American Ninja Warrior!

5 aspiring martial artists gathered for a test of strength and agility at 0600. The first 30 minutes was a slow mosey through the whole course, stopping at various stages for COP. The final 30 minutes was a timed run through the whole course. The course was as follows:

  • Start at parking lot
  • Run all the way down to start of pipe loop, run up pipe loop to Rusty Cage
  • Jump up on high bars and shimmy around the highest bar, hop down onto the box
  • Shimmy across parallel bars
  • Run along tree line to playground.
  • Jump fence. 25 Swerkins
  • Run to Ha Penny Stage. 25 Donkey Kicks
  • Jump off ha penny stage. Run to line of 5 picnic tables
  • Box jump up to table. Jump down, 3 Burpees. Box Jump on to next table, and so on
  • Run down to ampitheater
  • 3 LBCs on each step, up to the top.
  • Run to the field.
  • Stop at 25, 50, 75, and 100 yards, 25 merkins each
  • Run to fitness path, take a right and run to monkey rings
  • Monkey swing across rings.
  • Run to climbing rope. Climb to top of rope, touch bar at the top, drop down
  • Run to half wall. Climb or jump over wall.
  • Run to cross walk and back to parking lot
  • Touch the tree to finish and stop the clock

Finished up with Numberama, Namerama, YHC took us out.

NMS: This is the third time I’ve attempted this workout, the first at Dogpile. It was a good course but more demanding than any of us expected, likely because of the 100% humidity. Thanks guys for giving this a go on my birthday, was a lot of fun. Great conversation at Coffeeteeria afterwards, mostly about the very interesting if not somewhat bizarre stuff that Bootleg is reading. SYITG!