Tag: The Lumberyard

3 of the Lumberyard’s finest rolled in on this nippy morning. Lots of chatter as Wildwood got hitched! We were happy to hear everything went great and to catch all the details. Ironically we did 4 corners prostitution style during this beat down: 10 squats, 20 WW2, 30 merkins, and 40 SSH. We killed legs by doing lunges around the parking lot indigenous style. We cleared the parking lot shortly after 0800 to get our body temps back up to 98.6!

With the strength of 20 men at the Lumberyard this gloom, emerged 2 grizzled gladiators! But first, they had some detective work to do as an abandoned, smooshed up BMW was found in the parking lot, much investigation and speculation was made in place of Warmarama. Once we realized we could go no further with the investigation, we called in the Sheriffs dispatch knowing full well every time a sheriff is present, 10 burpees must be performed. The following is the Q Potato witnessed by a smashed beemer and a couple of Sheriff Deputy’s. Warmup with 10 burpees.

Snake Lot Squats – Follow the parking spaces in a snake travel pattern, perform 3 air squats per parking spaces.

Indigenous PAX – Round 1 – P1 Lunges with 50 lb sand bag , while P2 runs around the parking lot, switch when runner catches up to lunger.
Round 2 – P1 3 Merkins and bear Crawls, P2 runs around the lot.

Do a bit of mid workout Warmarama and stretching and another Deputy showed up (10 burpees).

4 corners (Lady of the night)

• 10 Squats
• 20 Merkins
• 30 Alternating side squats
• 40 LBC’s

5 minutes of Mary

CoT

4 Mystery Men emerged from the gloom for a 70 & Sunny good time at The Lumberyard! Nobody had the Q on the sheet so we tossed around the tater for the workout! Beaver sounds like he’s going through puberty with this strange cold.

Beaver Section
Warmarama!

• Mosey around the football field trail to the E helipad.
• 10 Michael Phelps IC
• 10 Cherry Pickers IC
• 10 Tie Fighters & Reverse IC
• Toe Grabs
• 5” I Hate You” IC
• Quad Stretch
• 10 Rope Climbers IC

COP 1 – Leg Burner! 11’s – Monkey Humpers and Wojo Squats / MoT – Mario across the lot / Mosey back

Hand the Q to Wildwood for another round of 11’s – WWIIs and Merkins / MoT Mosey

Choo Choo takes the Q and moseys us over to the Snack Shack for a solid, sanctified 7 rounds of Walls of Jericho!

Mosey back to the cars for CoT

Announcements – Daddy Daughter Dance on the 6th at WEAG. Thanksgiving Day Convergence at 7 AM at 45MOM location. Wildwood is tying the knot on Dec 6! Congrats Wildwood!

Prayer Requests- Everyone stays healthy this time of year.

Commando closed us out with a good prayer!

5 Men started with a mosey and a warmup which included side straddle hops, copper head squats, and arm circles. A gunshot rang out nearby and conversation of Yukon bagging a big buck started. Sadly, Yukon was more of a squirrel whisperer this morning.

After warmup the figure 8 began. Running the Lumberyard path, starting with the bottom half of the figure at, we stopped at every “To Give a Mouse a Cookie” sign to do 20 WWII’s.

Reaching the center of the figure 8 we grabbed some coupons for a round of 11’s. 11’s consisted of Squat Thrusters and weighted Alabama Prom Dates. Cindy quickly got the best of Beaver, but he would not be defeated.

Finishing 11’s we set out to finish the top half of the figure 8 with 20 WWII’s continuing at all of the Mouse’s signs. There were reports of chafing and potentially losing the mouse’s cookies, but everyone finished strong, completing a 2.5 mile run with too many WWII’s to count.

Announcements: New location for Loco Motion at New Kent High School on Fridays, as well as an upcoming daddy daughter dance and Thanksgiving Day convergence.

Prayer requests for Pool Boy and his family as they are dealing with the loss of their grandmother.

6 HIMS and a little lady emerged from the unusually bright gloom for a faux Beaver Q Surprise, just trying to bait y’all out here! This is what the dog park weirdos witnessed!

Mosey to the helipad for disclaimer and Warmarama(surprisingly not a whole lot of MC):

• 10 Cherry Picker IC
• 20 Imperial Walkers IC (fooled a lot of PAX on this one at 10th count, need to start some burpee penalties for premature haulting)
• 20 SSH’s IC
• 10 Nolan Ryan’s IC
• Wilson and Fudds Wife
• Toe Grabs
• Butterfly
• Roscoe’s Wife

Start COP1 from helipad – Touch-A-Tree! Yukon suggests Leroy Jenkins: Instated! Touch the AED box at the PB Court.
Partner up: P1 Runs to touch 3 trees(can’t touch the same tree) while P2 does Merkins on the pad. 3 Rounds. Following top of the 3rd round Commando calls Leroy Jenkins!

Mosey to the Handicap Spaces near the playground for COP 2 – 7’s – Mike Tyson / Pole Smokers

Mosey to the Coupons way over yonder for COP 3 – Dora …“Leroy Jenkins!” Exclaims Choo Choo – this had to have been at least a half mile round trip to the AED, shortly after YHC proactively changes the LJ destination to the much closer center field flag. Like I was saying Dora- Partner Up / 100 Incline Merkins / 200 Wet Toilet Seats / 300 LBC’s – Partner carries coupon to top of trail and back.

