You know that scene in Legally Blonde when the mean girls invite Elle to a costume party, and when she shows up she’s the only person in costume? That was me this morning. I was somewhat consoled by the fact that Choo Choo’s M tricked him the last 2 years with the same prank. Last year he was Rick Flair, this year he was a wizard. Imagine making small talk at a cocktail party and everyone is dressed normally, while you are in spandex or wearing a long grey beard. That was Choo Choo. This morning, despite my appeal to dress up, I was Bat Man and everyone else was just the plain old pax. I really wished Choo Choo or White Snake was there.
After handing out treat collection bags, we started our Trick Or Treat Beatdown with a short mosey to the corner of Westmoreland and Grove. Here’s what happened:
Treat #1: 11s. 10 dips at the picnic tables, run to the sidewalk, 1 merkin. 9 dips, 2 merkins, etc. After 11s, treat #1 was distributed: full length carrots, in honor of Ms Winkle who always gave healthy treats on Halloween and then we would egg her house. After receiving the long hard carrots many penis jokes commenced. Mosey to Westmoreland and Cary.
Treat #2: Run the tree line, stop and perform 5 squats at each tree. Run back, perform 5 WW2s at each tree. Treat #2 was distributed, a reeces cup and pack of gum. Jokes about melting chocolate in our pockets commenced. Mosey to tennis courts.
Treat #3: Triple Check. P1: Plank Jacks, P2: Jump Squats, P3: run to the end of the courts, Bernie sanders back. Treat #3 was then distributed, the original lemon lime gatorade. Complaining from Handshake commenced. Mosey back to the start.
Treat #4: 4 corners. 40 2x Flutter kicks / 30 Carolina Dry Docks, / 20 2x Imperial Squat Walkers, / 10 Burpees. Lunging and Bearcrawl between corners. Finish with a Ring of Fire, ab excercises called. Treat #4 distributed, PBRs. We tried to make our downranger shotgun the beer as a hazing tactic, but he declined.
Namerama, Numberama, YHC took us out.
NMS: I love this group because we know how to push ourselves hard and laugh and make fun of ourselves the whole time. Let’s keep doing it. Thanks guys for playing along.
SYITG
