Bright and early at the Deep AO. Due to a confusion, we had three Q’s, who vied for the honor of leading (confusion due to technical difficulties, a conspiracy led by Tater, or the Mandela Effect: unclear).
Mr. Rogers, always eager, took the initiative and won the honor. He led us for a short mosey. Then:
- 11’s across the parking lot (merkins / jump squats)
At this point, Mr. Rogers used his Q powers to hand off control to Spine (this was a mistake, as all the PAX will attest). Given this absolute power, he decided to run with it and took control of the remainder of the bootcamp.
Spine’s workout began thus:
- Cocaine Bear Challenge: We bear crawled across the parking lot. And at each white line did 5 dry docks. At the middle barrier, we did 10 merkins. Then we finished the parking lot.
- DORA: 100 WWI’s, then 150 Squats
- “APD’s with Crabs” [new Spine invention]: We crab walked back across the parking lot. At each barrier with stones, we thrust in the air 5 times.
- Mary: 50 real APD’s, 20 cadence count Flutters, 20 cadence count Penguins.
- Indian Run Back to the Flag
And there was much rejoicing.