Tag: #CSAUP

Completely Stupid and Udderly Pointless

  • A. A. R. – Startex to Endex

    • This is the After Action Review for the overnight ruck portion of GTE #47 that took place right here in F3RVA on Saturday evening at 6pm and ended at 9am Sunday morning. Calling it an overnight ruck really doesn’t do it justice. It was way more physically challenging than “just a ruck”. There was also so much leadership training and opportunities for camaraderie and personal growth. This is an event which YHC believes truly changed all the HIMs who participated in it for the better.
    • First we will need to add a couple definitions which will continue as we go through. AAR stands for After Action Review, this is feedback from the people they lead that should take place after a leader leads, so that they can hear what went well and what were the opportunities they could have done better. This term will be used again! HIM stands for High Impact Man. A HIM is someone who is making an impact in their community by positively influencing those around him.
    • YHC cannot possibly mention everything that happened over the course of night. But there will be an attempt to capture what transpired over the course of the night.
    • 1745: Feeling some pre-race jitters. (is everything in the bag? Did I get the right kind of rope? Am I ready for the PT test? Will I really not sleep the whole night?)
    • 1755: The energy is palpable, the last of the PAX are rolling in. No sign of Flight Nurse the C1 Cadre for this event.
    • 1800: Flight Nurse comes out from around the side of the Stone House. Yelling and full of piss and vinegar, trying to get our sorry asses in line. C2 Olaf was not far behind, just as full of vip and vigor. We had not all packed the right equipment per the packing list. (YHC had tubular webbing instead of nylon rope). This is the “Welcome Party”. We had to learn how to form a formation. This was like learning how to walk again. Except you don’t control all the legs, you’re just one of the legs. Each mistake came with punishment for the whole team in the form of merkins, mountain climbers, ruck presses, and many more mountain climbers.
    • Before we even did that we had to line up alphabetically by last name. We failed at this twice somehow. Each failure was an opportunity to learn. A chance to get better next time. YHC failed in to get in the right order and switched places after being told to stop. This was an integrity issue, was called out for it, didn’t happen again. Thank you Crash for the teaching moment.
    • Once we finally figured out how to line up by last name we were put into two different platoons. Half of us were Liberty and half were Death. From the famous Richmonder Patrick Henry who said “Give me liberty or give me death!”
    • Next was the PT test, with the platoons facing each other, we did as many hand release merkins as we could in 2 minutes. The standard we were told was 42, at this time we were told that 40 would be acceptable. One side counting, one side exercising, then reverso. With the results tracked by Flight Nurse. Not sure of the exact numbers of all the PAX but YHC knows that there were several RVA studs who crushed this and got numbers up into the 50s!! On the flip side there were a few who didn’t get the full amount…. this would prove telling.
    • After the merkins it was time for butterfly situps. 2 minutes for as many as you can. Standard announced was 52, lowered at this time to 50. Once again so many PAX crushed this! Getting numbers well into the high 50s and even a couple were over 60. Also a few who did not reach standard, one somewhere in the 30s.
    • The next part of the PT test was a 2 mile run in under 18:30. This was extra tricky with no watch to gauge your pace. YHC accidentally ran too fast and was gassed at the end. Forrest Fire absolutely smoked this part of it, cruising at under 7 minutes per mile!! Some of us did not listen to instruction and went to “pick up the six”. Having not registered the explicit instruction not to do so for this event as it was strictly an individual event. We were punished for that…
    • What those of us who went back were doing was following the training we had gotten throughout time in F3 and especially at the GrowSchool that morning where we learned that the credo of F3 is “Leave No Man Behind, and Leave No Man Where You Found Him”.
    • We also learned the 1 man, 2 man and 3 man casualty carries. These would prove useful later…
