Tag: 45 Minutes of Mary

Mary Munford Elementary

  • Mean Girls, 45MOM edition

    YHC was hitting every red light as he made his way up Three Chopt and down monument on his way to meet his friends for a morning workout. YHC pulled up to the school at 5:29:30 excited to see all his friends. YHC opened the car door and could hear snickering from barely audible jokes. All YHC wanted to do was spread fitness joy.

    After a long 10 seconds YHC launched the workout heading up Wiletta to Kingscrest. We completed an extended and interrupted COP.

    YHC had to contented with a great deal of verbal resistance this morning. Therefore, YHC brought out Pencil Rolls, Burpess, HRMs, Parklot Tracers, etc.

    Hitch was picked up along to way, it was impressive that he found us.

    Announcements – Frozen Triangle

    Prayer Requests – non

    NMS – YHC was happy to sign up and build greater emotional resilience.

  • Its not that cold

    5 HIM made the decision to embrace the coldest temperatures of the year for an SOJ takeover. House Party was the next man up. Here’s what went down!

    Mosey to the blacktop for warmarama and disclosure. Exercises included SSH’s, Helicopters, Ukranian soldiers, Opus, WWII’s.

    Move a couple feet to the baseline of the BBall courts for suicides.

    Regular Suicides

    Lunge Walk Suicides’

    Bear crawl Suicides’

    Then 1 burpee

    1 burpee, 2 WWII’s,

    1 burpee 2 WWII’s ,3 hand release merkins,

    1 burpee, 2 WWII’s, 3 hand release merkins, 4 squats,

    1 burpee, 2 WWII’s, 3 hand release merkins, 4 squats, 5 SSH

    Mosey to the soccer field for 4 corners

    25 hand release merkins, 50 WWII’s, 75 SSH’s, 100 monkey humpers

    Mosey to the pavilion for a 5 man triple check

    Runner runs to picnic table, exercises are step ups, dips, flutter kicks, merkins

    Finish up with about a min of LBC’s

    Names, Numbers, YHC took us out.

    It was a great morning and I was glad to post with guys I don’t normally get to post with. It was cold but we managed to stay warm.

    Prayers for all F3 brothers experiencing illness and those doing missionary work.

    Thanks for letting me lead today Fellas,

    House Party

  • Seven for Seven!

    A lucky seven (sans Handshake despite his vow to be there) met on a frigid morning for a beatdown. We ventured out at 5:29 because we could barely stand it to sit around in the cold for another minute. Here’s what happened:

    COP: beginning with DQs, Saab was not pleased. Various regulars here.

    Seven of Diamonds: Running and stopping at each of the 4 corners of the blacktop, perform the following: Round 1: 7  squats // Round 2: 14 Merkins // . Round 3: 21 LBCs // Round 4: 28 2x Mtn Climbers // Round 5: 21 2x Flutter kicks // Round 6: 14 Carolina Dry Docks // Round 7: 7 Burpees. 28 Burpees done, only 73 to go ! #maba

    11s in the Pavilion. start with 10 pole smokers, bear crawl to other Side of the pavilion, 1 Jump Squat on the pole. And so forth

    Choose your adventure: at this point, there were 10 minutes remaining. Those participating in #maba could commence burpees, those not participating did rounds of dips and merkins. UPCHUCK- NO ONE WAS FORCED TO DO MABA FYI

    COT: Namerama, YHC took us out.

    NMS: Great morning of frigid air, warm conversation and lots of mockery. Well done crew! SYITG

  • Frozen Triangle 2025

    Frozen Triangle 2025


    Who: All Pax

    What: An epic CSAUP involving running or rucking to various AOs, stopping for a brief bootcamp at each AO.

    When: February 8, 2025 (day before superbowl). Beginning at 6 a.m. Wrapping up around 9 a.m.

    Where: Route begins at Dog Pile ==> Lynwood Elementary ==> Mary Munford ==> Dog Pile. Here is the route: https://tinyurl.com/2025-Frozen-Triangle-Route

    Why: It is a CSAUP. You get to burn a bunch of calories prior to superbowl. Be a HIM. Wave around the American Flag. To quote one of the greatest HIMs, “Transformation does not happen in the comfortable middle. Transformation happens at the hard edges. ”

    What’s next, how can I help?

