TYA Q’d on this cold morning. Don’t remember what happened and vague on who was there. If you were there and are not in the PAX list, feel free to update!
Tag: 45 Minutes of Mary
Mary Munford Elementary
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Sammy the Dead Rat
5 beefcakes + 2 walkers gathered in the darkness of 45MOM for a hot potato beatdown. Here’s what happened;
Bodos: Mosey to the corner of Grove and Westmoreland. COP. Mosey down Commonwealth to the Soccer fields. Shoots and Ladders: run 2 trees, bernie back 1. 5 merkins at each tree. 2nd round: LBC. 3rd Round: Squats. Potato passed to Swirly.
Swirly: Mosey back to the corner of Grove and Westmoreland. Grab a spot on a picnic table. 10 incline merkins, 10 dips, 10 step ups. 3 rounds. Potato passed to Señor Frog.
Señor Frog: Mosey all the way down Westmoreland to Cary. 1 Merkin at each tree. Continue on Cary toward Commonwealth. 1 Merkin at each tree. Potato passed to Hitch.
Hitchhiker: Mosey to the Pavillion. Grab a pole. 10 pole-smokers, 10 American Hammers, 10 Crunchy Frogs. 3 rounds. Potato passed to Anthrax.
Anthrax: mosey back to the flag. FInish up with WW2s.
Bodos took us out and shared his favorite childhood story.
NMS: Great workout this morning boys!
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Herding Cats
Mosey to the Tennis courts, warm up with pour subpar cadence counting skill and informal introduction on display!
#Offshore mentioned a work out couple weeks ago called the hardest mile. We did a shorter version.On 1/4 mile Gravel track we did the following:
1/16 mile broad jump burpees, 1/4 mile run, 1/16 mile lunges, 1/4 mile run, 1/16 mile bear crawl, 1/2 mile run.
Mosey to the pavilion partner up for pole smokers and American hammers.
Mosey back to the parking lot.
Numberamo. Discussion of French healthcare and a woman sailing around the world (see Hitch and TYA respectively.
Try to live grateful gents!
Thanks for asking me to Q Bodos!
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One small step for the pax, one giant leap-year for mankind
On this auspicious leap year day, 6 leaplings gathered for a bootcamp plus 2 joined for a walk. Here’s what happened:
COP: 29 SSHs IC // 29 LBCs // 29 Ukrainian Soldiers // other exercises IC
Burpee Run: Mosey the circumference of the school campus, at every 4th parked car perform 4 burpees.
Leap of Faith: Modified lindsay at the picnic tables with 4 dips, run to the school front walk, 24 LBCs. Continue in increments of 4: 8/20, 12/16 and so on.
Look Before you Leap: Partner up on the black top. Partners leap frog to the other side of the blacktop, each man performs 29 merkins. Leap frog back, 29 Squats. Leap frog back, 29 WW2s, leap frog back, 29 SSHs.
Triple Check: P1: Wall sit, P2: American Hammers, P3: run to the fence and back.
Mosey back to the flag, finish with 29 Freddie Mercuries IC.
Numberama, Namerama, YHC took us out
NMS: The pax humored me with a Leap Year Themed workout. The morning was interjected with various Leap Year facts. These include:
- The 1st Leap Year was instituted in 46 BC by Julius Ceasar. Any year divisible by 4 was a leap year.
- Chances of having a bday on Feb 29: 1 in 1,461
- Leap year proverbs: “Leap Year was Ne’er a good sheep year” (Scotland) “In leap year, women are erratic.” (Italy)
- Leap Year Day is the only day that women were encouraged to propose to a man
- People born on Feb 29 are called Leaplings or Leapers. The Honor Society of Leap Year Day babies includes more than 11K people.
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TRL with Handshake
6 men gathered for this weeks 45MOM, but instead of 45 Minutes of Gerry, they got 45 Minutes of Hate. This is what went down:
Mosey from the parking Lot to the corner of Cary and Commonwealth for a COP
Mosey down Cary to Windsor Way. In the Gazebo we did 40 dips then 20 Derkins.
Mosey down Windsor Way to Oxford Road. At Oxford Road we completed Curb Crawls. Started at 5 then worked down to 1.
Mosey over to the corner of Oxford and Harrow and complete a Irregular Four Corners. Corner 1 – 40 Jump Squats, run across the field at a 45 degree angle and complete 30 WWII’s, run up Dover to the corner of Dover and Harrow and complete 20 Merkins, finally run across the field at a 45 degree angle to the corner of Eton and Oxford and complete 10 Burpees.
Mosey over to the Church on Eton and partner up. P1 Bear Crawls up the church steps with P2 holding his legs. P1 continues over and down the Wheelchair Ramp. In the meantime P2 does American Hammers, switch. Two Rounds
2 minutes of Mary: WWII’s, Heels to Heaven, Kimchi Twist.
Mosey back to the Sidewalk on Windsor Way and Partner Up. P1 does 15 HRM’s, P2 does Gorilla Shuffle. Switch. Two Rounds.
Mosey back up to the Gazebo at Windsor and Cary. 20 Dips, 10 Derkins.
Mosey back to Cary and Commonwealth and complete 20 American Hammers.
Mosey back to the flag.
Announcements: Handshake Q at Dogpile on Saturday.
Prayer Requests: Bone Thugs parents both have Covid. His father is in poor health and has been to the ER twice.
NMS – not alot of Mumble Chatter today, given we were on the move the whole time. Glad to have been able to take the Q, especially since Bodos is in Texas and wasn’t able to turn on his Hype Machine. Backblast title comes from the fact Senor Frog requested an offsite mosey when we talked yesterday. YHC had already be considering it, but just like Carson Daly, YHC obliged the request.
