President – Welcome everyone to the September meeting of the Breakfast Club Board of Directors. Mr. Secretary, do we have a quorum?
Secretary –
President – Mr. Vice President?
VP –
President – Mr. Treasurer?
Treasurer –
President – Do we have motion to adopt the August minutes?
All –
President – Next on the agenda, public comment. Do we have a Mr. Wayne Kurr? Wayne Kurr? Mr. Phil McKracken? Phil McCracken? Mr. Don Keydick? Don Keydick? Ms. Ophelia Mecock? Ophelia Mecock?
President – Dammit, I hate you guys. One guy ran, meeting adjourned.
