I’ve been trying to get the route on the backroads to West Hundred right for several weeks now, and I finally did it. I was a PAX of 1 for Premature Acceleration this morning. But big things coming next week!
Author: Big Rig
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All Hail Sky Boob!
15 Warriors of the gloom came out to No Toll on a crisp Tuesday morning. 14 were expecting a Rosie Q. They did not get what they came for. YHC Ghost Flagged Rosie and stole the Q
Start off moseying to the parking lot next to the recycling area, and the PAX was awed by the sight of the alien space craft shooting through the night sky. “It’s a Sky Boob!” said the PAX. When I was finally able to get the PAX back to task and not gawking at the giant boob in the sky, here’s what may or may not have happened.
Standard warmarama, maybe more arm circles than DTH would have preferred.
The Thang
10s. Just like 11s only 10s
9 DC bear crawls-1 wide grip merkin
Then run it back
1 DC Crawl bears- 9 diamond dry docks
Four corners escalator
Adding a new one to the exicon. Need a better name.
Double clutch Squat jumps (down for a Squat, halfway up, back down then jump)
1st corner 25 heels to heaven
2nd 25 h2h, 25 double clutch jump squats
3rd 25 h2h, 25 double clutch jump squats, 25 merkins
4th 25 h2h, 25 dcjs, 25 merkins, 25 Ball Dippers
Quarter Pounder
25 WW2s
50 Oblique LBCs (25 each side)
75 Ball dippers
100 Side strattle hops
100 supermans just because
Mosey back to the parking lot
Safety squats
Grab a cone and do 25 squats in Cadence.
Bttf
Finish off with 100 curb dips
Lots of exercises adding up to 100 today was not a coincidence. Turns out this was my 100th Q!
Great crew today that tolerated all of the 100 counts. I thoroughly enjoyed my first time at No Toll. I was blessed to lead this PAX. Thanks for being a good sport Rosie.
Announcements
Serious question
If a PAX had a heart attack in a workout, would you be able to perform CPR and keep them alive until an ambulance showed up?
Reach out to Flatline to sign up for CPR training. Be prepared to save a life.
Open spots available
10/15 and 10/16
Meatball is looking for HCs to bring a dish to the 10 year Potluck at Hugueno Park -
Eager Beaver
The same 2 Iron savages hit the jungle gym at Ecoff Elementary for a rare Saturday Pull Up Session. Beaver was eager to work on his pull ups. This dude always strives for perfect form. He is truly a beast. Here’s what went down.. or up.
After the typical stretches, we hit the monkey bars.
Hollow Rocks
Chest to Bar Pull Ups
Over to the tall pull up bar for some ladders. We would take turns doing multiple grips and increasing rep counts until failure
Standard, Wide Grip, Chin Up, Narrow Grip, Dips.
Finish up with one Pull up Negative holding as long as possible. We pushed each other to the limit to finish out. Our arms were shaking.
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The Pre Run for the Pre Workout of the Pre Workout that came before the workout.
2 Iron Savages hit the streets around Goyne Park for a warmup run to get ready for a busy morning. Great to catch up with Beaver and get to know a little bit more about him. Look out for a new AO in New Kent, it’s coming. Great to get a couple miles in with the Beaves.
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F___ Thrusters
6 Warriors came to The Iron Bridge, for an almost Decathlon. Some were already smoked from the Iron PAX Challenge full of Burpees and Thrusters, all will be cringing just from trying to grip the steering wheel for the next couple of days.
Warmarama
SSH, Don Quyotes, Helicopters, Plank and stretching with review of F3 Mission, Credo, and Core Principles
The Thang
Another version of State Farm’s Olympic Decathlon. The CindyCathlon. 10 exercise stations over a 1 mile circuit around the AO. But what might have been the worst part was the carry exercise between the stations. Either Farmer’s Left hand, Right hand, rifle carry, or waiter’s carry
Station 1
Curls x20
LH Farmer’s to the next station
2
Cindy Swings x20
RH Farmer’s
3
Uneven Merkins x20
Alternate hands on the block
Rifle Carry
4
Bernie up the hill with the Cindy!x20
PAX tried to do these without Cindy
Down regular x20
Farmer’s choose your hand
5
WW3s x20
Rifle Carry
6
Blockees x20
Farmer’s LH7
Lawnmower pulls
X10 each side (Unless your Beaver who did 20 per side) Farmer’s RH8
American Hammers
X20 single count. Rifle Carry9
Thrusters (This got scratched due to time and because f@#% Thrusters after the IPC right before) Waiter’s Carry10
Chest press and leg raise x20
State Farm led us in some much needed Broga to finish.
While not a high intensity workout like we are used to for a bootcamp, this was a steady burn that didn’t let up. The grip workout was killer. So much so, that it hurts just to pick up the remote control.
