Tag: Hoedown

Tuckahoe Elementary

  • Black Ice, Black Schmice

    Three motivated men of hard choices posted to the Martin Luther King, Jr. Day edition of The Hoedown. Temperatures were 70 and sunny. According to the drivers on Forest, the following might have happened:

    Parking lot tracers. Pick up Plus One.

    Parking lot tracers with Plus One.

    COP

    SSHs x60 (4 count)
    Dead man hang
    Right leg high, left leg high, drop the hips, pigeon right, pigeon left
    Imperial walkers
    Don Quixote (Froggy did something funny, and Handshake wasn’t there to comment)
    WWIIs
    Reverse crunches

    Mosey to the teacher parking lot for parking space intervals. 3 merkins, 3 WWIIs, 3 squats at each parking space.

    Mosey to the front of the school…but, walk the steps, which actually have no ice.

    Starting at the bike rack, 5 merkins, run to the front door and back, then 10 dips. 3 rounds, bro-code.

    Mosey to the “attractive nuisance” known as the Third Church Parking Lot. (No actual injuries or insurance claims were incurred.)

    Triple check…one man runs across to the school, one man does WWIIs and Carolina Dry Docks. 3 rounds. Make sure to call out the curbs. Do this every.single.time.

    Touch-a-Tree. 5 trees. WWIIs and reverse crunches. Or, something like that.

    Mosey back to the virtual shovel flag with a history lesson about kicking a curb accidentally (“Goldberg!” Or “Gomer”).

    Numbers…Froggy…Numbers!…Names, and YHC took us out.

    Announcements:

    Pigskin is leading The Bridge on Saturday, January 24 (this weekend). It will be cold, which is more of a reason to go. When Pigskin’s leading, get on the bus. Push off is early Saturday morning, return by about 10:30. This is a great opportunity to be an Actual HIM.

    Breaking Bread…Saturday evening…make dinner for 8-12 humans recovering from medical issues. These are people in need. WWJD? He’d help. Another opportunity to be an Actual HIM.

    Requests:

    Prayers for my high school pal, Becca. She has glioblastoma (brain cancer). Almost no treatments available. Short term outlook. 53. Good human.

    For our country. As one PAX member described it, “What a mess.” Indeed. Self-inflicted mess.

  • Mile(s) of Fun

    1/12/26

    Q: Spine

    PAX: Wojo, Handshake, Data, Pigskin, Salt Lick, Vandelay, Oyster

    We met on a crisp, clear Monday morning.

    Warm-Up: Thorough stretch routine, circle arms, arm circles, Don Q’s


    Leg-Killer Mile (#1): 1/4 mile running, then 15 cadence count lunges, 20 squats, 25 cadence count side straddle hops. Repeat 4x at every 1/4 mile

    5 Burpee Interlude

    Mary Mile (#2): 1/4 mile, then 15 cadence count flutters, 20 LBC’s, 25 Alabama Prom Dates. Repeat 4x at every 1/4 mile.

    This took the entire 45 minutes.

    COT. As I do, we did a share round of highs and lows (prayer requests welcome as part of this before ending in the ball of man.

  • Didn’t Get What You Wanted for Christmas?

    Didn’t get what you want for Christmas? Turns out “a man’s life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions” (Lk. 12:15).

    Disclaimer + Warmarama

    Fun & Games

    –After some bungled instructions from YHC, the 9-strong PAX eventually figured out a pretty good workout circuit, which included using my shiny new Christmas kettlebell, merkins, fingertip squats, WW2s, ab stuff, etc. on the blacktop.

    –Polar bears and crab-walk-sit-ups across the basketball courts.

    –Pull-ups, leg lifts, and step ups at the playground.

    COT

    –Each man turned to his workout partner, told him what his next big purchase might be, and asked whether or not his partner thought it was a good idea to buy that thing.

    Announcements

    –Oyster: Breaking bread sign up is available for January

    –Handshake: Pigskin is leading the next trip to the Bridge

    –Doozy: Frozen Triangle is coming up

  • Only 10 mercans

    We only did 10 mercans today.

    Salt Lick is promoting MABA; Make America Burpee again. The idea is that you average 100 Burpees per day for the month of January, or 3,100 Burpees. This will be his 4th year. I thought maybe we can do that today!

