Tag: #CSAUP

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  • Black Friday Event

    Black Friday Event

    Time: 7 am Sharp

    Date: November 27, 2020

    Place: Forest Hill Park, Shelter 1

    What: Do a lap every hour on the hour until you are finished. Last person standing wins. Options for laps are 1) 4 mile run trail loops 2) 5 mile run road loops 3) 6 mile bike trail loops and 4) 10 mile bike road loops. You must complete the previous lap within and hour and you cannot start the next lap until the start of the next hour.

    All are welcome, M’s, 2.0’s friends, family, whomever. Let me know if you plan to attend. Event is self supported, but I would like to get a sense of how many people will be there.

  • CSAUP Winners

    The CSAUP went off without a hitch this weekend. It was an overwhelming success and far exceeded exceptions of all that participated.

    The Thang: Run, Ride or crawl from Shiplock Park to Jamestown and Back. Total mileage 103+.

    NMM

    There are way too many teams and participants to mention in this backblast, so I am just going to mention the winners.

    Winning running team was Circle K, Swiper, Gomer Pyle, Saab and TYA. They launched at 6pm Friday and finished just after 630 am on Saturday morning. Total time on the course 12:34 minutes. All had an extraordinary time. Lots of sites seen and laughs had along the way

    Winning biker was 7-11 (Karoline Thurman). She finished the biking portion in just over seven hours. Not only did she crush the course, but this was her first 100 mile plus bike ride. Previous long ride was 52 miles and she completed over 105 on this trip. Too add to her extraordinary accomplishment, it rained for over 60 our of the 100+ miles and it was 50 degrees. Rain and cold on the bike are no easy hurdle to overcome.

    Great job to all of the other teams that participated on this event. You guys made the event!

  • Second Annual-First Inaugural Retreat

    And still the champions – Gumbo & Vinny (‘Stache Bros)!

    30-40 meats posted at the butchery for our second iteration of the Retreat. Many thanks to each of you for making it what it is, an ode to, and showcase of the ‘Stache Bros.

    As usual, the main event, the annual Gumbo & Vinny win, Cornhole Tournament was a blast. There were good outfits (mine), bad outfits (TYAs), and things worn that should never, ever be considered again (DTH / Hardywood).

    The food was excellent, and the brotherhood was even better. This is a gathering I very much look forward to each year. It was great seeing my brothers, old and new.

    Mark your calendars now for the 3rd Annual-First Inaugural Retreat: 10/2/2021.

    And still the champions – Gumbo & Vinny (‘Stache Bros)!

    Anonymous quotes from our gathering:

    “Sure, but I haven’t shotgunned a beer in 35 years.”

    “I’d pay $30 for a Gatorade, right now.”

    “Cornhole meant something different when I was a kid.”

    “Gumbo & Vinny are unstoppable.” – All of you said this at some point.

    “Fore.”

    “Are we at a Megadeth concert”?

    “Pretend like they are North Koreans.”

    “Who brought the school desk?”

    (Feel free to add any additional, and very much unattributed quotes from the day).

    Love you clowns.

  • PreBlast: 2nd Annual First Inaugural F3RVA Retreat – 10/3/2020

    PreBlast: 2nd Annual First Inaugural F3RVA Retreat – 10/3/2020

    Brothers, this year’s Retreat will once again be held at the Gomer Pyle family compound in Amelia. Gates will open at 2:00 PM.

    Site Address: Text me (804-852-0800) or see Gomer Pyle. For security reasons, the address will not be posted here .

    Cornhole: Gumbo and I look forward to defending our title. Two man teams need to start forming now so that E.F Hutton can set up the brackets. Teams should be comprised of members from different nano-regions. Please use the sign-up sheet on Google Docs. This – double elimination tournament – will start at 2:00.

    BYOE: Bring your own everything, plus anything you want to share with the group. Last year Rosie donated 100 oysters to the cause. We will have Circle K’s massive grill, but if you want to smoke something, a la Shakedown, you’ll need to bring your own smoker, etc.

    Camping: We will be camping out for one night. Bring tents, truck beds, whatever you will need.

    Organized Events: Other than cornhole, there will be none. This event is not about working out – we do that all year round. This is a 2nd F event! There will be other lawn games available for impromptu fun. Last year this format worked very well. Simply hang out and enjoy yourselves.

    Looking forward to it!

