Author: Dr Tryhard

  • Flipping off the PAX

    17 studs posted to SOT – 10 for bootcamp, 5 for run, and 2 for ruck. Here’s what the bootcampers did:

    The THANG:

    WARMERAMA:

    • Mosey down to the lower lot and circle up
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Variable IC Reps to get the muscles warm top to bottom

    COP #1:

    • Mosey over to the grassy hill
    • KILO-DORA:
    • Moving partner bear crawls the hill, then runs around side back to partner
    • x100 WWII’s
    • x200 Merkins
    • x300 Squats
    • x400 Flutter Kicks (2-ct)

    COP #2:

    • Moseyrama around the track for a TRYHARD SPECIAL at the guest bleachers to introduce TWO new 8-count exercises:
    • DIP-FLIPS: incline plank on bench – incline merkin, flip over, dip, flip over …did about 10 IC
    • KICK-FLIPS: plank on ground – groiner, flip over, inverse groiner, flip over …did about 10 IC

    COP #4:

    • Head BRTF, stopping en route at the school brick wall for:
    • x30 Howdowns OYO
    • x20 Dirty Hookups OYO
    • x20 Donkey Kicks

    Mosey BTTF for a few mins of MARY

    RUCKERS x2 – Doublemint, Doozy

    RUNNERS x5 – Florence, Tobit, Boberry, Don Draper, and Rosie

    COT:

    • Counterama # 17
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • MUDSLIDE took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  Always a pleasure to be back at SOT, and appreciate the PAX humoring a couple new 8-count burners. They’re hard, so they’ll be back. Your as always, TryingHard

    Announcements:

    • Hogan Beer Mile – see Slack

    Prayer Requests:

    • Safe travels for House Party traveling to pick up the grandkids in Florida
  • Wishing Upon a Shooting Star

    Seven Forge regulars exchanged toasty fartsacks for frosty fun, as follows:

    The THANG:

    WARMERAMA:

    • Moseyrama on the smelly hill
    • Variable IC Reps to get warm

    COP #1:

    • Indigenous Curb Crawl

    COP #2:

    • Triple Check at the Amphitheater 

    COP #3:

    • 50’s at the Track

    Mosey BTTF:

    • A few small COP’s and a sprint BTTF
    • A few mins of Mary

    COT:

    • Counterama # 7
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • LAST CALL took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  The PAX enjoyed the Smell on repeat, observing the birth pains of a novel Tryhard exercise, Last Call wishing upon a shooting star, Snuff nearly forcing the Q to audible on 50’s, the naming of the Echo Chamber, and the return of the infamous BoneRubs. Twas fun, thx fellas. SYITG, DTH

    Announcements:

    • 5-8pm TONIGHT we’re meeting up for Happy Hour at The Veil of Forrest Hill with M’s & 2.0’s in tow. 

    Prayer Requests:

    • Keep HOUSE PARTY and his family in prayer as they’re taking in the grandkids this week out of a foster situation. They need our help with some last minute little kid supplies which you can bring to HDHH tonight or to Rock&Roll Sat AM. They need little girl cold-weather clothing (sizes 2T-6T welcome), a little kid table and chairs and/or booster seats, and whatever little girl toys/books/dolls/etc you can part with. Let’s help our brother out! 
  • Getting Down with Sally

    A 10-PAX of SOJ HIM’s looking for a good time found Sally awaiting them at NoToll. No Mudslide? No problem. Let’s do this:

    The THANG:

    WARMERAMA:

    • Mosey onto the BBall Court and circle up
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • SALLY UP, SALLY DOWN (~1min of each: Merkins, Squats, Leg Lifts)
    • Variable IC Reps to get the muscles warm top to bottom
    • Round TWO of Sally Up Sally Down

    COP #1:

    • Mosey to the Toll Bridge
    • 7 MINUTE CIRCUIT:
    • Rotate through x15 Incline Merkins, x15 Dips, x15 Donkey Kicks

    COP #2:

    • Mosey to Field #1
    • Line up for a LINDSEY:
    • Chain Smokers 30-25-20-15-10
    • Groiners 10-15-20-25-30
    • Run length of field between sets

    COP #3:

    • STRETCHES & SPRINTS
    • Alternate stretching with variable speed sprints across Field #1

    COP #3:

