YHC put his 2.0 to work to provide a meal for some very grateful folks. Rumor has it, it was a success. Here’s what was served:
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
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YHC’s 2.0 is working on her kitchen game and is also required to serve the community. Boom, Breaking Bread offers a perfect opportunity. Always a pleasure to give back.
As YHC recited the route, the PAX’s faces went numb and their eyes glazed over. Only Whitesnake understood the assignment. Here’s where they went:
The Route
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
MOLESKIN
YHC tries to add one new road to each Currahee route. Today we did Deepwood, insert Beavis and Butthead laugh. Next time we’ll look for Beaverhole. Great to have Tonka back at Currahee and Bodos visiting.
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Unsure if part of the route actually existed, five men sought the truth while one did his own thing. Here’s where they went:
The Route
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
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What appeared to be a pretty harmless route on paper, turned into a son of a b*tch of a route with almost all low-grade uphill. Sincerest apologies to all. By the end Lulu’s stomach was in knots. So much so, that she ruined coffee and possibly Handshake’s backseat.
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Kubota predicted a trip to the Devil’s Taint, but today we merely sniffed it.
Here’s what transpired:
Mosey to the corner of S. Ridge and Westham
COP
Mosey to Cameron and Culpepper
DORA 1-2-3
Traveling Lindsay down Culpepper toward the Devil’s shaft?
Love Hill
Mosey back to VSF
Mary
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
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Lessons and observations of the day, choose your partners wisely, don’t forget your gloves, ignore the Q if he says it’ll be easy, Frog has now invented Carolina Dry Humpers, Culpepper is a long road, Fudd needs a change of shorts, coffee is excellent, Ronnie can be a Debbie Downer, First Watch is the best.
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Frozen Triangle – Saturday
Prayers for Ronnie’s dog
Seven dudes tried their hand at making viral trick shot videos and content, but alas they were not perfect.
Here’s what transpired:
Slaughter Starter – 10 x Burpees
Mosey over to the Carillon patio
COP
Perfect Challenge # 1
Bottle Flip
Mosey to the traffic circle
Perfect Challenge # 2
Buckethole (WWIIs between turns)
Mosey down to the Ampitheater
Perfect Challenge # 3
Bowlorama
Mosey to the Carillon Field
Perfect Challenge # 4
Ultimate All Sports Golf Battle
Collect all equipment and mosey back to Flag
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
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YHC put out a disclaimer at the beginning that the workout might not be the hardest, but would certainly be the dumbest. To no surprise, the PAX was not quite ready for its own YouTube channel and lots of Merkins and Jump Squats were dished out. When the 2.0 lands a bottle flip, YHC might actually be impressed from now on. An un-angled hole, improper distancing, and the lack of a beer in the non-throwing hand made for very sub-par Bucketholing. YHC is an adequate bowler in real life, I swear! Regretfully UASGB was cut short. It may return when there’s better lighting. Team Bleedoyhiker was victorious with a score of double bogey. Next Saturday Hitch will give a lesson in the bees and the birds. Shout out to Mr. R for double-dipping DP and R&R.
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Breaking Bread continues
Frozen Triangle – Feb 10th
Sportable – needs volunteers in April – see Gumbo
Congrats to Purple Rain on 1 heck of a year (168 posts and counting!)
With nary a virgin street anywhere near Godwin, nine behemoths pounded the same old worn-out pavement. Here’s where they went:
The Route
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
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Like a one-armed kayaker, this boat only went one direction. Nine runners, nine rights. Running sucks. YHC fell in a hole. The end.
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Seven Titans took to the streets in search of rolling hills. Here’s where they went:
The Route
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
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With ice in his beard Gypsy posed the question, does anyone have a good idea for a route? YHC responded, I have a route, though I doubt it’s a good idea. Nevertheless it’s what was done. Wally too had an icy beard when all was said and done.
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Nine F3 guys did what nine F3 guys do. They ran, they talked smack, they laughed, they farted, they prayed, they drank… coffee. Here is the run, smack, laugh, fart part:
The Route
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
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Quiet-ish chilly morning to run the mean streets of western Henrico. Very difficult to find uncharted territory these days. Lulu tried to give YHC a flat tire twice on Church. One PAX popped a tire or maybe blew a gasket on Pump. No injuries were reported, however. Gomer was rocking a rad 80s windbreaker, excuse me “running jacket.” Things YHC learned today, 1) Germans love small coffee, 2) Whitesnake’s father-in-law is quite the hobbyist.
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Prayers for UpChuck’s friend
YHC woke up, saw the snow, and decided not to leave the level of moistness to chance.
Mosey to the covered walkway
COP
Triple Check 1 – Merkins, Bulgarian Squats, Bernie Up and Back Twice
Triple Check 2 – Dips, Toe Taps, Bearcrawl
Triple Check 3 – BTTW, Wall Sit, Run plus 5 Burpees
Triple Check 4 – Freddie Mercurys, Heels to Heaven, Lunge
Mary
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
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YHC was pleasantly surprised to find snow this morning, but a quick survey of the AO revealed it was mostly a slippery and muddy swamp with a dusting of the white stuff on top. Executive Decision was to save the fun for another day and stay dry. Senor Frog and Pigkin did not protest. Creativity was at an all time low.
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Shoe Drive
WestHoe 2nd F Lunch tomorrow Noon Firehouse Subs
Secret Santa