  • No BRR, lets run (and bike) anyways

    The pandemic has played havoc with a lot of our lives and traditions this year and one of them that it interfered with is the BRR. For the first time in 5 years F3RVA did not field a team. So….we still need to keep our bodies moving and have some fun. But do it in a pandemic friendly way. For that reason, we are going to do a CSAUP event, but not get the whole group together at once.

    When: Weekend of October 23. Starting window opens at 12 noon on Friday and ends midnight Sunday night.

    Where: Capital trail, out and back from Shiplock Park to Jamestown. Total miles ~ 103.

    Teams: Running or biking teams. Running teams of 1 to 8 and biking teams of 1 to 4. I will publish the transition areas for the relay the week before the race. The legs will be approximately 4 – 8 miles per leg for running and 10 – 15 for bikers.

    How: Get your team together, decide on a starting time, run the race and post the times. There will be prizes (both good and bad).

    I am sure there are a million questions, so I am reopening my office hours. Should you have a question, complaint or any other comment, I can be reached on my cell phone between 9:00 and 9:01 GMT every other Thursday.

  • SOJ Vanquishes the Murder Bunny in Gruesome Hand to Hand Combat

    Coconut husk hoofbeats echoed across the misty gloom as fourteen Knights of the South assembled for battle. Their enemy – the indomitable Murder Bunny – known across all the land for mercilessly ripping men’s vertebrae asunder. Leering vultures hungrily awaiting the expected outcome witnessed the battle scene as follows:

    The THANG:

    Warmerama:

    • Mosey down to the Field
    • Collect blocks on route
    • Welcome & F3 Disclaimer
    • Variable Mary Warm-ups and a little practice of the IPC moves:

    IPC WEEK #4:

    • For TIME, complete the following:
    • Baseline x10 Burpee Block Jump Overs (BBJO’s)
    • Murder Bunny to the 25 yard line
    • x25 Block Squat Thrusters
    • Run back with block to baseline
    • x10 Burpee Block Jump Overs (BBJO’s)
    • Murder Bunny to the 50 yard line
    • x50 Alternate Block Merkins (two count!)
    • Run back with block to baseline
    • x10 Burpee Block Jump Overs (BBJO’s)
    • Murder Bunny to the 75 yard line
    • x75 Block Curl Press
    • Run back with block to baseline
    • x10 Burpee Block Jump Overs (BBJO’s)
    • Murder Bunny to the 100 yard line
    • x100 Block Windshield Wipers (single count)
    • Run back with block to baseline
    • x10 Burpee Block Jump Overs (BBJO’s)
    • DONE!

    Mosey BTTF for COT:

    • Counterama # 14
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Comments)
    • YHC took us out in Prayer

    NMS:

    • !!!VICTORY IS OURS!!! The SOJ Knights have won the day, completing the final 2020 IPC with phenomenal effort and overall times. Hardywood led the way with a Herculean time of 24:42!!! Tclaps brother (and thanks for being YHC’s rabbit!) As it stands, SOJ has officially decided the Murder Bunny will be fondly remembered as a conquered foe, never to raise it’s ugly head again… (somewhere a bunch of SOJ’s guys are desperately knocking on the nearest wood…). YHC and Boberry have greatly enjoyed the opportunity to facilitate the IPC this year, and suspect the RVA PAX have officially staked claim in the winner’s circle! Keep on the lookout for final scores! YHC, Dr Tryhard

  • Inaugural Daville 35

    12 Davillians (11 + 1 honorary member) verged on the grounds of the Rutland clubhouse parking lot for a great alternative to the Colonial 70.

    This how it when down

    Setup: 4 teams arrived at the parking lot at 4:30am, setup camp, warmed up, and got instructions from YHC on the 35 mile race.

    THANG

    There were 4 teams of 3 runners. Each runner would completed two loops (6.2 miles & 5.5 miles) in a relay style race.

    Routes

    Loop #1 – 6.2 miles (10K) took the runners over the fly over to service road around and behind Atlee HS. Then into Honey Meadows and around the trail. Finally back the same way then around the Bojangles loop

    Loop #2 – 5.5 miles took the runners around the Rutland Neighborhood into Knollwood for a loop and a hill. Out of Knollwood into Cool Spring West for a loop around that trail. Out and back to Rutland passing the parking lot to the Bojangles loop

    MOLESKIN

    What a great CSAUP!! The PAX crushed their projected times with every team finishing in less than 5 hours. Team Trailblazers lead the way after time penalty was add to another team (more that later). Here were the results

    • Team Trailblazers (Marco Polo, Pavarotti, Helix) – 4:45:10
    • Team The Rat Pack (Faceplant, Corned Beef, Trout) – 4:46:20
    • Team United Nations (The Carpenter, Spit, Bulkhead) – 4:46:35
    • Team Alpha Omega (Sludge, Opus, Glide) – 4:57:20

    The Rat Pack had to take a unfortunate time penalty since Corned Beef didn’t take the correct turn on his 2nd run.

