Parking ticket mystery solved

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Five pre-sunrise warriors showed up and spent the first several minutes of the workout recounting how Bodo’s was stalking Faceplant at the soccer parking lot in anticipation of Faceplant finding out who put the parking ticket on his car.

Faceplant confesses to parking in an improper spot, but being a parking engineer Faceplant states that no one in the City of Richmond would ever enforce parking rules at the park.

After the pre-workout mumblechatter, we got down to brass tacks. With no Q on the sheet, the potato was thrown into the air and Bodo’s grabbed it and we were off.

Over to the picnic tables, for some stretching, and more mumble chatter, then we got on the picnic tables for a super ab workout. Next the potato was tossed to Faceplant.

There it was progressive merkins at each tree along the sidewalk on up to 10 merkins which got us to the blacktop. There we moseyed on over to the pull up bars for a Quint-check, Quant-check, Quan-check , or however you would call a triple check but with 5 dudes instead of 3, and we only do two rounds. Mix of merkins, dips, arm hangs, timer runs to the other bars and does two pull-ups, and then SSH.

Potato was then tossed over to Applesauce for four corners. How Bodos did not make us all do four corners is beyond me. That has been his go-to since the dawn of time. Four corners was good.

Then Swirly wrapped us up with a quick real triple check breaking into two teams, one with five and one with three.

Back to the flag by 6:15, where we did names, numbers, prayers, praises, and an impromptu discussion on the future of humanity and AI.