    • Mosey back to the BBall Court
    • Line up for DMC:
    • Duckwalk out half way
    • Complete x10 Merkins
    • Crawlbear Back
    • Complete x3 Rounds

    GRAND FINALE:

    • Round THREE of Sally Up Sally Down
    • This time just Merkins to exhaustion, then switch to Squats for rest of time

    COT:

    • Counterama # 10
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • YHC took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  Nice to get reacquainted with Sally this morning – Nancy was particularly pleased and asked for thirds. The initial “CrossFit Workout” playlist was total trash, but we landed in the “CrossFit Rock Station” which worked out well. Missed out on the potential Mudslide visit, but maybe next time – this stuff isn’t for the feint of heart! Appreciate ya’ll letting me lead. Recent injuries are improving, praise be to God. SYITG, DTH

    Announcements:

    • 10/20 SOJ HDHH at The Veil Brewing

    Prayer Requests:

    • Healing prayers for Nancy’s daughter with a nasty ankle injury
  • Heartburn for Baywatch

    Five SOJ redwoods welcomed an upstate brother and an FNG to the Rock&Roll gloom. AO was secured by Florence and Chaplain rubbing out an early one, and cool Fall weather got the PAX frisky for the DTH beatdown:

    The THANG:

    WARMERAMA:

    • Mosey loop around the lot & circle up on the basketball court
    • CHUMBABURPEE – Musical warmup with ongoing SSH, broken up with a Burpee everytime they sing “I get knocked down”!
    • F3 Welcome & Disclaimer
    • A smattering of stretchy IC Reps to get the muscles warm top to bottom

    COP #1:

    • Mosey via GRABASS back to the Woods Trail Pull-up Bars
    • Grabass = Q calls a PAX name, he takes off like a bat out of hell, first PAX to catch him calls x20 reps of their choosing. The Catch – front runners mosey back to the Six to perform the reps. 

    COP#3:

    • Brother “FLINT” throws down a CINDY challenge:
    • Split up among 3 Stations
    • Station 1 – x5 Pull-ups
    • Station 2 – Merkins
    • Station 3 – Squats
    • Rotate for a total of 7 min

    COP #4:

    • Indigenous People’s Run along the back loop
    • Stop half-way along grassy side for OVER-UNDERS x50 yards

    COP #5:

    • Mosey to the Picnic Pavilion for TABLE MADNESS:
    • WINGNUTS – x10 IC
    • COYOTE UGLY’S – Each Partner x5 reps
    • WINGNUTS – x10 IC
    • HAIL MARY’S – x20 each, x2 Rounds
    • WINGNUTS – x10 IC

    COP #

    • Mosey over to the parking lot
    • Circle up for PLANK COMPASS – each PAX’ feet remain fixed in place, while hands plank walk X degrees in whichever direction Q calls, with x5 merkins between each new direction

    Mosey BTTF:

    • Body Builders, x10 IC
    • Flutters IC, Low & High, x20 IC each
    • CIRCLE MERK x3

    COT:

    • Counterama # 7
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • Flint took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  Beautiful fall morning to have YHC’s brother FLINT (John Henderson) down from NYC, and to reunite with HEARTBURN after his long rehab from a crazy jaw injury, and to welcome Heartburn’s Jamaican friend BAYWATCH (used to be a lifeguard). Missed some of the regulars who are out of town – praying for safe travels guys! SYITG, DTH

  • Yo, check your light source

    Nine nubile gentlemen of the gloom struck their best pose on the catwalk while Snuff judged the lighting with an expert eye. Some earned a place on the centerfold, while all gave their best, but you had to be there to really bask in Glory:

    The THANG:

    WARMERAMA:

    • Welcome & review NEW GLORY
    • Moseyrama around the parking lot loop then a few Variable IC Reps to get the muscles warm top to bottom 

    NEW GLORY:

    • x14 stations around a loop Circuit
    • You VS You, complete as many Circuit rounds as possible within 30min

    RESULTS posted on Challenge Sheet for PAX to track their progress: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-L8e9W24ygnU0suaGyKxzi1PgPqY1CBd57hLrKTZI-g/edit#gid=116147269

