Category: Richmond, VA

  • Back in the Rock and Roll Groove

    It turned out, time away from F3 was beneficial. My body shut down(could not get out of bed for a day and a half. The flu kicked in someone was telling me that I needed a full body and mind break. Came back yesterday at Satan”s Hill, felt good so today first Q led since. A good dozen came out on a morning where it felt warmer then the temps read. Here’s the breakdown

    To the courts for a WARMARAMMA(SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Ukrainian Soldiers, Dead Man Hangs, Don Quixotes, Merkins, Plank Marches(a new twist added). Mosey over to the big parking lot for a 4 corners “ladies of the evening”style. 10 Werkins, 20 double count toe taps, 30 plank jacks, 40 jump squats. After that, a little venture to the concession area for a triple check: Hoedowns, Tricep dips, run down the stairs then up the grass hill.

    After that over to what will be our new meeting spot again(fill in later). A new one: Guerilla Burpees(a few paces run, then drop into a burpee). We did one little lap and boy that fired things up. It was then Dora time(100 Merkins, 200 squats, 300 LBCs). Instead of around the lot, down the grass hill and back up. The kicker: each person’s first 10 Merkins were Hindu/Dive Bombers style(talk about firing up the body and everything). One day we will do a Hindu push-up/Hindu squats variation that will destroy the body big time. I think I got everyone on that yet we had a little time left. Back to the start for an 11s(ball dippers and Mike Tyson’s). When Pierogi, Tin Man and I finished. I called it. To the flag for numbers, names and prayer led by YHC to close it out

    Yes we will probably change up the meeting spot soon. I saw the Latino Farmer’s Market will return 4/5-11/1 every Saturday so we will have that spot for our after workout coffee and eats. I am getting back into things I enjoy, going to what truly works plus adding new stuff. It’s not to rush and go gung-ho into it, take my time and let it happen. Could I have done the Frozen Triangle(No) I wasn’t physically to where my body afterwards would have gotten sick again. Close it out: my son and I were on the way to Wegmans saw a silver Cybertruck(god those are the ugliest looking vehicles and they are up to 100k). We joke and call it Lego truck cause you could have designed it with legos. See you next time

  • Seventy

    One hit the mean streets of Plantation in the latest edition of The Clinic. Temperatures were 70 and sunny. According to the Plantation police department staking out the La Quinta, the following, well, since they were watching the hotel, they have no idea what happened.

    Lake loop, cross Peters, parking lot (no fudd), 6th, Broward Mall, reverso at Broward and same route backwards back to the virtual shovel flag.

    Number, name, and YHC took himself out.

    Announcements / NMS:

    Wawa opened next to Starbuck’s. Talk about fighting inflation.

  • Never Gonna Give You Up

    6 Lover Boys emerged from the gloom leaving their lovely ladies behind to snooze in a fart sack for 2.
    Beaver missed out on yesterday’s AO and had to give a heartfelt beatdown he conjured up in his slumber! Q the love songs playlist!

    Foreplay (Warmarama)

    • Deadman Hang
    • DQ’s
    • Helicopters
    • SSH’s
    • Merkins
    • The Wives
    • Leg Stretches
    • Flutter Kicks

    Just The Tip of The Shovel Flag – Begin the love songs! Follow the Q’pid around the west soccer field mosey style, stop for 20 reps of the following exercises at arbitrary locations: ABD’s, Monkey Humpers, J Lo’s, Pickle Pounders. I believe this equates to 60 reps of every exercise. The attempt was to make a shovel flag with a heart shaped spade(see below).

    For The Love of IPC!

    Beaver Loves IPC’s! Why not share the love by throwing in a reduction of IPC 2024 Week 3?!

    Bear Crawl 30 yrds. Broad Jump back to the goal line, after every 3 broad jumps do 3 burpees.

    3 sets of the following exercises. 1st set 18 reps, 2nd set 12 reps, 3rd set 6 reps

    • Burpee Block Jumps
    • Squat Thrusters
    • Ball Dippers
    • HR Merkins
    • WWII’s
    • Lap around the football field

    Once all 3 sets are complete repeat the 30 yrd bear crawl and broad jump with burpees back.

    EMOM Timer- 20 secs on, 20 seconds off. 2 rounds each exercise – High Knees & Incline Planks. Cover F3 Mission and 5 Core Principles.

    Numberama and Namerama’. announcements and prayer reqs! YHC closed us out in prayer.

    Thanks for joining me in this memorable workout gents!
    Love, Beaver F3ver!

