There’s More Than One Way To Milk a Cow

6 strong gathered in the frigid darkness of Bettie Weaver Elementary. I forgot to set up the requested firepit and S’mores beforehand – my bad. At any rate, here is a brief summary for your viewing pleasure:

Mosey to back of the school for Warm-up: Jazzercise, Don Quixote’s, Mummy Kicks, Copperhead Squats, Mario Jumps, Karoake, Lunge Walks, Bernie Sanders

Exercise One: Humping Circuit
50 Pickle Pounders, 100 Alabama Prom Dates, 200 Monkey Humpers. Lots of good form displayed on this one.

Mosey back towards the flag for Exercise Two: 8 Corners
10 HR Merkins, 20 WWII Situps, 30 Shoulder Taps, 40 SSH’ss, 30 Flutter Kicks, 20 Carolina Dry Docks, 10 burpees.

Around the school again for Exercise Three: Ring Around the Toadie – Frog jump around the perimeter of the basketball court – OOF

To the Wall for Exercise Four: Dirty Hook-ups, Milkers, Side Slappers, Chicken Peckers, Hoe Downs, People’s Chair, etc.

Mosey to the benches for 25 step-ups and 25 incline merkins.

BTTF for some calf raises and a few hip stretches until time expired.

YHC lead us out.

Final Thoughts.: Strong work by the PAX this morning! Last Call and Bullseye were the heroes we all needed – wearing shorts. As is customary at the Lounge; lots of great mumblechatter and a fun atmosphere.

SYITG