    1. We need people to Q at Dog Pile, Punisher, and Mary. I have reached out a few via DM (check your messages).
    2. DTH to lead rucking group. Thank you.
    3. Need a team to lead provisions: I wanted to try something new for snacks/drinks this year. My idea being we could have a few guys drive an suv/van loaded snacks/drinks (I will provide) that meets the runners/ruckers at each destination. 
      This group would basically “setup” before arrival. If they want, participate in the AO beatdown. Then load up the supplies and move on to next AO waiting for people to arrive again. I think this would be a better approach because we won’t have to preposition vehicles or snacks. 
    4. Would you be interested in helping or participating? Let’s go!!
  • It’s This, or MABA

    Nine rational, analytical, thinking men challenged themselves to improve in a non-compulsory, burpee-free fashion. Temperatures hovered at 70 and sunny. According to the lone computer worker taking a ten person table at Starbucks’s, the following might have happened.

    Mosey to the basketball courts for the COP.

    SSHs – 4 count x50
    Dead Man Hang
    Fudd’s Wife
    Left leg high, right leg high, right leg + left hand, left leg + right hand, Wilson’s wife, pigeon right, pigeon left
    Roll over for Freddie Mercury
    Flutter kicks
    Inverted Scorpion kicks

    Mosey to the school wall for a triple check.
    Partner 1: run to the fence, Bernie Sanders back x2
    Partner 2: fire hydrants
    Partner 3: V-ups

    Kudos to Circle K (not present) for the exercises.

    Mosey to the picnic tables for Elevens. YHC likes to provide options, so here goes. PAX choice – elevens of pick-your-choice merkins and WWIIs, or 100 burpees, for those who want to Make America Burpee Again (advice to Qs – if there is a monthly challenge that you want to do, then do that challenge, but little sense in making someone else do your challenge). FWIW, 3 men, one injured, chose the challenge…and did 50 burpees. 6 did Elevens.

    Mosey to the parking lot. Line up along the first parking space for 1-2-3’s. Gracias to Senor Frog (not pictured). Pick 3 exercises for the first parking space. Do 1 rep of 1, 2 reps of the second, and 3 reps of the third. Move to the second parking space by a method of your choice. Pick 3 DIFFERENT exercises (no repeats). Continue to the third, fourth, fifth parking spaces, and so forth. The PAX covered about 10 parking spaces.

    Numbers, names, and Lockjaw took the cold call to take us out.

    NMS: Nice to have Pull Out at Mary today. Great to see an old face again. In other news, 52 was enough to take the War Daddy title at Mary today. Has to be the youngest War Daddy at Mary for a while…YHC guesses maybe the youngest WD title for the year. Only 51 Mary’s to go…

    Announcements: VMI grad and solid, long-term PAX member Fudd has the Q at The Bridge on January 25. Jump in the Clown Car with him and head out to help some men grow and get their lives on track.

    Also, not mentioned, but at least one of the guys who graduated last month has a job maintaining equipment at a golf course. Let’s support these guys on their journey.

    Breaking Bread is the last weekend of each month. For those guys who are new-ish, Breaking Bread has been F3RVA’s unofficial, but somewhat official, volunteer activity for roughly 9 years. This is part of our DNA in the community. Over the years, a different PAX member has taken the lead recruiting PAX members to attend (Hardywood, Lab Rat, YHC, and now Oyster have all taken turn owning this over the years). Simple process: PAX member signs up on the Q sheet, then the PAX member(s) make dinner for the guests, usually 8-12 people, at the Southside Medical Respite Clinic. It’s great to stick around, meet a few people, maybe play a board game, watch some TV, or just chat with the guests. This is a super way to have your family help out in the community. Oyster leads our efforts these days. We do this 2x per month, always the fourth weekend, and, if everyone takes a turn, we have a few years of Qs ready to go! Sign up on the Q sheet!

  • Thanksgiving

    A bunch of PAX showed up for the 2024 edition of Thanksgiving. Temperatures were 70 and sunny. According to TYA, the following might have happened.

