Tag: #CSAUP

Completely Stupid and Udderly Pointless

  • White Dashed Line Express

    ONE Pax lined up at the start of a steamy morning, Rockwood Park-style, for the latest edition of The Clinic Morning Wood. Temperatures were 70 and sunny. According to the walkers sauntering counter-clockwise around the loop, the following might have happened.

    Arrive 5:45, having scouted the AO on Friday. Proceed to the new meeting spot. Plant the flag.

    5:50. Stretch.

    5:55. Listen to the crickets. Stretch.

    5:59. Really? Not one guy? No worries. The Clinic takeover has begun.

    6:00. Run the loop. Start with the Solid White Dash loop (or, YHC thinks that’s the one).

    Route: Head from the parking spot along the gravel driveway-ish thing to the second entrance gate. Stay on the asphalt path, dodging minor fallen branches. Eventually, arrive at the Nature Center. Continue on various permutations of the asphalt paths and / or the park look until 6:25.

    6:26…arrive at the shovel flag.

    Number, name, and YHC took himself out…

    NMS: It’s the Homegrown Half day, but still…zero PAX? That’s an AO left unguarded. With a new Q. Who is a first-time PAX at the AO. And, with that, the right to Q anytime YHC shows up going forward has been invoked in perpetuity. This does not happen often (probably, it should never happen). But, given how often YHC hits Morning Wood (1st time), it’s a good little spot. That said, YHC thinks maybe 2016/17 or super early ‘18 was the last time we left a PAX to Q a new-to-them AO alone. YHC will look for the old BB. Heaven’s Gate or Green Acres in DaVille, if memory serves.

    UpChuck spits the bit.

  • DeadPool and Wolv… No, just McBig Rig

    Party of 2 for Premature Acceleration at Goyne Park. Pool Boy beat me to the punch today as I stayed in the fartsack for a few extra Zs. I was about 10 minutes late, but Deadpool (Pool Boy’s alter ego) got the party started without me.

    The workout today was provided by Boberry, who opted to smartsack as he was a little under the weather yesterday. Hopefully, the rest day will do him good.

    It was fairly simple.

    25 merkins, then run one half mile. Repeat for 45 minutes. With one catch, each half mile needs to be faster than the previous one.

    There were some modifications but we both got a good early burn in. Luckily there weren’t any pull ups, as we got ready for State Farm’s total beatdown!

    Props to Pool Boy who continues to push himself. This was his first Triple Workout and he brought it to the very end!

  • Florida is a different kind of 70 and Sunny

    63 HIM showed up for the 7th Annual Patriot Games.

    Warmarama: drink some water

    The Thang:
    1776 Yard Run (1.01Mile)
    100 Merkins
    100 LBC
    100 Moroccan Night Clubs (They do these on 1 leg)
    100 Pullups
    100 Squats
    100 Mountain Climbers
    100 Plank Jacks
    100 Lunges
    100 Overhead Claps
    100 Dips
    100 Leg Scissors (Flutter Kicks is a better term)
    100 Step ups
    100 American Hammers
    100 Shoulder Touches
    100 High Knees
    100 SSH

    100 Yard Bear Crawl
    76 Burpees

    NMS: It was great to be down in Fla and attend my 1st Down Range CSAUP. This was Completely Stupid and Utterly Pointless. 63 HIMS showing up knowing what they were getting into… Awesome!! and 2 FNG’s.

    1.5 hours to complete. There was an option to split with a partner, YHC did not see anyone split, everyone was all in. It was a great motivator.

    Oyster

  • Real Feels of +everything

    90 in the Shade for our Warmarama at the Crossing tonight with 5 renegades looking for a beat down from Chaplain and Meatball splitting the Q.

    Mosey to the Portico: SSH, Copperhead Squats, Helicopters, Dead Man Hang, Plank Streches, Merkins,

    COP #1: Bernie Sanders into Karaokes up and back from the South Corner into 3 Sets of 10LBCs >or + 2 Burpees.

    COP #2: Indigenous Peoples Murder Gorilla with American Hammers up the Grassy Hill!

    COP #3: “Compounding Pentagon”; 10 LBCs then 10 LBC +10 Hand Release Merkins, then 10+10+10 Bobby Hurleys, 10+10+10+10 SSH, 10+10+10+10+10 Merkins. Reverso with 10 of the called exercise at each of the Pentagon Points.

    COP #4: Leg Buster Square Circuit: Lt. Dan’s, Crawl Bear, Flying Monkey Humpers, Fwd Straddle Hops.