  • A Dirty Prostitute

    The eye of the winter storms hit a PAX of 11 this morning with the opportunity for a traditional boot camp beat-down.  Here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • SSH
      • IW
      • DQ
      • Helicopters
      • Arm circles
      • DMH
      • Merkins
      • LBC
    • Burpee march in the parking lot with a WWII sit-up/APD chaser – total of 60 burpees, 40 WWII sit-ups and 80 APDs
    • Mosey to the pull-up bars for a 4 corners, prostitute-style
      • 35 pull-ups
      • 100 step-ups
      • 60 HRM
      • 40 LBC
    • Mosey to the front of the school loop for 3x iterations legs, abs, arms
      • Wall sit with 15 2x air presses, Muhamed Ali’s and Lalannes
      • 20 pole smokers (3x)
      • 10 Mike Tysons (3x)
    • 3x check with run the front of the school, one-legged crunches, and CDD
    • Mosey back to the flag for COT with YHC taking us out

    Great to have Mayhem from VA Beach with us this morning.  Great work from the PAX after a few weeks of wet Saturdays.  Continued prayers Roger Roger, Fireman Ed and Fudd.  Grateful to be healthy enough to post. More snow coming, so post when you can!

    God is good all of the time!

    Attila

  • 10 years a Q

    Q sheet open. 9:00 PM. YHC realized his first Q was Valentines Day week, must have been 2015, at No Toll. Time to resurrect a few things recollected.

    Parking lot empty, YHC hoped someone would join the festivities. In comes Rosie and Sanchez, and off we went. YHC knew Sanchez hadn’t experienced the joy of Twin Team yet, the namesake. Warm up at the base (yes of course there was a honeymoon suite) and head up for some LOVE hill. Couple different versions as we made our way to the top – bear crawls, lunges, Ukrainian Soldiers, Bernies. Ring of Fire merkins in between and ring of fire heals to heaven. Mosey back down to the school. 10 pull ups on the bars or whatever you could muster. Double suicide across the basketball courts from the 10 year prior Q. Some abs at the end.

    Thanks to the two amigos who joined YHC. Good conversation as we made our way around. The total mileage upon completion was a serendipitous 2.14 miles. Enjoy the holiday, however it is that you do or not celebrate it.

    By the way, where’s The Lounge pax at these days?

    -Singer

  • Agnes Alert?

    Nine men set out by foot, all nine returned…eventually.  Here’s where:

    The Route

    • L on Pump
    • L on Falconbridge
    • R on Raintree
    • R on Cherrywood
    • L on Cedarbluff
    • L on Waltham
    • Continue on Chauncey
    • Continue on Raintree
    • L on Maremont
    • Circle Godwin
    • Back to SF

    Numberama, Nameorama, COT

    MOLESKIN

    What’s it called when a 70 something goes missing?  IE the opposite of an Amber Alert?  Thankfully we didn’t have to find out.  Pigskin and running partner made it back safely.  Other topics of the morning, UpChuck’s current events, Wally’s haircut, Country Style’s amazing Apple Fritters, and applying to public high schools.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS

    Good luck to all who have completed the Honeymoon Suite the past 13 days, hope it pays off

  • (NewKent)Looking for love in the wrong places

    3 cupids came flying in and of course one rolled in a little late for that burpee penalty. This is how it went down…..

    Warmarama

    • Roscoe’s, Fudds, Wilson’s wife
    • Arm circles
    • Chinnooks
    • SSH
    • WW2
    • Windmills
    • Cooper head squats

    Mosey!

    Triple Check

    • Firehoses
    • Foxholes
    • Runner 200 yards is the timer

    Mosey to batting cages for 11s!

    • Pole Smokers
    • Copperhead Squats

    Numbers, Names and Prayer Request

    First work out for the YHC since the Frozen Triangle and it was a rough one. But with all that love in the air this morning he was able to push through. A lot of chatter in the pax this morning about drunken nights and how we figured out she was the one!

    YHC out! Don’t waste the day

  • Be my bro – Valentine’s day bromance

    How freaking great to have 17 dudes show up today! Especially awesome to have Nancy Lopez, McGruff, Katniss, Mudslide and Lwood. Hey – we even had an FNG! LFG.