    From memory…

    …COP…pacing…SSHs…pacing…mumbling about Massachusetts…pacing…mumbling about Berkeley Plantation…some questioning of an unsuspecting PAX member (maybe Fudd?)…pacing…I can’t hear him…can you hear him?…pacing…guys wondering if anyone can hear him…WWIIs…pacing…mumbling…some discussion of rain…pacing…TYA’s got a really big parka…pacing…Pilgrims mentioned…say what you are thankful for…pacing…modern medicine…pacing…saved Kay, which is awesome…pacing…pacing…is that his real skin color?…pacing…he should get that checked…pacing…he has…pacing…doctor says that’s “natural”…pacing…merkins…pacing…let’s mosey…

    …back and forth to the picnic tables…elevens…watch for the sticks…pacing…parka…darkness…rain…pacing…

    …black top…triple check…pacing…Massachusetts…pacing…Virginia only held for one year…pacing…maybe 2 years…pacing…Massachusetts…Swirly’s getting anxious…pacing…did you know the Bruins won the Cup in 1623?…pacing…really? No way…Swirly ready to start running…pacing…as true as anything else said today…pacing…parka…pacing…rain…pacing…Swirly/anxious…pacing…more questions for Fudd…pacing…let’s start the triple check already…pacing…three things are…pacing…balls to the wall, WWIIs…run to the fence…pacing…Bernie Sanders back…pacing…ok, boys…pacing…let’s go…

    …mosey BTTVSF…No Idea who took us out (different guy)…pacing…

    Net outcome…Berkeley first, TYA pacing, upset that Massachusetts second,…real Thanksgiving started with Lincoln (yep, that Lincoln).

    NMS: TYA paces as fast with a parka as he does without a parka. And, he’s super thankful for Kay and modern medicine. Amen.

    Announcements (prospective, as of November): The Bridge on Saturday, November 30th (sets the record for F3RVA attendance!!!).

  • New Year’s Resolutions

    Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring…not even Fudd…until his alarm went off at 5:04am and he checked the Q sheet to see which AO he’d hit that day. When what to his wondering eyes did appear, but YHC’s name on the Q sheet for 45MOM, and something about a Christmas Eve special…..

    YHC arrived to secure the AO and 7 other intrepid souls joined him, including an FNG, to see what special Christmas workout was in store. YHC admitted to not remembering putting his name on the Q sheet, and no explanation could be had for the “Christmas Eve” reference. Regardless, 5:30 arrived and we were off….

    COP: SSHs, DQ’s, Helicopters, Susanne Summers, a few Mary exercises, some stretching, etc.

    Mosey to the SW side of the school and bear crawl to the NW corner, counting all of the window Christmas lights. Official total was 55.

    Mosey to the picknick tables and do 25 reps of step up, on, and down the other side. Mosey to the NW edge of the block for 4 corners around the block…..10 burpees, 20 merkins, 30 monkey humpers, 40 LBC’s. Rinse and repeat.

    Mosey to the front of the school for some Mary. Back to the flag for Numberama, Namerama, YHC took us out.

    NMS:

    As we approach the dawning of a new year, the time seemed apprapo to contemplate some actions that YHC may not want to repeat in 2025. Let’s start with signing up to Q while intoxicated……it’s not a good idea. You probably won’t remember doing it and if you don’t check it often you might miss it all together. Or you might catch it in the nick of time like YHC. Despite the brain fog, the PAX performed admirably today. Hitch crushed the block wide 4 corners, practically begging for a round 2 until YHC relented. FNG Folgers posted with a pink coffee cup, hence his name. He spilled all the coffee after the workout, thereby christening the AO with his namesake. Coffeeteria at Libbie Market was great as always, and highlights from the Mumblechatter produced several other resolutions for YHC…..check your streaming subscriptions and cancel some. 2.0’s seem to be able to find any movie online for free, so as long as it’s not illegal, maybe that’s a viable alternative. YHC will also be partaking in dry January along with trying to lose some weight and Faceplant has some good tips on meal ideas for 2,000 calorie a day diets. Also, we have the MABA challenge for January that OBT put out there…..100 burpees a day for 31 days. YHC did this a few years ago in Denver and…..it sucked, as you might imagine. However, your body will thank you when swimsuit season comes around.

