Author: Upchuck

  • And Then, There Were Two.

    Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor Gloom of night stays these [warriors] from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. – Sort of the Postal Creed.

    ONE Pax launched into his appointed Rounds for the latest edition of Hoedown. To a superficial being, rain fell and a chill was present, but to YHC temperatures were sunny and 70 in his heart, his zeal for F3 and country carrying him forth for…

    3 loops around the horseshoe (but, can you loop around a horseshoe, or does that really make it an oval?), followed by…

    COP of 1 At Cafeteria Wall:

    SSHs, IW’s, DQ’s…Mosey to the Overhang by the Gym for…

    Continuation of the COP on Dry Ground…

    LBC’s, Flutter Kicks, and tons of HRMs.

    Mosey around the Blacktop (and Welcome the arrival of Handshake, today’s LI-LWEE). (LIFO is accountant-speak for “Last In, First Out” which makes no sense in this case because, while he was last in, Handshake Left With Everyone Else.)

    With steady rain coming down, the PAX agreed to focus on “Under the Roof” exercises…

    Starting at the school door, bear crawl to the Gymnasium walkway, then switch to Crabwalk. 30 of an exercise at the Gym door.

    Squats, LBCs, HRMs (or something like that)

    Back to the Overhang for Bernie Sanders on the incline…5 rounds.

    10 derkins on the picnic tables.

    Mosey to the Horseshoe for the infamous One Man Triple Check.

    Each PAX is his own team. 3 exercises. 3 rounds. Run the loop. Balls to the Wall (Handshake managed the “Hoooollld it” duties). Flutter kicks (YHC called cadence).

    Flip Q to Handshake for…neighborhood loop run. Call it a mile or so.

    Names, numbers, announcements.

    NMS:

    Out of the gate, YHC notes that the Directions today were excellent. Clear, concise, and enjoyable to share. Saab would be proud.

    Great to have Handshake join today after about 10 minutes of solo time. Definitely a day when the Temptation to Fart Sack was strong.

    No Announcements

  • Did I stutter?

    Eleven – YHC double counted – eleven men of steel brushed off the pre-Thanksgiving gloom and posted for today’s version of WDog, or as Phonics describes it, math class. Temps held at 70 and the sun shined brightly. According to the drug dealer in the white van, the PAX did the following…

    Mosey to the Near Circle…making two laps around the circle…

    (Note #1: YHC crushed the mosey today, lapping BOTH Hardywood and Phonics. YHC doesn’t want to start anything, but it’s clear they have lost a step. YHC says 46 is the new 26. Suck it, formerly fast guys.)

    (Note #2: YHC hopes Hardywood feels better. Something about flu combined with a cold combined with bronchitis and a leg amputation. Let’s just leave this at: “Hardywood wore long sleeves.” If things don’t improve, rumor has it Hardywood has ordered some of those yoga pants with the sheer calves. Yikes.)

    (Note #3: Phonics had no excuses. More to follow on this…)

    Circle of Pain:

    Arm circles, SSHs, DQs, Imperial Walkers, LBCs, Flutter Kicks, Scorpion Kicks, and HRMs.

    Mosey 30 Yards to the Grass We Never Use for Touch-a-Tree:

    Apparently, YHC developed a stutter today. Touch-a-Tree works as follows. Partner up. First partner performs a designated exercise, in this case, Little Baby Crunches. Second partner runs and touches 5 different trees, then returns to base. The partners swap roles. Second man then touches 5 different trees while partners performs LBCs. Partners can touch same tree as their partner.

    Stick with YHC here…this is the hard part. When the PAX moves to the Round of 4, each PAX only needs to touch 4 trees, but not any of the same trees that same PAX touched in the Round of 5.

    Round of 3, only 3 trees.

    Round of 2, only 2 trees.

    Round of 1…wait for it…only 1 tree. Some guys did Extra Credit and touched 5 trees on every round.

