Author: Dr Tryhard

  • the floor is LAVA

    The Crossing Crew was expecting molten temperatures, but 97 and breezy wasn’t all that bad in the shade… until you stepped onto 120 degree pavement in the sun. The Q thought very briefly about taking the PAX inside the church, but the Core Principles were instead honored in gloriously sweaty fashion – in the following manner:

    The THANG: 

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Mosey loops around the Annex Lot and circle up
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • The usual DTH top to bottom IC Reps

    COP #1: 

    • Mosey down to the Portico (shaded)
    • Partner up for B.O.M.B.S. – Similar to Dora 1-2-3 but more exercises, B.O.M.B.S. consisted of Burpees (25x), Overhead Press holding Low Squat (50x), Merkins (75x), Big Boy Sit-ups (100x), and Squats (125x). Partner 1 does reps while Partner 2 bear crawls 20 yards, and lunges back to switch. 
    • Mosey BTTF for a 3min water break

    COP #2:

    • Mosey down to the church
    • BLAZING HOT POLE SMOKERS (zero shade)
    • x30 reps OYO holding onto a parking space pole, legs straight, getting the hips off the ground to kick the sign

    COP #3:

    • Mosey around to the shaded side of the church, and circle up on a nice soft patch of grass
    • MARY – variable, more than 6 minutes, all reps in cadence, to include:
    • Crunchy Frogs
    • Low Flutters
    • WWII’s
    • LBC’s
    • Oblique LBC’s (each side)
    • High Flutters
    • Groiners 
    • (Feel like I missed one or two…)

    COP #4:

    • Short mosey to the brick wall
    • WALLORAMA
    • Hoedowns x10 IC
    • Heel Slappers x10 IC
    • Dirty Hookups x10 IC (ea side)
    • Variable stretching

    Bernie BTTF:

    • Water Break

    COT:

    • Counterama # 5
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • BOM Prayer

    NMS:  Solid work by The Crossing PAX. Extra credit to House Party for adding personal burpees to the workout. SORRY, WAS THIS NOT HARD ENOUGH FOR YOU MR LONGSLEEVES?!? Dude’s a beast. With shoulders smoked from NoToll and Ruckhenge, it was nice to focus on legs and abbs. Appreciated the opportunity to lead gents! Yours AYE! ~DTH

  • The Weight of TIME

    Eleven HIM’s converged at Ruckhenge in 1000% humidity to happily discover that a new DTH caber would accompany their morning ruck. This conifer log is about 8’ long and weighs about 80-100 pounds, dense with embedded sap. The PAX took turns in pairs to share her uncomfortable weight as we looped through Larus and local neighborhoods. (See pictures on Slack). Dealer was heard to exclaim “oof, that log just hits different!” An official name of this hefty new coupon is still in progress but current candidates like “Justinian” and “Sophia” hail from our new book “The Uses of the Past: Profiles of Former Societies” by Herbert Muller (published 1952), and coincides with our post-ruck round table discussing world history in contrast with modern society issues/conflicts. Perhaps she will embody the weight of the past by simply being called “TIME.” Or we could call her “RAPTURE” (another topic discussed) as pertains to the unpredictability of the future. Can any of us guarantee tomorrow? Let’s get AFTER it today gentlemen! Yours AYE! ~Dr Tryhard

  • Chicken Junkie for the WIN!

    37 PAX including 12 proud Dads, one baller Mrs Heist & a massive gaggle of hard-charging 2.0’s (plus four lovely ladies in waiting doing their own walk/run) posted to The Forge for a memorable (and crazy fun) Father’s Day beatdown. Here’s how we honored the day!

    The THANG: 

    THE RULE OF THE DAY:

    • No dad mosey’s without carrying a kid

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Mosey to the bottom of Mount Chaplain, switch kid-load and run back to the top to circle up
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • The usual “fun” DTH Reps

    GETTING THERE:

    • Mosey past the high school, stopping briefly for curb crawls, both ways
    • Keep moseying down to the soccer field

    HUGE-BALL CRAB SOCCER – Round 1:

    • Split into two teams lining up behind goal lines then take the field via crab walk
    • After a goal scored take a “break”

    AMPHITHEATER “BREAK”:

    • Partner up for three rounds of amphitheater reps – Partner 1 does abb work at the bottom, Partner 2 box jumps to the top then jumps back down to switch

    HUGE-BALL BEAR/RUN SOCCER – Round 2:

    • Teams line up behind goal lines then take the field via bear crawl, but kids under 6 allowed to stand up and run/kick/tackle
    • After goal scored take another “break”

    HILLSIDE “BREAK”:

    • CLOCKWORK MERKINS – x3 merkins for each hour of the clock face all the way around

    HUGE-BALL CRAB/BEAR/RUN RUGBY – Round 3:

    • Teams line up behind goal lines then take the field via bear crawl OR crab walk, but kids under 7 allowed to stand up and run/kick/tackle – full on rugby happening…

    MOSEY BACK:

    • Dad’s shoulder kids and mosey BTTF
    • En route stop for coupon squats (kids still in shoulders)

    FRISBEE FETCH:

    • DTH collects frisbee while CHAPLAIN leads a Mummy Kick extravaganza
    • Kid throws the frisbee, first Dad calls an exercise/reps then their own kid throws next
    • Completed maybe 8 throws down and up Mount Chaplain with variable reps

    MOSEY TO THE SLIP&SLIDE:

    • OYO participation, competing for style points, ladies serving as judges
    • CHICKEN JUNKIE for the Win!

