Who’s Your Girl? 80s, 90s, or 00s

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EF Hutton

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Sorta like being invited to a holiday party, only to show up and find out you’re there to park the cars.  That’s showing up for the Season of Giving, but having to swallow the Green Pill.

Here’s what transpired:

Mosey to the Church patio. 

COP

  • Don Quixotes
  • Helicopters
  • Ukranian Soldiers
  • Arm Circles
  • Copperhead Squats
  • Hand Release Merkins
  • Plankorama
  • Freddie Mercurys
  • LBCs
  • SSHs

Mosey back to rear corner of parking lot grabbing the cinder blocks along the way.

Endless Escalator – Exercise 1, Run a Lap, Exercise 1 + 2, Run a Lap, Exercise 1+2+3, Run…..Exercise 1-10 and Run a Lap (20 reps of each exercise)

  1. Merkins (200 total)
  2. Imperial Squats single count (180)
  3. WWIIs (160)
  4. Carolina Dry Docks (140)
  5. Dips (120)
  6. Crunchy Frogs (100)
  7. Block Curls (80)
  8. Block Thrusters (60)
  9. Heels to Heaven (40)
  10. Burpees (20)
  11. Reverso from 10 to 1, if necessary

Numberama, Nameorama, COT

MOLESKIN

Much debate has been had about the ultimate dream girl from our youth.  Age and generation definitely play a role in the PAX’s opinions.  It is a known fact that anyone younger than YHC is a millennial, but a pre-teen and teenage Hutton was smitten with many starlets over the years from the 1980s through today.  The 70s PAX members tend to agree that the young brunette across the street from Kevin Arnold we all know as Winnie Cooper was a Wonder of creation.  The 80s PAX lean to the bubbly cheerleader from Bayside High better known as Kelly Kapowski, who stole Zack’s heart.  Those younger than YHC were raised on the girl with the crazy name and big ti… I mean hair famously known as Topanga Lawrence.  Fun fact, her guy on Boy Meets World is the real life younger brother of Winnie Cooper’s guy on The Wonder Years.  Another fun fact, YHC met Topanga playing roulette at Treasure Island in Las Vegas about 20 years ago.  So I ask, who is your girl?  Any other submissions?  For the record, mother nature has been very kind to all these ladies.  They’ve aged like a very fine wine.  These younger dudes raised on Hannah Montana must be disgusted these days.  The First Watch Season of Giving continues.  Next up, Last Call.

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