Category: Richmond, VA

  • Hoedown Hot Potato

    YHC doesn’t do a good enough job of checking Slack and missed the post about The Deep being on the Summer Tour list for this week, so was indeed surprised to only see Senior Frog’s truck in the lot upon arrival. 5:30 arrived and we were off…..

    To the parking lot with the blocks because that’s the newest fad at Hoedown. YHC ran us through a quick disclaimer and COP, halfway through which we were joined by Saltlick. The three of us grabbed some blocks, did some manmakers, and proceeded to hot potato the Q after every exercise to keep it interesting.

    After we grabbed the blocks YHC said, “Any ideas on something new or different we can do with these blocks?” Senior Frog smiled and said, “Follow me.” At his direction we then rifle carried to the Rite Aid parking lot, and during the walk YHC was eagerly anticipating whatever Senior Frog was cooking up in his head. But when we got there, the “New and Unique” thing that Senior Frog had cooked up, was simply to go to the Rite Aid parking lot…….”I’ve never worked out here with blocks before”. Fair enough.

    Saltlick’s turn…..rifle carry over to the Tuckahoe Shopping Center and do some exercises in the lot. Rifle carry back to Rite Aid and do lunges, curls, and block swings across the lot. Rifle carry back to the original lot and do a bunch of manmakers, more lunges, overhead presses, sit and press, more rifle carry…….at one point Senior Frog said, “I’m really smoked from all those rifle carries…..let’s do some more.” Copy that.

    We were all sufficiently smoked by the end, returning the blocks to the pile and moseying back to the VSF for some Mary before numberama, namerama, and YHC took us out with prayers for Senior Frog’s friend Bob who has throat cancer and Saltlick’s family as they navigate a difficult development.

    Enjoyed it today fellas. That was one of the tougher workouts I’ve done recently.

    Never stop chasing the wabbit.

    Fudd

  • Tanks on Monday!

    Tanks came off quickly out at Mammoth Balls this gloom! YHC recommended the PAX wear them as face coverings to avoid the stench coming from yours truly, it was so bad the 4 HIMs had to evacuate the area! Wildwood is back! We get a visit from our favorite guy Pool Boy!

    Shwarmarama!

    • Mosey the lot/trail around the football field to get the heart pumping!
    • Deadman Hang
    • Michael Phelps
    • Helicopters
    • Arm Circles
    • Hip Circles

    Take up your Irons and meander to the small parking lot for Mary Bells! Circle up, each PAX takes a turn to call exercise and reps. Once finished with set, Mosey the lot. Workout included the not all but some of the greatest hits!

    • Swings
    • Curls
    • Goblet Squats
    • Clean + Press
    • Step Ups
    • Bulgarian Split Squats
    • WWIIs + single press
    • Tricep Extensions
    • Sunrise/Sunsets?
    • Merkin Pull Through
    • Plank Pull Through
    • High Row
    • SA Row
    • Halo + Reach
    • Heels Bells
    • American Hammers
    • Sissy/Stiletto Squats 5 Ct decend w/PAX holding low squat

    CoT

    Numbers(4) + Names!

    YHC closed it out on a sweaty knee.

  • Doublin’ down on that hill

    It was a hot and humid morning but 16 HIMS were up for the challenge. I had this workout planned for several weeks and then Crabgrass decides last week to do it but I like the pain so why not do it again? Mosey across the way and circled up for some warm up exercises including SSH, Jazzercise (after being complimented by Nancy last week for good form), cherry pickers, LBCs, and merkins.

    Thing 1: partnered up for 100 reps of squats and merkins alternating exercises after 10 reps, then a run to the next intersection. This was repeated again and a bear crawl was thrown in there because, why not? Run to the next intersection. Same concept but switched to LBCs and Alabama prom dates. Run to the next intersection, repeat, and then one last run.

    Thing 2: Mosey through the neighborhood stopping for a circle up with SSH and some burpees, then more mosey with a sprint thrown in there. Finally we arrived at the hill. Triple Check with flutter kicks, monkey humpers, and a run up the brutal hill. Not much time left after this so a slow mosey to mosey back to the flag for a couple minutes of plank until time expired.

    Circled up, numbers, and names.

    Announcements: Home grown half in August, mini CSAUP in September, the bridge next week, Spartan in October. All others please check slack. Prayers out for Wildcat’s quarterly scans tomorrow, Futon’s family, and Matlock’s trial at work this week. Great work out there this morning grinding it out with the run heavy boot camp. Each time I lead my cadence improves. Pleasure to lead you guys. Each time it gets easier. Hope everyone has a great week!