    COP #5: Incline/Decline; Merkins, Carolina Dry Docks, LBCs, Squats to time.

    Announcements of Convergence 7/4 @ Forest Hill Park and a VQ from @woodsman in 2 weeks. YHC ended the evening with a dip in the “James” to cool off!

  • A 5am Meatloaf Massacre

    Big Rig: I just did a run, let’s do a workout on Saturday

    Boberry: Ok sure , as long it’s not the Cindy 500

    ….. somehow this turned into a doing another ironPAX workout 🙃 … we tried to get other people to post but no one answered the call this time… more likely they were all smarter than us 😂

    here’s the Thang

    Week 2 – Meatloaf’s Massacre
     4 Rounds

    10 Manmakers
    20 Overhead Presses
    30 KB Swings
    40 Goblet Squats
    50 Incline Block Merkins
    1600 meter run*
    *rinse and repeat for rounds 2, 3, and 4 with the following modification. Decrease run 400 meters for each subsequent round. Round 2 will be 1,200m. Round 3 will be 800m, and Round 4 will be 400m

    running low on time so we had to cut the 800m to 400m. Other than that it was completed as stated.

    This one shall be known as the Cindy 250. Tough but nothing touches the Cindy 500… ironPAX is coming soon. Let’s go!!!!

  • Cindy 500 versus The Hardest Mile

    They both suck!!!

    Hardywood said that growth comes in the rough edges, not in the comfortable middle. There’s nothing comfortable about The Cindy 500. An Iron PAX challenge from last summer, YHC suggested we do one of those challenges from last year to State Farm and that was the first one he fired back.

    Holy smokes what a burn! Nothing like lifting a cinder block over your head a whopping 200 times! And that’s not even half the workout! And the grip strength training was not something that was anticipated either.

    Great to have Hardywood make the hike from Amelia, although not a big surprise, as he’s a fan of the hard stuff. He’s doing great things, having just started a new region in Amelia!

    Great work by all the PAX, and some of them even endured Rosie’s 9 year anniversary Q immediately after!

    Come to Horner Park tomorrow (3-6pm) for an SOJ Deep South 2nd F event!

    YHC was blessed to lead!

  • Big Rig’s Fun Run

    8 gazelles loped along the 2.5mile route Big Rig had laid out for Phase 1 of the CSAUP. Great way to see the surrounding area, and a proper warm-up for the pain that was about to ensue… LFGO!

    • Run up Ecoff to bank
    • Run Back
    • Around the school
    • Around the track
    • 2.5miles, 5 minute break

    head to pull-up bars for Phase 2 of the CSAUP.

  • McGruff changes his name to “Dogman”

    YHC was absolutely amped to have a crowd of 20 (including an FNG) to cap off the 1-year F3-Versary/ CSAUP. Really amazing to see the fellas make the trip for part/all of the triple dip of pain we went through this morning. As an ode to the GTE fitness tests and various armed forces PFT’s, YHC decided a little team competition for 2 minute maximums was in order. The shady math by Big Rig’s team came up with something like the following…

    • Warmarama: (Lower Lot), Disclaimer, Various IC Warm-ups, F3 Mission, Principles, Pax Plank/Name circle
    • NOTE: IF YOU SEE MCGRUFF – PLEASE ADDRESS HIM AS DOGMAN GOING FORWARD. Hilarious joke to ask Cookie about. Know your PAX’s name!!!
    • Team-Up: Team State Farm vs Team Big Rig
      • 2 minute Max
      • Team score – SF/BR to tally scores after each round
      • GOOD FORM
      • Each Round Loser – 10 Burpees, Winner – 10 easier Xos

    TABULAR ANALYSIS BELOW!

    Even after verifying the math it DOES seem to appear team Big Rig edged out 3 winning rounds vs 2 rounds for team SF. Form may have been suspect… 😉