    • This was when we were split off into our different platoons and learned formation with the help of a Platoon Leader (leader of the PAX), a Guide-on (flag bearer and line leader), and a cornerstone (we form up around them on their command). For Liberty our first Platoon Leader was Sable, the first Guide-on was Try Hard. Our cornerstone was the same throughout the night, Rodeo Clown.
    • Once we learned how to walk we started the beat down as it was getting darker and darker… we traded off between Olaf and Flight Nurse doing various bear crawls, crab walks, airplanes, crawl bears, and SSHs. Any PAX that weren’t able to complete a given exercise were sent to the “Smoke Shack” were they did a different, equally tough exercise with Pink Slip.
    • 2245: After doing this FOR AWHILE, we formed up, loaded up all our water bottles and bags and finally made our way out of Forrest Hill park. Hitting the trails along the river toward the Pottersfield bridge, slowly but surely, as the rain was picking up…
    • 2345: Meet up with support to unload the “implements of woe”. Before we did this we were instructed to give Sable his initial AAR. We had to tell him 3 things he did well, and 3 things he could improve on. To Sable’s credit he acted well on all the feedback and he grew into a better and better leader as the night went on. Even after he was no longer the Platoon Leader. This format worked well for us all to learn how we can be better leaders, what works, and what doesn’t.
    • For each team we had 6 60lb sandbags, one log, a 40lb bag of rocks (32 total rocks from the banks of the mighty James, each one representing one of the AO s here in F3RVA!), and a tarp and about 4 2×4 pieces of wood. Under Sable’s direction we had 9 minutes to find a way to wrap the tarp around the the 2x4s and tie it off with 3 pieces of rope using only the mooring hitch knot we had learned as part of our required packing list “skill”. Also within the 9 minutes we had to line up and then shoulder the log, the sand bags, the river rocks, and the 2x4s
    • We then began to make our way across the Pottersfield Bridge to Brown’s Island. Once there we engage in some pain games. First was a race around the island carrying the log using only the ropes we brought and bowline knots for handles. Liberty won this by a hair, despite a late push with excellent cadence by Death. Next was the ruck overhead, last man standing. Death was the big winner in this with both Rapinoe, NTB, and Pad Thai outlasting Try Hard who was the last man standing for Liberty. Next race was for all the marbles! We had to sit down and then hold the log in our laps and pass them along the sidewalk as we transitioned but getting up and running to the end once the log had passed us. Liberty won this passing the log so violently that we almost took out the chins of some of the shorter PAX as the logs moved along the sidewalk. This is where we lost FunNGun to a groin injury, the only PAX who didn’t finish the event!
    • Fun and games over we headed to Tredegar Iron Works and up the hill behind it. At this time we began to transition between different Platoon Leaders and Guide-Ons
    • 0145: we arrive at the Virginia War Memorial. This was a very powerful time to re-hydrate, re-fuel, and reflect on what we have to be thankful for while remembering and honoring those who have served and given their lives for the freedoms we have today. Powerful word were spoken here, especially by 88, who was also the videographer for the event, posting on the F3 Nation Facebook so Ms and 2.0s could follow along.
    • Before we left the area we did a special WOD for Liv (daughter of YeeHaw who has cancer) that Crash came up with (as best as YHC can remember):
      • 8 burpees
      • 3 ruck get ups
      • 13 ww1s
      • 23 merkins
      • x6 rounds
    • We then went back to the trails, without the logs, but with the sand bags, the rocks, and the 2x4s. This was a LONG ruck with the continuing rain making for very slow going.
    • 0430: We made it to Texas Beach for another short rest and a chance to share about our “whys”. A 3-5lb object that each of us carried to represent why we were doing the event. Personal, powerful stuff was shared here. House Party was Platoon Leader at this time and really stepped up!
    • 0515: we arrive at the northern end of the Nickel Bridge by the Pump house for another water refill. We also gave House Party his AAR and Biodome was selected as the next Platoon Leader. Chaplains was the Guide-On for the rest of the event as he had a hurt shoulder and couldn’t carry a ruck any more. But he did not quit! as we finally deposited our sand bags and river rocks once we reach:
