We’re All Gonna Die!

Seven regulars plus Whitesnake hoping for a tour of the taint set out to defend the planet.

Here’s what transpired:

Traveling COP (SF-Westham-Glen Pkwy-Keller-Crenshaw)

  • SSHs
  • IWs
  • Copperhead Squats
  • Helicopters
  • LBCs
  • APDs
  • Carolina Dry Docks

Mosey to hillside across from the Modlin Center

Bernorama

Round 1

  • P1 – Bernie up the hill and run back
  • P2 – Merkins
  • Flapjack

Round 2

  • P1 – Bernie x 2
  • P2 – Jump Squats
  • Flapjack

Round 3

  • P1 – Bernie x 3
  • P2 – Freddie Mercurys
  • Flapjack

Mosey to Intramural sports field

Booyahrama

  • P1 – Runs across field and back to P2
  • P2 – Bear crawl
  • Booyah Merkins x 10 and continue across field repeating until P1/P2 are finished
  • Repeato with Crabwalk/ Booyah WWIIs
  • Repeato with Polar Bear/ Booyah Burpees

Mosey near exit to River Rd

Cockroachorama

  • Boxing Cockroaches – 20 x 3

Mosey west on River Rd

  • Merkins at UR entrance
  • Monkey Humpers at Saab’s entrance

Mosey to Guardrail

  • Incline Merkins
  • Dips
  • Derkins
  • Dips

Mary

  • American Hammers
  • APDs
  • 1 Legged APDs R/L

Numberama, Nameorama, COT

MOLESKIN

Great to have Whitesnake lose his FW virginity, though he’ll have to come back to explore the taint.  As the PAX moseyed down Westham there was an oddly awesome looking object shooting across the sky.  Theories ranged from comet to an airplane through fog to an alien invasion.  Alas the US Space Force confirmed it was Elon Musk rocketing away from your mom’s house.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Convergence tomorrow at Forrest Hill Park