Tag: Timberwolf

  • Ultimate Showdown at Timberwolf

    The Thang

    Fourteen PAX posted at Timberwolf for a full-field ultimate frisbee battle. Teams were drawn, trash was talked, and the disc took flight.

    Team 1: Snip, Crabgrass, Pad Thai, Cookie, L Woods, Warby, Futon Team 2: DTH, Rudy, Fandango, Festivus, Flyboy, Hei Hei, Heist

    Team 1 jumped out to an early lead behind a balanced attack. Pad Thai, Warby, and Crabgrass were making plays all over the deep field, while Snip was surgical — pinpoint accurate and cleaning up everything in the middle of the field like a man possessed. Cookie played lockdown defense, Futon made plays on both sides of the ball, and L Woods was the unsung hero, keeping possessions alive with steady intermediate throws that kept the chains moving.

    But Team 2 wasn’t going quietly. They found their rhythm with the deep ball, connecting on long bombs that clawed the game back within reach and had Team 1 sweating. Fandango overcame some, let’s say, conditioning challenges to make some big plays down the stretch. Festivus wasn’t handing out any freebies — every catch against him was earned, full price, no discounts.

    In the end, Team 1 held on for the 7-5 victory.

    Moleskin

    • Futon spent the morning living rent-free in Rudy’s head with relentless Tundra talk. Psychological warfare is legal at Timberwolf.
    • Flyboy has the heart of a lion. Unfortunately, he does not run like a cheetah. We love him anyway.
    • DTH lobbied hard to draft Snip to Team 2, but he was in the SOS today — and we call the shots. Better luck next draft.
    • Snip’s accuracy in the middle of the field should probably be investigated by the league office.
    • Deep passes kept Team 2 in it, but Team 1’s depth and defense sealed the deal.

    COT

    Prayers and praises shared. Grateful for the PAX who posted and left it all on the field. Until next time — Crabgrass out. Prayers for Fandango & Futons co-worker and Cookies friend.

    8/21 – Hot Ones Challenge at New Market
    9/11 – Friday Night Ruck returns

  • 28-3 comeback Ultimate Football

    We do’s what we do’s when we do’s it right!

    11 brave souls met on the rainy gridiron football field to leave it all out there for the football gods. Some say this was the BOS game we needed… others needed the rain to hide the tears of defeat.

    6 v 5; First team (Warby, Crabgrass, Fandango, Matlock, Pad Thai, and Cookie) struck first with an EASY TD… like butter!

    Then, after crying, we sat 1 player so 5 v 5 was available. Second team (Rudy, Flyboy, Hei-Hei, Da Bear, & Festivus) proved their hearts by scoring on dink and dunk passes in the middle with a few throws down field. They began to make it rain TDs in the rain. Warby’s team was in trouble.

    Some Highlights:

    • Festivus, Fandango, and Da Bear all had key interceptions that helped their teams.
    • Flyboy & Rudy were dangerous behind the defense scoring TDs. Pad Thai was the counter to that and recieved some very beautiful passes with amazing catches like Lynn Swann.
    • Hei-Hei and Festivus were very elusive souls weaving this way and that sharing a bond on “hot potato” with the rock. Warby The Wizard was open just about every time to counter that magic spell.
    • Crabgrass, not the noodle arm as reports suggest, hit a few deep passes to Pad Thai.
    • Rudy was a machine through the whole game until the end where the machine breaks down and causes an ill-timed pass that was batted down, leading to a score that eventually led to the winning TD.
    • Matlock and Cookie were defensive magicians knocking down balls… and footballs.

    In the end, the good guys won 6-5 (kinda a precursor to the beginning of the game numbers of players) with a Fandango GAME WINNING TD CATCH reminding them of the 2025 BOS Champion!

    COT: Rudy’s charity was a success to help out kids.

    Great day out there to be alive and play like kids in the rain!