    • 0600: Dogwood Dell where we hold the Sunriser Service on the stage. This was a very special time for guys to share their hearts. More about some whys and some guys sharing what F3 means for them and has done for them. What happens here stays here. A great reminder that you are not the only one going through something difficult in your life. We are all struggling with something. “Sometimes you are the hand reaching up for help, sometimes you are the hand reaching down to help someone else”.
    • 0700: Back across the Nickel Bridge, this time we are carrying each other and the rucks of those who were wearing blue or orange as we practiced the 3 person casualty carry we learned at the Welcome Party. Biodome is our Platoon Leader at this point. This was a brutal way to cross the James, but it was still so beautiful of a view. Once we crossed, the guys were magically healed and the ruck continued..
    • 0800: at Reedy Creek we had to cross through the water that was rushing through the tunnels here. It was shallow but moving fast. We locked hands to help each other make it across. Much like in the Roman Phalanx the men would “lock shields” to help and protect each other. This is another term from Grow School, a Shield Lock. This is a group of guys that meet regularly to share whats going on in their lives, and do what they can to help and lean on each other. As we can smell the finish one more wrinkle is thrown in. We have to “give our shoulders a break” by carrying the rucks with only the handle for longer than YHC thought possible. As we are finishing this section Death Platoon comes roaring by at double time rucking speed!! We do our best to push through and catch them but they are rolling!
    • 0845: we finally arrive at Forrest Hill Park. For the last bit where we can see the Stone House and the finish we have to bear crawl with the ruck around the circle. Then bear crawl while pulling the ruck on the ground to side where we form up for the last time. Share a COT. Get patched. See the amazing families who allowed us to do this and came out to support us. Rapinoe and House Party get special shout outs from Flight Nurse for the amazing perseverance that they both showed!
    • Special shout out has to be given here to the amazing support team Q’d by Gomer, with assistance from Meatball, Doozy, Faceplant, Corned Beef, Doublemint, Gypsy, Homer, J’ville, Polly, Seymore. They had our backs the entire time!!! Those water refills throughout the night, familiar faces leading the way through the trails, and words of encouragement here and there did wonders for all of us.
    • Also a thank you to our resident photographer/videographer Snuff who captured some unbelievable pics of the King Builder and the Ruck and posted them for all to share!
    • Biggest shout out has to to go the SLT of Rosie and Try Hard with assistance from Orange Crush, and Machismo for the hard work they did in putting this whole thing together. It was not easy and they all took a lot of time, effort and money in order to make this amazing event that has changed all of us for the better.
    • NMM
    • This BB can by no means be completely exhaustive or complete. If there is something that should be added for perpetuity just message YHC and I’ll put it in. YHC can’t speak for the rest of the PAX but here’s a bit of my perspectiove:
      • My why was a weight plate that my wife and kids put their names on. I also added my fathers name on it. He passed away in October. He was only 67. He was an amazing man and father who truly lived 3rd. First being God. He was a dedicated church goer and resident handy-man. His pastor at church gave the euology. His family came 2nd. He worked jobs and times that he did not enjoy, especially when I was very young. Doing whatever it took to make sure we were supported and had enough to eat and a roof over our heads. He was always there for me no matter what I needed. Despite the stupid shit I did he would never ever raise his voice. He always kept an even keel. My why is to try be as good a dad as my father was. To be healthy mentally so I can be there for them and keep my cool to be a good dad. I also want to stay healthy so I can live longer than my dad did. Thats the only aspect I want to improve on as opposed to just live up to. This event has most definitely moved me in the right direction and I can’t thank every single person involved enough for everything done to make this the amazing and memorable event that it was.
  • Training Hard or Hardly Training

