Author: Doozy

  • Who schedules a prostitute on their anniversery

    A solid dozen waited at No Toll for someone to plant a flag, Machismo being the hero he is made that happen.

    5:30 lets mosey, pay your toll 25 dips, 25 Incline merkins

    Mosey to the parking lot 25 merkins OYO, it is YHC’s 25 wedding anniversary and despite OC’s suggestion YHC will not be making diner in nothing but an apron. Our anniversary evening will be spent at the JRHS baseball field where we will have hotdogs and chips for dinner.

    COP various warm ups

    Mosey to the corner for four corners prostitute of 10, 20, 30 and 40 American hammers, Scrunchy frogs, Plank jacks and Mountain climbers

    stay in the corner for another prostitute 10,20,30 and 40 Merkins, Wide grip merkins, Shoulder taps and squats

    Mosey walk to the lot lines for Parking lot crawls Bear crawl to the first line and do 1 LBC, second line do 2 LBC’s to 10. What goes up must come down crab walk to the first line and do 1 crab cake, second line do 2 crab cakes to 10

    Mosey to the center of the lot for Last calls favorite which we all know as man killers only we are starting at 25

    Just kidding BTTF but pay your toll on the way through 25 Dips, 25 Incline merkins

    Numbers / Names Machismo took us out

    NMS: YHC’s M (April) turned 50 this year, today is our 25th wedding anniversary so she has been married to me for half her life. YHC does not take that for granted, there are times when I would have left me if I could but we have hung together by the Grace of God not by works. As I look at my 2.0’s and think about their lives 22,20and 17, they are so young yet almost as old as my bride was when we got married.

  • These Frisbees suck

    9 disc golf champions gathered on the BWES grounds for a lounge around beatdown

    5:30 mosey to the front door for a quick no counting stretch COP

    Mosey to find a bag of frisbees

    A flag (end point) is called the frisbees are thrown, PAX run to get their frisbee do a merkin for the number of stroke you’re on. If your frisbee is caught you get a 3 merkin penalty, if someone tries to catch you frisbee and misses they get a 3 merkin penalty. First HIM to reach the flag names the next exercise to replace the merkins. Pad Thai gets the award for most first finishes, Deep Dish gets the award for loosing a frisbee and Melville gets the award for best speed walker.

    Good times had by all

    Numbers / Names Pad Thai took us out

    NMS: This proved to be a little less loungy than YHC had intended it to be, by about the third round we were sweating and OC slowed it down with a power walk rather than a run to your frisbee. And yes these frisbees do suck but they only set YHC back $0.15 each

  • It was cold but it wasn’t solo

    5:27 and YHC was looking at an empty parking lot, then in the distance headlights turned in the direction of BWES. Pad Thai saves the day or at least saves YHC from taking a nap in the warmth of the F250 and calling it a Loungy Lounge.

    YHC already had in mind to take the Q if nobody signed up so when Pad Thai started talking about Tabata type beatdown, YHC knew something had to be done.

    Mosey to the covered front entrance for some streaches and stuff no cadence minimal counting and some conversation

    Move to the bus loop for a partner type triple check, partner one run the loop partner 2 exercises

    Mosey walk to the basketball court for four corners

    Mosey to the other side of the court for another four corners

    Mosey to the front entrance for another partner triple check

    Mosey around to the basketball court for merkin suicides, 3 merkins added to each pickleball court

    BTTF finish out the time with some abs and stuff

    Numbers / Names

    NMS: It was good to have a lounge morning with no plan to get to know Pad Thai. YHC has gotten into a rut of knowing who I know and keeping up with them but not really investing the time into the newer to me guys that I see. We all should find a new person and ask them one or two questions that might lead to a bigger & deeper conversation.

  • Solo

    YHC was Solo again while MOT had a nice sized group for a run

    Merkins and American Hammers on the track

    BTTF

  • I see you!!!

