Eight studs survived the bitter temps to see what goods Santa Hutton had to deliver.
Here’s what transpired:
Mosey to the Church
COP
- Imaginary Jump Ropes
- Imperial Walkers
- Arm Circles
- Copperhead Squats
- Michael Phelps
- Merkins
- Freddie Mercurys
- Ball Lickers
- Inverted Scorpion Kicks
Long Mosey to the First Watch Armpit, adjacent to the Taint
- P1 – Run to Intersection and Back and Swap
- P2 – Lunge, Polar Bear, Broadjump Burpees, Repeato
Mosey back to the Armpit and Repeato
- P1 – Run to Intersection and Back and Swap
- P2 – Bearcrawl, Walkout Squats, Broadjump Burpees, Repeato
Lindsay back toward the SF
- Shoulder Taps/ Reverse Crunches
At Parking Lot
- Boxing Cockroaches – 3×20
- Mary
- Ring of Fire
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
MOLESKIN
The Green Pill is best left a surprise, so for this year’s Season of Giving the Red Pill was the suppository of choice. The Red Pill generally has fewer side effects, just some minor diarrhea, nausea, and ED. Those who suffered through were rewarded with a baked goods, their very own foreskin (one size fits most), and a rad Encino Man sticker to proudly display their fandom.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
- Magnum PI Day Saturday DogPile – wear a Hawaiian shirt
- Secret Santa – still one day left to join
- The Bridge – December 14th – See UpChuck for details