    Exercises:
    Round of 5: LBCs
    Round of 4: LBCs
    Round of 3: Box cutters
    Round of 2: Box cutters
    Round of 1: Burpees

    Pro Tip: Save the tree at which the PAX started for the Burpee Round. (YHC thanks Handshake.)

    Al Gore for the six. 5 HRMs to celebrate the PAX dominating today’s Directions and Counting.

    Mosey Not One Step ‘Cause We are Doing Touch-a-Tree Again (The PAX will do this until the PAX gets it right):

    Round of 5: APDs
    Round of 4: APDs
    Round of 3: Flutter kicks (not sure…)
    Round of 2: Flutter kicks
    Round of 1: Burpees

    Mosey Not One Step for Touch-a-Traffic-Cone:

    There’s one traffic cone out there. Find it. Touch it. Partner 2 does burpees until Partner 1 returns. This could be a while.

    Mosey to the Amphitheater for Something That Was Actually Confusing:

    Each PAX member takes a row (one man per row). Start on one side of the Amphitheater. PAX members run laterally across their row. When PAX reaches an aisle, stop and do an exercise. Continue to the next aisle and repeat. Reverse direction, repeat exercise at center aisle, then head back to starting point and repeat exercise. 3 rounds.

    Round 1: 5 HRMs at each stop.
    Round 2: 10 squats
    Round 3: 15 box cutters

    Assemble on the stage for Balls to the Wall for the six. “Hoooold it.” Thank you, Swirly.

    Ascending V-Ups:

    One on the first step, 2 on the second step, 3 on the 3rd step…up to 18. Mix in reverse crunches or WWIIs when abs give out.

    Mosey BTTF.

    (Note #4: Phonics attempted to rehabilitate his reputation by racing YHC on the run BTTF. Throw out the records when these two titans clash. On paper, Phonics has YHC hands-down. But, meaningless races aren’t run on paper. They are run in dark parks under weird yellow lights and YHC sets the rules. Indeed, as the Odds Makers would predict, Phonics smoked YHC to within feet of the finish line. Unfortunately, Phonics (aka, “The Hare”) stopped short of the finish line, enabling YHC (aka, “The Tortoise”) to zip past and win, for the second time of the day. Nothing makes YHC happier than declaring himself victorious in a meaningless contest EXCEPT doing so in a meaningless contest that the other person is not aware is happening. Mission Accomplished. Vanity reinforced. And, heck no, there will not be a re-match (YHC may be dumb, but he’s not stupid).

    Number-ram-a, Name-a-ram-a, YHC took us out. It’s a time to give thanks, and time to take a moment to say thanks. Take a minute to thank the people in your life for what they do, say, provide, share, etc. that makes you thankful for them. And, think of ways to bring people back into the fold, especially where there is a break in a relationship.

    NMS:

    YHC loves giving directions. YHC loves repeating directions so much that any opportunity to repeat directions is an exercise in patience, self-restraint, and stroke avoidance. Future YHC Q’s will require each PAX member to sign a waiver indicating that said PAX member has read the Official Rules for Touch-a-Tree and understands said rules.

    YHC now understands why Dr. TryHard loves the Merkin Challenge – it’s one set of directions for the whole 45 minutes. “Circle up. 45 minutes of merkins. BTTF.” Frickin’ genius.

    Announcements:

    Thanksgiving Day Convergence. 06:00 at 45MOM, but for one hour. TYA has the Q. Bring a coffee cup or be prepared to do an inverted keg stand for a hot cup o’ joe.

    Day after Thanksgiving Loop-o-ram-a. 07:00. Forest Hill Park. Meet where the swap meets and farmer’s markets are held. Do one loop at 7. Rest until 8. Do another loop. Rest until 9. Repeato until you give up or 21:00 hours.

    Dr. TryHard is holding a 37th birthday party for himself on Saturday at DogPile. Venison steaks and a free workout are included. Bring a party hat or party bandana.