    MOSEY BTTF for COT:

    • Counterama # 37
    • Namerama (for time’s sake new kid names chosen by their dad’s)
    • Closing Prayer
    • Tailgating and further slop&slide fun

    NMS:  This was an AWESOME group today! Solid PAX of HIM’s and their families today, with all the kids having a blast and all the Dad’s getting a solid beatdown. Kudos to Mrs Heist for joining the workout. Props to SABLE carrying two kids for all the mosies, and to a couple older Chaplain 2.0’s embracing the carry-challenge as well! Shout out to FNG Chicken Junkie for winning the slip&slide competition. And thanks to all those who brought food and bevvies for afterwards. Let’s do it again soon! Yours AYE! ~DTH

  • Champions Rule Losers Drool

    A lucky 13 ultimate warriors took to the perfect turf field of The Forge for a 6v7 game of Ultimate. Our captains Snuff and Oyster picked teams, trying to evenly split by footwear and height. Turns out neither of those variables matter, nor even an extra player. Team Snuff maintained a strong lead with excellent passing and TD runs, winning over Team Oyster 7-4. Thanks to L Woods for bringing the pinnies which helped a ton. Welcome to FNG Dopamine (Jacob from Midlothian area) who’s a premed undergrad at Randolph Macon currently shadowing DTH. Appreciate all you guys showing up and putting in the work! Yours AYE! ~DTH

  • Hard On For Morning Men

    Seven gloom warriors shattered any remnant of lazy Saturday vibes by packing out heavy steel weights and speed rucking a few miles around Rockwoods Park in preparation for Big Rig’s birthday Q. Great to meet Cavity Search and share some missionary adventure stories. Gos is good all the time! Yours AYE, DTH

  • Sweet Alphabet Sweat

    4 uncommonly handsome met gathered at the crossing of life and sweat. With HP’s knee bothering him we decided to chill the pace and leave modification wide open. In true Pearls fashion the PAX stopped 26 times circumventing the church grounds to bang out reps (usually 20 IC) for every letter of the alphabet. After the NoToll shoulderfest it was a pleasure to keep a slowsy vibe and of course the conversation with old friends was sublime. God is good all the time! Yours, DTH

  • Packin Balls

    What do you do when the guy who’s been holding your ruck gear no-shows? Load up an extra bag with a set of heavy bocce balls and roll out in style to the jolly cadence of balls clacking. Nice to catch up with PR and Scram and get to know Bru. Rocked out a little over 3 miles through Larus trails and Stony Point Fashion Park. Deep conversation followed at Einstein along theological lines. God is good all the time! Yours AYE! ~DTH

  • Pickle Pounders in the Kitchen

    23 gloom studs saddled up for a ride on the pain train. After a 3 month hiatus serving abroad YHC was rearing to go. Here’s how we won the day:

    The THANG:

    WARMERAMA:

    • Mosey onto the BBall Court and line up
    • Brief F3 Welcome & Disclaimer
    • x5 BURPEE SUICIDES (a suicide followed by 5 burpees, for x5 reps) – one for each flight YHC had to take to get home from the mission field
    • LIFO Snuff arrived just in time to miss the 25 burpees, so we did x5 Body Builders (8-ct burpee) in his honor
    • Circle up for Variable IC reps 
    • Warm? Let’s go wreck the shoulders…

    COP #1:

    • Mosey back to the Tennis courts
    • 4-CORNER SHOULDERAMA
    • x10 Diamond Merkins
    • x20 No Cheat Merkins
    • x30 Werkins
    • x40 CDD’s
    • Bear Crawl between court corners (alt to Crab Walk or Lunge as needed)

    COP #2:

    • Mosey around to the main fields’ chainlink fence
    • CHAINSMOKERS x50 OYO

    COP #3:

    • Mosey back to the Pickleball Courts
    • PICKLEBALL 50’s
    • At each of the individual Pickleball court the PAX is given an exercise to complete – first man to x50 calls out, and PAX moves on to the next court (front runner calls the next exercise)
    • x6 courts completed with variable exercises called: Monkey Humpers, Alabama Prom Dates, Pickle Pounders, LBC’s, American Hammers, SSH’s

    BTTF:

    • Mosey back through trails, stopping a fee times to lunge walk to wait for the Six
    • 2MoM – scrunchy frogs & WWII’s

    COT:

    • Counterama # 23
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • Prayer

    Prayer Requests:

