Author: Lockjaw

  • Tour deTuckahoe

    A fine 9 came out today for a run and left with so much more: Tour deTuckahoe!

    We kept the group together with the leads doubling back to the 6.  Along the lake, up to the baseball field/Robins Center and climb the hill to the wooded trail cut through.  We then made our way to our Pax’s residences and performed the following in front.

    Stop 1 – Taxi Cab’s house – LBCs

    Stop 2 – Toga’s house – Merkins with perfect form

    Stop 3 – Two Can’s – WWII

    Stop 4 – Upchuck – Don Quixote

    Stop 5 – Ronnie – APDs

    Stop 6 – Marv – Spell Lally Construction

    Stop 7 – Pelosi 5-0 – Freddy Mercuries

    Stop 8 – Bunny Slope – Imperial Walkers

    Stop 9 – Lockjaw – SSH

    Stop 10 – Pucker – American Hammers

    Stop 11 – Fudd – Monkey Humpers

    Mosey through the woods and around the lake to the SF.

    Two Can took us out.

    NMS:

    There was a stop 12 in mind with Saab’s house, but time and the safety on that part of River could jeopardize the well being of the Pax.  We will save it for next time.

    Speaking of time, just as we arrived at Upchuck’s, he emerged from the backdoor and came out to say hi.  He was not dressed to workout, rather for a trip to Miami.

    Speaking of Miami, TYA arrived looking like he just came back from the dog races in Miami.  Khaki pants, button up shirt, and a bow tie.  If he had run like that he wold have won the Tuckahoe Challenge of the day.  Instead, that honor went to Bleeder for wearing a collared polo shirt. Having the foresight (or experience?) to apply bag balm to his face to avoid “collar flap chafe” shows why he is the Spider Run Tuckahoe Challenge Champ.

    Announcements:

    • Convergence this weekend.  See Hardywood’s post regarding breakfast options.  Sign up if you want food.
    • Keep EF Hutton and his family in your thoughts.

    ABT,

    Lockjaw

  • Celestial Navigation

    A magnificent 7 showed up for a surprise Lockjaw Q as part of Tuckahoe Takeover.  The route took us across the road to Twin Team, on Brigstock, a few minor turns, and back to Brigstock for the home approach down Twin Team.  No one got lost for very far.

    YHC took us out.

    NMS:

    YHC plotted this route without consulting a topographical map nor realizing how truly dark it is out here.  When Lugnut arrived, YHC went over the intended route and it was conveyed that this was the unintended 9 mile route earlier in the summer.  As the rest of the Pax arrived, there was alarm from Honeymoon that I was confirming with Lugnut and making gestures in the southern direction.  I guess he hasn’t forgotten the extra miles?

    Gumbo and Rosie said that Twin Team would be a treat.  Hills in darkness can be beneficial when you just embrace the road and go.  However, it can also play into thoughts of a never ending ascent, as Twin Team readily provided.  Sustained hill repeats here would rival the toughest hills across all AOs in RVA.

    With minimal light pollution, the fall night sky was remarkable.  Orion was very crisp and radiant as well as many other constellations.  I am pretty sure I navigated back to Twin Team using the North Star at one point.

    It was great getting to know Lugnut a little better over the course of several miles today.

    ABT,

    Lockjaw

  • Haiku III

    Sixteen mighty ran

    Lockjaw called Haiku for all

    Upchuck lights the way

     

    Pair by pair we ran

    To the Spider Run and back

    It’s dark in the woods

     

    Leave your haiku in the post to celebrate the run.

    Ricky Bobby took us out.

    Announcements:

    • Reesestrong on September 16
    • Convergence on September 30

    ABT,

    Lockjaw

     

     

  • Bombing Run

    23 Strong Redwoods arrived ready for a beat down.

    COP – Helicopters, Don Quixote, Imperial Walkers, Russian Soldiers

    Partner up and divide into the Commonwealth Squadron and the Westmoreland Squadron.

    Bombing Run!