  • That’s Some Good Bar-b-que

    2-PACs sallied forth into the evening Gloom for some fellowship and a good meal.

    COP (FYI: this means “Circle of Pain,” as in, the PAX has to circle up, which the PAX did – Vers thought this was weird.):

    YHC failed to read all of the instructions while starting to cook bar-b-que. YHC asked for advice from a more experienced member of the PAX, who suggested that a quick flip of the Q to her (YHC’s M) would help, and things were quickly straightened out. With that and a ton of advice, she re-earned her FO3 designation. Someone give the lady a tassel.

    Back to YHC…

    Out and Back’s (Evolution 1):

    Slow Mosey…to and from the car. YHC and Vers carried items in bags or crock pots. 3 rounds.

    Slow Drive-sy:

    Drive to 180 Belt. Blvd. Try to find as much traffic as possible at 5 p.m. on an RVA Sunday.

    Back and In’s (Evolution 2):

    Reverso the previous exercise with the following modifications:

    1. Unload, and
    2. Add one round of stair walking (up AND down) as part of each evolution.

    3 rounds.

    Serve-a-Ram-a

    Vers and YHC heated and served bar-b-que, mac-and-cheese, and veggies. Self-serve on the beverages. Cookies for dessert.

    A minor scuffle was avoided when the Medical Q (Nurse) executed a Search and Seizure (or perhaps Search and Seizure Avoidance) Order against a resident who had absconded with 3 chocolate-infused cookies against doctor’s orders. The names – even the F3 names – were changed to protect the innocent (and to avoid any HIPPA Violations).

    Clean-a-Ram-a:

    Vers crushed this, doing virtually all of the work OYO. Like when you and a partner do Dora 100-200-300 and the other guy has done all 100 merkins by the time you return from the first run. Well done.

    Out and Back’s (Evolution 3):

    Rinse, wash, and stack. Repeato. AYG.

    PAX went down stairs with empty dishes, yet full hearts and full stomachs. 2 Rounds. Mission accomplished (no banners were flown).

    NMS:

    Another successful evening of food and fellowship. Vers continues to crush this, each time taking on more and more of the responsibilities on her own. YHC estimates he’s down to 25-30% of the on-site work. Basically, YHC is eye-candy at this point. Way to go, Vers!

    For any PAX who have not had a chance to do this as well as for the handful of PAX who have told YHC they would do this, but have not yet signed up (and you know who you are…), there are plenty of spots on the Q-sheet.

  • 21 Men, 42 Guns, and 34 CBOSs

    21 stone masons donned 42 pairs of gloves to build themselves and their brothers into better men. Temps were sunny and 70 with a wind chill of 30. A perfect way to start the day started with…

    The COP:

    SSHs
    Imperial walkers
    Invisible Jump Rope (forward AND backward!)
    Don Quixote’s
    Reverse crunches
    Littlest of Baby Crunches
    Hand release merkins

    Mosey to the Far Circle to:

    Collect your coupons. Or, as Hardywood calls them, Cinder Blocks of Success (CBOS). Good ole fashioned blocks. Home Depot’s finest.

    11’s from the circle to the Carillon fence…decline merkins on one side, reverse crunches on the other. Carry your coupon with you. Or, if you are a miserly fellow, like Swirly and Hardywood, collect coupons and carry more than one.

    Hold at the Carillon Fence for:

    Touch-a-tree. One man touches 5 trees while carrying his coupon. Partner performs American Hammers, with or without coupon. YHC takes his hat off to those who did the AH’s while holding the coupon. Well done.

    Mosey to the Amphitheater for:

    Coupon decline merkins. 3 decline merkins on each step. Use the coupon, at your leisure, to make these double-declines.