    Rosie – 4th HRM (3.5), DTH – Opener Burpees (3.1), Florence – WWII’s (3.0), Machismo – Mtn Climbers (2.13), Fiona – Ball Dippers (2.10), Singer – Chap Hill Burpees (2.9), Dealer – Chap Hill Burpees (2.9), HP – Jerkins (2.8), Snuff – IR Modified

    BTTF:

    • 5min of breathing/stretching

    COT:

    • Counterama # 9
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • SNUFF took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  Solid numbers for this 3rd iteration of the Forge’s quarterly New Glory, and excellent efforts by all with Rosie breaking the record and Florence joining the 3.0 club. Also keeping an eye on Machismo accelerating closer to the 3.0 mark. Well done everyone! This won’t get easier, but keep posting and you WILL get faster. SYITG, DTH

    Announcements:

    • 10/20 SOJ HDHH at The Veil Brewing (BEER, CIDER, TACOS)

    Prayer Requests:

    • Snuff and Prince on IR, among many others
  • 4 years in the F3RVA Boat

    A swarthy band of gloom brothers gathered at NoToll to celebrate the DTH 4 year anniversary. There were promises of something new, and the eager PAX went to work:

    The THANG:

    WARMERAMA:

    • Circle up on the BBall Court
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • x9 DQ’s IC
    • x27 SSH’s IC
    • x20 Copperhead Squats IC
    • x18 WWII’s IC
    • 4×4’s Countdown Warmerama (4 down to 1, running across and back between sets) 
    • Numbers derived from YHC’s first F3 post on 9/27/2018, making today 4 years!

    MOSEY TO PAY THE BRIDGE TOLL:

    • Complete dips & derkins to honor YHC’s 621 posts & 219 Q’s

    COP #1:

    • Discover YHC’s Old Town Canoe awaiting the PAX at the gate
    • BOAT INTERVALS:  2 PAX Board the Canoe, rest of PAX carry the Canoe to next Interval, complete called exercise, repeato with x2 new PAX riding each time
    • Exercises completed in sets of 9, 27, 20, 18 (honoring YHC’s anniversary date)

    COP #2:

    • Assemble with Canoe on end of Field #1
    • QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE:
    • PAX pull/push Canoe carrying x4 PAX to 25yard line, complete x25 WWII’s
    • Bernie back with empty canoe
    • x4 new PAX into canoe pulled/pushed to 50yard line, complete x50 Squats
    • Bernie back with empty canoe
    • x4 new PAX into canoe pulled/pushed to 75yard line, complete x75 Flutters (2-ct)
    • Bernie back with empty canoe
    • x4 new PAX into canoe pulled/pushed 100yard line, complete x100 LBC’s

    Mosey BTTF carrying canoe overhead, and pause to take a group photo:

    COT:

    • Counterama # 14
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • YHC took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  Today’s team work with the boat was an awesome example of what we can accomplish when we rely on one another. There is more to F3 than merkins and mumblechatter, and YHC is deeply grateful to you brothers who have reciprocated encouragement and accountability. As YHC mentioned in closing, God doesn’t promise or call us to happiness or ease, but rather to holiness and tribulation. We aren’t made to do it alone, and YHC has found a brotherhood in you guys that’ll overcome every obstacle in a way that glorifies God. Here’s to 4 years and 44 more! (And happy co-anniversary to Don Draper!) SYITG, DTH

    Fitness is best Accelerated by running with faster men. There is no best or only way to Accelerate 3S2T – Speed, Strength, Stamina, Toughness (physical) and Toughness (mental). What works best for the individual man will be dependent on the man himself and the circumstances of the time, place and age that are beyond his control. But what is true for all men seeking to Accelerate, is that it works much better as a GROUP than alone. Together, we pool our collective knowledge for the benefit of each individual and spur one another on to places we would never reach alone. This is the power of the Shield Lock, which is the horizontal relationship between men. Together, we sharpen each other–as iron sharpens iron. (QSource 1.2)

