What “Chores” Do You Hire Out For?

5 HIMs came out to The Woodshed to find perfect weather, a deck of cards and some chicken scratch on a piece of cardboard. Conversations ranged from soreness in our old age to how much bourbon/beer was consumed last night to hiring out for “chores” around the house that we/M’s don’t want to do. According to the sole toddler soccer cleat we found sitting in the parking lot here is how it went down:

Warm Up: Mosey around the parking lot. Circle up for various IC exercises and stretches. Grab a coupon and circle up in the parking lot.

COP 1: Deck of Cards Ladder Style: 1st PAX member pulls top card. PAX performs quantity of exercise for number and suite shown. If the next card is also a number card, then PAX performs 1st number card followed by 2nd number card. If the next card drawn is a face card, then this takes away the “ladder build up” of exercises and forces the PAX to run about the parking lot and return to perform exercises assigned to each face card. If Ace was drawn = 25 burpees. If Joker (2 total) was pulled, the member that drew the card was able to make the rest of the PAX perform dealer’s choice OR they could rescue the PAX from doing exercises. We had a mix of ladder build ups with our highest being a run of 5. 1 Ace drawn for a total of 25 Burpees, 1st Joker drawn negated any further Aces to be drawn (Hermey), 2nd Joker drawn and PAX was made to perform 7s across the parking lot with Decline Merkins and Burpees (Futon).

Clubs = Carolina Dry Docks

Diamonds = Diamond Merkins

Hearts = Hammer Curls

Spades = Squat Thrusters

Jack = Plank Jacks x 10

Queen = Double Count Freddy Mercuries x 15

King = Double Count Flutter Kicks w/ block overhead x 20

Ace = Burpees x 25

Numbers, Names, Announcements (Fandango F3 2-year anniversary Q 3/16 at The Alamo, 3-Year Anniversary of The Alamo 3/30, Glow for Galactosemia 4/11, YHC 40th Birthday Q 4/29 at The Woodshed) Prayers (Wildcat with important scans today, Our country, for the toddler that lost his soccer cleat at The Woodshed).

The time change doesn’t make it any easier to wake up and work out at 5:30 AM, but I appreciate you fellas showing up this morning. Keep spreading the word and lets get numbers consistently back up in the double digits for The Woodshed. Have a blessed day!