  • Riding the Q Juice Wave

    The Summer Tour went Deep on a Monday.  14 noble warriors got to embrace the newest West End AO, here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • SSH
      • IW
      • DQ
      • Helicopters
      • Arm circles
      • DMH
      • Merkins
      • LBC
      • APD
      • Mosey to the VA Women’s Clinic for a Dora
        • 100 HRM
        • 200 squats
        • 300 LBC
      • Jack Webb
      • Mosey back to the bus loop to work on arms, legs and core    
        • 4x of wall sits with 15 reps – air presses, milkers, Muhamed Ali’s and Lalanes
        • 4x pole smokers – 80 total
        • 4x Mike Tysons – 40 total
      • COT with YHC taking us out

    Q juice is real.  YHC was rolling in on 4 hours of sleep after being at travel baseball all weekend.  YHC knew he could not “no show” on his Q, with no awareness that it was a Summer Tour stop.  A little bit of everything, except running.  Great to see so many faces.  Great work by the PAX.

    Prayers up for Dry July participants. 

    Got the Bridge this weekend with Whitesnake.  Check Slack.  HR Derby is tomorrow.

    God is good all of the time! Attila

  • Don’t Think Less of Me

    Two River Run OGs led the way through the heavy morning mugginess up Twin Team through Powderham around Brigstock to Solstice and back to the start for 4 miles. Battle stories were traded.

    -Singer

  • Shaolin DaPile

    It was 70 and sunny and the turnout was good. With 8 Davillians ready for a beat down the PAX started a hot potato Q.

    Opus Q

    COP – Bunch of warm up stuff

    Quadruple check – starting at cafeteria side of parking lot. p1 timer mosey to curb and do 10 dips, p2 arm workout of choice, p3 jump squats, p4 leg workout of choice.

    Labrat Q – parking lot tracers on the main parking lot

    Bulkhead Q – mosey to basketball court for some Shaolin style workout

    Triple check – p1 dead hang on pull up bar, p2 horseback riding stance, p3 timer suicides

    Mosey to back cafeteria for some plank to deep squat x 10 ic

    Mosey to main parking lot for some crane stance in cadence. We may have scared off a potential FNG with that move.

    Mosey back to flag for a ring of fire ab workout, then some GRAMS to close out.

    Numbers, names, Labrat and Oous took us out.

    Prayers to Mr Holland’s friend’s family.

  • Humidity, Sweat, Kicking our butts

    A rare occasion where a workout and one I created kicked my own ass. I was struggling just walking around collecting the things from earlier yet 12 of us came out. The humidity hit fast I believe we could have jumped into an ice bath afterwards and felt great. Here we go(warning content you’re about to read may cause distress or other medical problems please see a doctor if so).

    Start with the COP(SSHs, Imperial Walkers, DMH, Don Quixote, Merkins, Alabama Prom Dates, a little stretching). We ventured down to the corner where the parking lot of hell commenced. 12 stations of pergatory went like this:

    Station 1: 50 Supermans, 50 DC Flutters, 50 Wipers, 50 Pickle Pounders

    Station 2: 100 Toe Taps

    Station 3: 90 S2S Ski Jumps

    Station 4: 80 Jump Rope

    Station 5: 70 Plank Jacks

    Station 6: 60 Oblique LBCs(then to the playground for death planks, merkins, and tricep dips)

    Station 7: 50 Carolina Dry Docks

    Station 8: 40 Fwrd/Back Murder Bunnies

    Station 9: 30 Double count MC

    Station 10: 20 Groiners

    Station 11: 10 HR MERKINS

    Station 12: 5 Navy Seal Burpees

    A mortal may think that’s it, wrong there’s more. Mosey to the woods for assisted pullups with negative holds and a little run to the gate. The end featured runs up the hill, and a bear crawl with jump squat combo that might have been the icing on the cake. A little stretch, time called names numbers and prayer led by YHC to close out. Yes a rare time that something beat me to where I was struggling to recover. A good workout will give me a high that carries over. This one was straight up no mercy on the soul. It felt like Leonidas was calling out on how to beat the Persians in battle. I wanted to do this workout I have had it in my mind for a while now it’s done. I will bring it back one day a new version there were things I can add if an FNG came today, I think a merlot might have taken place. 54 still out there I will tell you am I 100 when I come out(No) in have little things that hurt yoga helps plus having that gear that’s taken years to understand helps. See you next time earned a feast today

  • Down!

    14 Pax said “It is humid. It is hot. Should I go to Gridiron? Why not?”.

    COP: DQs, Jazzercise, Invisible jump ropes, merkins, MCs, LBCs.

    Mosey run with merkins. This is where we found out that despite his size Tater has quite the high decibel yell. The intent was to jog and then do 10 merkins when called. Some of the PAX had trouble hearing me so Tater took his degree from the school of the hard of hearing to yell “Down”. Two instances of this bellowing cry was heard from many a pickleballer causing temporary panic amongst them. Ended up at the bus loop.

    One burpee per pole to first path (~12 burpees). Next section – 3 squats per pole. Third section – 3 wide grip merkins per pole. Mosey to tennis court.