    The Shield Lock has a Purpose beyond mere companionship. It is the means by which we fight the Flux, which is the emotional reaction to the peaks and valleys that appear throughout a man’s life. When things go well for the Amateur he is Happy and thinks the good times will roll on forever. When things go badly, he is un-Happy and thinks the world is out to get him. Happiness, the transitory positive feeling governed by mere external circumstance, is the province of the Amateur who is un-Prepared for the Flux. The Pro, through Preparedness, gets ready for the Flux because it is expected, and he also stays ready for its unexpected aspect: timing–he never knows precisely when to expect the next peak or valley. By locking shields with other men, the HIM hedges his brother’s peak against his own valley, and vice-versa. He knows that his valleys will tempt him to the Flux, and that he will need the strength of his brother’s peak to maintain Acceleration. Likewise, he knows that it will be his peak that provides his brother the bulwark he will need when a valley draws him toward the Flux. This, not companionship, is the ultimate Purpose of the Shield Lock and its primary distinction from a Club. (QSource 1.7)

    Announcements:

    Prayer Requests:

    • Florence’s InLaws ongoing illness
    • Bullseye’s niece Chloe admitted for mental health illness
    • Hurricane victims in Caribbean 
    • DTH’s sister PET scan Thursday
  • Fine Workmanship

    Six veteran iron smiths got the Forge blazing in the gloom, shaping and sharpening their metal for the battles ahead. 

    The THANG:

    WARMERAMA:

    • Moseyrama around the bus loop and circle up
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Variable IC Reps to get the muscles warm top to bottom

    COP #1:

    • Mosey to the Amphitheater 
    • x20 Dips on the bottom step
    • Box jump to the top and back down
    • Repeato for x3 Sets total

    COP #2:

    • Mosey to the brick wall
    • Hoedowns IC
    • Donkey Kickoffs up to 20

    COP #3:

    • Mosey to the football field
    • WILT – Two times around the field doing x50 reps at each corner, rotating through LBC’s, SSH’s, Flutter Kicks, and Squats

    COP #4:

    • Keep the field fun going with 50’s at each corner
    • Kicked off with a Footrace between Dealer and Machismo where Dealer won by a hair and only because he used his 4th F afterburners
    • x50 Plank Jacks
    • x50 Scrunchy Frogs
    • x50 Merkins
    • x50 Imperial Walkers

    Mosey BTTF for COT:

    • Counterama # 6
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • YHC took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  

    For we are God’s workmanship,

    created in Christ Jesus to do good works, 

    which God prepared in advance for us to do.

    Ephesians 2:10

    Announcements:

    • Saturday 0730 Convergence at GridIron
    • Sat F3RVA Retreat in Amelia, 4pm Cornhole tournament, see Slack for details

    Prayer Requests:

    • Healing for Fresh Prince
  • Rockin the Hard Core

    Eight faithful HIM’s chose Rocking out over sleeping in, and posted for a sunny and seventy beatdown delivered by yours truly. Keeping in form with Park rules, there were no merkins harmed in the making of this beatdown. 

    The THANG:

    WARMERAMA:

    • Moseyrama around the lot and circle up on the basketball court
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Variable IC Reps to get the muscles warm top to bottom

    COP #1:

    • Indigenous Mosey to the far parking lot
    • SIX-PACK OF DIAMONDS: (6 Rounds each with a different exercise, and each round’s reps completed at each of the diamond’s 4 corners)
    • Round 1: x6 Kimchi Twists
    • Round 2: x12 WWII’s
    • Round 3: x18 American Hammers (2-ct)
    • Round 4: x18 Oblique LBC’s (alt sides)
    • Round 5: x12 Flutters (2-ct)
    • Round 6: x6 DTH’s

    COP #2:

    • Variable mosey/run/sprint around to the Stairs / Bath House
    • Box jump steps
    • Donkey Kick-Offs 5-10-15-20
    • Hop down steps
    • Squat Step up steps

    COP #3:

    • Moseyrama over to the tennis courts
    • DIRTY MCDEUCE (x4 rounds, x3 ex’s ea round, x12 reps per ex, perimeter run after each round)
    • Broad jump x25 yards
    • Complete x12 groiners, x12 Nancy Kerrigans, x12 Scrunchy Frogs
    • Lunge walk back x25 yards
    • Run perimeter
    • Repeat for x4 total rounds

    Mosey BTTF for COT:

    • Counterama # 8
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • SEADOO took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  This was the second abb/leg-heavy Q since YHC’s Right shoulder issues started. Gotta say it feels really good to focus on the core – might just have to keep it going! DTH’s for everyone! Haha….  Great to see Brown Noser,  Belichick, and Seadoo out there today – gonna have to work on getting ya’ll on the Q sheet! Thanks for letting me leads gents – SYITG, YHC, DTH