  • Not It

    Despite the end of Boy of Summer, 4 HIMS arrived at Timberwolf eager to continue the school yard games. YHC planned to take us back to the glory days with Tag and Sharks & Minnows. Unfortunately, too many brethren succumbed to the fartsack and we lacked the numbers. Undeterred by the snoozing comrades, we regrouped and put in some work. Here’s what went down:

    Mosey to the track and brief warm up.

    Jog the curves, sprint the straightaways. At the start of the next curve, pause for an exercise rotating the leader.

    Completed 2.5 Miles with various merkins, WWIIs, Squats, Freddys, Imperial Walkers, Never Surrenders, and similar ways to get the blood flowing.

    Ended with a COT. Prayers for Cookie’s friend and Fandango’s family. Convergence at Gridiron Saturday (Text Heist for a headcount). Ended in prayer.

    Not the workout we wanted, but the workout we needed. An honor to lead!






  • Boys of Summer Cup — Champions


    F3 RVA · Midlothian, VA · Summer 2026

    Boys of Summer Cup Champions

    Eight weeks of beatdowns, mumblechatter, and one final stand under the lights. The long summer has a winner.

    The Regular Season

    The Yips ran the table.

    Six weeks of head-to-head, the Yips closed it out and stamped the regular-season crown.

    But one season ends, The Cup begins!

    We wiped the slate, redrew the sides, and settled the whole summer on the field – Ultimate Football, winner takes the Cup.

    The winning squad: Rudy, Da Bear, Boberry, Flyboy, Pad Thai, Cookie

    Cookie played dominant defense and kept the ball moving
    Boberry was the glue guy making plays left and right
    Pad Thai was all over the field, a constant down the field threat with multiple pass breakups.
    Flyboy made some big throws and had some catches that turned field position
    Da Bear made the sliding catch a regular thing
    Rudy is the same age as John Elway when he finally won it. After years of disappointed ends to his season, Rudy got to walk off the field a Champion today. Also best dressed

    Congrats to the winners and thank you to everyone for coming out and having some fun with us this season! See you in the gloom or at Xgolf tonight at 7

  • Yip, Yip, Hooray!

    To what may seem like a runaway victory for the Yips over the Patriot Games, YHC made sure there was some skin in the game as we pranced around Timberwolf throwing discs at chains. According to the YouTube videos Cookie watched, here’s what happened…

    split into two teams, then matched up 1v1. Each match tee’d off from a different hole and we played all 7 holes. Yips won 4 out of 5 matches, but fun was had by all. Advantage #1 goes to Yips

    Side note – where I grew up, if you tell someone you’re “going to smoke them” it means you’re going to beat them badly at whatever competition awaits. I don’t know what “going to smoke you” means in Indiana, but it doesn’t mean that…

    Next up: long drive. There’s 57,600 square feet of real estate on a football field, and Rudy managed to miss all of it. Cookie wasted no time showing that he is a quick learner, and threw a bomb. Advantage #2 Yips

    Next Up: closest to the pin. Like lemmings, we all went to the same spot except one brave soul who dared to cross the track and actually attempt to hit the rack. I cant remember if it was 3 Doors or Boberry, but somebody put some english on the biscuit and got it close to the hole. Advantage Patriot Games

    With a few minutes to spare, we horsed around with laps around the track hanging in the balance.

    NEXT WEEK: Boys of Summer Cup (Ultimate Football) – just like the President’s Cup, the regular season doesn’t matter, this is for all the bragging rights.

    Prayers – Fandango’s family as he lays his father to rest and celebrating Pad Thai’s new niece.

    Convergence GRIDIRON 7/4 1am
    Join us Thursday 6/25 @ X GOLF Westchester 7-9pm

  • The Rich Get Richer

    Perfect morning for some Kickball today! Dirt on the field just got a fresh raking and was nice and flat for us. With the official Tomahawk Creek Middle School regulation kickball in our possession, let’s mosey!

    No need for a warm-up we’re ready to play. Split teams up, 6 for Patriot Games and 7 for Yips. Since Rudy was reppin Benny the Jet and not AB, sportsmanship was at an all-time high so we agreed Pad Thai was the most honorable amongst the thieves, so he would pitch to his own team and field the ball honorably (which he did!)