    Triple check with audible: Bear crawl to end of 2nd tennis court, run to end and back, 2nd PAX: flutters, 3rd PAX: heels to heaven. Audible when 2 folks showed up to actually play tennis (go figure). Run back after bear crawl. Da$n it is hot out! Mosey to field with the most shade.

    Four corners – modified prostitute style Cumulative 10 diamond merkins, 20 WWIIs, 30 plank jacks, 40 SSHs. Wet field had a nice cooling effect but we are not sure what wetness is sweat vs. the field. Mosey to playground.

    2 sets of 20 PLTs. Followed by triple check of run around Mr. Roger’s long time loaner car (swear he has had that for 6 months), elbow plank, and derkins from the swings. Finished with a set of ab exercises and at the strike of 8 I was cooked.

    Prayers for Fudd’s sister and family, Roger Roger’s recovery, Pigskin in Honduras, those staying the course with dry July and those affected by the flooding in Texas. The Bridge is on 7/19; see Slack for details. Also, Gridiron on 7/26 will take place northwest of Short Pump at Lake Anna. Enjoy your weekend.

    Fireman Ed

  • I’m Out of Sweat

    Three He-Mans came out on this muggy morning to take a grass bath on some wet turf. Blood was drawn, heart rates were redlining, and sweat flowed like wine.

    Warmup 

    Moseyed to the back of The Lumberyard by the coupons. Something was smelling like hot death and I couldn’t remember if I took a shower last night. Turns out they had one of those pretty fences around the dumpster that I chose to warmup next to. That’s on me boys, sorry about that.

    IC:

    -Cherry Pickers

    -Hamstring Stretch

    -Quad Stretch

    -Lat Stretch

    -Arm Circles (both ways)

    The Thang 

    Near the back of one of the baseball fields at The Lumberyard is a hill that’s been catching my eye for a while. Reminds me of my college days when the baseball boys trained with the lacrosse team and got humbled during hill sprints. Pretty sure it was the AT’s way of reminding us how bad of shape baseball was in.

    At the bottom of the hill:

    5 rounds of:

    -10 Push-up Skull Crushers

    -10 Squat-to-Overhead Presses w/ coupon

    -10 Decline Merkins w/ coupon

    Between each round: 

    sprint/run up the ≈25-yard hill and mosey back down.

    Mosey to the playground

    5 sets of 5 

    -Swing Ab Crunches

    -Pull-ups

    Mosey to the Octagon 

    Running short on time, we modified 11’s to 6’s:

    WWII’s on one end

    Merkins on the other

    Wrapped it up with CoT. Yukon took us out in prayer.

  • A Game of Chance

    We gambled, we mostly lost.  Here’s what transpired:

    Mosey around the circle to the Carillon patio

    COP (IC)

    • Don Quixotes
    • Imperial Walkers
    • Arm Circles
    • Overhead Claps
    • Seal Claps
    • Jazzercises
    • Hand Release Merkins
    • Plankorama
    • Heels to Heaven

    Playing Card Monte  – draw a card and do exercise times the number on the card

    • Spades – Merkins
    • Clubs – 2ct Flutter Kicks
    • Diamonds – Jump Squats
    • Hearts – Side Straddle Hops
    • Face Cards and Aces – Burpees

    Mosey to the bottom of the Amphitheater

    Spin the Bottle

    • Plank in a circle, one by one bearcrawl to center and spin the bottle, whomever the bottle points to joins for 10 Booyah Merkins, repeato all around the circle
    • Repeato with American Hammers or other Abs around the circle, spin the bottle for booyah WWIIs in the center

    Playing Card Monte up the Amphitheater steps – 5 of Spades (Merkins), 7 of Diamonds (Jump Squats), 10 of Hearts (SSHs) each step up

    Mosey to the Rusty Cage

    Triple Check

    • Pullups
    • WWIIs
    • Card drawn – 3 of Diamonds – Run to fire hydrant and do 3 Jump Squats

    Mosey back to SF, building a Poker hand along the way

    Our hand consisted of 7 of Clubs, 6 of Spades, K of Diamonds, 5 of Hearts, and a 3 of Spades

    Dealer pulled a flush on the flop, but ended up K and J high to defeat the PAX

    Finish with Burpees x 5

    Numberama, Nameorama, COT

    MOLESKIN

    Despite threats of moseying to Burpee lake, around the VITA trail, across the bridge and up the Pipe Loop, YHC kept it close to the Flag.  Handshake was the belle of the ball during Spin the Bottle, getting lucky on each of the first 3 spins.  What a sl*t!  Top notch mumblechatter throughout.  Ask Flatty about his collection of visors, one for every occasion.  Gomer’s mom approves.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS

    • The Bridge
    • Homerun Derby
    • Prayers for Hitch’s father, Offshore for his loss, and Pigskin abroad