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Huguenot Park

  • A Wise Man Once Said: Set the Bar Low, and Always Run it Back

    13 strong at No Toll for some exercise and invigorating male community leadership. Here is a brief summary for your viewing pleasure:

    Mosey to the back parking lot for Warm-Up:
    Jazzercise, Bruce Lee Punches, Ukranian Soldiers, Australian Snow Angels, Alabama Prom Dates, Freddy Mercuries

    Across the parking lot: Mario Jumps, Mummy Kicks, High Knees, Butt Kicks, Hoppin’ Hillbillies, Open the Gate, No Cheat Broad Jumps

    to the Pavilion for Exercise One: Circuit Runs – stops included the first gate, “the bridge”, and the flag.
    Round One: 25 merkins, 25 WWII’s, 25 Bobby Hurley’s – run back
    Round Two: 50 Heels to Heaven, 50 Carolina Dry Docks, 50 jump squats – run back
    Round Three: 75 Flutter Kicks, 75 LBC’s, 75 Shoulder Taps – run back
    Round Four: 100 can’t remembers, 100 Side Straddle Hops, 100 Monkey Humpers – run back

    Exercise Two: Crab Walk across the grass field.

    Mosey back to the flag for Numbers/Names/ Announcements/Prayer Requests

    YHC took us out

    Final thoughts – It was a homecoming of sorts for YHC as I realized I hadn’t Q’d No Toll in almost 3 years. Strange considering it is the closest AO to my house. The PAX did an amazing job, despite some initial grumbling about running. The running was actually pretty effective in curbing the Chatty Kathy’s in the group. Doozy was the hero we all needed, lighting the path back to the pavilion. Strong effort by all.

    SYITG

  • 2 Short a Kilo

    15 studs posted to NoToll to see what the good doctor was prescribing for the day. The menu featured 90’s beats and 998 reps. Here’s how it played out: 

    The THANG: 

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Mosey onto the BBall Court and circle up
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Nancy K’s x10 ea side IC
    • Don Q’s x10 IC
    • U.Soldiers x10 IC
    • Squats x10 IC
    • Broad Jump Across Court (x10)
    • Bear Crawl Back (x25)
    • x25 Merkins OYO
    • x25 WWII OYO
    • x25 Heels2Heaven OYO

    COP #1: 

    • Press play on GETTIN’ JIGGY WIT IT (Will Smith, 1998, 3:48) 
    • Squats to the beat with a Burpee for every “Jiggy”

    COP #2:

    • Mosey out to PAY THE TOLL
    • x24 Incline Merkins
    • x24 Dips

    COP #3:

    • Mosey out to the field for a BEAST
    • x36 Merkins
    • x36 WWII’s
    • x36 Jump Squats
    • x36 Groiners
    • x36 Flutters (2-ct)
    • x36 Lunges

    COP #4:

    • Mosey over to the parking lot for MANKILLERS
    • Try really Hard to not mess up the count!

    COP #5:

    • Mosey loop around all the fields and BTTF, stopping for reps along the way:
    • x25 Gangsta Merkins
    • x25 Oblique LBC’s
    • x25 Monkey Humpers
    • x25 Invisible Pole Smokers
    • x25 Bunny Hops
    • x20 Crab Cakes IC
    • x5 Burpees IC

    COT:

    • Counterama # 14
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • BOM Prayer

    ADDING IT ALL UP:

    WARMERAMA: 150 reps total

    GETTIN JIGGY: 14 Burpees + 200 Squats

    PAY TOLL: 48 reps total

    BEAST: 216 reps total

    MAN-KILLERS: 220 reps total

    FINAL LAP: 150 reps total

            TOTAL REPS = 998

    Prayer Requests:

    • David, Maria, Courtney

    NMS:  Crisp fall air, jovial mumble chatter, achieving 998 reps, and a 1998 Will Smith inspired playlist – what could be better! Strong work from the PAX pushing through to complete the challenge – YHC will Q #999 at Ruckhenge tomorrow, and then the big 1K will be on Thur at the Forge – LOTS of questions about whether we’ll all be arrested. Nantan Rosie has a plan… Thanks for letting me lead fellas. Yours AYE! ~DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

    • ONGOING – Wed AM Ruckhenge QSource
    • ONGOING – SOBER OCTOBER! 
    • 10/17 – DTH 1000th Post
    • 10/25-27 – F3 Family Camping
    • 11/2 – F3 Daddy Daughter Dance
    • 11/3-9 – VQ Week! 
  • No Take Backs

    14 able bodied, hip thrusting construction workers assembled at No Toll to pass the flaming hot potato around to see what mash ups could be created. Conditions were ideal for the pumpkin spice season. With watches close enough in sync, off we go. This how things went down.