    Yips had a plan, take all of our Beatdown Currency and give it to Warby at 2nd base, which was used strategically to thwart any advancements to 3rd base. OC missed the memo.

    The game started off tight at 1-1 when YHC and his golden boot opened things up with a 3 run homerun. Patriots inched back, but a rally in the 6th by the Yips gave us a commanding lead, but PG got scrappy, scored some runs, and threatened a comeback. Unlike the Spurs, the Yips shut it down and walked away victorious and are now up 4-1 on BOS.

    Shoutouts!
    Warby – good fielding and handing out the cash
    Wildcat – when he says “I got it” it’s 50/50
    3 Doors Down – caught everything that came his way
    OC – big kicks!
    Rudy – it was an honor to catch your best kick of the day
    Pad Thai – excellent pitching
    Festivus – that 3rd to 1st is a tough throw

  • NBA Jam (F3 Style)

    BOOMSHAKALAKA! Welcome back to the hardwood, gladiators — let’s break down the tape!

    KNOCKOUT — TIP-OFF CHAOS The Patriot Games came out RED HOT, sprinting to a 7-on-1 advantage before the announcers could even sit down. HE’S ON FIRE! Flyboy reached deep into the vault for his signature move — tapping other men’s balls (joke fully intended, no regard for human life) — sending shooter after shooter to the bench. Hei Hei gave it the ol’ college try… PUTS UP A BRICK! DENIED. Patriots draw first blood. YIPS DOWN 0-1.

    THE SPLIT — THREE GAMES, ONE FLOOR

    🏀 2v2: Cookie and Crabgrass rose up as the TWIN TOWERS, swatting everything in the paint. Rudy and Futon could not solve the skyscrapers — GET THAT OUTTA HERE! — falling 10-6. KABOOM.

    🏀 2v2: Duke and Gotham jumped out to an early lead and were feeling themselves… but then Wildcat HEATED UP. HE’S ON FIRE! From WAY DOWNTOWN — the big three drops! RAZZLE DAZZLE, Wildcat slams the door and closes out the W.

    🏀 3v3: Folks, we lost the broadcast feed on this one. All we know is it was a MASSACRE — the kind of carnage the Oregon Trail hasn’t seen since the last wagon forded the river and lost three oxen and a child named Timmy. WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!

    THE MAIN EVENT — 5v5 FULL COURT, SUBS LIVE The Duke put the whole squad on his back and CARRIED — a one-man wrecking crew. But the Yips brought the height, the maturity, and frankly the good looks, and it was JUST. TOO. MUCH. Down to the wire, the Patriots had a shot to tie it at the buzzer… INTERCEPTED! TURNOVER ends the game! YIPS WIN, 3-1.

    IS IT THE SHOES? Doesn’t matter — the Yips now lead the series 3-1. BOOMSHAKALAKA. 🔥

  • OWN IT BRO!!!!

    Sometimes…you just want to hear someone say it!!!

    Boys of summer never disappoints. Today we were 14 strong who came out to battle the wet field left behind from yesterday’s storms. According to the Apples, here’s what went down.

    LIST OF TRANSGRESSIONS:

    Yips:
    – Rudy had bad posture, got his weight on his toes, and his bad form caused a light tap to feel like a big push

    Patriot Games:
    – Questionable End zone size & placement. This took two scores off the board for Festivus
    – Erroneous out-of-bounds calls to throw off rhythm
    – Futon with some very aggressive defensive chest bumping
    – Switched the ball at kick-off to a slicker, oddly colored ball
    – Rubbing the ball in the wet grass, falling a step behind…
    – Fandango not making a football move before securing the catch
    – Wanting to change the rules of BEATDOWN Currency

    Luckily, fortune favors the bold and the Yips rose above it (just like Warby did in the back corner of the end zone) and came out victorious 9-6 (9-7?)