    Playlist to get juices flowing: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3OWx0nSyWsRCq12atuQwpp?si=vntAyo3tTMu-Dp_m3iDAwA&pi=v0pqPE7bSqG8h

    Warm-up (10 minutes)

    • SSH – 20 IC
    • CHS – 10 IC
    • UKs – 10 IC
    • Deadman Hang
    • Merkins – 10 IC
    • Scorpion Kicks – 10 IC
    • Rosco’s mom
    • Fudd/Wilson Wife

    • Mosey to the base of the hill

    The Thang (45 minutes)

    1. “Heartbreak Hill” (10-12 min)

    Partner Up (one PAX runs, the other works)

    • P1: Sprints up the hill and back down

    • P2: AMRAP exercise until P1 returns

    • Round 1: Merkins

    • Round 2: Squats

    • Round 3: Plank Jacks

    • Round 4: Big Boy Sit-ups

    • Flapjack after each sprint

    2. “Cinderblock Love” (12 min)

    Partner Work: One PAX works, the other holds a plank

    Four Rounds:

    • 15 Block Thrusters

    • 15 Bent-over Rows

    • 15 Block Swings

    • 15 Goblet Squats

    • Plank while waiting for partner

    3. “Love Hurts” (12 min)

    Partner Carry / Wheelbarrow

    • Partner 1 carries P2 (or wheelbarrows) 30 yards, flapjack

    • 20 Pattycake Merkins (clap between each rep)

    • 20 Sit-up High Fives (partners do sit-ups together, high-five at the top)

    • Rinse and repeat for 3 rounds

    FNG – Andrew from New Market. Dude runs through the neighborhood all the time, looks like a straight beast. Worked on him since the summer to come out. Well, we finally did and Nancy came up with the perfect name “Focker” as he is a nurse and his FIL may have worked for a three letter agency. Welcome dude.

    Fandango had birthday Q at Alamo.

    Prayers for the special needs child that passed in Chesterfield county recently.

  • Advanced Civilization

    After the workout, coffee included a discussion on home electric generators. When the power fails in Goochland, Blue Moon lives ‘off-the-grid’ using a propane powered electric generator. Offshore (and likely the rest of us) just lives “off-the-grid” when the power fails. We have discovered that an advanced civilization has developed in Goochland.

    It was a thoroughly wet day, so we went to the far end of the covered walkway.

    Beginning with the standard disclaimer: “I’m not a professional, while you are here, try not to add any injuries to what is already afflicting you, etc.”

    Warm-up: All in cadence

    • 20 SSHs
    • 20 IWs
    • 20 Copperhead squats
    • Right over left, left over right hamstring stretch

    We stayed in a circle and I passed out 5 sheets of paper inside of plastic sleeves with 2 ‘pictures’ of a KB exercise. If you didn’t like that exercise, you could turn the sheet over as most of the sheets had another KB exercise on the back. We had 5 stations plus a timer. The timer did a Farmer’s carry; carried his own KB in one hand, another 25-pound KB in the other hand and walked part way to the end of the walkway and back. Then we rotated counterclockwise. In that manner, everyone did each exercise, including the farmer’s carry once in the rotation. After finishing with one rotation, we did a farmer’s carry to the end of the walkway and back with our own kettlebell, swapped out some of the exercises and made a 2nd round.

    In total, we did 3 rounds of this except after the last round, we took a mosey around the bus loop.

    Below are the exercises we chose from.

    Single Leg Deadlift Standing on one leg and holding the kettlebell in one hand lean forwards keeping your back flat.

    The same leg that goes back is the same arm that you are holding the kettlebell with.

    Go down as far as your hamstrings will allow and then return to the top position.

    Your standing leg can have a slight bend during the movement.

    Clean Start with the bell between your legs and knees bent, Lift KB to your shoulder. Thumb should point backwards at the bottom of the movement. To prevent banging of the forearms, try to take the arm around the KB rather than the KB around the arm. Aim to keep the KB as close to the body as possible.
    Clean and Press After the clean, press the KB overhead. As you link the 2 exercises together it is important to take a short pause between each movement.
    Side Lunge Holding the kettlebell in both hands close to the chest take a sideways step, push the hips back and drop into a side lunge position.

    Keep your chest up and weight on your heels.

    One leg should bend while the other remains straight.

    Curls There were several versions of these.

    ·       using a towel to lift the kettle bell,

    ·       squat and do the curl,

    ·       curl with the heavy part of the kettlebell out,

    ·       curl with the heavy part of the kettlebell in,

    ·       curl with both hands grabbing the bell instead of the horns.

    Thruster Combines 2 exercises the Squat and the Press for maximum energy expenditure.

    Start from the racked position and drop down into the Squat, next drive up from the floor and use your momentum to drive the kettlebell overhead.

    Next control the kettlebell back down into the racked position and repeat.