    Last Call Q: Mosey to the main parking lot for welcome, introductions, disclaimers and warm ups that included SSH’s, Imperial Walkers, Helis, Deadman Hang, DQ’s, Dead Man Hang, Merkins, LBC’s, and Freddies. Mosey to the far edge of the parking lot for triple check. Timer runs 2 islands, exercises were curb crawls and pole smokers. Q is passed..

    Bromance Q: With attention to detail Q noticed 4 light poles surrounding the lot. 5 merkins at each pole with various methods to travel to each pole including Bernies, Karaoke, Mosey, etc. One round was enough. Q is passed…

    Last Call Q: Pass the Q….

    Snuff Q: Mosey back to the playground under construction to collect cones or construction barrels. Indigenous peoples run while farmer carrying your item. Route when back thru the parking lot and back to the playground. Take the orange prop and perform 30 WWII’s follow by 30 Bobby Conies. Much fun was had. Time to pass the Q….

    L Woods Q: Restore your prop to its original location mosey back to the parking lot with a brief stop at the bridge to pay the toll with dips and elevated merkins. Continue the mosey for Cocaine Bears. Bearcrawl across the parking lot stopping at each line for 1 merkin. Its a big parking lot. Pass the Q…

    Last Call Q: Pass the Q…

    Dealer Q: Mosey over the field. Partner up for Semi Dora. Timer runs across the field and back. 100 Dips, 200 2 count flutters. Pass the Q..

    Last Call Q: MBTTVF. Pass the Q…

    Snuff Q: Before reaching the flag. Stop off at our favorite props of cones and barrels for 40 Alabama Cone Dates. With great satisfaction and relief Q is passed…

    Last Call Q: AG for 30 seconds. Names, Numbers, Announcements, Prayers. Wedding Singer took us out.

    Announcements; Sober October is still happening. Support those that need it and could not be with us today.

    NMS: With vacancy on the Q sheet yesterday, YHC was fearful of a Doozy Q or other vicious beatdown, so took it with thoughts of spreading the Q to others that have not Q’d recently. Great variety but multiple trips to and from the parking lot, left YHC feeling like it was a Doozy Q. Alabama Conies are much preferred to Mankillers. Great mumble chatter and laughs were had, especially with Snuffs favorite props. Well done fellas. Always good starting the day off in this great company.

  • Cindy Suckfest

    Fifteen F3RVA regulars gathered in the NoToll parking lot for a long-overdue NTB beatdown. One potential FNG cruised through the park during COP #1 and would have stayed had Orange Crush not scared him away. This is what he observed from a safe distance:

    Warmarama

    • Circle up on the basketball court. OC crushed (pun intended) the F3 mission statement and we proceeded with various IC warm-up exercises.

    COP #1 – Suicide Bear

    • Line up along the baseline for bear crawl suicides with a Bernie back to the starting line.
    • At the far baseline we started with 12 merkins and then decreased the merkin count each time a line was reached.
    • Working 12 merkins down to 1 equaled three bear crawl suicides in total.
    • The wet conditions definitely increased the bear crawl difficulty and much was said about how long we spent on the court.

    COP #2 – Heavy Cindy the Prostitute

    • Mosey down to the dumpster enclosure to pick up cindy’s for the following four corners, prostitute style:
      • Corner 1: 10 curls for the gurls
      • Corner 2: 10 cindy squats
      • Corner 3: 10 cindy rows
      • Corner 4: 10 cindy ground-to-overhead
    • To quote RVA’s new Nantaan, this really sucked! Carrying a cindy the whole time and then moving it a different way at each corner kept us under load for the full duration.
    • Two styles of cindy were available, heavy and heavier. By the end we were struggling. Respect also to the guys nursing injuries who wisely modified as needed to ensure a solid four corners beatdown.
    • Mosey back to the flag, stopping briefly to pay the toll with 10 dips and 10 single count step-ups.

    COT

    • Numbers, names, announcements, and prayer requests. YHC took us out!
      • Sober October starts today! Join the 15+ HIMs electing to abstain from a vice this month. See Slack for the dedicated channel.
      • Prayers for Orange Crush’s coworker who is screening for potential cancer ten years after beating it the first time.
      • Prayers for the NTB’s who are four-weeks out from welcoming another baby girl into the family.
      • Praise for Lone Wolf’s dad’s knee surgery!
        • After spending his adult life working as a mason to earn a living to put his three kids through college, his knee was overdue for a replacement. Yesterday his own son, Lone Wolf’s brother, performed the surgery on his dad. How fitting that we also put in a little block work today.
  • Belay On!

    Not one for stats or backblast. Belay logged over 250 various merkins with 17 H.I.M.s in his VQ.

    For those who are keeping track this is what happened.

