44 HIMs from near and far converged on one of RVA’s OG AOs for this year’s Labor Day Gathering. With many PAX jumping into the gloom of an unfamiliar AO, YHC brought in some experts of the craft to show everyone what this corner of the city has to offer.
YHC arrived at 0615 only to shortly find Pigskin and House Party looking for a way in around the locked gates. Despite YHC’s best efforts to secure the AO ahead of time (a call was placed last week to confirm), RVA Parks & Rec’s finest slept in. Fortunately, our “hero” showed up at 0645 to allow the PAX park within spittin’ distance of the shelter.
Top of the hour hit and the PAX forged over to Stone House Field.
COT
Welcome to Batteau, disclaimer, warm up with ascending burpee intervals:
- SSHs (1 burpee)
- DQs (2 burpees)
- Imperial Walkers (3 burpees)
- LBCs (4 burpees)
Some broga, then split into 4 groups for stations (written in the order PAX rotated through with YHC):
Wojo led — Mosey to Stone House Circle for a classic, completely plain Dora:
- 100 Merkins
- 200 LBCs
- 300 Monkey Humpers
- Pace car bear crawls (or walking lunges) to the stone beacon, mosey back NASCAR-style
Mosey to the pickleball courts.
Faceplant led — Popsicle Stick Scramble: one minute to explain the rules, then PAX paired up (encouraged to partner with someone new or from a different home AO) for nine one-minute rounds. One partner worked the called exercise while the other ran out, dropped a burpee, grabbed a stick, and returned — then switched. After three minutes, stealing opened up: 6 burpees bought you a stick off another team. Most sticks won — top team walked away with 11!
Mosey to the endless steps
Machismo led (will update later) — YHC only knows the whereabouts of Machismo’s station as “the stairs gauntlet and the gazebo.” Descriptions of “AWOL” have been thrown around.
Mosey to the playground/roaming Mudslide station
Mudslide led — working both the hills and the courts:
- Triple check: hand-released merkins, jump squats, run uphill
- Flutter kicks, Freddie Mercuries, run up and back
- 10 Lieutenant Dans, 25 tricep dips, 50 mountain climbers, 100 SSHs
A final plank hold closed it out — ran out of time before a planned 4 corners on the tennis courts.
BTTF with Faceplant leading the six: reverse crunches, flutters, and a dead man hang until time.
Numberama, Namerama, YHC took us out.
Prayers lifted for Speakeasy on his battle, Hitchhiker on the loss of his father, and Pin Prick, and others unnamed. Lift them up as they lean into understanding.
Announcements
- 9/11 Ruck at the Alamo, 8pm — see Slack or Crabgrass for details
- IronPAX Challenge this Month at Timberwolf….. on Wednesdays!
- 2nd Tuesday, 2nd F: Lunch tomorrow (9/8) at Joey’s Hotdogs in Innsbrook — High Noon
A note on convergences
Getting 44 HIMs to circle the wagons, PAX driving in from other AOs, everybody showing up ready to suffer together on a holiday morning. That doesn’t happen by accident. Thank you to fellow Qs Faceplant, Mudslide, and Machismo for bringing the thunder, to those who brought beverages and snacks, and to every HIM who rolled out of bed for this one instead of fartsacking. This is why we convergence. Hope y’all enjoyed this taste of one of the OG F3RVA AOs.
And a special shoutout to YHC’s M, who this morning put YHC on a timer…. forcing YHC to be F3’s version of a first out Q. YHC showed up swimming pool soaked at re+forme in the Fan to scoop up the 2.0…. no coffee welcome and several odd looks from the tomatoes in her Pilates class. Guess Somebody had to circle the wagons while they found their centers.
Thank for letting me lead, y’all. SYITG.

