11 HIMs kicked off Rosh Hashanah with a bang. YHC looked at his watch and saw it was 5:29:55 which meant two things – Tzatziki was pulling in the parking lot, and it was time to mosey. Indigenous run with 5 squats, did one lap around the track. Hermey thought it was Wednesday and he had mistakenly showed up to Miles of Truth. YHC put him at ease and let him know it would all be over soon. Headed to the other side of the school in the bus loop and arrived at the main event. Quick warm up to get the shoulders going.
The main event – Cornhole!
First half was the Individual Event of 1-v-1 cornhole, the second half was a Team Event of 6-v-5. A lucky PAX member would roll a dice twice, first roll decides the workout, second roll decides the scoring. PAX went with the Luck-of-the-Irish and had Rudy roll. Here were the options:
Workouts
1) Winners run to bball court and back, losers run around the school
2) Winners 25 merkins, losers 25 merkins with a band
3) Winners 20 squats, losers 20 squat thrusters
4) Winners 100 single count toe taps, losers 100 double count toe taps
5) Winners 10 8-count Shazams, losers 20 8-count Shazams
6) Winners run to bball court and back, losers run around the school
Scoring Methods
1) one bag toss only, closest to hole wins
2) three bag tosses, most points wins
3) three bag tosses, most in the hole wins
4) two bag tosses, most points wins
5) Long distance. Take 5 steps back, most points wins
6) three tosses bag furthest away from hole but on the board wins
We squeezed in several individual events and two rounds of team events. Swoop’s Eagles-branded cornhole boards were often blamed for poor performance, but YHC witnessed a lot of tosses that looked like a Hurts pass over the middle…
Punishments were evenly distributed, the PAX was glad to not have any rain today, and fun was had by all.
Announcements – VQ Week, Daddy-Daughter Dance, Father-Son Camping, The Bridge – check Slack for details
Prayer requests – Boberry’s brother and everyone else impacted by the hurricane, State Farm and his wife as they get ready to move to Pennsylvania, the students, parents, and faculty of Tomahawk Creek Middle School.
Next week at Timberwolf is Rudy’s rendition of Thursday Morning Lights, see you all there!