    A few highlights:

    • Faceplant to the title for the fastest 10k with a 44:25
    • Several PAX set PR’s on their 10k including YHC (47:34)
    • Thanks to Luggie who was our runner support on bike
    • “The Returners” (last year’s Colonial team) show what they learned from last year by prepping wiser.
    • The whole race felt like a competition with all team at one point within 5 minutes of each other and three time finishing within a minute and half.

    Final Thoughts – This was fun, challenging, and up lifting. The PAX is already looking forward to do it again soon!

    SPIT ON THAT!!

  • HBR Iron Pax Challenge Week 3

    3rd F: (Faith)
    Join us this evening at 8pm for the bi-weekly fellowship faith discussion. Zoom link is located in the 3RD F Slack Channel

    On going TAP for the Education staff, Students, and families in this new Virtual learning world.

    2nd F (Fellowship)
    Still time to signup for the Cornhole tournament at the Men’s Retreat on October 3rd.

    Runners: The Diamond is back open for the weekly Wednesday Run club. It starts at 6:15 PM and has both a 4 and 6 mile route. Food and beverages afterwards. Get place to EH future pax.

    Meet-up at Wilson’s house on Saturday night at midnight. He wants his house painted in Miami Dolphin logos and colors. Wants it to be a surprise for his M. 🙂 DM Wilson for details.

    1st F (Fitness) AKA: The Thang
    K.I.S.S.

    • Start
      • Run 400m
        • 100 merkins
      • Run 400m
        • 90 squats
      • Run 400m
        • 80 merkins
      • Run 400m
        • 70 squats
      • Run 400m
        • 60 merkins
      • Run 400m
        • 50 squats
      • Run 400m
        • 40 merkins
      • Run 400m
        • 30 squats
      • Run 400m
        • 20 merkins
      • Run 400m
        • 10 squats
      • Run 800m
    • End (Total work is 3 miles of running, 300 merkins, and 250 squats.)

    NMS:
    The IPC doesn’t leave much room for mubblechatter so the moleskin is typically hard to put out there… typically random ramblings of strange thoughts that happen when its 530 in the morning and you are oxygen deprived from doing something your body will hate you for later. I will spare you all from the wonderings i had this morning while trying to catch Probation on the track as to why i have the channels i do with the free to air antenna… but i can tell you that for some random reason.. i like Grizzly Adams again. 🙂 Another thing… does any one have any idea why the 1st Merkin is the hardest when doing a ladder. The set of 40; i had to talk myself into that 1st one like a drunk sailor trying to coach his 1st step after getting up off the bar stool… I would imagine after the 90 Squats we all looked like drunk sailors trying to run that track…. oh yeah… who thought it was a good idea to make a track out of tiny sand sized rocks.. that crap is like sandpaper if you get a piece in your sock. Glad i didnt get a piece in my sock, but sure thought of it while i was pacing Light House on the 1st lap. Wait a minute?!?!?! where is Handshake? he was on the text tread yesterday.. didnt see him at HoeDown either… Bet he was watching football to late. Dang… Is that Bodos and GomerPyle already on the other side of the track.. we just started??!?!?!? i wonder if they got rocks in their socks. Are spots normal when you are doing 80 merkins after sprinting a 400? I think they are.. it must be the oxygen i’m not getting and yet still think it is a good idea to keep going when the body is screaming stop.. ok.. maybe a little break… stop it self.. no breaks until you are done.
    OOOPs.. sorry about the random thoughts..

    Until next time.

    v/r
    John (Gypsy) Boles

  • Girls Just Want to Have Fun

    17(!) PAX chose the hard thing. They posted to NoToll knowing it was week 2 of the IronPAX challenge. According to the confused police officers this is how it went down.

    Early meet at 5:15am, collect coupons from YHC’s low riding vehicle and mosey to the pre-measured and marked field. 15 minutes of general warm up and explanation. Included lots of arm circles to try and loosen up.

