The weather is warmer, the sun is shining a little brighter in the morning which means only one thing – it’s ULTIMATE time. Swoop and Rudy co-lead the event but both have failed to sit down and record it for the pantheons of history to remember. No worries, iron sharpens iron – Crabby is here to pinch-hit. For those not familiar, Drunk History understands the passage of time often has a way of rewriting history. After Nancy’s cinder block-big rock beatdown, the details of yesterday are a bit fuzzy…
Team 1 – Wildcat, Rudy, Fandango, Warby, Cookie, Mudslide, Flyboy
Team 2 – Crabgrass, Tzatziki, Swoop, Matlock, Woodsman, Heist, Bobsled
It should be said, Team 2 DOMINATED out the gates. For how long they dominated is up for debate.
Low lights for Team 1:
– Warby dropped the disc on goal line *FUMMBBBLLLEEEEEEE* and was sad when a turnover was called
– Quiet game for Fandango, when Rudy is on his team and he can’t poke fun of him, he’s at a loss for words. 2 kickoffs out of bounds has me questioning things. TB12 fell off at 45 too
– Rudy did not wear his VCU jersey which is good since it would’ve gotten grass stains on it. 2 critical drops today.
– Flyboy literally had low lights since he failed to get the field lights turned on
– Mudslide couldn’t outrun Swoop this time #csaup
– Wildcat was the beacon of light for this team today
– Cookie carried the team, I think because of high energy levels from hibernation and hitting the weight room
High lights for Team 2:
– Woodsman dominated the middle of the field, dude was everywhere!
– Matlock took “tomahawk” quite literally, adjusting his throwing style to that of an axe throw, catching both the defense and his teammates off-guard
– Bobsled – FNG from Green Mile showing up big this week and off to Honduras for a missions trip next week, guy is big time and glad to have him out there
– Tzatziki we had a plan where he would take off and I’d hit him with a bomb down the sideline. It’s ready for when we need it
– Swoop overcame his spin cycle demons and was making some great grabs out there.
– Heist increased his catch rate by 150% from last time. Early contender for Comeback Player of the Year
– Crabgrass is here to set the tone out there. We’re gonna go inside, we’re gonna go outside, inside and outside…
We ran 2.30 miles while having a great time. Good to be out there having fun today, we are all looking forward to a fun-filled summer!
Speaaaaaaaaaaaking of which – We will be doing an official F3 “Boys of Summer” competition at Timberwolf this summer, May 29th through August 28th. Details to come, but come out, compete, and win points and you may walk away with the Timberwolf 2025 Champion trophy!
