A dozen warriors came to Gridiron this morning for a Whitesnake beatdown. No theme, no games–just some hard work, listening too much to Lighthouse, Attila doing his best Napoleon Dynamite impression and lots of burpees.
Started with some warmups in the new pickle ball lot including SSH, Ukrainian Soldiers, DQ, Helicopters, Hammers, LBCs, Copperhead Squats, Arm Circles, Merkins and other stuff I don’t remember. Perhaps some sic num-chuk skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
Moseyed to the track (which Mr. Rogers already ran around a couple times pre workout) and did a triple check where the timer ran half a lap and the other two (spaced on opposite sides of the track) did Squats and then Hand Release Merkins. Overheard White Deer asking Attila what he was going to do today. Attila’s response of “Whatever I feel like I want to do, Gosh!” was rude.
Moseyed to the parking lot and did what some call a star and others call a wheel. Four spokes of 25 count WW2, 2 count flutters, Merkins, and heels to heaven and a hub of 5 burpees. Start with 5 burpees and come to the hub for 5 more after each exercise. Total burpee count 25.
Jog over to the covered bus loop for another triple check with new partners. Timer runs the triangle, partners to the poley thing (smokers) and the other does a pole sit with airpress. Attila telling Salt Lick that “he has the worst reflexes of all time” resulted in Salt Lick responding with “Try and hit me Attila” and that ended the discussion.
Worked our way to the basketball court for some elevens of Bobby Hurleys and Burpees. “Good idea” said Tatar and then asked how many and I repeated “Elevens” and he changed his mind on the idea. Started with ten Bobby Hurleys and one burpee on the other side of the court. 55 total of each. Most of us shot 100% (55 for 55) with our imaginary ball but Piglet only went 54 for 55 (got too fancy with his moves) and Lighthouse and Seymore went 0 for 55 as I still don’t know what they were shooting at. Seymore did not care and instead bragged: Oh yeah? Who’s the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government? Total burpee count now 80.
Moseyed to Pigskin’s Parkour area and when the 4 walkers arrived, we did 4 burpees (84 total) to Lighthouse’s request and Attila/Napoleon’s protest. After Attila was asked how the workout is going so far he responded with: “The worst day of my life, what do you think?” No Parkour today just a good place to wait for the six.
Went to the front of the school and added a burpee for fun (85 total) on the way for Lighthouse. Then did two rounds of people’s chair (Elaines and milkers) mixed with balls to the wall (toe taps and Australians). Lighthouse’s love for burpees resulted in a loss of focus and a bloody knee after some bad Australian form. Almost broke his coccyx. “Freakin’ Idiot!” shouted Attila.
Back to the parking lot with the runners doing 20 dips on the bleachers while we waited for the wounded walkers.
Circled up for some Mary of reverse crunches, flutters, dollys and rosalitas and then time for 3 more burpees (88 total). We did not do the burpee count until coffee and it gave me regrets for not finding a way to add 12 more during the workout. Would have been some additional sweet jumps.
Prayers for the new graduates, Fireman Ed, Roger Roger and Fudd’s sister Mary.
Glad Limey joined us from Charlotte during his visit to Richmond for a graduation. Special coffeteria guests included Chum, Gypsy and Fireman Ed. Fireman Ed just wrapped up a big stage of his treatment and is feeling good. When the next scan comes in favorable, he can move to periodic scans and hopefully remission. And perhaps superpowers (throwing a football over them mountains?).
Thanks for letting me lead.
