F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny
F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny

Santa Isn’t Real. Now, Stop Being So Emotional.

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6 of Tuckahoe’s finest dominated the morning on the latest edition of The Hoedown. Conditions remained 70 and sunny. According to a balling 3 year old girl and distraught 12 year old boy, the following might have happened.

Mosey to the newly completed parking lot palace at 3rd Church.

4 Principles. The 5th one is a surprise for later.

COP – a relatively random set of exercises and stretches, unplanned, yet seemingly organized.

We started, as we often do, with Side Straddle Hops. Then, Dead Man Hang, Fudd’s Wife, Wilson’s Wife (Recently, a burgeoning movement to become just “Rachel”), Pigeon Right, Pigeon Left, More Pigeon Right, Wait for Bodo’s, Hand Release Merkins, Inverted Scorpion Kicks, Regular Scorpion Kicks, Gas Pumps, and Flutter Kicks.

Mosey along the newly widened walkway (very nice!) to the back of the church for 11’s, but a different kind of elevens.

Bear crawl to the first parking space, do 1 burpee, lunge back to the starting point.
Next round, bear crawl to the second space, 2 burpees, and lunge back.
Escalate until reaching the 6th parking space and 6 burpees.
Then, a short mosey (or, mossy, as you will) bro-code style around the parking lot.
Continue escalating to 7, 8, 9, 10, and then 11 parking spaces, burpees, etc.

At the end, couple of minutes of Mary (flutter kicks, Frederick Mercuries, and hello dolly). Then, 10 Carolina Dry Docks.

Mosey BTTVSF.

Numbers, names, and YHC took us out with a short prayer for Fudd’s sister in silen – what’s that Bodo’s?, her name?, yes, Mary – ok, anyone else? Let’s start again, one moment of prayer for Mary in silen – what’s that Bodo’s? What type of cancer? Now, I’m not 100% sure, but I think she has breast cancer that has spread – ok, now everyone, together, please, just one short moment of – wait for it – prayer in silence for Mary.

Announcements:

The Bridge, October 26. TYA has the Q. “I was lonely, and you visited me.” Remember their motto, “if there was a way in, there is a way out.”

7 of the 8 micro-regions have a leader for The Bridge.

NMS:

Today was very emotional for everyone. Bodo’s, Garbage Plate’s daughter, Handshake’s son Tripp, UpChucks’ cousin’s son Benjamin James. Grant them all a sense of humor. Take from them any spirit for retribution.

UpChuck spits the bit.

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