YHC was eager to get started on this cool morning at Rockwood Park for another version of morning wood. It was almost as early as a Graveyard Shift. So 5 am I started the Running timer on my Garmin watch and got to steppin. Shortly after I began I glanced at my watch and it was stuck at 14 seconds. My watch had taken a sh*t. So everything I did after that did not actually happen. I may have done about 5 miles then got my ruck sack and started a lap and uh oh…. YHC had to take a sh*t. Tried the restrooms near the tennis courts. Locked. YHC thought about going into the woods, but remembered a porta potty. Thought about running, but that wasn’t going to end well. It was a very long and uncomfortable hike over to the loo, but YHC made it. And can’t tell you how glad I was to have baby wipes in the ruck sack! Finished up and made the way back to the flag to catch some of Mudslide’s Broga and took part in State Farm’s first beat down at Rock and Roll. So that was a very long story about a 14 second run.