    The Mission – Perform set exercises on each corner to appropriate count while the other partner runs to the next block and back.  Switch until block is complete and progress to the next block and repeat.

    The Exercises – B.O.M.B.S.

    B – 10 Burpees

    O – 20 Overhead Claps (SSH)

    M – 30 Merkins

    B – 40 Big Boy Sit Ups

    S – 50 Squats

    The Route – Down Westmoreland to Leonard Pkwy and turn right to come back on Commonwealth.  Commonwealth Squadron does the opposite.  10 blocks total.

    Mary Abs Hot Potato – APDs, LBCs, Flutter Kicks

    TYA took us out.

    NMS:

    YHC was eager to get into the workout and probably should have provided more detailed instructions, however, it all worked itself out by the second block or so.  YHC also assumed the Mary crowd was familiar with B.O.M.B.S as a foundation, so breaking it into parts and taking it on the road was a little rocky.  Seems B.O.M.B.S. is a SOJ thing.  Next time we will leverage an ADKAR process for BOMBS to get the squadrons together beforehand if necessary.  Change is hard – something new and going off grounds.

    Bombing run mumblechatter was to a minimum except for DK who was fully conversational to a solo bomber needing a wingman.

    We covered six of so of the intended ten blocks, so we can dial it in for next time.

    ABT,

    Lockjaw

  • Is that your pickle pounder?

    A mighty four redwoods emerged today for Punisher.

    COP – Helicopters, Don Quixote, Hillbillies, Russian Soldiers, LBCs.

    First Up – Triple Check – Plerkins and run to the light post in the median.

    Mosey over to the picnic table for 11s – Merkins and dips.

    YHC missed this event from this past weekend’s longhouse, so we progressed behind the school with “bridges and boulders”.  Finish with a jog to the playground.

    7 pullups and 20 PLT – 3x through

    Lindseys! Scorpions and box cutters.

    Honeymoon suite ring of fire – Monkey humpers, diamond merkins, APDs, pickle pounders.

    Mosey to the bus loop for fireman carry the long side of the loop.  Repeat.

    Make our way to the front of the school for round 2 of triple check.  Finish with what we started, except this time through we did BTTW and flutter kicks, while the runner goes to the far tree line and back.

    Keymaster took us out.

    NMS:

    YHC arrived early this morning and secured the AO.  Ten minutes to go and no one was there.  Will anyone show?  Alas, Dexter pulls in with Sabotage behind him and makes a full loop and leaves!  Sabotage almost leaves but parks instead as this is his first time to this AO.  Splinter joins us with Keymaster arriving early in the COP.

    A small Pax today with a few others working out on their own in the shadows.  Might be an opportunity to EH in the future.  Our pickle pounders started out in diverse form as we had multiple interpretations.  Splinter set us straight with the official motion.  Seems the pax need more practice with the pickle pounders.

    It was great to lead this fine group this morning.  Good to see new faces at Punisher and hope to see Sabotage and Keymaster back soon.

    As you go forward today, think of all that you have to be thankful.  Health, friends, and family.

    Announcements:

    • Tuckahoe Takeover – less than two weeks away.
    • Bear Creek 10 miler – sign up is open now

     

  • Going All Out

    A record 24 said no to tapering and showed up for an end of summer Lockjaw run.

    Mosey to the TJ track and divide into groups of three with approximate comparable abilities.

    As a part of a relay team, everyone completes two 600M runs and six 200M runs.  Focus on speed and form.

    Mosey back to the VSF.

    NMS

    BRR talk is in the air.  In one week precisely, the teams will begin the race.  These teams are ready for what’s in store.

    Relay running for speed work is a great way to push oneself.  Some of the relay team membership was in flux as we lost our hand off partners and found new ones.  Everyone got a good workout.  You can see the speed demon’s silhouettes from the light of Broad Street.  Impressive.

    Everyone seemed to go all out on the last 200M run.  There were pulled hammys and other ailments.  Upchuck converted his Explorer to an impromptu SAG wagon and collected a record number of injured.  Hopefully a little ice will lead to full recovery.