    We began with a short mosey to the upper asphalt lot by the school with the usual disclaimer, but in German!

    • ich heiße Schweinehaut.
    • Ich bin kein Profi.
    • Ihr könnt die Übungen anpassen.
    • Fordert euch, aber übertreibt es nicht.
    • Du gegen dich selbst

    Warm up

    • 20 SSH
    • 20 IW
    • 20 Copperhead squats
    • 20 Crunchy Frogs
    • 10 Don Quixote
    • Stretch

    Knock out 70 Burpees

    • 7 minutes of burpees
    • Stretch

    Mosey to the wall for

    • 15 People’s chair airpress
    • 10 BTTW hip slaps in cadence
    • 5 Burpees OYO
    • 15 People’s chair Milkers
    • 10 BTTW Australian Mountain Climbers
    • 5 Burpees OYO
    • 15 People’s chair Muhammad Ali
    • 10 BTTW Toe Taps
    • 5 Burpees OYO
    • 15 People’s chair Lalannes
    • 10 Dirty Hookups
    • 5 Burpees OYO

    Now we’re up to 90 Burpees! Mosey to the railings for

    • 10 single count Bulgarian split squats: right leg back
    • 10 single count Bulgarian split squats: left leg back
    • 10 single count Derkins
    • Repeat above except 9 single count
    • Then 8 and so on down to 1

    Mosey to the playground for two rounds of

    • Partner 1 is the timer: goes to the pullup bars for 10 Pullups
    • Partner 2 does Dips and/or Step ups

    Mosey to the flag

    • 5 Burpees
    • 20 Dollies
    • 15 Crunchy Frogs
    • 15 APDs
    • 20 Boxcutters
    • 10 Mercans
    • 5 Burpees
    • 60 second 6-inch leg raise

    100 Burpees!

    Numberrama, Namearama

    Announcements

    January 1: Convergence 7:00 AM at Dogpile (Dogwood Dell)

    January 1: MABA: Sign up on Slack

    January: Sign up for Breaking Bread

    COT

    The gospel lesson for this past Sunday was about the King Herod’s murder of the babies in Bethlehem. Such an awful story seems out of place in this season of Christmas. I’m more positive than some people. I believe we’ve made progress in the last 2,000 years. Yes, there are plenty of examples anyone can give of terrible things that are taking place in the world today. And yet, Christmas is still about Peace and Goodwill to all. Lord, guide to do our small part.

  • Semi-Pro

    The Hoedown Globetrotters will take on any and all challengers with this formidable front court. 

    Today’s training consisted of the following.

    Mosey around the horseshoe to the TES guest parking lot. 

    COP

    • Copperhead Squats
    • Helicopters
    • Dead Man Hang
    • Good Mornings
    • Plankorama
    • Merkins
    • Freddie Mercurys
    • APDs
    • SSHs

    Mosey over to Spottswood past Casa de 1-800.

    Dora 1-2-3

    • P1 – Run to the Inflatable Christmas Dragon and back
    • P2 – HRMs x 100, Reverse Crunches x 200, Monkey Humpers x 300

    Auto Bingo Christmas Style – Bernie/ Run up Spotswood down Carriage and right on Silverspring

    • Light Display – Merkins x 10
    • Inflatable – Squats x 10
    • Deflated Inflatable – Burpees x 2

    Mosey to Third rear parking lot

    • Triple Check – Wall Sit (Milkers and Tysons), Flutter Kicks, Run the Lot

    Mosey back to Horseshoe Infield

    • 1 minute of Burpees

    Numberama, Nameorama, COT

    MOLESKIN

    Apparently today is National Short Person Day.  YHC is exactly the US average and a solid inch and a half over the world average, so not sure why Splinter shared that with me.  Doesn’t matter anyway when you far eclipse some more important averages, like intelligence, looks, athleticism, length and girth.  I would enjoy watching this PAX play basketball against another AO though.  Bring it on Alamo A$$clowns or Deep D-Bags.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS

    Rosie’s 12 Days of Christmas at NoToll tomorrow and Secret Santa exchange

    The Bridge – 12/27

    New Years Day Convergence at DogPile – 1/1

  • Chilly Willy

    8 men met at an Elementary School parking lot at 0530 and 14 degrees to exercise our ability to try to stay warm.