    Started the timer and the 80s work out mix on the speaker and we were off for

    The THANG

    Place coupon at Shovel Flag.  Start timer.  Complete a 400m run that starts and ends at Shovel Flag (do not carry block)

    Pick up block and complete 10 Thrusters at the Shovel Flag

    Rifle carry coupon to cone A (please completely move beyond/around cone)

    Complete 25 Decline Merkins at cone A

    Rifle carry coupon back to Shovel Flag (please completely move beyond/around Shovel Flag)

    Complete 10 Thrusters at the Shovel Flag

    Rifle carry coupon to cone B

    Complete 25 Blockees at cone B

    Rifle carry coupon back to Shovel Flag

    Complete 10 Thrusters at the Shovel Flag

    Rifle carry coupon to cone C

    Complete 25 Weighted Squats at cone C

    Rifle carry coupon back to Shovel Flag

    Complete 10  Thrusters at the Shovel Flag

    Rifle carry coupon to cone D

    Complete 25 Kettle Bell Swings at cone D

    Rifle carry coupon back to Shovel Flag

    Complete 10 Thrusters at the Shovel Flag

    Rifle carry coupon to cone E

    Complete 25 Vertical Block Presses at cone E

    Rifle carry coupon back to Shovel Flag

    Complete 10 Thrusters at the Shovel Flag

    Rifle carry coupon to cone F

    Complete 25 Alpos at cone F

    Rifle carry coupon back to Shovel Flag

    Complete 10 Thrusters at the Shovel Flag

    **This completes one full round** 

    Rinse and repeat for 43 minutes. 

    Recover, then collect coupons and assorted accessories and head BTTF.

    Numbers, names, announcements, YHC took us out.

    NMM

    This was easily the hardest workout YHC has completed since joining F3. Every PAX who posted pushed themselves and got better. This was truly a You Against Your workout where each man should be proud of what he accomplished. TCLAPS to Speedo for posting after a 4 year break! The humor of the PAX is unparalleled. Orange Crush was disappointed there was no Cyndi Lauper on the mix. The music took Mr. Roper back to his heyday on the roller skating rink in his canadian tuxedo.

  • SOJ Conquers IPC Wk1

    A pumped up gang of mighty men converged at NoToll this morning to take on Week 1 of the Iron Pax Challenge. Along with the famed clipboard, DTH upped the gadget game with a whiteboard detailing the routine and Bluetooth speaker sounding off the EMOM timer. Here’s how SOJ set the pace for F3RVA:

    The THANG:

    WarmUp:

    • Mosey to the lush field and circle up
    • Welcome & F3 Disclaimer
    • DQ’s x10 IC
    • YHC demonstrated and led a few reps of each exercise in the planned routine

    IronPax Challenge Week 1:

    • EMOM (every minute on the minute), complete x3 Burpees, and meanwhile complete the following:
    • x50 HRRM’s (both hands off ground at bottom then one hand off ground at top of each merkin – we did a shoulder tap)
    • x100 Leg Raises
    • x150 Jungle Boi Squats (deep squats with touching both hands to ground between feet, then raised overhead with jumping feet off ground)
    • x200 WWII’s
    • x250 Lunges (single count)
    • Scored for individual Elapsed Time

    Cool Down:

    • Variable Mary and stretches

    Mosey BTTF for COT:

    • Counterama # 15
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Comments)
    • YHC took us out in Prayer

    NMS:

    • Impressive performance again from the SOJ pax with times ranging 21:36 to 36min. Tclaps to Fresh Prince, Don Draper, and Rosie setting the pace at something akin to a blur. The burpees every minute were annoying, but ultimately became a respite from the relentless pain of the gazillion routine reps. Don’t know about the rest of you but YHC has been wobbling around on spaghetti legs this morning! Also Tclaps to a few guy who did not let their form waver despite the high rep count (among others, YHC noted Snuff and Florence really honoring the form) – you may have come up with slower times, but you guys are winners at an entirely higher level!!! The IPC is really a powerful exercise of the F3 You-versus-You model — it really doesn’t matter what your ultimate finish time is, if you pushed yourself hard to do your best, then you are reaping what you sow. YHC really appreciates how many of you guys are stepping up to do the IPC this year – CSAUP sucks, but sure as hell is a lot more fun with you guys alongside! All my respect, YHC, DTH