Author: Dr Tryhard

  • 14 Holes

    11 HIM’s of God carved some pain gain out of a beautiful crisp morning on our annual mountain men’s retreat at Windy Gap YoungLife Camp near Asheville NC. Here’s how 11 conquered 14 out of 18:

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Mosey a bit to circle up at a better lit area
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Warm-up Reps IC, slightly extended total reps for a full body warmup

    The THANG: 

    • Mosey down to the start of an epic mountain frisbee golf course
    • Outlined the plan: escalator burpees to match the hole number, with a movement exercise to complete each hole, and variable reps (mostly called IC) at the end of each hole
    • Movements included runs, Bernies, sprints, broad jumps, lunge walks, low crawls, bear crawls, and others
    • After getting up to 9 burpees completing the first 9 holes, we switched to WWII’s at each hole for the back 9
    • The reps called were highly variable and too many to list, but the PAX got their money’s worth
    • Completed 14th hole and then mosey BTTF

    COT:

    • Counterama # 11 
    • Namerama, naming 2 FNG’s
    • BOM Prayer

    NMS:  Back for YHC’s 6th time on the mountain, and this place is absolutely majestic! Such amazing mountain beauty and the company of 300-400 wonderful men celebrating Jesus. YHC has led a lot of bootcamps here over the years but this was the first time tackling a workout based on the frisbee golf course, and it turned out to be an awesome smokefest. Thankful for being here and the other 10 HIM’s who joined for this morning’s victory lap. We’ll have the pleasure of enduring a beatdown delivered by Voltage tomorrow. Yours AYE! ~DTH

  • Alphabet 50’s

    A handsome HIM foursome converged at The Crossing for amazing conversation and barely completing Alphabet 50’s – which as you can guess is doing 50’s for each letter of the alphabet with a mosey in between. Twas a great time. Prayers for school stress, anxiety, job stressors, and safety for upcoming travel. See ya’ll on the flip side, AYE! ~DTH

  • Long Jams = Total Burnout

    Eight locomotion enthusiasts climbed aboard the musical pain train bound for Whooptown. Their humble conductor, DTH, fired up the music and led the way, as follows:

    The THANG: 

    WARMERAMA: 

    • PLAY: “Cum on Feel the Noize” by Quiet Riot
    • Mosey lap down the gravel hill
    • Bernie back up the grass
    • Lunge walk part of the lot
    • Mosey BTTF and circle up
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • PLAY: “The Middle” by Jimmy Eat World
    • Various Warm-up Reps IC

    COP #1:

    • Mosey out to some soft grass near the bball fields and circle up around the speaker
    • PLAY “September” by Earth, Wind & Fire (3:35)
    • American Hammers to the beat, with a Scrunchy Frog for every “September,” “Remember,” and “Ba-De-Ya”

    COP #2:

    • Mosey loop around field to small bball court and circle up around the speaker
    • PLAY: “Bring Sally Up” by HIIT BPM (3:25)
    • Hold elbow plank for duration of the song, alternating leg lifts with every “Up”

    COP #3:

    • Mosey over to larger bball court and circle up around the speaker
    • PLAY: “Tom Sawyer” by Rush (4:37)
    • Nancy Kerrigans for all instrumental parts, and switch to Lunges for the lyrical parts

    COP #4:

    • Mosey out to the tennis courts and circle up around the speaker
    • PLAY: “Come and Get Your Love” by Redbone (3:26)
    • Flutters to the beat, then Heels to Heaven with every “Hail” and “Come and get your love”

    COP #5:

    • Mosey to playground and group-up for a Triple check (two teams of 4) with some other random music playing
    • Swing Pumps, Dips, Run a Distance and Back

    COP #6:

    • Mosey over to large parking lot and circle up around the speaker
    • PLAY: “Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor (4:04)
    • Line hops to the beat, punches optional
    • Lt Dan completed with every “Survive,” “Survivor,” and “Tiger”

    COP #7:

    • Mosey over to the bottom of the small grass hill
    • WWII Inchworms up the hill
    • Duckwalk back down
    • Fixed-leg ankle hops up hill
    • Lunge walk down
    • Low crawl (only elbows and toes touching) back up the hill

    COP #8:

