2nd Annual Timberwolf Hollow Open

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If I mess up, we all mess up. Luckily for the 8 HIMs who came out in the gloom – with McRib literally emerging from the gloom, YHC doesn’t make mistakes!

Borrowing a Q idea from Doozy, we had the 2nd Annual Disc Open at Timberwolf Hollow!

Mosey around the bus loop and settled in at the corner of the lot where we could get up close and personal with each other for some solid stretching. Traditions were thrown to the side and no SSHs were done, instead a curtailed list of high-intensity stretches were performed to get us ready for the event. Middle School arm stretches, overhead stretches, jazzercise, helicopters, ukrainian soldiers, merkins, roscoe’s mom.

The Main Event

Rules are simple. At the beginning of each hole, we rotate which HIM calls out an exercise x10 and picks an object to be “the hole”.

  1. Perform exercise x10
  2. Throw first shot, run to disc, do 1 merkin
  3. Throw second shot, run to disc, do 2 merkins, etc
  4. Once hole is hit, do a burpee for each stroke
  5. BONUS – if you catch a HIMs disc, they do 10 burpees, if you attempt and fail, you do 10 burpees

All in all we played 12 competitive holes, some in well lit areas, some not so well lit! YHC’s scorecard showed 120 random exercises, 122 merkins, 56 burpees, and 1.35 miles – not bad for a Thursday morning! The PAX learned a few things along the way:

  1. If frisbee golf was a profitable sport, Rudy Scheffler would be raking in the dough! He was playing by himself most holes while the rest of us were getting honked at by Karen.
  2. Don’t get in Karen’s way. She wants to get to school first to get the best parking spot, a group of grown men playing games will not get in her way.
  3. Bring a flashlight.
  4. Skip shots are the way to go if you can’t Bend-It-Like-Rudy

Great time was had by all, no one got taken out by a flying disc, and we recovered the two lost along the way. Thanks for the fun today everyone, low-key really good workout.

Announcement – 10 year events next weekend / Heist leading the Bridge / New AO’s, check them out / VQ week in November

Prayer Requests – Pray for the Babin’s as they travel across country this weekend. Prayers for the Demay’s and their son. Prayers for the Yoakam’s, a friend of YHC who passed away this week after a 3 year battle with a very rare Colon Cancer.

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