Bad History

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Monday morning at the Deep was filled with history lessons from Gomer and Pigskin. They forgot to mention, or intentionally misled the group, by not discussing the following:

  1. The Portuguese, during their venture to the Americas in the early 16th century, did not walk around the bus circle doing ten Merkins and twenty American Hammers at each light
  2. Those present at the signing of the Declaration of Independence did not do a triple check of pole smokers, jump squats and running as a timer
  3. While the Mexican-American war was started after the 11th President Polk, annexed Texas. He did not do 11’s on the hill with Mike Tyson’s and Jump Squats.

I had to set the record straight. I always think of the English Philosopher from the 14th century, Sting, who said “History, will teach us nothing”. Important words to live by.