Sugar Rush calls for Leroy Jenkins, run to the flag on our way back, pick up our gear and head back to the invisible F3 flag.

Numbers(7) & Names

Announcements & Prayer Requests – Commando’s son had a second interview on his way to a third and additional interview elsewhere.

Yukon closed us out with a prayer.

Great to see all of you men out this AM!

3 Challengers emerged with a beautiful sunrise that started red and quickly turned to an orange to purple fade, but that didn’t slow us down. Here’s the struggle!

Mosey around the parking lot to the snack shack for Warmarama

• 11 Cherry Pickers IC
• 11 DQ’s IC
• 11 Imperial Walkers IC
• Roscoe’s Wife
• Toe Grabs
• Butterfly
• Fudds Wife
• Roscoe’s Wife
• 25 Merkins OYO

COP1 – “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell any form of plank through the song, Merkins through the chorus.

Mosey to park entrance cones

COP2 – 11’s Suicide style – any form of Merkin selected in rotation by fellow PAX descending from 10. Bear Crawl to the first cone to perform Cussack Squats(the hard way) run back to the start. Every set you increase bear crawl travel to the next cone. Once out of cones work your way back to the next closest cone.

COP3 – Trick or Treat Merkins – Take the men’s trick or treating by in the neighborhood for a mosey at every mailbox do merkins starting with 10 reps decreasing by one rep every next mailbox except for the last where instead of 1 we do 11.

Mary’s Cones – “oh look! There are those orange cones again!” At Every cone PAX selects 11 reps of an ab exercise.

• WWII
• LBC
• Flutters
• Rope Climbers
• Supermans
• Air Force Push Ups
• Australian Snow Angels

Short mosey BTTF for CoT Numbers and names!
Prayer Requests – Prayers for Commandos son DJ that he can land this job he’s working on and hoping to land. Prayers for Yukons wife and her pregnancy that her and baby stay healthy throughout these early months. Commando led us in a prayer to close it out!

Prayers Choo Choo gets this train track fixed up soon so he can get some relief of time for him and his family and maybe get back out here with us Iron Men!

Iron Sharpens Iron

3 of the coolest cats this side of the James geared up for a Q Potato as Ultimate Frisbee fell through.

Choo starts the Q

Stretcherama!

COP 1 – Mailboxes – mosey the neighborhood and perform 3 Merkins & 3 SSHs at every mailbox.

Beaver Q

COP 2 – Chutes and Ladders w/ Road Cones – Set 1 – 7 Willy Mays Hays at every cone. Set 2 – 3 Booyah Merkins while Yukon solo Merkins and watches.

COP 3 – 7’s – Donkey Kicks on the snack shack – MoT Bear Crawl to center diamond back stop for Hoedowns. Stop early for some feet on the wall ab sets.

Mosey BTTF and do a couple of ab exercises.

We are a leadership group disguised as a workout group. To plant, grow and serve small workout groups for the invigoration of male community leadership.

With IronPaxs wrapped up, I was expecting a big crowd for ultimate frisbee. But when game time came… only three of us showed up. I could see the heartbreak in the other two’s eyes but we had no choice we had to pivot. So here’s how it went down…

Knocked out a Warmarama

Found the biggest hill in New Kent and went to work with 11s with hand release merkins at the bottom, Mississippi dancers at the top, and Bernie’s on the climb.

Wall of Jericho

• One person calls out an exercise and runs around clubhouse while other 2 knocks it out and so on.
  
• We hit just about every exercise known to man and then Weird Science tossed in one that could trigger vertigo in just about anyone
  

3,6,9

• 3 Pull Ups
• 6 Merkins
• 9 Dips

Finished up with 5 minutes of Mary and 5 minutes of broga!

Numbers, Names and Commando took us out in prayer.

Had a great time with the boys this morning. We were all a little bummed about the frisbee game, but there’s always next week to rally the crew. Weird Science is off to (hopefully) get that hot tub today, Commando’s looking forward to a coffee with his wife and tackling some yard work and YHC’s got a full day of kids sports and wouldn’t have it any other way. Thanks again men for letting me lead!

“Be the example you never had.”

— Andy Frisella

8 High Impact Men emerged from the dusk onto the Pine Fork Park football field for the 2025 Iron Pax Challenge Week 0! YHC was so excited he woke up numerous times hoping it was time to get after it! There was some dispute of the spread of tunes in which no one approved of, but we didn’t let that slow us down!

Choo Choo led us in Warmarama at centerfield! We then meandered over to the whiteboard to do a final overview of the Week 0 workout.

The workout took much longer than I think any of us anticipated. No halfass reps here!

Choo Choo and Commando were sidelined being on IR but they remained mobile as ChooChoo ran and Commando rucked! Way to keep moving men!

Numbers (8) & Namarama! Announcement & Prayer Requests- IPC Week 1 coming soon, we’ll keep you updated on the NewKent channel. Continue to keep Yoda in your prayers. Way to perform men! YHC can’t wait for the next one!