Shakedown is the new Swirly

Fifteen came out to WDOG, 14 would finish and all were left to wonder on the way to the COP “where is Swirly”

COP –ย  SSH, Don Qs, Merkins, Flutterkicks, Scorpion Kicks. Head to Rusty Cage

Partner Up- 60 Burp-ups and 100 Dips while 1 man ran up towards Carillon and back.

Head to Bermuda Triangle. First time 20 Heels2Heaven, 30 WWII situps, 40 Flutterkicks. Next round increase by 10. Head over to Amphitheater for Box Jump Escalator. Audible called around step 11-12. Back to flag for some Mary then close with RoF. BT, after some cajoling, took us out.

NMS – The PAX were treated to an unusual sign upon entering the AO. A Toyota 4Runner was in Big Blue’s spot with no Swirly to be found. It seems our buddy is getting his oil checked today so no WDOG for him, good luck.

We started with an FNG, via Mr Holland, but the initial Burp-Ups were too much. Hope to see him back out soon, maybe come back for a TYA Q to ease you in to the difficulty of the Gloom.

Apparently YHC is the only one who likes Scorpion Kicks. Burp-Ups took some time and Dips continue their comeback as a fan favorite. The Bermuda Triangle burned up theabs, but not for Hardywood. He can do WWII situps faster than YHC can do LBCs.

Lastly after the beatdown Vinny shared he is down 20 Lbs in the 7 weeks since he started posting. Amazing stuff and a testament not only to F3 but also to what you can do when you fully commit to bettering yourself. Can’t wait to see how much strong you get brother.

Announcements – Slurpee has breaking bread this Sunday and could use 1 more Pax.

Silent Assassin signing off.

 

Comments

27 responses to “Shakedown is the new Swirly”

  1. Circle K Avatar
    Circle K

    HD, you lived up to the Silent Assasin moniker this morning. That dang triangle is a real smoker

  2. Kubota Avatar
    Kubota

    Good Q, Honeydo! I guess Swirly is showing the doctor what the proper Monkey Humper form is…

  3. Marcel Marceau Avatar
    Marcel Marceau

    Just when I think I was starting to know all the exercises – you breakout the Burp-ups? Those things are nasty. Good Q HD. Good working out with you all this morning.

  4. Hardywood Avatar
    Hardywood

    Doctor: So Mr. Hardy, charts look great. What have you been doing to take care of yourself?
    Swirly: I’ve been pounding out merkins.
    Doctor: Mr. Hardy, do know what a merkin is?
    Swirly: Yes sir I do. I’d love to show you mine. What are you doing on Saturday morning?
    Doctor: Nurse, call security.
    Swirly: Sounds great. Bring them too. We’ll have enough for partner carries.

  5. Big Tennessee Avatar
    Big Tennessee

    I feel a little sorry for that doc this morning. I imagine “Surly” was a more fitting moniker for the captain of Big Blue. Good Q, HoneyDo, and thanks for the audible on the box jumps. Another step or two and I may have lost both shins. Keep doing what you’re doing, Vinny. Love it!

  6. Vinny Avatar
    Vinny

    Keep throwing burp-ups at me and 20 lbs will be just the tip of the iceberg. Do bear crawls ever get any easier? Great Q, HD.

  7. Kubota Avatar
    Kubota

    Great job, Vinny! I must not be normal for I have gained 10 pounds since I started. I like to tell my wife that itโ€™s 10 pounds of muscle?, but she just laughs and walks away.

  8. Swirly (F3 Corporate) Avatar
    Swirly (F3 Corporate)

    Missed being there boys – Shakedown freaken parked in my spot – dude seriously …..
    Looks like a solid beatdown Honeydo!
    Made it through the Dr. Apt with flying colors – and yes I did try and EH the doc .. Told him I missed a workout to be there so was wondering if I could use his desk to do some dips while I waited for them to take my blood – what – figured that’s better than standing around with a thumb up my ass – already had that no need for repeat ๐Ÿ™‚
    Wed night hill run tonight – come on out !