    Round-the-World Relay:

    Stick with YHC on this. Four men, two stations. Station 1: orchestra pit. First Man does donkey kicks (has coupon with him). Second Man runs with his own coupon from orchestra pit to circle at top of amphitheater where he meets Third Man (at Station 2) who is doing WWIIs with his own coupon. Fourth Man started at Station 2 and has run with his own coupon to relieve First Man at Station 1. Much easier than it sounds.

    Alternatively, YHC points at people and says “You! (points at first guy) Start up there (points to top). Run around with your coupon. You (points at other man)! When he (points at first guy) gets here (points at ground) then You go THAT (points in the other direction) way. Got it?” Clear as mud.

    Line Up for Coupon Run, then YHC conducts a total failure of a Jail Break to return coupons to their new home (under wooden amphitheater). Future Qs, feel free to use.

    BTTF for 5 MOM:

    Hello Dolly (IC)
    Flutter kicks (IC, Lawrence Welk-style).

    Number-am-a, Name-a-ram-a, YHC took us out. Let’s all find a person to pull across a personal or professional goal line this holiday season. 12 days to Thanksgiving.

    Announcements:

    Keep Swiper, LugNut, Circle K and others running this weekend in your thoughts. Crush it, boys.

    Thanksgiving…TYA has the Q at 45MOM. 0600 start time for 60 minutes. Coffee to follow. BYO pick-up truck with a tail gate.

    December 7: Magnum PI Day, bring your best mustache or caterpillar, dress as your favorite Magnum PI character, and practice saying,”Oh, my, God, Magnum” over and over in a British accent. Double points if you show up with a helicopter, black sunglasses, and an over-the-ear head-set (TC!).

    Thursday at The Forge…join your F3 brothers striving to win a tussle and a tassel by performing in excess of whatever number of merkins in 45 minutes.

    YHC is a man who enjoys both contests and rules. Good contests have predictable rules. With that, YHC posits that HRMs are the only proper test for a merkin contest. The US Army agrees (t-release merkins, as they call ’em). Start with elbows locked in a plank position. Drop until chest is on ground. Slap belly on ground (shout out to the Hoedown crew). Lift palms off ground for one moment. Place palms back on ground. Extend arms until locked. Count one merkin. Repeat. After 45 minutes, you have set YOUR standard. “It’s you against you.” Strive to beat that standard the next time out. Remember the words of Lazarus Lake, founder of the Barkley Marathons, “If you are going to face a challenge, it has to be a real challenge. You can’t accomplish anything without the possibility of failure.”

    Day after Thanksgiving, Forest Hill Park Loop-a-ram-a. 0700. Run one lap (or bike one lap). Wait until 0800, then run another lap. Wait until 0900. (Check for text from M asking how things are going). Repeato. Wait until 1000. Repeato. Wait until 1100. Repeato. Wait until 1200. (Check for text from M asking what time you think you’ll be home). Repeato. Wait until 1300. Repeato. Wait until 1400. Repeato. Wait until 1500. (Check for text from M reminding you of family event that you are supposed to be home for). Repeato. Wait until 1600. Repeato. Wait until 1700. Repeato. Wait until 1800. Repeato. (Check for text from M asking why you are not home). Wait until 1900. Repeato. Wait until 2000. Repeato. (Check for text from M asking whether you are ok. Ask F3 friends whether they think your M is asking about your mental or physical condition). Repeato. Wait until 2100. Repeato. (Meet police officer in park. Introduce self using F3 name.) Wait until 2200. (Check for text from M asking why police officer who knows your F3 name has called your home). Repeato. Wait until 2300. Repeato. (Check for text from M suggesting you sleep at TYA’s house. Check with TYA and obtain invitation. Text wife saying you are going to stay at TYA’s. Wonder why your M, who likely has never met TYA, somehow trusts him with your well-being more than she trusts you with your well-being).

    NMS:

    Not two days ago, Swirly said to YHC that it wasn’t cold days that were hard, but cold and windy days. Sure enough, cold with a side dish of windy. Brrr. Good day for gloves, and that made it a good day for coupons.

