have been the craziest.

    Bleeder—TYA asked where else we could go. What other possible routes could there be in that area?

    TYA—Seriously, it’s not like we had a lot of choices…I asked the Q to name three better routes right then and there and I’d consider it.

    BT—That was a bad move by TYA.

    Sippy—That’s when the routes started to come out…

    Marv—I said that Monument Ave had a route where tens of thousands of people pay upwards of $60 to run on it.  We could do that. For free.

    Splinter—On Good Friday we could run like a cross.

    Lab Rat—There was the Carrillon route.

    Bleeder—We could run laps between Hamilton and Malvern

    Copernicus—As long as we stay out of Windsor Farms we could go anywhere.

    LockJaw—After Duke games we could run Grace to Allen. Grayson Allen….get it.

    Saab—We could do just about anything and it would be better.

    Swirly—We could take a left on Hamilton and run by the greatest building ever built in the history of Mankind.

    LockJaw—Surely there was a dangerous industrial area we could run to.

    Circle K—Haiku to UofR and back.

    Sippy—I could wear a light on my shoe and we could split up into three groups and we could chase each other.  It could be snowing.

    TYA—edited for content

    Lab Rat—We could run back and forth in the neighborhood north of Munford.  There could be one part where the road ends and everyone could guess where to go.

    Toga—The snake route.

    Marv—I hate the snake route.

    Splinter—The snake route sucks.

    Hardywood—There’s not a better route in the world than the Snake route.

    The group decided that the next week they would try one of the 25 routes that were deemed different than the Grove to Boulevard to 3 Chopt to Munford.  And from there, that route became less and less of an occurrence.  Except for today…January 24, 2020.  It was the day that route came back…for nostalgic purposes. And because no one signed up on the spreadsheet. 

    TYA—What a great (edited) Q today, boys.

  • Hitchhiker and Two Bikers

    Image result for easy rider hitchhiker"

    Fourteen runners + two bikers ran and rode today. Some started early while others showed up to a Q-less RAMM. YHC took control and spouted out an easy one.

    East on Grove
    North on Malvern
    Cross Broad, Cross the Bridge
    East on Laburnum
    6s briefly went North on Hermitage

    Out in 23 minutes back in 22 minutes.

    Announcements and YHC took us out.

    Announcements
    – Best wishes to Gomer as he heads out on mission. Safe travels!
    – See Offshore for info on 10k support for the Healing Place.
    – Stay away from the Capitol on Monday.

    Splinter says sayonara!

  • Straight Forward Directions

    Twenty steeds, ready to run or ride, embraced warming weather and fine fellowship to pass the miles.

    East on Grove and left on Malvern (4s/5s) or Nansemond (6s). Take a left on Patterson and head westbound. 4s turn left on Libbie to Grove and home. 5s/6s turn left on St Chris to Henri to Grove and home.

    Swirly took us out.

    It was good to see everyone today and catch up. Hitchhiker keeps putting in the miles and its showing. Excellent work!

    Lockjaw