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The 2024 (Not So) Frozen Triangle
At total of 45 guys by my count (let me know if I missed you in any COT) showed up today at at last one COT and many, 36 by my count, completed multiple legs or rucked/ran the entire time, and this included an FNG that did the entire CSAUP. Way to go men! That’s a great day.
Oyster took the Q at Dogpile and kicked off right with a good old COT and then an ascending incline merkin ladder up the Amphitheater. That took up all the time and I don’t think Heist actually got the Q. Sorry buddy. We know you were ready. COT #1
Off to Punisher we went by any transportation you wish. 3.67 miles by my watch with a little circling back for the 6. Refuel and kickoff beatdown #2.
Spit kicked us off with a lazy (merkin filled) triple check with balls to the wall and people’s chair, then we got two rounds of tunnel of love – man I wish we were on the lush fields of NoToll for those, but we were not. Then YHC took the reigns and we did a little COP, some Donkey Kicks and WWIIs at some trees and then some ab work. COT #2
Off to 45MOM – 2.93 miles by my watch. Refuel and kickoff beatdown #3
Yee Haw joined the party and brought some stretches – thank you. But then the brought a beast of a 4 corners starting with 10 burpees – OUCH. Yee Haw tossed it to Faceplant who brought the creative Rock Paper Scissors competition that resulted in burpees and planks and ultimately, Slipping Jimmy pulling one out for the good guys (#2s) against Wildcat. Personally, I think Wildcat just wanted the extra 20 burpees. Sorry Team 1. COT #3
Off to complete the triangle and return to Dogpile – 2.49 miles by my watch for a total (not including bootcamps) of 9.09 miles.
Our resident Forrest Gump (Big Rig) ran the entire time logging over 20 miles. Our Ruckers clocked in over 9 miles too. STRONG work everyone!
As I said in my earlier Slack post, lots of guys helped pull this off. Thanks to you all. Many of you have asked for my Venmo. It is @Goldman-MP. No obligation to send anything. If you want to – don’t send much. Anything is appreciated.
Thanks for coming out and for participating. Looking forward to next year or there is talk of maybe trying a Hot Triangle south of the border (SOJ) this summer…stay tuned.
No More Gumbo For You!
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Korean Krunches…
A 6-pack in numbers but not necessarily in abs, a number of geriatrics and post-adolescents arrived for a workout worthy of an assisted-living facility. Copious running, merkins, and ab-workouts were offered.
YHC is thankful for those who made it this morning and for F3 as a whole.
Saab abides
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The Frozen Teaser
7 SOJ stud-ruckers crushed the 8.6 mile Frozen Triangle course in just under 2.5 hours, keeping a 16min/mile pace. We enjoyed excellent conversation, some cramping calves, and only one stop for Broadway to drop a mighty deuce at MM Elementary causing the fire alarm to go off. 😆 Way to get after it fellas! GTE #47 is only 91 days away. Let’s GO! 🔥👊💪 ~DTH

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Some parking lots have buses.
9 men of F3, all enjoying the comforts of heated seats. Clock hits 5:29:50
Let’s Gooooooo!Warmarama: Long (SLOW) mosey down Grove to find another parking lot.
SSH, Helicopters, Arm Circles, DQ, Imperial Walkers, Jazzercise, Copperhead Squats, Merkins, LBC, Flutter Kicks, Heals to HeavenThe Thang:
Triple Check 1:
Run to the end of the parking lot and back.
Merkins
Squats
Triple Check 2:
Run and tag 3 buses (change the order each round)
Dips
Box Cutters4 Corners 1:
40 SSH
30 Monkey Humpers
20 Squats
10 Burpees
4 Corners 2:
10 Burpees
20 Squats
30 Monkey Humpers
40 SSHMosey back to Mary.
Curb Crawl
Bear Crawl to Curb, 1 Merkins, lunge back, 20 toe taps. Repeat until 5 MerkinsTriple Check 3:
Runner to the end and back
Donkey Kicks
Carolina Dry Docks5 minutes of Mary / Ring of Abs.
BTTF
Numberama: Namerama:
YHC Took us outAnnouncements: See Slack for:
Frozen Triangle
Grow Ruck
Healing Place 10k training
Breaking BreadThanks for letting me lead.
Oyster
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2AM Wake Up Call
A lucky 7 arrived amidst nearly identical conditions to the F3 mantra – 70 and sunny. YHC was up at 2AM for a work call so had ample to plan the workout – but didn’t. As will be obvious in this array of very familiar exercise options at 45MOM.
Mosey to front of school for COP – dead man’s hang, SSHs, Don Quixotes, Helicopters, Merkins and Flutters.
Mosey to Blacktop for a Triple Check – Balls to the Wall, LBCs and runner Karaoke’s to fence and back.
Mosey to big field – starting at one end of field, at each tree perform an exercise. Round 1 5 squats, Round 2 5 Merkins, Round 3 10 LBCs. This was once called 11s when we had 11 trees along Cary but with so many now cut down who knows what the right number is. YHC in his sleepy mode did not bother to count.
Mosey to monkey bars and circle up in an incline plank position. One of the PAX does 5 pullups while others are doing incline Merkins. 2 Rounds
Mosey to tennis courts for suicides. Round 1 – run to other side of first court and do 1 burpee, run back, run to far side of second court and do 2 burpees, run back, …until the fourth court. Round 2 – same suicides but with 5, 10, 15, 20 squats.
Mosey to the Pavilion and partner up. One partner does 10 Pole Smokers while the other does Lt Dans. We did 3 rounds and time was up.
Numberama, Namerama, announcements and YHC took us out. Appreciate being a part of this group – why else would I come out so early for a group workout after being up the previous 3-4 hours on a work call unless it was something rewarding and enjoyable. Enjoy in the summer weather in January!!