Splinter tooketh away a duplicate BB, YHC is adding a missing one back.
Author: EF Hutton
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Not the Tip, the Whole Thing
Tired of the standard bro-code route, YHC offered up something that’s the same, but different. Here’s where it went:
The Route
- R on Pump
- R on Ridgefield
- L on Cox all the way to the end and back
- L on Ridgefield
- R on Falconbridge
- R on Raintree
- L on Ridgefield
- L on Pump
- Back to SF
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
MOLESKIN
Lulu and her team of bodyguards set off in search of some new miles. Nothing new really, but the PAX did go all the way from the base of Cox to the tip and back for some excitement. The route resembles a bug’s head and antennae on a map. Mileages varied between 4.8 and 5.4 depending on the tracker. You definitely should have been there.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Prayers for Gomer, Pigskin, Fudd for safe travel home
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Heat Is A Luxury
CSAUP hangovers, warm fartsacks, misty weather, and the threat of a punishing EF Q are some of the excuses six men overcame this morning at Hoedown. Here’s what transpired:
Mosey to the Third Church back parking lot
COP
- Don Quixotes
- Ukranian Soldiers
- Helicopters
- Copperhead Squats
- Dead Man Hang
- Merkins
- Mountain Climbers
Mosey to Silverspring Dr, left on Carriage Ln, right on Spottswood Rd
Greta Thunberg’s Nightmare
- Car = 5 Merkins
- Truck = 10 Squats
- Van = 10 2ct Flutter Kicks
- SUV/Crossover = 1 Burpee
Stop on Spottswood at top of hill
DORA
- P1 – 100 HRMs, 200 Reverse Crunches, 300 Monkey Humpers
- P2 – Run to bottom of hill and back
Finish GT’s Nightmare and mosey across Forest to Lindsay and up the Horseshoe
Scissor Sisters (best demonstrated)
- P1 holds feet at 12 inches,
- P2 rotates feet around P1’s feet
- Flapjack, Reverso, Repeato x 3
Ring of Fire
2 Minutes of Broga
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
MOLESKIN
The PAX was smallish, but mighty. Bodos tried to do his part to save the world by driving his more environmentally friendly van or simply because it had heat, but our trek behind Third Church proved our neighbors care far less. There were more automobiles, primarily of the gas guzzling variety, than there were houses and likely people. Alicia Silverstone and Stiffler’s mom made their way into the mumblechatter. Bodos enjoyed a good game of Human Frogger and Handshake, well Handshake said Handshake things.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Frozen Triangle returns January 2030
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Jortfast Club
One man’s man proudly ran in Jorts waiving Old Glory and four others tagged along. 3+ miles round trip.
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Spreading First Watch Joy
Two 1.0s and a 2.0 delivered pulled pork with buns, Sweet Baby Ray’s, mac and cheese, brownie bites, sweet tea, lemonade, and thoughts of cole slaw. Nine folks plus staff were very appreciative. No carols were sung, but YHC would like to think a little joy was spread. None of the M’s cookware was lost or damaged in the process. Oversharing likely commenced.
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Even Oyster Took the Day Off?
One nut had the hap, hap, happiest Christmas morning ruck since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny Effing Kaye. Three plus cold miles round trip near Midlothian and Salisbury with a 30lb sack.
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Closing Down GM
Nine men were undeterred by the threating wind and rain. Here’s where they went, with the exception of Gypsy:
The Route
- Cross Pump to Old Prescott
- R on Glen Eagles
- R on John Rolfe
- R on Pump
- L on Thistledown and continue on Brookmont
- R on Cox
- R on Ridgefield
- L on Raintree
- R on Falconbridge
- R on Pump back to the Flag
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
MOLESKIN
This route seems remarkably more difficult in this direction. It had previously been run in the reverse. Gypsy reverso’d for the six but there was no six, so he made his own route. It was roughly the same, only harder. Coffeteria was solid with discussion topics ranging from nuclear engineering, proper shoe tying technique, deer hunting, the war in Ukraine, gray haired m*lfs, to Fudd’s 2 chocolate donut balls he got in a DD paper scrotum. Gomer is always closing, even General Motors.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Be safe, Merry Christmas
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Maggie Walker Booster Club
After an 0500 track team dropoff, 2 track dads and 2 others ran and ran then ran, and ran again. Gifts were exchanged.
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National Lampoons European Currahee Route
With no official Q, YHC stepped up with a simple-ish route. Here’s where it went:
The Route
- Head out Maremont behind Godwin
- R on Raintree
- L into Raintree Swim and Racquet Club
- Loop around the lake
- Continue on Raintree until the 23rd minute
- Reverso
- Back to SF
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
MOLESKIN
Gomer requested that the route be given a name. Somehow half the Pax missed the exit path off the Lake loop and went around twice. Hey look kids, there’s Big Ben, Parliament!
ANNOUNCEMENTS
- Ongoing Shoe Drive – See Gypsy
- Carols w Honeydo at Fudd’s Sunday – please RSVP
- HDHH Wednesday – Final Gravity
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AP Hill Was Rolling Over In His Grave
Chum took the night off, Jville delivered:
Mosey across the parking lot
COP
- Slaughter Starter 10 Burpees
- Arm Circles
- Helicopters
- Imperial Walkers
- SSHs
- Others
Large 4 Corners
- Around perimeter of entire Holton block – 20 Merkins, 20 Jump Squats, 10 Burpees, 20 WWIIs, repeato
Mosey long way in reverso checking out some Christmas lights along the way
At Boulevard and Laburnum
- Bear Crawl 30 yds
- Crab Walk 30 yds
Mosey over to Holton entrance
Triple Check
- P1 – Run Loop
- P2 – BTTW
- P3 – People’s Chair
Mosey to the field
Stretch-orama
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
MOLESKIN
Apparently, AP Hill has been dug up. The process has caused an all-out cluster-F around Holton Elementary. Traffic flow is a disaster. Jville and crew pushed through.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Shoe Drive
Happy Hour