Tag: Bermuda Triangle

A DOUBLE RESPECT PAX from NC and a Truck Driver entered the Dimension of the Bermuda Triangle. The Twilight Zone Host may have observed the following :

Warmarama : 20 SSH IC, 10 Don Q’s IC, 10 Cherry Pickers IC, 10 Ukrainian Soldiers IC, 10 Imperial Walkers IC

THE THANG :

Merkin Jax – Done in a 1:4 ratio : 1 merkin, 4 plank jax, 2 merkins, 8 plank jax, up to 5/20 and all the way back down 

Mosey to Football Field

Quarter Pounder – Sprint 25 yards and Do 25 merkins, Bernie Sanders back to start. Sprint 50 yards and do 50 squats, Bernie back to start. Sprint 75 yards and do 75 DOUBLE COUNT Mountain Climbers, Bernie back to start. Sprint 100 yards and do 100 SSH, Bernie back to start.

4 Corners using Football Field : Exercises were 10 Burpees, 20 HRM’s, 30 Starfish Crunches DOUBLE COUNT, 40 WWII’s

Mosey to wooden poles by our cars

Chaplain’s Indigenous Pole Smokers : PAX in back does 5 merkins then runs to the front while other PAX do Pole Smokers. Repeato until all PAX have passed the light post pole.

Mosey to Basketball Court

Broad Jumps longways across the full length of the court and Repeato back (Make sure form is stellar with deep squats and long jumps)

COP : 30 Freddie Mercuries IC, 30 LBC’s IC

Mosey BTTF

Squat Jump Holds (do Squat Jumps counting down from 10 to 1 then hold Al Gore in helix counting down from 10 to 1. Repeato with 9 seconds, 8 seconds etc down to 1 seconds. We finished the 6 second round then time expired.)

DONE

Numbers, Names, YHC took us out in prayer

Prayer Requests : Big Rig’s mom having back surgery this Thursday and he’s traveling out there ; Posh’s M is traveling to Texas to be with her Dad who is in very poor health ; Safe Travels for Rap Sheet traveling back to NC this Thursday ; Healing for Florence’s youngest 2.0 who continues to deal with Mono since last Friday

NMMS : Really great surprise to have Big Rig and a DR PAX join us this morning. Big Rig’s office is in Chester and said he was going to hit up the shower at Am Fam Chester location then jet into work. Rap Sheet said he’ll be coming back and forth between Chester and NC every month so he plans to post with us again. It’s incredible and really encouraging how great of shape that he’s in at 60+ years old. My abs hurt!

6 strong with me being a first time Q.
COP: moseyed to the basketball courts

side straddle hops, Ukrainian soldiers, Cherry pickers, Don Quixote’s (by accident, confusing them for imperial walkers), imperial walkers, Merkins, super Mario jumps, Bernie Sanders, karaoke

Mosey to Football Field

starting from the endzone

25 yd run, 20 WW2 run back 10 jump squats

50 yd run, 30 flutter kicks run back 10 jump squats

75 yd run, 40 LBCs run back 10 jump squats

100 yd run, 50 imperial soldier

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starting from endzone, indigenous line doing American hammers. The six does lunges to the front. Continued for 50 yd

25 yd bear crawl

25 yd crap walk

40 yard sprint 10 burpees x4

Lap around football field w/ 20 tri-cep dips

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mosey back to the parking lot

20 monkey humpers

triple check (compliments of Chaplin)

hand release murkins

Heels to heaven

run to gazebo (25 yd)

Ring of fire (compliments of Doozy)

Ab work out of our choice w/ pax on six 2 inches high.

It felt good Q’ng for the first time, but I got through it with the support of those around me, adding workouts when my workout didn’t quite make it to the end. I appreciate the suggestions for the next time I Q.

6 strong, including an FNG, at the latest edition of the Bermuda Triangle. Here is a brief summary for your viewing pleasure.

Mosey to the school basketball court for Warmarama:
SSH’s, Ukranian Soldiers, Bruce Lee Punches, Apple Bottom Poppers, Shoulder Taps, Alabama Prom Dates, LBC’s
AND Mario Jumps, Bernie Sanders, Karoake (x 2), Lunge Walk, Appalachian Lunge Walk all across the court.

Back to the park for Exercise One:

Indigenous People’s Pole Smokers: PAX do Pole Smokers, Man in the back breaks off and does 5 Merkins, then runs to the front. Worked our way to the parking lot.

Exercise Two: Man Harmers – 10 SSH’s, Forward Straddle Hops across parking lot, 20 SSH’s, repeat pattern up to 70

To the Football field for Exercise Three:
Bear Crawl to the 50, then crab walk to the End Zone. On the return, Lt. Dans and Broad Jumps.

Exercise Four: Triple Check. Run length of football field and back, Hand Release Merkins, Jump Squats

Back to the flag for one minute of Monkey Humpers.

Numbers/Names/Announcements

YHC took us out

Final thoughts. It was great welcoming Flyhalf to the group. Flyhalf is a Rugby player. His position: Flyhalf. That’s how we do it ’round these parts. I enjoyed posting at Bermuda Triangle for the first time – great AO with lots of areas to work in. Excited to see this thing grow and serve the Chester area.

COP: Side straddle hops, Don Quixotes , Freddie Mercury’s ,10 Merkins to warm up to a very cold morning!

Mosey on to the Baseball field
To introduce our new AO THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE so we had to start with a “BEARMUDA TRIANGLE” ~3 markers ~3Oyds apart in shape of a triangle. Pax performs one burpee at first
marker and bear crawls to 2nd marker, 2
burpees and bear crawl to 3rd marker, 3
burpees and bear crawl back to 1st marker.
Rinse and Repeat x 3. Named Bearmuda
Triangle as it has been known to
mysteriously lose some pax along the way

Indian Run to the football field & complete 2 Laps

100 yard field marked at 20 yard
increments. Perform 10 Merkins, 1 Burpee
(11’s) at the 20, sprint the remaining 90
yards. Recover jog back to the 40. Perform
9 Merkins, 2 Burpees, sprint the remaining
80 yards, recover jog to the 60. Repeat until
all 100 yards and 11’s have been
completed. Then repeat back to the beginning. Plank/core exercise until
remaining PAX complete

Pax Ran three laps around the perimeter of the football field, Plank for the six

On to the bleachers, 20 dip, 20 LBC, 20 incline merkins, Count down to plank position

Hot potatoed to Florence which finished off with 4 corners on the football field:
• 25 merkins
• 25 jump squats
• 2 count flutter kicks
• 25 side straddle hops

COT. Numberama, Namerama, E.F Hutton took us out

Great start to the new AO in Chester, looking forward to continuing the expansion with the help Shank. Thanks to Florence & Doozy for promoting it all.