#496 – Hooked a Ranger and Spilled Merlot

Seven studs posted to Bon Iron for a high rep welcome party for local FNG “Ranger” brought out by his DR brother Hooker. DTH was deeply honored for his 496th Q by Trojan spilling merlot at our COT. Here’s how that happened:

The THANG: 

SLAUGHTER START: 

  • Welcome & Disclaimer
  • Hit PLAY on “Jump” by Van Halen
  • PAX complete x46 Jump Squats
  • Mosey to the end of the parking lot

NOT WARM YET? 

  • x50 Don Qioxotes OYO
  • Mosey to the other end of the field

COP #3 of 10:

  • Plank it up and hold it
  • REVIEW F3 MISSION, CREDO, & 5CP’s
  • x50 Groiners OYO
  • Mosey down to the handicap ramp

COP #4/10

  • x50 Pole Smokers
  • Mosey to the back lot

COP #5/10

  • x50 Polar Bears (bear crawl x5 paces followed by one merkin, repeated x50)
  • Mosey to the back corner of the school property 

COP #6/10

  • x50 Nancy Kerrigans IC (x25 ea side)
  • Mosey along the back side of the school to a patch of green

COP #7/10

  • x50 Flutters IC
  • Bernie around the back to a brick wall

COP #8/10

  • x50 Donkey Kicks OYO
  • Mosey over to another parking lot

COP #9/10

  • x50 Lunges – single count…
  • Run down the side lot, FAKE OUT, run back to Lunge the other single count x50
  • Mosey over to another brick wall

COP #10/10

  • x50 Hoedowns IC (shake-it-break half way)
  • Mosey up to to the large field

BONUS COP = SPRINTS

  • x50% run across field
  • x100% sprint return
  • Cool down run across and BTTF

COT:

  • Counterama # 7
  • Namerama (welcome RANGER)
  • Announcerama (see Below)
  • BOM Prayer (Giovanna’s safe delivery, DTH missions trip, safe travels for Hooker)

NMS:  What a burner! 🔥 TClaps to Trojan for outpacing YHC in the Sprint – your victory merlot at COT was a great honor – thank you! And welcome to RANGER who did a great job hanging with a high rep beatdown. Thank you HOOKER for bringing him out! Bon Iron continues to grow! Keep posting gentlemen. Yours AYE! ~DTH

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