    As with many of his own Q’s, YHC missed much of the mumble-chatter, however, YHC didn’t miss Handshake’s jazz-hands or whatever those were during the American Hammers. Next time, pick up the coupon.

    Welcome to Drew, now “Rasputin” (He was renamed at ETs, and then renamed again). Google it, if you aren’t familiar. YHC will be looking for you next Saturday.

  • Trochanteriosis (yes, you have this)

    13 runners started, so 13 runners must have finished. Start times, routes, and paces varied. No bikers were present or accounted for. Best anyone can tell, temps were sunny and 70.

    The security cameras recorded someone starting at 3:45. Two someones. How do you train for a half-marathon? Run 15 miles. Yeah, do the math. Well done, Lug Nut and Bleeder.

    Those who started at 05:00 headed west on Grove, turned past St. Chris, then east on Patterson, and looped back somewhere ’round The Arthur Ashe Boulevard before coming back to the ranch.

    Those starting at 5:30 headed east on Grove before turning north on Malvern and proceeding across Broad to Westwood. 5’s turned around at Laburnum. 6’s turned east on Laburnum, and turned around at Lynwood Holton.

    Number-ama, Name-a-rama, Marv took us out with a message about genuine love.

    Announcements:

    Stache for Cash hit the mark. Well done, fellas.

    NMS:

    Slow start to the chatter this morning. YHC tried to goad Handshake into one of his good stories of lore. Not having it. YHC shared a practical joke about a man and a person who walked like a woman and talked like a man (a “Lola,” if you will). Yet, still, relatively modest chatter.

    Who knew that Lola himself would, on the last mile, jump start the conversation with the word trochanteriosis, or at least that’s what YHC thinks Lola said. Inflammation of the hip. Ask him about it. Good stuff.

    UpChuck spits the bit.

  • 2,8,17,28,31,45,48,70

    The 31st of October brought 8 warriors and 2 taperers to 45MOM to help YHC celebrate Family Week. This year is 17 years of marriage, 28 years of friendship, and my M’s 48th b-day. Temps were sunny, 70, and muddy.

    COP: Mosey to the blacktop for…

    SSHs, IW’s, arm circles, scorpion kicks (soak it up, boys!), HRMs, LBCs, and reverse crunches, all in cadence and capping out at a random number of YHCs choosing.

    Mosey to the tennis courts for 4.8 Corners:

    Progressive four corners with the addition of an extra 0.8 to get the PAX to 48. Exercises were HRMs, squats, LBCs, flutter kicks, and SSHs.

    Mosey back to the blacktop for 11’s, except that, in honor of the Nats, the PAX did 6, for the 6 runs the Cats scored last night. (YHC notes that the prior explanation is a bunch of self-justifying poppy-cock…YHC has done this exercise previously (thank you, F3 Patriot), and 6 is about the right number of reps, so YHC thanks the Nats, about whom he could care less, for providing a nice justification. Go Cubs.)

    Exercises were burpees and 4x4s.

    Mosey to the front of the school (the dark side which does not feel like the front) for a special Dora, Halloween-style. The treat was 50 derkins (per man), 200 monkey jumpers (per team), and 300 flutter kicks (per team). The trick was a special coupon (not the normal F3 type of coupon, but a real coupon): any man who has carved a pumpkin or helped a young person carve a pumpkin can take 10% off any of the exercises. Not sure if there were any redemptions.

    Mosey BTTF for some Mary:

    Dolly, American Hammers, Rosalitas, Frederick Mercurys, and WWIIs closed us out, mostly in normal cadence, but YHC rolled out last, special Halloween treat with the often requested, rarely heard Lawrence Welk cadence. Take it away, fellas.

    Announcements:

    Saab and TYA are tapering. Some 50k, non-ultra race on Sunday. Crush it, gentlemen.