    Shoutouts:

    • Rudy had an early drop, the Yips did their battlecry and we could tell it was on like Donkey Kong from there!
    • Yips debuted a new uniform to the delight of many
    • Cookie had the best throw of the day!
    • Da Bear with a pick 6 – Freight train!
    • Boberry making plays all over the field
    • Duke needs to ice up his Nutzy tonight

    Biggest success of the day was hearing that Big Rig’s mom’s scans came back clear, praise the Lord!

    Next week – Basketball!

    Yips 2, Patriot Games 1

  • BOS – Ultimate Frisbee

    Timberwolf was jam packed today! According to the geese doing flyovers, here’s what went down.

    Made our way down to the field and set up cones, but with 22 HIMs we needed a bigger boat, so we widened just a tad. Patriot Games were eager to get going, but the Yips wanted to warm-up. YHC split teams up evenly 12-10. It may only be Flyboys second post in 2026, but he doesn’t miss a beat and we settled at 11-11.

    Both teams came out executing their playbook to perfection, moving the disc up and down the field with a few aggressive swings at that plate along the way. The first 20 minutes gave us a close 3-2 match.

    The YIPS started to get a groove, tightened up their defense, and took DTH’s advice to heart and stuck to the ground and pound short game. Hei Hei, Festivus, Cookie, OC, DK, Wildcat, Pad Thai, Trespass worked the middle like poetry in motion. Da Bear, Yoda and YHC worked the sidelines and played Legion of Boom-era defense.

    Patriot Games played better than the score would infer. Between the 20s they were moving, but in the red zone they couldn’t quite get a rhythm. Rudy pulled an Antonio Brown – had a great catch at NoToll and let it go to his head. He got paid and focused more on songs written about him and his bonus, forgetting what got him here in the first place. Snip has a 99% accuracy rating, but 1% of the time he throws it to Powhatan. Machismo dominated the middle of the field, and Fandango got more cardio in today than he has this year.

    YIPS victorious 8-3.

    Beatdown currency has been handed out, be sure to use it to your advantage! a $20 firecracker is making it’s way north…

    Good to see some NOS brothers join us today! All are welcome to come out next week for some Ultimate Football – same rules, different object.

    Good luck Trespass in your interview today.

  • Dodgeball

    A beautiful 70 degree morning to kick things off with Boys of Summer, The Yips versus Patriot Games. Today did not disappoint!

    15 HIMs came out to dodge, duck, and dive their way through madness. The odd numbers required a gentleman’s duel to see who got the advantage. Warby > Rudy

    Game 1 – Classic Dodgeball rules. Get out once, 5 burpees, twice – run the field and back, three times – have a seat. Winner: Yips

    Game 2 – King of the Castle. Each team nominates one player to be the king, and like chess, when your king goes down, you lose. Festivus vs McGruff. Winner: Yips

    Game 3 – Kick the Can. 3 cans stood on each side, first to knock them all down wins. Winner: Patriot Games

    Game 4 – Hefty Lefty’s. Classic rules, but you can only use your non-dominant hand to throw. This was a very entertaining battle, most HIMs have a wet noodle for a left arm. We shrunk the battlefield to speed up the game. Winner: Patriot Games

    Game 5 – Kick the Can 2.0, Patriot Games game of choice (since it doesn’t require them to knock out the Yips to win). closely contested match, had to go to double overtime that involved several rule changes that led to chaos. Eventually though, a dart from either Futon or Pad Thai ended the match, right at 6:15…just as YHC planned.

    ***Editorial note: YHC could see that Rudy was taking the gentleman’s duel loss pretty hard with his team going down 1-0, so YHC gave them the 1-man advantage to lift his spirits. Rudy, find a way to pay it forward today, buddy.

    Patriot Games are up 1-0 on the Yips after week 1. The Yips are proud to welcome Meatball and Pad Thai to our team, and Patriot Games are pumped to have McGruff! Big Rig’s little rig was not harmed today

    Next week: Ultimate Frisbee

    Prayers for Meatball as he looks for a job, Big Rig and his mom’s scans, continued support for Christian.