    Various exercises to ensure we were as warm as possible.

    Announcements – Kubota is signed up to lead The Bridge on December 27th. Breaking Bread is booked for December but we need people for December.

    Prayer Requests – Continued prayers for Charlotte as she currently is at the Cleveland Clinic getting treatments.

    NMS – glad to see a total of 8 Gluttons this morning. It was definitely the coldest weather we’ve see so far this winter.

  • Hoedown Hodgepodge

    An 8-count started the week off on the right foot with a rare Kubota Hoedown Q!

    COP on the Blacktop while waiting for Plus One and then, Handshake.

    Mosey through the new turf back field (swamp) and around to Bodo’s ninja fence.

    Room Numbers:

    Do an exercise(s) depending on what number is on the school classroom windows. Lots of different exercises to strengthen upper body, abs, legs.

    Back to the cafeteria wall and partner up for three rounds of wall work and running the horseshoe.

    Over to the asphalt hill and partner up for three rounds of exercises and Bernie’s up the hill and run back down.

    Gather in the middle of the main lot for 5MOM

    Numbers, Names, Announcements and Spine took us out getting us in the mood for Advent!

    NMS:

    Great to be able to post and Q at my old stomping grounds again for a snow(?) day!

    Not much mumblechatter. It’s Monday and I don’t think a few of us got a lot of sleep last night.

    Plenty of Burpees today, but not on account of the Washington Commanders. (Eye roll here)

    Let go JMU DUKES! I will take JMU (+21) first round. Anyone up for a little wager??

    SYITG!

    Kubota

  • WTH-ish workout

    7 of the mightiest men you’ve ever seen showed up on a breezy post-holiday Monday morning to burn off those Turkey calories (or morning Corona beers for one of us…)

    Mosey to the bottom of Lindsay for a windless COP.

    Partner up for a Catch Me If You Can back up the hill.

    Mosey to West Drive Circle for a Triple Check. P1 Runs the loop Counter Clockwise, P2 does Uphill WWII’s, P3 does Squats.

    From this point we Moseyed and various spots we stopped and did exercises (Squats, LBC’s, WWI’s, WWII’s, HRM’s, Carolina Dry Docks, etc).

    Mosey back to the school and finish with 20 in cadence Dirty Hookups.

    Depending on the GPS, roughly 2 miles covered.

    Announcements – 1) Kubota is leading a group to The Bridge on Saturday, December 27th 2) Breaking Bread needs volunteers the same weekend (Saturday/Sunday)

    Prayer Requests – none

    NMS – quite breezy this morning, but YHC kept us in the neighborhood and away from the wind. Good to have Data out today. Have a great weekend an start of the Holiday Season.

  • The Monday before Thanksgiving

    Welcome to Hoedown.

    Seven eager gentlemen embraced the gloom with a 70 & Sunny disposition.

    We started at 0530 with a down hill trot to the bottom of Lindsay Ct. YHC whispered some basic instructions, introductions & disclaimers in the hopes of not waking up the neighborhood. We did a basic warmup. Welcome back to the west end Oyster!

    We did some Lt. Dans up the hill while stopping at every vehicle for (2) Merkins.

    Mosey to front of school benches and partner up. Partner one does dips while partner two runs the bus loop.

    Walk to wall. Partner one does balls to wall while partner two runs the bus loop.

    Mosey to walk way railing. Three sets of 5 Gerkin.

    Mosey across soccer field trying our best to avoid puddles and keeping our shoes dry. Partner up. Partner one Hangs until he drops while partner two does merkins.

    Mosey to walk way railing. Three sets of 5 Gerkins.

    Mosey to front asphalt basket ball courts for some four corners. 25 Deep Squats, 25 Merkins, 25 LBC, Corner four we practiced what we learned.

    Mosey back to flag for 7 minutes of core Mary.

    YHC took us out.

    Benefits of dead hanging

    Although a seemingly simple exercise, the dead hang offers many health benefits, especially for your musculoskeletal system. 

