Just Like Working Out in a Prison

37 Gladiators of the Gloom faced cold weather and certain beat down for the following, more or less.

Mosey to the first traffic circle for COP:

  • Helicopters
  • Don Quixote
  • HRM
  • Crab Cakes
  • SSH

Over to the amphitheater:

  • Descending count of Monkey Humpers – start with 18
  • At the bottom, partner up for 3×20 Wilson’s Boxing Cockroaches
  • Ascending count of Box Cutters and end at 18

Jog on back to the Rusty Cage.  5 Pullups, 10 Dips, run to the fire hydrant and do 20 scissor kicks.  Three times through.

Partner up for Jerkins – 4 sets of 7.

Over to the Penny Stage, home base of Touch a Tree

  • First Round – 4 trees while the partner does dips
  • Second Round – 7 trees while the partner performs BTTW
  • Third Round – 9 trees while the partner performs Copperhead Squats

Captain Thor Pyramids with a 1:4 ratio of WWII and 2 count American Hammers – 1:4, 2:8, 3:12, 4:16, 5:20, 4: 16, 3:12, 2:8, 1:4

Off on a nice jog across the Carillon field for Pole Smokers.  Seven Heels to Heaven and then run down the line while the Pax perform 6 inches or 90 degrees.

YHC took us out.

Announcements:

  • Marmaduke – Coat collection is underway though year end.  We need 25 more by year end to hit 100 so keep the coats coming!
  • HDHH 12/19 – SOJ Capital Alehouse

I may have missed a couple of names.  Let me know.

Time to Taper,

Lockjaw

 

Comments

18 responses to “Just Like Working Out in a Prison”

  1. Kubota Avatar
    Kubota

    Good job, LJ! Way to keep the crowd semi-tame. Lot of Mumblechatter even without the usual suspects present(Hardywood, Labrat, etc.). Nice partnering with Upchuck, Pavoratti and LJ. Sorry I had to miss the last 10 minutes, COT and ET’s. Have a great rest of the weekend all!

  2. Vinny Avatar
    Vinny

    Nice to see the pre-dawn ruckers out there. The New Market clowns must have left right after cow milkin’ time. Great to see Recall back out. Way to push. Huge numbers today, awesome!

  3. Greenbow Avatar
    Greenbow

    Thanks Lockjaw! Nothing like an old fashioned prison beat down to kick off the weekend.

  4. Honey Do Avatar
    Honey Do

    Nice beat down LJ. Abs are burning. Can we petition for a better name than Wilson’s Boxing Cockroaches?

  5. Wilson_RVA Avatar
    Wilson_RVA

    Relax Honeydo! That name is set and approved by corporate! LOL

  6. Wilson_RVA Avatar
    Wilson_RVA

    LJ – the title of the BB has prompted some questions! Next time we see each other ok? Killer beating! Well done by all.

  7. Marmaduke Avatar
    Marmaduke

    Great Q Lockjaw!!

  8. Lockjaw Avatar
    Lockjaw

    It comes from the mumble chatter doing the descending Monkey Humpers down the amphitheater steps. Someone said they had to keep going before the guy on the step right behind him caught up and closed in on the step he was on. Someone else said at least it wasn’t a Monkey Humper and Upright Alabama Prom Date workout. Then Gomer Pyle said: “Just like working out in prison.” There were a couple of other prison references during the cockroaches.

    Hence the backblast title.

  9. Lockjaw Avatar
    Lockjaw

    How about “Wilson’s Boxing Clowns”?

  10. Kubota Avatar
    Kubota

    I can’t stop looking at my abs in the mirror this evening. Thanks LJ!

  11. Upchuck Avatar
    Upchuck

    Wilson’s Prison Workout? I’ll check the Lexicon to confirm it’s not already taken.

  12. Honey Do Avatar
    Honey Do

    We can then alter Wilson’s Wife to Wilson Conjugal Visit as well.

  13. Gumbo Avatar
    Gumbo

    Great start to the weekend as usual. Good Q LJ. Way to keep the mob in order. The amphitheater work set the tone early. Great partner work today. Thanks Wilson, Flatline and Spit for the partner work. With 37 PAX and some deep, cold gloom, I didn’t even realize L.O.L.A. LOLA was there until the lights came on upon returning to the flag. Great to see so many guys out on a beautiful Saturday morning.

  14. Saab Avatar
    Saab

    Let’s all acknowledge this merkin-friendly workout and the clear and concise instructions from our illustrious Q. Great closeout LJ acknowledging the significance of this date.

    Any passing monkey would have made a quick exit upon encountering this beatdown.

    Vinnayyyyy.

  15. Lockjaw Avatar
    Lockjaw

    Merkin friendly, Yes. Clarity of explanation, not so much.

  16. Shakedown Avatar

    I got confused once or twice but that’s kind of our thing LJ (what did he say??). Good times though. Hope this morning went well.

  17. Shakedown Avatar

    I got confused once or twice but that’s kind of our thing LJ (what did he say??). Good times though man. As always.