    • Step over to THE WALL
    • PLAY: “Come and get your love” by Redbone 
    • Hoedowns x20 IC
    • Heel Slappers x10 IC
    • ?maybe one other

    COP #9:

    • Mosey BTTF but stop in some grass for the final musical beatdown
    • PLAY: “Have You Ever Seen The Rain” by Creedence Clearwater Revival (2:41)
    • WWII’s to the beat
    • Stand up & jump knees to chest for every “I know” or “I wanna Know”

    Mosey BTTF for COT:

    • Bit of stretching
    • Counterama # 8
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • BOM Prayer

    PRAY FOR:

    • Big Rig’s Dad skin cancer surgery Mon

    NMS:  Solid group of HIM’s to celebrate being ALIVE another day at Rockwood. YHC is very thankful to have brothers like these humoring all the music and pain. Nothing like reps on repeat until a long song ends to fond the burnout point of a muscle group – whew! But when in doubt, watch Purple Rain to know when to do reps during songs – dude is a gifted music man. Have a great weekend fellas. Yours AYE! ~DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

    • OTB RUCK – tomorrow 6am from L Woods house
    • Iron Pax at Timberwolf & Lumberyard
    • Monthly: Breaking Bread, Bridge
    • 9/13 L Woods 2nd F
    • 9/20 F3RVA 11yr Anniversary 
    • 9/26 Night Ruck CSAUP
    • 10/3-5 GrowRuck in Cary NC

  • Small Circle, Deep Thoughts

    Enjoyed rucking a few miles around Rockwood with HP sharing all sorts of real life stories. Big Rig ran for the first half then joined the conversation. Finished up in time to COT and stretch before the musical beatdown. Always a pleasure gents! ~DTH

  • Say Hello to my Little Friend…

    10 gloom studs hit the mean streets of Bon Air for the latest edition of sherpa training. YHC brought a 50# KB for the PAX to bring along and share around. Dealer showed off his hulkish hand strength by just palming the ball-side. We covered 3.6 miles in just a few minutes over an hour. Glad to have OC and Scram join us again. Prayers for L Woods’ dad just diagnosed with lung cancer yesterday, and for his M’s pregnancy ultrasound tomorrow. Coffeerama at Einstein afterwards was lovely – took in a history lesson from our Double Respect veteran (Scram), heard about how NTB is going to make over F3 Cville, and ran into Machinehead who swears he’ll post again once his knee ?meniscus heals up. See ya’ll for NTB’s sweet-16 (JK, 33) Bday Q tomorrow at The Forge. Yours AYE! ~DTH

  • Chat Loops

    Three rucker compadres took to the Rockwood Green Loop, joined later by Big Rig who’d been up early running with Boberry. The uses of AI/Chat was an interesting topic of discussion, and we all appreciated the massive cock at the Latino Market (large rooster statue) as we completed four loops total. Weather is currently perfect. Get out there and enjoy it fellas! Yours AYE, DTH

  • Converting the Reacher

    The Crossing welcomed a 6-pack of hungry HIM’s, including one FNG State Trooper, who is also a recent new member of the DTH spiritual family. Here’s how we showed Reacher the F3 beatdown ropes:

    The THANG: 

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Mosey laps around the Annex Lot, second lap including variable movement warmups and finished with Burpee Broad jumps 
    • Circle up on the grassy knoll, beside the SF
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Warm-up Reps IC
    • Welcome to LIFO Figo halfway through

    COP #1:

    • Mosey over the some parking spaces for ELEVENS, maybe 7 parking spaces distance
    • WWII’s 1–>10 
    • Bear Crawl across spaces
    • No Cheat Merkins 10–>1
    • Lunge Walk back

    COP #2:

    • Mosey to the big lot of 4-Corners, escalating, bro-code, and all IC
    • C1 – x25 Crunchy Frogs IC
    • C2 – x50 Sumo Squats IC
    • C3 – x75 reps broken into x25 Plank Jacks IC, x25 Mtn climbers IC, and x25 SSH’s IC
    • C4 – x100 reps broken into x25 High Flutters IC, x25 LBC’s IC, x25 Low Flutters IC, and x25 Freddie M’s IC

    Bernie uphill BTTF:

    • x1 minute in plank reviewing the F3 Mission and Core P’s

    COT:

    • Counterama # 6 
    • Namerama – welcome REACHER!
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • BOM Prayer

    NMS:  Solid PAX for The Crossing to kickoff the back to school season. Many invites sent, just the right HIMs answered. Big welcome to Steve Martin, now “REACHER” who is a State Trooper, former Army, and recently accepted salvation in our church. He’s been the F2L definition of “The Reacher” for many years, and is now super pumped to step into community. Also welcome back to Figo, who just “loved” being back at the DTH grind… Let’s see if he’s got what it takes to keep posting! Sincere thanks to the consistency and camaraderie of Chaplain, Broadway, and Ghostbuster holding the Crossing together even when numbers have been few. In the good Lord’s perfect way, we WILL grow this thing!  Yours AYE! ~DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

    • Summer Tour Final Days
    • Labor Day Convergence at Dogpile
    • Monthly: Breaking Bread, Bridge
    • 9/26 Night Ruck CSAUP
    • 10/3-5 GrowRuck in Cary NC

  • Sweet dreams are made of these!

    0528: cool, dewy, 60’s, and a cacophony of fullheart mumble chatter bouncing around among the gathered PAX. 0530: classic 80’s rock electric guitar booms out from a speaker being carried off into the gloom by the Q …the PAX brimming with questions follows behind with bewildered enthusiasm.

    The THANG: 

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Mosey out to Field 1 and circle up
    • Brief Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Brief smattering of warm-up Reps IC

    THE F3 BEATDOWN DECK:

    • PAX given review of Beatdown Deck rules of engagement – 5-card rounds, each followed with a run around the field, complete as many rounds as possible …most of the PAX still chattering away, most not hearing any instructions anyway over the blasting classic rock, oh well
    • x6 awesome sets completed, x30 cards total – BOOM. 
    • Silly group pic around completed cards

    Mosey BTTF:

    • 3 minutes of stretching

    COT:

    • Counterama # 15
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • BOM Prayer

    NMS:  YHX was amazed with the frisky cool-weather mumble chatter happening before launch time.  Didn’t feel right to interrupt so it was just the music to Q our kickoff, and the PAX remained animated for the full 45 minutes – clearly seen in the group picture. Could a Q ask for a better gaggle of gloom HIM’s to start the day with?!? And many thanks to the beatdown deck bringing a smokefest – ALWAYS a solid option. Yours AYE! ~DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

    • Summer Tour Final Days
    • Labor Day Convergence at Dogpile
    • Monthly: Breaking Bread, Bridge
    • 9/26 Night Ruck CSAUP
    • 10/3-5 GrowRuck in Cary NC

  • Homegrown Ruck

    A handsome 20-PAX including M’s and 2.0’s (and 3 dogs) took on this year’s Homegrown 5K Ruck. As always with rucking, wonderful conversation abounded, and as always with kids, the Dad’s ended up carrying their rucks at variable intervals. BUT, except for the two youngest tots, all the big kids made it the full 5K without needing to be carried. TClaps to Broadway and daughter “GI Jane” getting in some extra distance repeatedly circling back for the Six, and thanks to our Tarrington natives Steamer and M “SoCo” guiding our way through the hood. Those Tarrington hills are no joke, but everyone made it around Draper’s 5K course and we had a fun time naming a lot of FNG’s during COT. And yes, we broke the seal on naming M’s – who knows, maybe we’ll get a FIA PAX activated! Appreciate all you guys coming out – we’ll do it again soon! Yours AYE! ~DTH

  • If a tree falls in a forest…?

    Eight HIM’s showed up to carry a log through Larus Park and ponder the question “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” This philosophical thought experiment questions perception and observation and is credited to 18th century Irish philosopher George Berkeley, who argued that “to be is to be perceived.” Sooooo, did the sad clowns going into Planet Fitness perceive and stand amazed at the splendor of muscle-bound HIM’s jogging by under a mighty log? Probably not…haha… BUT, there WERE eight gloom brothers who proudly watched one another take a turn under an uncomfortably heavy log. A quote from my daily devotional “Walking with a Limp” by Neb Hayden, today highlights faithfulness:  

    “When you do find one who is faithful to follow through you have found a rare person who will soon be trusted by many, simply because he shows up!”

    Yours AYE! ~DTH