    PAX – TEAM Big Rig1 – HR Merkins2 – Hill Bernie3 – Polesmokers4 – Sideline Sprint5 – Burpees
    Big Rig59675828
    Orange Crush53853841
    Heist58979930
    Dealer (63 1st rd)41750928
    Broadway25647925
    Futon41670829
    Woodsman40658825
    Yeehaw46958828
    Swoop50971930
    Boberry40679825
    Total Reps4537264084289
    PAX – TEAM State Farm1 – HR Merkins2 – Hill Bernie3 – Polesmokers4 – Sideline Sprint5 – Burpees
    DTH561178943
    State Farm52657834
    Sable42845921
    Shawn/FNG – Pool Boy6362549
    Warby45677820
    Rudy59977839
    Purple Rain49873826
    Crabgrass44763727
    McGruff45875829
    Cookie38960821
    Total Reps4937863077269
    • Names, Numbers
    • Welcome FNG – “Pool Boy” – Shawn works with Big Rig at Xcel and is a diesel tech. His wife is president of their community pool, while banana hammock was a close second, “Pool Boy” for the win! Excellent work today brother. Post again soon!
    • Announcements
      • Saturday May 25th – Big Rig leading “The Murph” at Rock n Roll, 7am
      • Monday Memorial – 7am convergence at Tredegar Iron Works
      • June 2nd – Family Day – Contact Swoop
      • June 10/11? – Contact DTH/Snuff – backyard pool 2nd F fun
    • YHC took us out in prayer – love and protection for those traveling/celebrating memorial day
    • Note: Over $250 raised for Team brightside! Likely more once the matches start rolling in. Freaking love it!

    2nd F – Coffee and Donuts on the tailgate!

    NMS: My body is thrashed but my cup is full! Thanks again for those HIM’s who came and traveled the 20+ minutes to our little area for a good beat down. Particularly proud of the 8-9 who made it for the triple decker 4:30am run, 5:00am pull-ups, then the finale bootcamp. Special shout out to Big Rig for helping plan this, and happy to have your co-worker Pool Boy finally make it out! Been a transformative year for me, I really hope we all remember that feeling so we can spread this group to the men that need it. An honor to lead this morning. SYITG.

    -State Farm

  • Tall Freaks

    Phase 2 of the triple decker CSAUP! After smashing a 2.5mile run at 4:30am, these 8 Swoldiers (including 2 tall freaks) paired up for some nasty morning wood around the pull-up bars. My hands/grip hurt and I can barely type. Worth it! Here’s what the Bermuda time travelers tackled…

    • Warmarama: Arm Circles, Michael Phelps, Shoulder Opener, Hollow Rocks. PARTNER UP
    1. Escalate Up (1 then 1, 2 then 2… Restart after burnout) – 5 minutes
    2. Hangman Gauntlet (Hang Up to fail, down to fail while partner in Elbow Plank) – 6 minutes
    3. Partner Assisted (Max Reps, 3 sets each)
    4. Toe Touch Dora (Toes to bar), 100 EA (Partner Does SSH)

    Called time to get our tails back to the flag for the 1 year beat down party! Great grip and pull-up strength exhibited by these HIMs.

  • A Double Q made us Croak!

    On a muggy evening, as the sun dipped below the horizon and the air hung heavy with humidity, seven intrepid souls embarked on a mission to conquer the realm of fitness. Without a talked about synced plan, Meatball and Chaplain embarked on a “Double Q”.

    Warmorama: Chaplain led us out on a Mosey to the storage containers on the east fence line and in cadence… Side Straddle Hops, Copperhead Squats, Cherry Pickers, LBCs, Flutter Kicks, Heels to Heaven, Dead Man Hang, Toe Taps. #switchtheQ

    COP1: Indigenous Run around the church. Last Man drops to do a Burpee and then catches up to the pace. Each HIM did this 4-5 times,ish.

    COP2: 11s with Side Straddle Hops on each side, Carrying #Coupons 1 out of 3 lengths.

    COP3: 4 Corners Prostitute Style. 5 Merkins, 10 LBCs, 15 Side Straddle Hops, 20 Flutter Kicks with Extended Arms holding a coupon parallel to the ground. #switchtheQ

    #CSAUP: As each HIM arrived back to the start, sweat already glistening on their brows like a badge of honor, they were greeted not by the usual chirping of crickets, but by a chorus of frogs croaking in perfect harmony. Undeterred, our band of workout warriors took this amphibian serenade as a sign—a sign that only Chaplain could explain as the need for “Ring around the Toadie”. Even nature itself was rooting for their gains.

    With a nod of solidarity and a few awkward stretches thrown in for good measure, they began their workout routine, their grunts and groans mingling with the rhythmic croaks of their newfound amphibian cheerleaders.

    And as they sweated and strained, they couldn’t help but feel a kinship with their croaking companions—a shared commitment to pushing through the swampy muck of adversity, be it physical or amphibious. For on that humid night, amidst the cacophony of croaks and the symphony of sweat, seven guys and a gaggle of frogs forged a bond stronger than any protein shake could ever provide. #switchtheQ

    COP4: Bicep Curls and TriCep Extensions. 3×10 and then 2×10 to come to time.

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