    Windmill Start with the KB overhead and the arm locked straight. Spread your feet to double shoulder width apart and angle your feet at 45 degrees. Push your hips out to the side with looking at the KB take the opposite hand down and touch the floor between your legs. Try to keep both legs straight.
    Skull Crusher Lay on your back, take KB with both hands from the ground/top of your head to overhead straightening your arms.
    Bob and Weave Hold the kettlebell high up the chest with both hands and step out to the side, duck down as if trying to get underneath a low doorway and then bring your other foot across to meet the foot that stepped out.

     

    Make sure that all the movement comes from a hinging at the hips rather than bending forwards at the lower back.

     

    The back should remain flat throughout the movement.

    snatch Start with a single hand swing, KB between legs, swing the KB up at around head height, pull the KB towards you and then push up. Next throw the KB out and absorb the mass at the bottom of the swing.
    Overhead squat Hold the KB overhead with a locked out arm. Next drop into the squat position by pushing your hips backwards, all your weight should be on your heels. At the bottom of the squat push up from the floor back to the starting position. The KB should remain overhead throughout the exercise.
    Overhead press Standing position with KB at Shoulder, press up and fully extend arm.

    We finished up with

    • 20 KB Swings OYO
    • 20 Triceps OYO
    • 20 Heels to heaven
    • 20 APDs
    • 15 KB Hammers in cadence
    • 20 KB flutters in cadence
    • 60 count 60-inch leg lift

    Announcements.

    TOMORROW IS VALENTINE’S DAY!!!

    COT

    “If someone succeeds in provoking you, realize that your mind is complicit in the provocation.” Epictetus

    Epictetus was a Greek Stoic philosopher. He was born into slavery at Hierapolis, Phrygia and lived in Rome until his banishment, when he went to Nicopolis in northwestern Greece, where he spent the rest of his life. He died in 135 AD.

    Epictetus taught that people are responsible for their feelings and actions, and that living virtuously is the key to a good life. Epictetus’s teachings had a religious tone that appealed to early Christian thinkers.

    Stoicism is a philosophy that emphasizes virtue and self-control as a way to achieve a good life. It originated in Ancient Greece and was influential for centuries.

    Core beliefs

    • Virtue: The practice of virtue is enough to achieve a good life.
    • Cause and effect: The universe operates according to a rational structure of cause and effect.
    • Self-control: We can control how we approach things, even if we can’t control the events that affect us.
    • Simplicity: A simple, peaceful life is the most virtuous.

    Stoicism values

    • Wisdom,
    • Justice,
    • Courage,
    • Moderation,
    • Temperance

    Stoic practices

    • Focus on what you can control
    • Make choices that are in your character
    • Don’t let what you consider good or bad come at the expense of your values
    • Prepare for unexpected blows, but don’t blame or criticize others
    • Focus on the task at hand

    Stoic thinkers

    • Zeno of Citium,
    • Epictetus,
    • Marcus Aurelius,
    • Seneca

    Stoicism influenced Christian, Jewish, and Islamic thought, as well as natural law and political authority theorists. It also influenced existentialism and Neo-orthodox Protestant theology.

    We finished with fresh percolated Coffee.

  • Eye of the storm

    Seven arrived at the FORGE this morning expecting a deluge, given the weather report and preblast, however…..70 and sunny was all we got (relatively speaking). We set off for an adjusted plan given we didn’t require any shelter. The Q stumbled through the following.

    THANG

    Mosey for one half loop of top lot waiting for potential stragglers —none appeared.

    Wararama
    SSH, DQs, Imperial Squat Walkers, 6 count burpees, Alabama prom dates, American Hammers

    COP 1: Mosey to next lots for 4 corners, (forgot the prostitute part of the instructions) so we adjusted after the first corner.
    – 5 burpees
    – 10 Lieutenant Dans
    – 15 WW IIs
    – 15 Carolina Dry Docks

    COP 2: Mosey to bottom of ramp, near 3rd parking lot
    bear crawl to first street light, walking lunge to the next, walk to top, 20 jerkins, 25 incline merkins on railings

    COP 3: Triple check at top of lot
    partner 1 – Dips, partner 2 – flutters, partner 3 stairs and loop

    COP 4: Mosey up stairs back to lot 2
    holding the wall – 60s, then Balls to the wall for 20 Aussie mtn climbers, repeato

    COP5: Mosey to lot in front of school, for a mess (poor instructions). Something like curb crawl half top oval of island, indigenous style, though the Q did not follow his own guidance and then mosey the straight to opposite end of the island for more curb crawl, 2nd round was better,

    BTTF for a final 45 SSH, time…

    Numbers, names and announcements, Machismo took us out. Thanks for the company this morning gents, enjoyed it!