    YHC VS YHC this morning at SOT, it’s cold and YHC doesn’t feel like being here. Oh well, I’m here now so might as well get something done.

    Mosey down to the track an do a 2 mile merkin walk. Walk each lane starting with the 6th and do 6 merkins at the ends and sides. Lane 5 do 5 merkins, Lane 4 do 4 merkins so on and so forth. Once you complete lane 1 start going back up (YHC started the way back up in lane 3). In total 8 laps

    Mosey up the stairs and around the front of the school u-turn BTTF but do 10 merkins at each door on the way back.

    Numbers / Names with the MOT crew Wedding Singer took us out

    NMS: Apparently YHC was very interesting to watch during this beatdown. At the far end of the track a cat stood or crouched watching me every time I came around that end of the track. YHC had a good rolling conversation with him every time I passed. He or she did not feel safe enough to come out and great me but I unloaded all the cares of the world on her and she listened attentively every time I passed.

  • I’m not the Alpha, Google me!

    5 regulars and an FNG that EH’ed himself made their way through the Gloom on a wet post rain morning. Pigskin was feeling under the weather and offered up the Q which YHC picked up.

    Mosey don’t mosey to the spot of the parking lot that doesn’t have standing water. For a Slaughter start 10 Burpees, 10 Merkins (take a minute for disclaimer) and 25 LBC’s, Hyper DQ’s and helicopters

    Mosey to the playground (mud pit) for a triple check. Partner 1 dips, Partner 2 Chicken Peckers, Partner 3 run across the field do 3 pullups and head back

    Mosey to the blacktop play yard. 4 corners regular, Corner 1 10 Merkins, Corner 2 20 Ball Dippers, Corner 3 30 LBC’s, Corner 4 40 Bobby Hurlies

    Mosey to the lower wall for another triple check. Partner 1 wall sits, Partner 2 Shoulder taps and Partner 3 runs the island

    Mosey to the main parking lot. 4 corners (prostitute) Corner 1 10 Wide grip, Corner 2 10 Rangers, Corner 3 10 Diamond and Corner 4 10 Shoulder taps

    Circle up for Man Killers

    10 Burpees OYO

    Numbers / Names Salt Lick took us out

    NMS: Welcome to Beta who much like the rest of us is not the Alpha of the family unit and said he was fat shamed into the open arms of F3. It’s funny because when you meet Beta, he’s not fat.

  • Ice on the track

    YHC was solo at Midlo Middle this morning once the runners headed out.

    Mosey down to the track for a COP

    Heard the crunch crunch in the Gloom of someone walking on the track and figured there must still be some snow on it.

    Decided to Keep It Stupid Simple and walk the track while doing exercises a the halfs and ends. Started with 10 Ball dippers but once YHC got to the far side of the track it wash a sheet of ice so the decision was made to turn around in lane 2 and do 20 Merkins at each stop on the way back. Repeto for each lane. Lane 3 – 30 LBC’s, lane 4 – 40 American Hammers, lane 5 – 50 Squats and lane 6 – 60 SSH’s

    Add in one more trip to the far end and Lung walk back to the stairs

    BTTF Numbers / Names Wedding Singer took us out

    NMS: Spent a little time thinking of new workout I’m going to call the Carabine Titty Twister but didn’t want to launch it on a solo beatdown so YHC will continue to refine it and save it for a day with >3 PAX.

  • Leaving no tracks

    3 bootcamp types found their ways to the snow / ice covered lot of SOT. 2 for MOT but that’s a different BB.

    As each car / truck pulls into the lot and does not leave tracks through the ground cover you know its going to be an interesting AO

    With sooooooo many opportunities to get injured this morning we decided a walking workout was the best option. The 3 amigos walked around the school twice doing various exercises at differing counts whenever we felt like stopping. Wherever there was a dry spot found an ab exercise or a plank type exercise was called by whoever had an idea other than that lots of squats ball dippers and the like.