    • NTB Family Loss
    • Warby & Snuff traveling 
    • DTH settling back in

    NMS:  Beautiful cool bright morning to be back at it with this crowd of fine brothers. YHC’s slaughter start instructions were a little rusty, but recovered with the IC reps. Somebody has clearly been slipping HIM-enhancing drugs into L Woods water bottle – now it’s hard to keep up with that dude! Fantastic to see a bunch of Summer Tourists beef up the NoToll numbers – thx to Hutton for leading this. Highlight of the morning was Gumbo’s hilarious sexual innuendo on the Pickleball Court – he had us all rolling. Kudos to Heist for keeping the Six with us, and to Machismo for taking a moment to grease the palm of the new Park Supervisor. I’ve been all over the world, but you guys are all on the next level – LET’s GO!  Yours AYE! ~DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

    • Summer Tour
    • Timberwolf Games Challenge weekly
    • Alamo-Bros VQ Week
    • Breaking Bread

  • Repathon Exhaustion & Shots for International Travel

    A dozen HIM’s including one FNG and one brother from Downrange posted to the Grand Finale of the DTH Farewell Tour. There was just one plan – put the musical beatdown album on random shuffle and do a ton of reps. Here’s how the PAX conquered the flesh and sent the good Doctor off in style:

    The THANG: 

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Mosey loops around the lot with variable movements and circle up on the BBall Court
    • Music thumpin, PAX directed to do SSH’s and Burpees while YHC provided the FNG with a breathless Welcome & Disclaimer
    • The usual smattering of DTH reps IC

    COP #1: 

    • Mosey around to the playground, and stop off to take another spin on the WHEEL OF DEATH
    • Partner up, one HIM planking on the rail with his partner holding his feet
    • Standing PAX walk clockwise while planking PAX grip the rail and move the Wheel of Death, then their ever-spontaneous Q called Merkins while spinning
    • Switch positions with partners and they also get a clockwise turn with merkins
    • Switch again for unwinding counter-clockwise and this time with Tempo merkins
    • Final switch for the other half to have their turn

    COP #2:

    • Mosey down the road and turn onto the woods paved trail, stopping at the first pavilion
    • Assorted reps called on the benches while tunes thumpin, including Wingnuts, Dips, and Derkins – with jump squats thrown in for every particular lyric heard

    COP #3:

    • Mosey down the trail into the woods a ways, then shift to moving lunges to the beat, then mosey a ways further to stop at the bottom of a hill
    • Partner up for APD’s at the bottom while partner bear crawls back up the hill AND BACK DOWN (thanks Mudslide) for three total rounds

    COP #4:

    • Mosey to the next hill, even steeper, and PAX run a hill loop up and down three times
    • Mosey on to the next Pavilion and plank up in front of a bench
    • To the beat, walk hands from ground to seat to table top and back down in repeat for a couple minutes (until Q exhaustion), then switch to dips, then switch to Moroccan Night Clubs, the Raise the roof, and finally Beam slappers (jump up to the beat to slap pavilion beam overhead with alternating hands)
    • YHC beginning to feel spent at this point but the FNG was wearing a big smile so gotta keep pushin hard

    COP #5:

    • Mosey the path back out toward the baseball fields, with some Bernie Sanders, and then recovery walking and squat dancing for the SIX
    • 3 Matrons of the gloom walking up to the PAX, so PAX directed to plank up on either side of the trail and then drop to low plank salute as they pass – they loved this
    • Line up on the Baseball field for SPRINTS – 50%, then 100%, then 75%, then Bernie

    COP #6:

    • Mosey around the park loop to the grass hill
    • x3 Rounds running up and down the hill, with x10 Hand-release Merkins at the bottom, and x10 Squat Jumps at the top

    Mosey BTTF:

    • Circle up in plank and drop it to low plank for a review of the F3 Mission, Credo, and 5 CP’s. That’s TIME!

    COT:

    • Counterama # 12
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • BOM Prayer
    • Bourbon shots at the RC Tailgate Bar
    • Group Selfie

    Prayer Requests:

    • DTH leaving Monday for a 3 month medical mission trip in Papua New Guinea. Prayers for safe travels and Kingdom impact. Pls follow our Blog updates:  hendersonsinmissions.blogspot.com 

    NMS:  Beautiful Spring morning to bring the heat to the Rock&Roll PAX, and awesome to welcome Pierogi’s friend TROEGS to the brotherhood! He comes from PA and enjoys brewing beer, hence the nickname. Also enjoyed meeting TAILSPIN down range from Tennessee – works on helicopters and such. It’s been a tiring week for YHC finalizing a LOT of life before leaving the country and there’s also been some tough physical beatdowns through the week, so YHC was honestly gassed by about the 0740 mark. Seems a lot of the PAX were also gassed, so the nonstop high rep counts to music probably contributed. Deeply appreciate the words of encouragement and show of support from everyone. The bourbon was AWESOME Rodeo Clown – thank you for bringing it out. Will certainly miss you guys, but we’ll be back at the end of May. Keep pushing hard and sign up to Q!  Yours AYE! ~DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

  • Fully Erect

    Four hardwoods came to Rockwood fully erect. RC was a true brother and helped NTB keep his upright. Dawn breaking over the lake was glorious. Miles were accomplished without anyone blowing their load. RC hooked us up with farewell bourbon shots at COT. Deeply grateful for these HIM’s standing in the gap. AYE! ~DTH