    Announcements:

    Prayer Requests:

    • Pray for our brothers running BRR right now
    • Pray for our brothers i=on IR, and reach out to encourage them!
    • Pray for DTH speaking opportunity next Thur PM to a massive crowd of medical professionals (yes, I am nervous)
  • Fiona’s ABBsolutely Fabulous Reunion

    Lovely cool gloom welcomed a sixpack of faithful HIM’s, including our prodigal darling Fiona, who we joyfully welcomed back into the F3 fold today after a 2 year hiatus. With YHC’s shoulder still on IR, a no-merkin beatdown was the name of the game, and it went a little something like this:

    The THANG:

    WARMERAMA:

    • Moseyrama over to the school front and circle up
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Variable IC Reps to get the muscles warm top to bottom

    COP #1:

    • Mosey around to the amphitheater 
    • ABBITHEATER ASCENTS:
    • Variable IC reps on each step with a short mosey in between
    • Exercises: Big O’s, Dips, Flutters, Freddie Mercury’s, Boat/Canoe, Variable Plankorama, DR.W’s

    COP #2:

    • Mosey through Snuff’s Gate to the Field
    • OLD HUNDRED:
    • Descending OYO reps, decrease from 100 to 10, with a variable movement or sprint length of field between
    • Exercises: Calf Raises, Mtn Climbers, LBC’s, SSH’s, Oblique LBC’s, …Can’t recall…, Plank Jacks, Donkey Kicks, Heels to Heaven, Snuffing (deep breathing)

    Mosey BTTF for COT:

    • Counterama # 6
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • YHC took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  It was really great to see Fiona out this morning – welcome back bro!!! Always fun to remember how he earned his nickname – cause he said wearing gloves was for princesses. Haha!  There was a generally light spirit to accompany the grind (with the ever clever quips from Thugs), and a nice cool temp was welcome while the six pack perfected their six packs. SYITG! ~DTH

    Announcements:

    Prayer Requests:

    • Prayers for our BRR brothers as they head out today for the relay
    • Prayers for YHC preparing for a big presentation next week at the World Medical conference
  • Grumblechatter

    14 studs posted to SOT for a Tryhard Running Bootcamp. Some were happier about then others, but everyone got a good sweat and did stuff they’d have never done alone. 

    The THANG:

    • Mosey over to Mount Midlo and circle up for an F3 Welcome, Disclaimer, and brief outline of the plan
    • The Plan: Run a big loop, stopping a bunch of times to work out (YHC hadn’t planned exactly what exercises, but it worked out OK)
    • 31 days in August, so we started with 31 reps, then moseyed a ways, and stopped for 30 reps, then moseyed a ways, then stopped for 29 reps….and on and on…some in cadence, some OYO
    • Gumbo called out the fact that YHC shouldn’t be calling a mosey between stops when YHC was taking off at full running speed – “Noted good Sir!
    • YHC also messed up and gifted the PAX an extra rep around COP #14, which got the Grumblechatter going
    • To be fair Duke had already been leading the Grumblechatter from the get go, but corporate grief sharing was going strong toward the end of our “little” run
    • We were down to the 8 Rep mark by the time we got BTTF, and Rosie was kind enough to help YHC’s oxygen deprived brain come up with some rapid fire exercises (he has great experience with this doing the annual 12 Days of Christmas)
    • We finished with x1 Burpee, which the PAX gladly completed given that was not called earlier!
    • Was great to meet McRibb this morning, and to get to see some other deep South homies that aren’t usually at YHC’s usual stomping grounds (NoToll/Forge/R&R). 
    • Will definitely work to be out at SOT more often!!!

    COT:

    • Counterama # 14
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • YHC took the PAX out in Prayer

    Announcements:

    Prayer Request: Rosie shared a prayer request for a family who suddenly lost a husband/father named Jeff, who died in his sleep. He has a kid entering freshman year of high school. If this doesn’t break your heart and cause you to hold your loved ones close, not sure what would. Not one of us is guaranteed tomorrow, so I hope you’ll be challenged to ask yourself the “What What” – “What happens to me and my loved ones when I die?”, and “What does that change about how I’m living my life today?”