    Time to Taper,

    Lockjaw

     

     

  • Time To Taper

    Twelve of F3 RVA’s finest ventured out for some quality running in the rain.

    3/4 loop of the lake as a warm up stopping at the base of the long narrow path with the steep incline.  Run up with 70% effort and jog down for recovery.  Repeat until Q calls it (about 15 minutes).

    Mosey over the the amphitheater and form three columns behind BT, Bleeder, and TYA.  Run up the theater’s steps and jog down.  Repeat until Q calls it (6 minutes or so).

    For two columns behind Two Can and Lugnut for a long indigenous people run around campus to the intramural fields.

    Sprints across the  soccer fields; 40% effort over, 90% effort back.  Mosey back to the shovel flag.

    NMS

    YHC didn’t want this BRR team tapering prematurely, so a nice medley of hill repeats and sprint work was required to keep their training sustained for another week.  As expected, they crushed it and are ready for next week.  Even the cool down mosey back to the SF was at a fast clip led by Bleeder and Swirly.

    Speaking of Bleeder, he came out today looking like a silent Labrat.  Tron vest, no shirt, but no talking.  Not sure which version of Labrat I prefer most….

    Not much chatter after the workout, as it was the first day of school for several and they were promptly off.

    Announcements:

    TYA is having folks back to his place after tomorrow’s hill run to watch the Barkley Marathon documentary.  You will know when it starts by when TYA lights a cigarette and blows the conch.  Have no idea what I am talking about?  Then come watch the documentary.

    Time to Taper,

    Lockjaw

  • Taking minors across county lines….

    The AO was calm

    Like just before hurricane

    No Big Blue in sight

     

    An elite seven

    Running a route forty-two

    The one Marv prefers

     

    East on Monument

    Back to the AO

    The routing for most

     

    Swiper got rolling

    Crossed county lines with Scrappy

    Followers beware!

     

    Upchuck’s Announcements

    Just one year ’til golf event

    Takers anyone?

  • Bus Stop

    17 Pax had a strong showing today with the Setauket route before them.

    OBT took us out.

    NMS:

    YHC provided route instructions and maps prior to the run which kept us closer to the intended course, but there were a few strays.  The third time will be the winner!

    YHC likes this route with the various neighborhoods and terrain – rolling hills as well as long stretches on Dover.  The hill on Charmian did not disappoint and brought some BRR love to the RVA.  You are welcome.

    The good samaritan award goes to Upchuck.  Upon seeing an older lady standing on the sidewalk at 5:30, he looped back to make sure she was ok.  Turns out she was waiting for the bus, but Upchuck’s character came through.

    Announcements:

    • Upchuck’s golf tournament on Monday
    • Reese Strong 5K September 16 – Oyster, crabs, colbeer, and fellowship afterwards
    • See TYA for those interested in BRR spots

    Time to Taper,

    Lockjaw

  • RAMM Pre-Blast Route

    Pre-Blast Setauket Route for tomorrow’s RAMM.

    • West on Grove, left on WIlton – cross Cary
    • Take Wilton down to WIlton house and double  back; take a right on Kenmore
    • Left on Ampthill – cross Cary and take the loop to the right on Stratford Crescent
    • Cross Cary diagonally to the left and take Hillcrest to West Hillcrest
    • Come up East Hillcrest and take a right on Charmian
    • Take Charmian all the way to a slight left on Westmoreland Pl
      • 4 milers take this to Lock Ln to Grove east to the SF
      • 5 and 6 milers cut through the tree line just after the left on Charmian and come on out Dover
        • East on Dover to Banbury, take a left head to Cary
        • Left on Cary to Malvern; right on Malvern to Grove
          • 5 milers take a left on Grove to return to the SF
          • 6 milers continue on Malvern to Patterson, left on Patterson, left on Westmoreland to Grove to SF

    4 Mile Route

    5 Mile Route

    6 Mile Route