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Always 70 and Sunny
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Always 70 and Sunny

If It’s the Taint You Want, It’s the Taint You Shall Have

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Eight bros went hard in the taint.  WTH isn’t the only workout with mileage.

Here’s what transpired:

Long slowsey to the dead end of Ross Rd.

COP

  • Dead Man Hang
  • Reach to the Sky
  • Don Quixotes
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Helicopters
  • Hairy Rockettes
  • Plankorama
  • Mike Tyson Merkins
  • APDs
  • LBCs
  • Invisible Jump Ropes

Double Trouble

  • P1 – Run to turnaround point and back (3 houses up on the right)
  • P2 – Lt. Dans
  • 10 Booyah Merkins and Flip
  • All Skate – Mosey to first turnaround point
  • P1 – Run to next turnaround point and back (3 more houses on the right)
  • P2 – Heels to Heaven
  • 10 Booyah Merkins and Flip
  • All Together Now – Mosey to second turnaround point
  • Repeato 2 more rounds

Mosey up Culpepper with a Lindsay along the way – Plank Jacks/ 2ct Shoulder Taps

Mosey to the parking lot

Mary

  • Cross Leg Lifts
  • American Hammers
  • Inverted Pencil Roll x 1

Numberama, Nameorama, COT

MOLESKIN

Feels like there’s a lot of chatter about visiting a particular place when YHC has the Q.  Sometimes you gotta give the people what they want, and it’s always better to go there with friends.  There may not be a darker place on earth than the 30 yards or so before reaching the clearing at the Devil’s Perineum, bka Satan’s Taint.  Apologies to the dog and its walker startled by 8 men doing booyahs at the end of her driveway.  Splinter enjoys a good All-Skate.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • 10 Year Anniversary
  • 5k this Saturday – See Bodos

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