    Warmarama: SSH, DQ, IWs, UKs, Merkins, WWII, etcs.

    Toll: 20 incline, 10 decline

    4×4: 20 Merkins, 20 lunges 2 count, 20 CDDs, 20 Squats 4 corners on the 3 fields and 1 parking lot.

    countdown burpees around the shelter.

    finish with alternating 10 merkins, 20 LBCs.

    Next backblast is on you buddy.

    Announcements: CPR courses sign up with Flatline, Ruckhenge tomorrow for some Q source. Welcome Nantan Rosie.

  • Unquenchable Ring of Fire

    A breezy 70 degrees at NoToll with nary a rain drop in sight welcomed a 14-strong PAX of SOJ HIM’s for a ride around the Ring of Fire. Here’s what we did:

    The THANG: 

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Mosey onto the BBall court and circle up
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • RING OF FIRE #1 (Johnny Cash, 2:36) – Smurf Jacks for the duration of the song with a Burpee for every “ring of fire” lyric (x17 burpees total)
    • Other variable warm-up reps IC
    • RING OF FIRE #2 – Plank walk around circle, Merkin for every “ring of fire” lyric and change direction of plank walk

    COP #1: 

    • DORACIDE
    • x100 Merkins
    • x200 Monkey Humpers
    • x300 Oblique LBC’s
    • Moving partner does suicides, then switches

    COP #2:

    • Mosey out to the parking lot
    • Stretch
    • VARIABLE SPRINTS alternated with variable Bernie, etc
    • Plankorama Review

    COP #3:

    • CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
    • P1 – Starts lunge walking around the lot
    • P2 – x30 Flutters (2-ct) then run to switch

    Mosey BTTVSF:

    • RING OF FIRE #3 – Plank jacks for the entirety of the song with a Groiner for every “ring of fire” lyric

    The Final Ring of FIRE …AKA, COT:

    • Counterama # 13
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • BOM Prayer

    Prayer Requests:

    • Sister Maria – battle with cancer
    • Dealer’s Coworkers with struggles

    NMS:  Hey guys, does our God love us or what?! ZERO rain for the duration of the workout and COT, then literally as we’re walking to our cars it starts to downpour! What amazing timing. YHC was fully ready to do the EXACT same beatdown in the pouring rain, but it was such a blessing to stay dry. Pretty awesome numbers at NoToll given the 98% chance of rain – TClaps fellas! Sorry (not sorry) for the J.Cash ROF repeato, but it was too good not to find some other fun ways to use that song. It’s a great burner! Truly appreciate sharing the gloom with you guys. Yours AYE! ~DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

    • ONGOING – Wed AM Ruckhenge QSource
    • 9/20&21 – 10 Year Anniv (multiple events)
    • 10/15-16 – CPR Classes! 
    • 10/25-27 – F3 Family Camping
    • 11/2 – F3 Daddy Daughter Dance
    • 11/3-9 – VQ Week! 
    • ONGOING – The Bridge
  • All Hail Sky Boob!


    15 Warriors of the gloom came out to No Toll on a crisp Tuesday morning. 14 were expecting a Rosie Q. They did not get what they came for. YHC Ghost Flagged Rosie and stole the Q


    Start off moseying to the parking lot next to the recycling area, and the PAX was awed by the sight of the alien space craft shooting through the night sky. “It’s a Sky Boob!” said the PAX. When I was finally able to get the PAX back to task and not gawking at the giant boob in the sky, here’s what may or may not have happened.


    Standard warmarama, maybe more arm circles than DTH would have preferred.
    The Thang
    10s. Just like 11s only 10s
    9 DC bear crawls-1 wide grip merkin
    Then run it back
    1 DC Crawl bears- 9 diamond dry docks


    Four corners escalator
    Adding a new one to the exicon. Need a better name.
    Double clutch Squat jumps (down for a Squat, halfway up, back down then jump)
    1st corner 25 heels to heaven
    2nd 25 h2h, 25 double clutch jump squats
    3rd  25 h2h, 25 double clutch jump squats, 25 merkins
    4th 25 h2h, 25 dcjs, 25 merkins,  25 Ball Dippers


    Quarter Pounder
    25 WW2s
    50 Oblique LBCs (25 each side)
    75 Ball dippers
    100 Side strattle hops


    100 supermans just because


    Mosey back to the parking lot
    Safety squats
    Grab a cone and do 25 squats in Cadence.


    Bttf
    Finish off with 100 curb dips


    Lots of exercises adding up to 100 today was not a coincidence. Turns out this was my 100th Q!
    Great crew today that tolerated all of the 100 counts. I thoroughly enjoyed my first time at No Toll. I was blessed to lead this PAX. Thanks for being a good sport Rosie.