    1. Strengthens upper body and core

    Dead hanging doesn’t require movement, but that doesn’t mean your muscles aren’t working. As you hang from a bar in a static position, it engages the following upper-body muscles:

    • Forearms
    • Hand and wrist flexors
    • Shoulders, including your deltoids, rotator cuff, and rhomboids
    • Upper back, including your latissimus dorsi and trapezius muscles
    • Core, especially your abdominals and obliques

    By recruiting your upper body and core to stay stable while dead hanging, the exercise can help strengthen these muscles over time. 

    2. Improves grip strength

    Recent studies have shown that grip strength is an important indicator of total-body strength, health, and longevity. A firm grip is also crucial for everyday tasks like opening, carrying, and lifting objects.

    A dead hang is one way to test your grip strength as you hold the bar to support your body weight. The longer you maintain a dead hang, the more you challenge your hand, wrist, and forearm muscles. This can help you build a stronger grip over time. 

    3. Builds muscular endurance

    Perfecting the dead hang is a great way to build muscular endurance, which allows your muscles to contract or hold a static position for an extended period. It’s essential for functional mobility and athletic performance.

    4. Corrects posture

    A common tip for good posture is to pull your shoulders back and down. This can help correct your posture temporarily. But strengthening core muscles, as dead hangs do, is critical for improving your posture over time. A strong core helps keep your spine aligned, which may prevent slouching during everyday activities. Plus, dead hanging also works back muscles, such as the lats and traps, which are essential for an upright posture.

    5. May decompress the spine

    Dead hangs may promote spinal decompression by restoring space between the vertebrae, joints, and discs. Spinal compression can be caused by conditions like osteoarthritis and scoliosis. It can also be caused by activities like heavy lifting or manual labor. 

    During a dead hang, gravity pulls your body downward, stretching your spine and possibly easing pressure and tension. But more research is needed to determine how much dead hanging can decompress the spine and if this decompression relieves pain. 

    6. Increases flexibility

    Dead hanging doesn’t just stretch your spine. Gravity also helps lengthen upper back and shoulder muscles. These muscles often stiffen due to poor posture, prolonged sitting, and inactivity. Stretching them during a dead hang may increase flexibility and range of motion in these areas. 

    7. Enhances shoulder mobility

    The deep stretch that dead hangs provide can work wonders for your shoulder mobility. A dead hang fully extends your shoulders, which can release muscle tension, enhance flexibility, and increase range of motion. It also pulls the shoulders back into proper alignment and strengthens muscles for easier, more fluid movement. 

  • Ladder at the Hoedown

    Warm Up: Thorough Stretching, Side Straddle Hops, Arm Circles, Circle Arms, Imperial Walkers

    Mosey to begin our ladder at church parking lot and retrieve coupons.

    • 5 Buprees (+ mosey)
    • 5 Burpees + 10 Merkins (+ mosey)
    • 5 Burpees + 10 Merkins + 15 Squats (+ mosey)
    • 5 Burpees + 10 Merkins + 15 Squats + 20 Curls (+ mosey)
    • 5 Burpees + 10 Merkins + 15 Squats + 20 Curls + 25 Mt. Climbers (2 count) (+ mosey)
    • 5 Burpees + 10 Merkins + 15 Squats + 20 Curls + 25 Mt. Climbers (2 count) + 30 Bent Over Rows (+ mosey)
    • 5 Burpees + 10 Merkins + 15 Squats + 20 Curls + 25 Mt. Climbers (2 count) + 30 Bent Over Rows + 35 LBC’s (+ mosey)
    • 5 Burpees + 10 Merkins + 15 Squats + 20 Curls + 25 Mt. Climbers (2 count) + 30 Bent Over Rows + 35 LBC’s + 40 Overhead Claps (+ mosey)

    Mosey back to base.

    • BearCrabSprints = bear walk halfway across parking lot, switch to crab walk to end, then sprint back
    • Zombie Walk = Lunge across the whole parking lot, sprint back

    Circle for Mary:

    • Lunges (20 count)
    • Box Cutters (15 count)
    • WWI’s (10 count)

    COT – Shared highs and lows (good fellowship), welcomed new FNG (Data) to the F3 family.