Names, and Numbers
Thank you F3
The past two years have been amazing for me. The friends I have made in this brotherhood have been a Godsend. There are so many guys that have inspired me, and pushed me to be better than yesterday’s version of myself. I didn’t know it, but before I found F3, there was something that was missing. It wasn’t Burpees or Thrusters, or Farmer’s carries, or Bernies up a steep hill. It was Fellowship. Thank you all for your Fellowship. And if you are reading this, I’m sure that you have been Highly Impactful on me in some way.I was truly blessed to lead today
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Flexin those Soccer Pecs
2 soul takers made the trek on to the track at Swift Creek Middle School for another edition of the Graveyard Shift. Conditions were a cool and dark 70 and sunny. Perfect for a track workout. Here’s what the bats in the sky witnessed.
Boberry gave me this workout a couple months ago, but he was unable to partake in it then. I thought it was a good one today prior to the Iron PAX beatdown that awaits us on Saturday. Where did he get it from? Only David Goggins. So here it is.
25 merkins, then run 2 laps (.5 miles)
Here’s the challenge.
Each half mile is supposed to be faster than the previous one.
We made it 6 rounds (the last 2 were about the same pace. Plus another half mile cool down. 175 merkins total. We were really flexing those soccer pecs afterwards.
BTTF for names, numbers, and COT.Truly blessed to lead Boberry this morning. We really push each other with these early, early, workouts.
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Leg Day
3 Dirty Southern beasts traversed their way into the Bermuda Triangle for what turned into leg day.
Mosey to the basketball court for the standard warmarama
SSH, IW, DQ, WW2s, stretch OYOMosey over to the wall to put some work in.
3 rounds In Cadence
Hoe downs
Heel grabbers
Donkey kicksMosey to end of the coupon cow pasture fence.
Indigenous People’s exercise
Lunge walk to the front skipping 2 posts after the last PAX
Decline merkins/Turkish get upsRecover at the end of the fence, then on to Pole Alley
Bear crawl
Pole dancers and polesmokers
To the end of pole alleyMosey to the pavilion for some baby cow killers, calf killers, man killers, or something like that.
Count down from 10.
Now that our legs are fully smoked, I took the boys out behind the shed to grab a coupon for 2 rounds each side of
Pool Boy’s Oblique Cindy Lifts x10 ICBTTF for 1 minute of stretching
I was truly blessed to lead Broadway and Pool Boy today. While my official 2 year anniversary Q is on Saturday, today is the official date of my 2 years in F3. I can’t put into words how much of a blessing this group has been for me, and hope I can help make it a part of something many more men’s lives in the future.Prayers for Bone Thugs, who’s having surgery today, and for Wildcat, who’s having an Xray.
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Pools are closing but Pool Boy’s just getting warmed up
Big Rig and Pool Boy powered through our pull up session, without our fearless pull up leader State Farm. YHC did his best to lead and Pool Boy is getting stronger. Here’s an idea of what happened.
Warmarama
Arm circles, and other chest, shoulder, and arm stretches.
Start with some hollow rocks.
Pull up Negatives, really try and extend these.
Pull up ladders. 1, rest, 2, rest, etc.
Walking jerkins (3 each way) while other PAX does pull ups or dips. 3 rounds
Finish up with some kipping chest to bar pull ups
Always great to get these pull up sessions in. Pool Boy has become a regular at these extra credit workouts and continues to get stronger.
State Farm was missed but we put some good work in!
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Labored Run
3 SOJ Laborers set out to the Brandermill neighborhood with intentions of getting a half marathon in. Great chatter the whole way, and a scenic route put together by Boberry. Doozy must’ve felt like a caged animal at times, hanging back with us slow pokes. What was supposed to be a slow n easy first 10 miles, with a hard n fast finish on the last 3, sure felt more like a labored run the whole way on the winding running paths of Brandermill. We cut the run about a mile short of the intended 13 and enjoyed some coffeeteria in the parking lot of Swift Creek Middle. Great run with these guys!
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Me versus Me
2 mile warmup
Quarter mile farmer’s carry with 2 cindies
1st carry was 1/8th mile
10 depth charge merkins every time I stopped. Did 4 sets
Quarter mile Rifle Carry with exercises every time I stop.
10 Uneven Depth charge merkins 1 hand on Cindy One on the ground
20 Cindy Swings
4 sets each
Wall work
Hoe downs x20
Heel grabbers x30
Cindy Hoe downs!!! x10
3 sets
Rifle Carry BTTF
Oblique Cindy Lifts x12 both sides each time I stop
3 sets
Finishing move
Triple clutch goblet squats while Cindy x10
3 sets
Rodeo Clown, Melville, and Chaplain showed up for Morning Wood as I was finishing up.
Been awhile since I did a solo workout. While nothing’s better than working shoulder to shoulder with fellow PAX, it’s good to try some new things without messing with someone else’s workout.
The uneven Depth charge merkins were awful, but not as bad as the Cindy Hoe Downs!