    Announcements


    Serious question
    If a PAX had a heart attack in a workout, would you be able to perform CPR and keep them alive until an ambulance showed up?
    Reach out to Flatline to sign up for CPR training. Be prepared to save a life.
    Open spots available
    10/15 and 10/16
    Meatball is looking for HCs to bring a dish to the 10 year Potluck at Hugueno Park

  • Next Episode of the OG OG

    15 men posted to NoToll this beautiful Tuesday morning. Some knew what was coming. Others didn’t. 0530 and off we went with the shovel flag.

    OLD GLORY

    • One Mile run with OG
    • 20-minutes of 4 corners around the perimeter of NoToll
      • Corner 1 = 20 merkins
      • Corner 2 = 20 jump squats
      • Corner 3 = 10 Burpees
      • Corner 4 = 20 WWIIs
    • Reconvene at the corner with the Flag and run one-mile Native American Style

    COT, Numbers, Names, Announcements Prayers

    Announcements:

    • 10-year convergence 9/21 at Dogpile at 0700 with lots of things earlier for double/triple? dips.
    • Pre-convergence happy hour 9/20 at Snuff’s casa.
    • Post-convergence BBQ at NoToll
    • Ruckhenge tomorrow 0500 at Stony Point Einsteins – starting Qsource

    NMS:

    Great to have so many guys out for Old Glory, even if many were simply uninformed. Great job all. You can post your score (or add your latest score) on the following sheet:

    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-L8e9W24ygnU0suaGyKxzi1PgPqY1CBd57hLrKTZI-g/edit?gid=1717732871#gid=1717732871

    Great to have Phonics make the long trip and crush it with Doozy. Well done rabbits. Also, wonderful to have Princess Fiona out for this one. Great to see you bud.

    Make it a great day.

    No More Gumbo For You!

  • Happy Birthday Senior Frog

    16 of SOJ’s finest gathered to start the morning off right. After a short mosey to the basketball court a brief introduction and disclaimer where had.

    Start with 50 SSH in honor of Senior Frog, 5 burpees, DQ’s, 4 burpees, Helicopters, 3 burpees, Imperial Walkers, 2 burpees, Ukrainian soldiers, “Rosie” asked for 10 burpees

    Mosey to far corner of parking lot pay toll on the way 20 dips, 20 inclines

    4 corners – Corner 1 (20) WWII, Corner 2 (10) Jump Squats, Corner 3 (30) LBC’s, Corner 4 (40) Lunges

    Mosey around field to the pavilion

    4 corners – Corner 1 (10) LT Dans, Corner 2 (20) ball dippers, Corner 3 (30) SSH ?, Corner 4 (40) Squats

    Mosey to the pavilion, we where not doing enough arms so 10 burpees OYO

    Mosey to the first field

    4 corners prostitute, corner 1 (10) Mountain Climbers, Corner 2 (20) WWII, Corner 3 (30) Jump Squats, Corner 4 (40) LBC’s

    BTTF pay a toll 5 dips, 5 inclines sprint BTTF, Numbers / Names NTB took us out

    NMS:

    It has been a minute sense YHC has done a bootcamp Q, it was nice to get back into it. Now that House Party is a runner we have decided that Last Call will be running at our next Home Grown Half. Happy Birthday to Senior Frog and welcome to the respect club.

  • Transfer of Qing

    20 High Impact men traversed the courts fields and parking lots of “No Toll” seeking advantage. Pax included the return of Neutral (Martin Krebs), Downrange Pax from Knoxville “Rev Sleepy”, and an FNG that spent the last year on vacation with his wife traveling the world jealous welcome to Griswald.

    With 20 pax there was a stutter to Machismo’s side straddle hops and the Q drenaline was flowing but what a pleasure to lead such a crowd.

    Warmarama included. SSH, 20 count “On my Up” Merkins and WWII (both need a bit more rehearsal), DQs, Imperial Squat walkers, Ukranian Soldiers, Cherry Pickers.

    Mosey to the first field:

    Triple check with Squats and dips.

    Eye of the Hurricane: 20 merkins, 20 Squats, 20 WWII, 20 Double Count Lunges. with a 5 Burpee center.

    Ascending squat jumps on the parking lot lines.

    Indigenous people run to around the field and back to the court to circle up.

    Mary. and YHC took us out.

    Announcements: we have convergence on Labor Day at a new Nuckhols road A.O. name T.B.D. some creative suggestions were given. Also there is a new A.O. in Moseley Elementary school. Both announcements can be found at F3RVA.org.

    YHC took us out with a reflection on the leadership organization that is F3 and the opportunity that we give our kids to lead when we allow them to share what happened during their day with us. It’s called transfer of learning. Great work pax. YHC out.