Author: Beaver

  • Beaver High Tails It

    It was just the pines and Beaver this morning. YHC covered something like 5.2 mi and gets a max speed of 12.2 mph. YHC took a page from Commando’s book and used this time to talk with God in the overcast gloom. Even though I missed the guys, it was nice to have this alone time.

  • 6 HIMS and a little lady emerged from the unusually bright gloom for a faux Beaver Q Surprise, just trying to bait y’all out here! This is what the dog park weirdos witnessed!

    Mosey to the helipad for disclaimer and Warmarama(surprisingly not a whole lot of MC):

    • 10 Cherry Picker IC
    • 20 Imperial Walkers IC (fooled a lot of PAX on this one at 10th count, need to start some burpee penalties for premature haulting)
    • 20 SSH’s IC
    • 10 Nolan Ryan’s IC
    • Wilson and Fudds Wife
    • Toe Grabs
    • Butterfly
    • Roscoe’s Wife

    Start COP1 from helipad – Touch-A-Tree! Yukon suggests Leroy Jenkins: Instated! Touch the AED box at the PB Court.
    Partner up: P1 Runs to touch 3 trees(can’t touch the same tree) while P2 does Merkins on the pad. 3 Rounds. Following top of the 3rd round Commando calls Leroy Jenkins!

    Mosey to the Handicap Spaces near the playground for COP 2 – 7’s – Mike Tyson / Pole Smokers

    Mosey to the Coupons way over yonder for COP 3 – Dora …“Leroy Jenkins!” Exclaims Choo Choo – this had to have been at least a half mile round trip to the AED, shortly after YHC proactively changes the LJ destination to the much closer center field flag. Like I was saying Dora- Partner Up / 100 Incline Merkins / 200 Wet Toilet Seats / 300 LBC’s – Partner carries coupon to top of trail and back.

    Sugar Rush calls for Leroy Jenkins, run to the flag on our way back, pick up our gear and head back to the invisible F3 flag.

    Numbers(7) & Names

    Announcements & Prayer Requests – Commando’s son had a second interview on his way to a third and additional interview elsewhere.

    Yukon closed us out with a prayer.

    Great to see all of you men out this AM!

  • Chi-ca-ca!

    Ol Beaver is on the road for work again. Thi time he finally hits an AO in the Chicago area named War Horse. You guessed it, we hit the coupons! It’s a thing! I feel like I’m always doing coupons DR. Luckily one of the HIMs grabbed an extra for me. A variety of coupon workouts were repped. I will certainly have to come out again.

    VQ’s moleskin in a nutshell: Don’t pass up opportunities to help others when they present themselves

  • To Ruck or Not To Ruck

    2 dashing young F3 patrons emerged from the gloom for a stroll with weighted pack, under the Sky Q’s starlit vault whilst having some pleasant mumble chatter. These fine fellows logged 3.5 kilometer in just 40 minutes time.

  • November Merkin Men

    3 Challengers emerged with a beautiful sunrise that started red and quickly turned to an orange to purple fade, but that didn’t slow us down. Here’s the struggle!

    Mosey around the parking lot to the snack shack for Warmarama

    • 11 Cherry Pickers IC
    • 11 DQ’s IC
    • 11 Imperial Walkers IC
    • Roscoe’s Wife
    • Toe Grabs
    • Butterfly
    • Fudds Wife
    • Roscoe’s Wife
    • 25 Merkins OYO

    COP1 – “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell any form of plank through the song, Merkins through the chorus.

    Mosey to park entrance cones

    COP2 – 11’s Suicide style – any form of Merkin selected in rotation by fellow PAX descending from 10. Bear Crawl to the first cone to perform Cussack Squats(the hard way) run back to the start. Every set you increase bear crawl travel to the next cone. Once out of cones work your way back to the next closest cone.

    COP3 – Trick or Treat Merkins – Take the men’s trick or treating by in the neighborhood for a mosey at every mailbox do merkins starting with 10 reps decreasing by one rep every next mailbox except for the last where instead of 1 we do 11.

    Mary’s Cones – “oh look! There are those orange cones again!” At Every cone PAX selects 11 reps of an ab exercise.

    • WWII
    • LBC
    • Flutters
    • Rope Climbers
    • Supermans
    • Air Force Push Ups
    • Australian Snow Angels

    Short mosey BTTF for CoT Numbers and names!
    Prayer Requests – Prayers for Commandos son DJ that he can land this job he’s working on and hoping to land. Prayers for Yukons wife and her pregnancy that her and baby stay healthy throughout these early months. Commando led us in a prayer to close it out!

    Prayers Choo Choo gets this train track fixed up soon so he can get some relief of time for him and his family and maybe get back out here with us Iron Men!

    Iron Sharpens Iron

  • Yukon & Beaver Get Spooky

    2 frisky fellows emerged from the gloom for a false costume party beatdown. The only thing YHC had going was a strap for the glasses and was trying for the Kurt Rambis look(Jersey not included). Anyway, this is what nobody witnessed this Halloween AM, que the Michael Jackson Halloween Soundtrack!!!