    If we stopped for too long Hermie would let one rip guaranteeing our immediate need to move again.

    BTTF Numbers / Names Hermie took us out

    NMS: When the weight of the F250 doesn’t leave tracks in a snow covered parking lot you know its cold outside. With the way the lot was looking this morning and judging by the look of the back roads we agreed that there probably wouldn’t be any in person school for the rest of this week.

    Starbucks with the 2 runners afterwards

  • Blasting Doozy music!!!

    As YHC arrived at NO Toll (5:10) to put out todays beatdown paraphernalia, Tin Man was already on the scene getting after it with some laps around the field. YHC put a bucket of goodies out under the Gazebo and made his way back to the truck to see who else would arrive. L-Woods snuck onto the playground to get 5 pull ups in for todays penance. 5:26 time to get after it and see who else has ventured out in the ice and snow.

    5 Iron Men gathered at the flag when all was said and done.

    Indigenous people walk (parking lot was super icy) with the home made medicine ball. Person in the back does 5 Squats, hands the ball to the next guy and runs (shuffles) to the front.

    At the gazebo we do some stretches, LBCs and Merkins

    Move over to find the burpee bucket – Keep it simple, rotating 3 exercises (Squats, Ball Dippers, SSH) PAX moves together hitting corner 1 back to the bucket for 5 burpees. Run to the center of the field back to the burpee bucket so on and so forth. Ice on top of the snow but it was really interesting how most of the time you didn’t break through it and how it wasn’t slippery.

    Doozy music was playing from the bucket as the beatings continued

    Grab the bucket and the ball and indigenous people walk back to the flag with 5 squats in the back run to the front and grab the bucket.

    Lots of time left, leave the ball at the truck. Take the bucket because the music is good.

    Four corners on the basketball court. 10 Merkins, 10 Plank Jack, 10 American Hammers, 10 LBCs. Machismo points out how this is probably the least slick the basketball courts have ever been.

    Repeto 20

    Repeto 30 (with a break at 15 Merkins)

    Repeto 40 (with a break at 20 Merkins)

    BTTF Numbers / Names Machismo took us out

    NMS: YHC had 2 plans for the day, if less than 3 others showed up the beatdown would have been 100% made up on the fly. More than 3 others and we would follow through with the main plan. YHC had planned it this way because there were glow sticks to go along with it and less than 4 HIM seemed like a waist of the sticks. With 5 HIM it was going to happen. However once under the gazebo and looking out onto the snow covered fields we could see everything and the decision was made to save the sticks for another time.

  • Loungy stuff in the cold

    20 stupid degrees or 70 and sunny as we like to call it.

    6 bundled up warriors gathered for another addition of the lounge, even Rosie wore his ear warming head band

    Mosey to the turn around for COP – Jazzersize in honor of Nancy Lopez hitting 1,000 posts, lots of stretching in conversation (OYO) and some Merkins, Ukrainian Soldiers

    Mosey to the playground for a triple check – Partner 1, pull ups, Partner 2, Merkins, Partner 3 run across the field and back.

    Mosey to the old basketball court to check out the newly painted Pickle Ball courts, have a discussion on how you can’t hide money. Four corners – Ball Dippers, Jump Squats, WWIIs, American Hammers

    Partner up – Three Pickle Ball courts and 6 Pax. Each group go to their own court. Catch me if you can, Partner 1 – Bear crawl, Partner 2 – Jump squats do this for 1 lap. Lap 2 – Crab Walk and ?, Lap 3 – Lung and Merkins

    Mosey to the bus loop – Triple check Partner 1 wall sits, Partner 2, Merkins of choice and Partner 3 – Run the loop

    Mosey to the front of the school – Triple check Partner 1, Dirty Hookups, Partner 2, Hoe Downs and Partner 3 – 20 SSH Ran out of time

    BTTF

    Numbers / Names Melville took us out (coffee by our barista Last Call)

    NMS: YHC HATES the cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!