    Prayers for Salt Lick and his mortgage closing challenges.

    Thanks for letting me lead today fellas. It was a blast.

    Never stop chasing the wabbit!

    Fudd

  • A Tale of 39 Trees.

    Eight F3 soldiers started this Thursday with a grand nature tour of 45 MOM’s perimeter in great anticipation of the 2024 Christmas celebrations.

    Thank You Vandelay for confirming that Christmas is on Wednesday the 25th this year.

    1. Burpee.
    2. Mosey to Front right corner of school for disclaimer and warmup. We borrowed a Handshake, all inclusive, warm up of everyone doing 10 of their favorite exercises. All was good until Anthrax decided it was time to do 10 Burpees.
    3. Mosey to tree line. 2X2X2. Two Merkins, Two WW2, Two squats. “How Many Trees?” “Are you sure?” Final Answer 38 + the lost memorial tree near Bodos’s Jacob’s Ladder.
    4. Mosey to Jungle Gym arena. Inclined Merkins while everyone does 5 Pull Ups. Dips while everyone does 5 Pull Ups.
    5. Hitchhiker left at 6AM. He will need to do #6 as make up work to get full credit.
    6. Mosey to wall for Triple Check. People’s Chair, LBC, Timer runs.
    7. Mosey to Pavilion. 10 Pole Smokers, 10 Merkins, 10 WW2’s. X3.
    8. Mosey to Flag for a Mary of Merkins.

    Thank you for letting me lead you men this morning. I suspect it will be the high light of my whole day! I feel blessed to know each and every one of you!

    Announcements. Christmas is on the 25th says Vandelay. I did confirm he is correct.

    Prayer requests are a repeat of First Watch 12/18. Please see on Slack.

  • They came for the gumbo and only got a bagel

    Gumbo, be warned: if you miss another Q, Swirly may actually log in to Slack and make a fuss.

    7 gentleman plus 2 geriatric walkers gathered without Gumbo this morning, so YHC grabbed the Q at 0529. Off we went.

    COP on the Blacktop. standard fare. Mosey to the tree line.

    Chutes and Ladders: Run 2 trees, Bernie back 1, drop and do 5 reps of the called excercise. Round 1: Squats, Round 2: Merkins, Round 3: LBCs. Mosey to corner of school.

    Triple Check: P1: Wall sit, P2: dips, P3: run to pull up bar, 5 pull ups, run back. Mosey to Tennis courts.

    Dora: 100 Merkins, 200 2x American Hammers, audible called, mosey back to the flag.

    COP: end with 50 IC Pickle pounders.

    SMS: Welcome Mountain Man from Columbus, Ohio! Lots of debate about the proper way to conduct chutes and ladders. Lots of moaning and groaning during the Pickle Pounders. Great group, great way to start the day! SYITG

  • Papa Caliente y Viento Frio

    Five hombres guapos found their way to Mary for a hot potato Q. The slightly higher temp was counteracted by a very cold and strong wind, making this potato slightly less warm. All 5 of us managed to hold the potato, even for a couple of minutes. Here’s what happened:

    Bodos: COP on the black top, then 7 of diamonds: 7 rounds of 4 corner excercises in increments of 7. Rounds were: 7 jump squats / 14 merkins / 21 LBCs / 28 Squats / 21 Carolina dry docks / 14 2x flutter kicks / 7 Burpees. Potato passed to Swirly

    Swirly: 20 Dips, Sprint, 20 Incline Merkins, Sprint, 3 rounds of 5 Pull ups. Pass to Oyster

    Oyster: Bear crawl back and forth a few times. Broad jump burpees, other stuff I can’t remember

    Vandalay: Back to the chin up bar. 3 rounds of 5 pull ups + 3 rounds of 5 dips.

    Senor Frog: COP – merkins

    Namerama, YHC took us out.

    NMS: Vandalay shared about an FNG who reported that he wouldn’t come back to F3 because the Pax he was with were cheating on their form and not performing full proper squats. This made Swirly very upset and we had to console him and promise him we would never let this happen again. Our form was excellent this morning.

    SYITG.