  9. Honey Do Avatar
    Honey Do

    Shakedown says it ain’t your spot, just whoever gets their first. His words, not mine.

  10. Vinny Avatar
    Vinny

    Thanks Kubota. Muscle, no doubt. ๐Ÿ™‚ These workouts are beasts. Love ’em.

  11. Swirly (F3 Corporate) Avatar
    Swirly (F3 Corporate)

    Yea well we will see about that !

  12. Lab Rat Avatar
    Lab Rat

    Another notch on the buttplate, eh?

  13. Lab Rat Avatar
    Lab Rat

    2.5 years in and I still hate those things. They are only made easier when you GET to do them instead of crab walks.

  14. Lab Rat Avatar
    Lab Rat

    Next excersize is called “race to Mary”, OYO. Ready position, BEGIN!

  15. Slurpee Avatar
    Slurpee

    Solid beat down Honey Do, I have learned this week that you are a Bear Crawling machine, nice work man!

    Shakedown, might be a good idea to check over your shoulder today brother….

    Have a good one boys!

  16. Kubota Avatar
    Kubota

    If Shakedown is in the last spot on the front row of the teacherโ€˜s lot tomorrow morning, then I am turning around and going home!

  17. Shakedown Avatar

    Awesome Vinny! well done man. keep it up

  18. Shakedown Avatar

    Hahaha, I said no such thing Swirly. I guess I’m on probation now but I hear that you have to offer me F3 Etiquette/Protocol counseling first before you can legally dismiss me, right? And to think, I my file has been pretty empty till now…

    Here’s what really went down in case you were wondering… I’m dumber than I look and especially so before getting my blood moving. I arrived first – weird, where is Swirly, hope he’s ok. Alright now, where to park? I don’t ussually get here first so I guess I will park by this light pole – seems safe… ten minutes later I have TYA telling me what I’ve done – somebody told me it was a bold move, I am a bold dude but that would only apply if I did it on purpose… TYA tells me that only a couple of guys get assigned spots in F3, Swirly and… well just Swirly. Won’t happen again Amigo – don’t hurt me too bad ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Hope everything went well this morning. I’m going in Friday morning myself so I start fasting tomorrow. Maybe by Saturday (when I don’t park in your spot) all will be forgiven.

  19. Shakedown Avatar

    I love Burp ups Honeydo – and scorpions, but as we just established I’m not the smartest hammer in the wet bag.

    Great work this morning boys. If I’m allowed back I’ll see y’all Saturday.

  20. Sippy Cup Avatar
    Sippy Cup

    Thanks for bringing back the burp-ups–they are intense. My abs were hurting at the end. Those last 15 V-ups were not fun! And please add me to the Pax list.

  21. Lab Rat Avatar
    Lab Rat

    Dude, don’t even kid about not coming back after pissing off Swirly…that would leave all his frustrations pointed directly at me! With Swirly, you gotta keep his head on a swivel and not let him engage the laser beam. That’s when your toast!

  22. Honey Do Avatar
    Honey Do

    Sorry Sippy, fixed. #Bigdata.

  23. Swirly (F3 Corporate) Avatar
    Swirly (F3 Corporate)

    Your good buddy,I understand just don’t let it happen again ๐Ÿ™‚ – love having Shakedown on the team ! Your file is clean as a whistle bro. Yes it went well – thanks for asking. Hope you Apt goes well too..
    See ya in the gloom..

  24. Swirly (F3 Corporate) Avatar
    Swirly (F3 Corporate)

    Damn that’s well said Labrat

  25. Shakedown Avatar

    Right on – glad it went well. See ya at Dogpile…

  26. Lab Rat Avatar
    Lab Rat

    ….said no one ever.

  27. Gomer Pyle Avatar
    Gomer Pyle

    Great to see you all again. Honeydo Q’s never disappoint.

    Thats awesome news Vinny! Keep it up.

    A day without a Swirly is like a day without the Sun – Seneca