    Stache for Cash…last day. If you find a month of Vinny and Gumbo looking like 70’s porn stars to be horrifying, remember, it’s for a good, F3-related charity (Raise!). Close your eyes to the Hawaiian shirts, chest hair, and lip-fuzz and help us get over the line. Today. Do it today.

    NMS:

    A little wet, a little muddy, and a little balmy…YHC found today to be a fantastic morning to be outside with you all. YHC thanks each you for joining.

    Great work all around. Roxanne continues to push and make steady progress. Way to stick with it. Keep it up.

    YHC’s M thanks each of you for celebrating her birthday, F3-style with a beatdown. From her heart, though, she thanks you for 3.5 years of helping YHC be a better father, husband, friend, and man. And, for that, we both thank each of you thoroughly.

  • Blocks with Friends

    Nine men, stallions one and all, refused to take a day off for Columbus, or anyone else who didn’t discover America, in order to spend their sunny and 70 morning at today’s edition of Hoedown. Here’s what Mr. Heshem says he witnessed:

    COP:

    Slow mosey two times around the horseshoe, then circle up in the main parking lot. SSHs, IMs, DQs, LBCs, FKs, and HRMs, then a quick set of arm circles to limber up for…

    11s:

    First, grab a cinderblock from YHCs van. Mosey to Flag. 11s…Derkins and Rosalitas. Run across small parking lot to complete the circuit.

    On your six, elevate block, and six inches for the Six.

    Mosey to the Wall:

    Triple check…
    First man has a choice make…two cinderblock-free laps around the horseshoe OR carry cinderblock up two short flights of steps and around to the wall? Decision-making in The Gloom can be tricky, but YHC is the kind of Q who believes in diversity, so try one round of each, decide which you like better, and do that one again for Round 3.

    Partner 2 is doing Wonderbra with the coupon while also doing People’s Chair.

    Partner 3 lifts block above chest while doing flutter kicks.

    Blockee’s Loop

    Keep that block close and mosey to the Flag. Do 3 blockees and run the loop. Repeat 3x. Eh, let’s make it 4 times. Check that, let’s make it 5 times.

    Return blocks to van, and circle up for Mary. LBCs x40, 10 count APDs, and a Ring-of-Fire with reverse crunches while Merkins make the loop.

    Number-a-ma, name-a-rama, YHC took us out.

    Announcements:

    Handshake won the Beer Mile, but who’s keeping track? Faceplant came in second. Greenbow learned that Gingerbeer stings.

    Sign up for Breaking Bread. If you are not sure what this is, just make a simple dinner for 10 or so folks who can use some fellowship on a Sunday evening. You’ll be a better man for the experience.

    Today is Thanksgiving in Canada. Take a moment to remind yourself of what you have, and think about how to help someone who needs a lift – material, spiritual, or otherwise.

  • You’re Really Focused on Murder

    14 sets of shoes, 1 set of paws, and 3 sets of wheels pounded the (somewhat less) pot holed City of Richmond pavement on a picture perfect morning around the friendly confines of MMES. For the 260th consecutive Friday, temps were sunny and 70.

    Routes…all runners, east on Grove.

    4 miler, right on Shields, then…

    5 milers, right on Vine, then…

    6 milers, right on Laurel, then right on Park, then…

    All runners turn right on Floyd, then right on Nansemond, then left on Grove, and BTTF.

    Announcements:

    Beer Mile for Shawn G. Hogan, this evening, Dogwood Dell. Come drink 4 beers over 4 laps with Handshake, Faceplant, and Friends (and learn the answer to Greenbow’s philosophical query, “What beverage should I chug that would be as bad as beer?”

    Don’t want to drink and run? No worries. Arrive early, scour the bushes, and snag a 6 pack of beer, which will be warming all day.