    Mosey to the helipad for some stretching OYO and do some mumble chatter, also check out the bball court going in near the pball courts. We’ve got gravel down and posts in so far, can’t wait to use that for some routines.

    COP 1 – 3 sets
    10 reps of Mike Tyson’s at the parking blocks / crab walk(forward or backward) across lot / 31 LBC’s / bear crawl or crawl bear back

    COP 2 – Short Dora. 100 Ball Dippers / 150 Sissy Squats / 300 Freddie Mercury

    COP 3 – Four Corners

    • 10 Werkins
    • 10 Ranger Merkins
    • 10 Derkins
    • 31 Merkins

    Coffeerama! Kick back and enjoy some hot Beaver Brew and F2

    Have a safe Halloween everyone!

  • The Farm Has Turf!

    Beaver was doing a little travel for work up in Northern VA this week after taking a few weeks off to spend time with the M and 2.0. So I looked up the nearest AO and there she was…across the way from Dulles airport tucked into what looks like some sort of secured area where Astro turf soccer fields where 5 arrived on time and Running Man was running about 10-15 mins late, no that’s not how he got his name unfortunately.
    we did a little bit of everything and brought home a couple new moves to introduce to the men.

  • 10 for 10

    4 Gloomies emerged for some motion sure to make them loco! Murr and Dexter show up to make it a party! YHC Q’ed up the love songs and workout for the morning, this is what the New Kent Sheriff witnessed on this special occasion(10 year anniversary of Beaver and his M).

    Warmarama! Mosey to the E Pad.

    • 10 SSH IC
    • 10 Ukrainian Soldiers IC
    • 10 Cherry Pickers IC
    • 10 Hand Release Merkins IC
    • Toe Grab Stretch
    • Butterfly Stretch
    • Roscoe to Quad
    • Plank rotate 180* to Wilson’s Wife
    • Fudds Wife to Runner Stretch

    Mosey over to the hill for 10’s

    • Start w/ 9 Wojo Squats at the top of the hill
    • Crab walk down the hill
    • 2 ct. Freddie Mercury at the bottom of the hill.
    • Bear Crawl up the hill

    Clockwork Merkins while at the hill. Culmination of 36 Merkins – 3 for every 12 hours of the clock.

    Fun Mosey with twists and turns on the way to the Coupon pile. 10 coupon curls & 10 Cleveland Rocks!

    Meander towards the 1 mile post of the trail for final COP – PAX runs the trail. At each nature post a PAX calls an exercise of 10 reps. Finish by bear crawling to failure the short way to the flag or running the rest of the trail to the flag. Celebrate with some coffee!

    CoT! Name and Numbers(4)

    Announcements – Chili Cook Off and Daddy Daughter Dance coming up. See Slack for more details.

    Prayer Requests – Dexters daughter make’s a smooth school transition. Prayers God keeps his hand of protection on our kids and brings truth to our public schools. YHC closed us out in a quick prayer.

  • 3 Cheery Ol’ Chaps emerged from the gloom for a delightful game of Mammoth Bawls! YHC emerged moments after the buzzer sounded as Tuesdays always seem to be the hardest days to rise from the ol’ fartsack. It was rather chilly out so this Q ball had the chaps follow along with a not so warmup(still chilly) with a mosey down the parking alley, side strut beyond the dog park, across the wee bridge and back to our rather cold bawls for some SSH’s, Michael Phelps, DQ’s and leg stretches.

    The Thahng

    Kettle Bell AMRAP – Fire up the Timer for 15 minutes and do the following 4 exercises.

    • 10 Goblet squats
    • 10 SA Row – Each Arm
    • 10 Merkins
    • 10 KB Swings
    • Repeat until 15 mins is up

    COP2 – Light Posts

    MoT w/ KB decided by each PAX in rotation from post to post. At every light post perform 3 SA Shoulder Press (each arm) and 4 Merkin Pull Throughs. Walk BTTF doing a variety of arm workouts.

    CoT! Names & Numbers(3)

    Announcements- See Slack for details. Chili Cook Off coming up? The Bridge this Saturday.
    Prayer Requests – Prayers for Commandos son as he’s hoping to land with a job interview he recently had. We pray the God will open up opportunities for him.
    Commando led us in a mighty good prayer to close it out! Favorite part of YHC’s morning is being in a prayer circle with Commando leading it!

  • Running Late

    Baby had YHC up for a few hours last night, It’s now 5:19 AM and my snooze is going off. I was running a solid 7 minutes late for the Iron Haul this gloom. Ran out the door, flip flops on with socks and shoes in hand. No chance for my morning deuce! These things had to wait until YHB rolled up into Pine Fork Park. Come to find out, Beaver would be solo this gloom. It was a good workout as YHC ran these little legs covering every piece of the park and neighborhood by doing a double shift of Iron Haul to complete a 15K, it wasn’t comfortable but it was manageable, and would have been greater with some company.

    Have a great week men! SYITG