This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental
Scene: Secret meeting of the wives and girlfriends
Mrs. Handshake: Welcome to everyone. I am excited to learn more about you and today’s workout.
Mrs. Whitesnake: I wonder if Whitesnake had a good workout with Asswhipe and Bloodysnot?
Ms. Hutton: Don’t forget Dipshit and Atomicwedgie.
Mrs. Lighthouse: Ha! I also don’t think they know what a merkin is.
Mrs. Offshore: I am just hoping they continue to keep their bromance to themselves.
Ms. Bumble/Horneydo: Nice to meet you all. What are you talking about. And by the way, I’m exhausted after all those Fs. So is Horneydo, that’s why he missed.
Mrs. Whitesnake: I heard they had eight people. Is that as big as it gets?
Mr. Attila: That’s what she said.
Mrs. Whitesnake: Yes, I did. How do I know if it is big?
Senorita Frog: Ask Handshake’s Mom.
Handshake’s Mom: No comment.
Mrs. Handshake: He likes calling himself a Clydesdale but that’s far from the truth.
Mrs. Offshore: Let’s focus on what they claim they did this morning.
Mrs. Whitesnake: I am sure they started with some warmup of jumping jacks and situps but with dumb names so they think they are cool.
Mrs. Pigskin: The only thing I ever hear at home is how my husband kicks all your guy’s butts.
(everyone else nods their heads)
Mrs. Whitesnake: Speaking of Pigskin, there is a football field there. My guess is they ran up and down the field doing some sort of exercise.
Mrs. Lighthouse: I did hear a complaint about a double quarter pounder? Could that be an exercise or just the E Coli?
Ms. Bumble: Did someone say something about being pounded?
Mrs. Handshake: Ask your mom.
Ms. Bumble: huh?
Ms. Hutton: At some point, I think there will be a hill and burpees involved. But only after Crustyshorts and Shart finish getting pounded.
Mrs. Shart: What?
Mrs. Handshake: I am guessing this is when Handshake starts complaining loudly.
Mrs. Offshore: Probably but its hard when you are sore
Mrs. Attila: That’s what she said
Scene.
Prayers for Faceplant’s wife, Fireman Ed, Fudd’s sister and all their families and the medical staffs involved.
Thanks for joining me during my birthday week.