    NMS:

    Great morning for a run. Faceplant and Sippy launched fast out of the blocks, so fast that Sippy apparently combusted somewhere along the route. Handshake set a solid pace for the 4 and 5 milers. Good chatter with Handshake and Greenbow before the latter, Bodo’s, and Bodo’s garbage-ravaging canine split off for the 4 route.

    Swiper shared his advice on good spots to hike in Colorado, including one route that had the unfortunate side effect of triggering fear among his youngest that Swiper was trying to murder the young man. YHC is reasonably sure his own parents tried to murder YHC using the same method, an experience so jarring that YHC in turn has attempted to do the same to his own children. Remember, fellas: it’s push yourself, don’t hurt yourself. And, push your 2.0s until they drop.

  • Ode to Q’s Past

    10 studs posted for a) the Return of UpChuck Q, yet unexpectedly found b) Fireman Ed’s Best Pick-Up Lines of the 80’s, 90’s and Today. Temps were (actually), clear and 70, thanks for asking.

    Mosey to the Third Church parking lot for the COP, consisting of:

    SSHs x25
    Burpees (for the Redskins victory total) x0 (Yeah, pretty sure that’ll stand today)
    IW’s x15
    DQ’s x10
    HRM’s x10
    LBC’s x20
    Scorpion Kicks x15 (apparently Loose Goose calls these “Nipple Lickers”)

    Mosey to the TES Sign Board for Crawl-a-Dora

    50/50-200-300…each partner does 50 merkins, then partners continue the traditional Dora for 200 4-count flutter kicks and 300 monkey jumpers. “Runner” bear crawls from Lindsey (the street, not the exercise) to the TES sign. Run back.

    “Let’s go over here” to the Teacher’s Parking Lot for Parking Space Torture:

    Starting in the first space, perform a stack of exercises in each space on the row. First row, the PAX did 5 merkins followed by 5 HRMs per space. Roughly 10 spaces.

    Audible for second row…5 Hello Dollys, 5 Rosalitas, and 5 reverse crunches per space. 10 spaces.

    Add 3 burpees at the end for the space that’s not a parking space on the end.

    Mosey BTTF.

    Finish with Ring of Fire. 10 merkins while PAX holds plank.

    Announcements: YHC completely spaced on the announcements and, like his friend LabRat, apologizes.

    NMS:

    On Saturday morning at roughly 6:45, YHC was mulling over the following: 1) since F3 RVA turned 5, what would be a good tribute for YHC to offer? and 2) should YHC vomit on Rosie during Swirly’s Burpee Beast, or just pass out?

    YHC decided on an Ode to some of YHC’s earliest Q’ing influences…Bleeder (Day 1), Honey Do (YHC’s recruiter), and Chum Bucket, the eponymous Q from so many Punishers (currently and many during YHC’s first year). The result was something including a bunch of bear crawls (Bleeder), Scorpion Kicks and that devious little hill on Lindsey (Honey Do), and a ton of parking space work (Chum), which should never be as challenging as it is. Thanks, fellas, for 3.5 years of Qing.

  • Breaking Hard Shells

    3 PAX plus an FNG (Friendly New Gal) labored over a hot stove and a pair of hot slow cookers on Sunday. Temps were sunny and 72 (hey, the kitchen is a temperature controlled environment).

    6 residents plus the center manager joined us for dinner. Beef or chicken? Hard or soft shell? Guac, salsa, sour cream, cheese? Good stuff, and YHC sends his thanks to Vers, Westminster, and Pencil (FNG) for doing the overwhelming portion of the prep. And to his M for doing most of the shopping.

    Good chatter all around with the 3 kiddos making some new friends and sharing a bit about middle school with the residents. YHC chatted with a pair of guys, one from Gloucester and another from Washington (albeit a Cowboys fan). Topics included the Cowboys, old movies, and how the Redskins could somehow lose on Sunday despite not playing.

    For those PAX who are considering doing this, but aren’t quite sure what’s involved, it’s a piece of cake.