    One busy season survivor set out to get in 8.0 miles with 30+ pounds in tow.

    The Route

    • From Pumphouse cross the Nickel Bridge
    • Take Buttermilk Trail and cross the T.Pott Bridge
    • Take Northbank Trail back to Pumphouse

    Numberama, Nameorama, COT

    MOLESKIN

    Did the ruck, took the pics, carried a “log.”

    ANNOUNCEMENTS

    GTE – still time to sign up

  • Are you sure it’s that way?

    4 pax met at 8pm tonight to test the legs and the gear for 10 miles of rucking. Thanks to YHC’s impeccable route and mostly successful navigation of said route, we got the 10 miles in and went by the Swift Creek Resevoir at least twice. That hurt. TCLAPS to Rosie for completing the training at 1 percent personal battery according to his watch. Lessons learned: bring water and snacks, wear comfortable shoes, give your shoulders a break so your hands don’t go numb. Also Tobit has more AKAs than Old Dirty Bastard (RIP).

  • My Dogs Are Barkin’

    A notorious nine launched from Dogpile at 0400 for a walking tour of Richmond. Conditions were 70 and sunny, perfect for a 10-mile CSAUP. From Dogpile we trekked north to The Diamond for our first pit stop. YHC attempted to demonstrate how to tie a bowline knot, but it was rope-master Machismo who educated the PAX. We headed south down Hermitage into the heart of the Fan and lost Big Rig somewhere in the neighborhood as his time with us was also planned to be medium and sweet. Eastbound down Monument/Franklin to Monroe Park for pitstop #2. Continue south to Tredegar, cross the Lee footbridge, and lap Belle Isle before continuing on to the Buttermilk Trail. After 8-miles of rucking, Buttermilk proved to be a worthy challenger for the PAX,. At the Reedy Creek parking lot we got back on the pavement of Riverside Drive and followed it uphill to the Nickel bridge, which returned us to our vehicles. Something in the territory of 10.5-miles were covered, because we’re a little tougher than the Rockwood boys down south. Jesting aside, well done to all the PAX pushing themselves this weekend to be better prepared for the beatdown of all beatdowns that promises to be GTE-47. If you have CSAUP fomo, ruck with Boberry and Rosie tonight!!!

    CSAUP Superlatives:
    – Fittest HIM Award – Dealer
    – Mr. Adventure Award – Machismo
    – Local Historian Award – Biodome
    – Gone to Soon Award – Big Rig
    – Best Storyteller Award – Chaplain
    – Grit Award – Broadway
    – Fearless Leader Award – Dr Try Hard
    – Coolest Ruck Accessory Award – Houseparty
    – Does Anything Try Hard Says Award – NTB

  • Lovin’ on the Shaved Log

    With GTE#47 close to 3 weeks away 9 HIM’s beat the fartsack to wrap their arms around a shaved log and get a little better prepared for the unexpected. Here’s what we did:

    • 0530 Kickoff from The Forge location
    • Down Love Hill, Lunge a Bit, Bear Crawl one of Mt Chaplain’s hills, Ruck back up
    • Embark into the Hood to DTH’s house we go
    • Discover large shaved log and shoulder it out to the back yard
    • Brief review of log carry methodology and safety
    • Shoulder log for an uncomfortable loop around the property, trading places as needed
    • Leave the log and move out for 30+ min left of rucking
    • Hit the BIG hill on Stratford a couple times up/down, then complete two hilly neighborhood loops before heading back to Huguenot SH
    • Similar to the start – down Love Hill, Lunge a bit, BC up part of Mt Chaplain
    • Stop for some Mary – rucks off, in hands, for x15 Sit&Press OYO
    • Shoulder carry rucks in small loop BTTF
    • BTTF for COT (#9, Names, Announcements, Prayer)
  • What do we call this?

    3 of F3’s hardest working men got out to do some extra, extra credit. 5am rolled around and we hit the mean streets of North Chesterfield. Big Rig gave Swoop, and State Farm a tour of the neighborhood. We ran down Courthouse to the Providence Hood, YHC’s digs, and the elementary school. Great conversation as this was just the first leg of an epic triple. 3 Big Data Points were scored for each of these HIMs! Pretty awesome start to a great morning! We’re doing the hard things and laying bricks of preparedness. We emptied our tanks, but filled our cups!

    Can’t wait to do it again!

    Also need to come up with a new name for the Pre Ruck Run. State Farm suggested Premature Run?

