Your Left or My Left

One dude put his heart into moving quickly into The Gloom. Temps were 70 and sunny. According to the Elvis impersonator on the elevator, the following may have happened:

5 miles. Left, right, right, left, left again, left again, turn around (to the left), right, right, left, right, left, left, and right into the parking lot.

NMS: new character at The Clinic. Bowling shirt (jet black and orange, looked expensive), jet black died hair, Elvis glasses, about 9 rings, felt slippers, baggy dress pants, and travels with rolling bag. Saw him 3 times in the hotel this week. Has to be an Elvis impersonator.