  • 9 share the Hoebag

    The Growruck gang converged for another Rock&Ruck CSAUP with Sandy making an even 10 heavy weights for gloom glory. The PAX started with a wide loop detour around the AO to observe the Latina Market getting set up (oh goody, they’ve got a coffee truck!). Sandy was passed around the PAX like the good little hoebag she is, and there were a couple stops to stretch. Halfway through our time, the PAX were directed to remove their rucks and carry them in some other manner – baby cradle, over head, single shoulder, etc. Carrying both Sandy and an untethered ruck proved a formidable 100+ pound challenge. Photo shoot completed with single file rucks overhead. For the last half perimeter, State Farm suggested we restore rucks to our backs and army shuffle run to the end. Awesome challenge, enjoyable chatter, and decent warmup for the Big Rig slaughter fest to come. Welcome aboard to RODEO CLOWN who’s now registered for GYE#47, and MELVILLE is one step closer to registration! Love being with you guys! Yours, DTH

  • Huge Logs

    Nine GTE brothers converged for a short OTB ruck and to do some experimental hefting of new logs. We brought Sandy and passed her solid 60 pounds around the PAX while rucking a big neighborhood loop. The PAX ended up in the woods behind Casa de DTH to discover a freshly felled dead pine tree with 16’ and 19’ trunk segments waiting for a ride. The PAX shouldered the 16’ segment and carefully maneuvered her out of the woods into the back yard. The PAX were ordered tallest to shortest and each PAX had 1-2 guys to rotate with, leaving 5-6 guys shouldering the log. It was manageable, but some good lessons learned just taking the log for a walk around the property. The PAX then made an effort with the heavier 19’ log but didn’t get it fully off the ground. The plan is to chainsaw off the bottom 5’ to see whether 14’ of this thicker piece of trunk might serve as our 2nd GTE log option. TCLAPS to my brothers showing up to help assess the log situation. We’ll do this again real soon. Yours, DTH

  • Vertical & Hairy

    The night watch nine assembled at the Bell Isle parking lot just as the last light of day descended to the West and the skyline of City lights welcomed the night. With a refreshing Spring breeze stirring our spirits these GTE HIM’s conquered the following terrain:

    The THANG: 

    RUCK-FREE WARMERAMA: 

    • Form up at the base of the Grass Hill
    • Variable movement up and down the hill a few times – run, burpees, run, bear crawls, lunges, run, bernie, etc
    • Rucks ON
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Let’s GO!

    THE INITIAL RUCK:

    • Quick march across the swinging bridge to Bell Isle and proceed 1.5 times around the broad gravel outside loop

    COP INTERMISSION:

    • Rucks Off, Stretch
    • Don Q’s & Imp. Squat Walkers IC
    • Variable Upper Body reps holding rucks

    THE VERTICAL & HAIRY RUCK:

    • Biodome led the PAX up some steep treacherous muddy rooted trails around the central heights of Bell Isle – no hobos or psychos encountered, and no PAX slipped into the quarry. 

    RETURN RUCK:

    • On the double back around the island, over the bridge, stop for pictures, and back to the parking lot.

    THE GRAND FINALE:

    • Find a tiny rock at the bottom of the hill with “John 3:16” painted on it – verse recited for the PAX 
    • Run up the hill, walk around the pond, run up the 2nd hill, cross the road, run up the third hill to the war memorial, take a Rocky style picture of the conquering warriors
    • Stopping time at just over 90min total

    COT:

    • Counterama # 9
    • Namerama
    • Meaningful words shared by YHC regarding patriotic and religious freedoms, the power of CSAUP bonds, and enthusiasm for the GTE to come
    • YHC took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  It is a powerful experience to be accompanied by such a faithful band of brothers enthusiastically achieving new heights together. And just think, this amazing 90 minutes was just a fraction (about 1/8th to be precise) of the real deal happening in 32 days! With the right men beside you, nothing is impossible. Yours, DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

    • Wed 0530 RUCK from Huguenot HS – among other rucking fun, we’ll be hefting a large log a short distance. Come on out… it’ll be fun… 😎💪🔥
  • Monsoon Ruck

    Six SOJ studmuffins donned their rucks and embraced the soaking suck as they put in a full hour of Rockwood speed-rucking. Two stops were made to first exhaust the quads with ruck squats, then later Mudslide led the PAX working the upper body through a variety of ruck-holding reps. TClaps to these HIM’s not only embracing the monsoon ruck but then going on to conquer the flesh with a truly challenging Florence beatdown. Getting stronger TOGETHER! ~DTH